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With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
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Castration is an option although a somewhat drastic one.
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Tortured Testicles Of Peace
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Thank you Hulk, just posted one (of peace)
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Castration is an option although a somewhat drastic one.
If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.
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If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.
A wizard may find a use for it in an incantation.
On the bright side you would also not have to shave anymore.
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Perhaps seek treatment for pubic lice
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
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consult a doctor
preferably a decent looking female
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If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.
Golf gloves.
STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Scratch them
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bubble baths will fix that
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Perhaps seek treatment for pubic lice
Good idea. You get a free moustache comb with the medicine.
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A wizard may find a use for it in an incantation.
On the bright side you would also not have to shave anymore.
They do itch more after I shorn my bag.
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They do itch more after I shorn my bag.
Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil. Drive it on in. We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.
Srsly, clippers at most. Never go to the skin. Never.
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You must have good size balls, hence the surface touches around your legs...etc.
Mine are shrunken entities, hence the scrotal sack is also elevated and there is no skin to skin contact, hence very well ventilated.
Test and regular emptying of the sack does the trick
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shave the balls and after a shower let the AC blow over them to dry and chill...only after that put powder on...never put powder on while you're sweating
cheers
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You must have good size balls, hence the surface touches around your legs...etc.
Mine are shrunken entities, hence the scrotal sack is also elevated and there is no skin to skin contact, hence very well ventilated.
Test and regular emptying of the sack does the trick
(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/When+forgetting+2+save+after+boss+battle.+PEWDIEPIE+yes+the_679bc6_3545872.gif)
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Cut them off and jump off a second story balcony ;D
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One of the symptoms of diabetes is chronic crotch itch.
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This! Wet shaving them causes irritation the clippers won't.
Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil. Drive it on in. We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.
Srsly, clippers at most. Never go to the skin. Never.
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With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
Find a fat hairy guy with sweaty balls and you both do 69 on each other, that should relieve the problem.
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With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
Sounds like you need to shave them taters as well as talc 'em.
Reminds me of a Swedish Chemist's joke...
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Medicated Gold Bond
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Don't close the damn door. Kevin's down there.
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They do itch more after I shorn my bag.
aaah - my apologies - I had not realized you were already clean as a whistle.
I itch on days 2-3 after a scrotal shave but talc cures if for me - and I live on the equator, run AND cycle. In terms of ball sweat - I'm up there with the best of them.
But no itch as long as I talc them.
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Medicated Gold Bond
^^
100%, this is the BEST stuff!!!
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ever hear of soap and water.
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This is what you have. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinea_cruris
It's very common. What your looking at is a yeast buildup in the body. The person who mentioned diabetes is in the right ballpark. Doesn't mean you have diabetes but that's where its headed(typeII). Yeast does some fukced up shit to the body. Get your sugar intake under control and don't put on your clothes until fully dry when you get out of the shower. And right after the gym if you don't shower right after, change your underwear pronto or don't wear any at all...
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gym rat in the change room
(http://tanyaeby.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stop-itching-pubic-shaving.jpg)
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Cut them off and jump off a second story balcony ;D
;D
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Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. ;D
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With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
Try 1 or 2 showers... But this time use soap.
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gym rat in the change room
(http://tanyaeby.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stop-itching-pubic-shaving.jpg)
That is my orgasm face, not my itching my balls face. ;)
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Medicated Gold Bond
I will give that a try. On the list of people who give good advice for itchy balls you are at the top. See, you made it to that list. You should be proud.
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Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. ;D
I like this. Creative as hell.
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(http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/anti-monkey-butt.jpg)
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(http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/anti-monkey-butt.jpg)
Princess. I actually bought some of this shit for my Sea Monkeys and itchy balls. It clogs your pores and makes you sweat and break out. It also turns into pancake batter. It takes a 30 minute shower to get it all off. But thank you anyway. I love to hear a woman talk about my balls. ;D
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What you?
http://canesten.com.au/en/general-body-fungus/about-body-fungus/index.php?gclid=CPHS3u6g6L0CFYZfpQod8ioAxQ
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What you?
http://canesten.com.au/en/general-body-fungus/about-body-fungus/index.php?gclid=CPHS3u6g6L0CFYZfpQod8ioAxQ
Damn I feel so dirty now. :-[
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basile still trying unsuccessfully to introduce his retarded phrase "what you" ::)
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hes got that red balls!!!
