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Title: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:16:03 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Hulkotron on April 17, 2014, 06:18:19 AM
Castration is an option although a somewhat drastic one.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: wes on April 17, 2014, 06:18:38 AM
Tortured Testicles Of Peace
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 17, 2014, 06:18:41 AM
Thank you Hulk, just posted one (of peace)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:19:38 AM
Castration is an option although a somewhat drastic one.

If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Hulkotron on April 17, 2014, 06:20:39 AM
If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.

A wizard may find a use for it in an incantation.

On the bright side you would also not have to shave anymore.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: hench on April 17, 2014, 06:21:25 AM
Perhaps seek treatment for pubic lice


With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: anabolichalo on April 17, 2014, 06:23:41 AM
consult a doctor

preferably a decent looking female
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Fallsview on April 17, 2014, 06:24:19 AM
If I opt to go this route, what would you suggest I do with the removed matter? Coin purse? Eye Patch? Bronze for dash of car? Open to suggestions here.

Golf gloves.




STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Wiggs on April 17, 2014, 06:27:06 AM
Scratch them
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: 240 is Back on April 17, 2014, 06:51:09 AM
bubble baths will fix that
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:53:52 AM
Perhaps seek treatment for pubic lice



Good idea. You get a free moustache comb with the medicine.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 06:54:50 AM
A wizard may find a use for it in an incantation.

On the bright side you would also not have to shave anymore.

They do itch more after I shorn my bag.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Tapeworm on April 17, 2014, 07:24:59 AM
They do itch more after I shorn my bag.

Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil.  Drive it on in.  We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.

Srsly, clippers at most.  Never go to the skin.  Never.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Skorp1o on April 17, 2014, 07:28:01 AM
You must have good size balls, hence the surface touches around your legs...etc.

Mine are shrunken entities, hence the scrotal sack is also elevated and there is no skin to skin contact, hence very well ventilated.

Test and regular emptying of the sack does the trick
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Nordic Beast on April 17, 2014, 07:33:54 AM
shave the balls and after a shower let the AC blow over them to dry and chill...only after that put powder on...never put powder on while you're sweating

cheers
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 07:52:24 AM
You must have good size balls, hence the surface touches around your legs...etc.

Mine are shrunken entities, hence the scrotal sack is also elevated and there is no skin to skin contact, hence very well ventilated.

Test and regular emptying of the sack does the trick

(http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/When+forgetting+2+save+after+boss+battle.+PEWDIEPIE+yes+the_679bc6_3545872.gif)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: liberty on April 17, 2014, 07:57:39 AM
Cut them off and jump off a second story balcony   ;D
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Novena on April 17, 2014, 08:16:47 AM
One of the symptoms of diabetes is chronic crotch itch.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: hench on April 17, 2014, 08:18:53 AM
This! Wet shaving them causes irritation the clippers won't.

Well, there's yur problem rite there, Dr Evil.  Drive it on in.  We'll put it on the lift and have a look at it.

Srsly, clippers at most.  Never go to the skin.  Never.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: the trainer on April 17, 2014, 08:32:21 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Find a fat hairy guy with sweaty balls and you both do 69 on each other, that should relieve the problem.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: pedro01 on April 17, 2014, 08:38:45 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Sounds like you need to shave them taters as well as talc 'em.

Reminds me of a Swedish Chemist's joke...

Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: CalvinH on April 17, 2014, 08:39:27 AM
Medicated Gold Bond
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Tapeworm on April 17, 2014, 08:41:14 AM
Don't close the damn door.  Kevin's down there.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: pedro01 on April 17, 2014, 08:41:55 AM
They do itch more after I shorn my bag.

aaah - my apologies - I had not realized you were already clean as a whistle.

I itch on days 2-3 after a scrotal shave but talc cures if for me - and I live on the equator, run AND cycle. In terms of ball sweat - I'm up there with the best of them.

But no itch as long as I talc them.



Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Thespritz0 on April 17, 2014, 08:44:13 AM
Medicated Gold Bond
^^
100%, this is the BEST stuff!!!
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: funk51 on April 17, 2014, 08:49:58 AM
ever hear of soap and water.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on April 17, 2014, 08:57:35 AM
This is what you have. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tinea_cruris

It's very common. What your looking at is a yeast buildup in the body. The person who mentioned diabetes is in the