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Just lick em' like your dog does...
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Does this occur just at certain time of the year?
If so, have you looked into the migratory habits of sea monkeys?
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Get a hot young slut to put her girl slobber all over them & lick the effected area till relief is achieved.
If this doesn't work try the same application with fanny batter.
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Just lick em' like your dog does...
Excellent idea!
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With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
Retarded thread. Hope this helps.
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Room 7....1000 dollars....when you come out they will be like polished gems
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Retarded thread. Hope this helps.
Sorry I ruined your evening Abe. But don't get mad at me because you are ball-less. ::)
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Years ago you had to see a doctor and get a prescription if you had a fungal infection. Now you can buy Canesten antifungal at any pharmacy. Aways have a tube handy if you are sexually active. Vaginas can be a health risk. Well, men can spread infections, too.
You can get a fungal infection in the crotch area because of three conditions: warm, moist and dark. Try to keep dry and wash underwear frequently. Some recommend boxer shorts for more ventilation.
Sometimes infections go back and forth between partners.
One problem is the ph or acidity of vaginas. If a woman goes on antibiotics they can get thrush which is a fungal infection. If the ph isn't right they can get a bacterial infection. Ah, the woes of hapless women. Naturally, we men are oblivious of
any wrong doing. So you also need an antibacterial ointment for gardnerella or similar infections. This is the one that smells fishy. Good health, everyone.
http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Bacterial_vaginosis_explained
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Damn Vince, I feel like I am disease infested after reading that. I may just cut them off and jump off a balcony.
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Damn Vince, I feel like I am disease infested after reading that. I may just cut them off and jump off a balcony.
LOL. You remind me of a guy who, after seeing closeups of a vagina, swore he would never go down on a woman again! Didn't stop him from demanding oral sex from his girlfriend! ::)
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LOL. You remind me of a guy who, after seeing closeups of a vagina, swore he would never go down on a woman again! Didn't stop him from demanding oral sex from his girlfriend! ::)
Now that could never happen to me because I love eating pussy more than anything. Show me a picture of a herpe infested twat covered in yeast and I would still want to munch on it for hours. :P
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Now that could never happen to me because I love eating pussy more than anything. Show me a picture of a herpe infested twat covered in yeast and I would still want to munch on it for hours. :P
You primitive individual! Must be popular with the ladies, though.
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vince do you still get to eat pussy despite the fact you are well into your senior years?
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vince do you still get to eat pussy despite the fact you are well into your senior years?
I am 55 and I eat pussy all the time. I think you do it more when you are older because it is easier on the back. Younger women come to men my age to eat their pussy because of the experience and talent. That is the truth for me, not sure in Vince's case.
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I am 55 and I eat pussy all the time. I think you do it more when you are older because it is easier on the back. Younger women come to men my age to eat their pussy because of the experience and talent. That is the truth for me, not sure in Vince's case.
55 aint all that old i sure hope to be still eating pussy at that age.
not sure about when im in my 80s like vince though
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55 aint all that old i sure hope to be still eating pussy at that age.
not sure about when im in my 80s like vince though
DAMN! Lmao. I bet eating 80 year old pussy is like chewing on some Walmart brand beef jerky. And you know there is a big forest of grey hair covering that thing. Hard telling what kind of stinky cheese grows on an 80 year old twat. Yuck! :-X
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Thank you Hulk
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Thank you Hulk
Hey he asked, I delivered. Come on, join in the fun. Or are you waiting for the next "I am leaving Getbig" thread from one of our resident attention whores?
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vince "Bass-ill" is quite the fishy fuck!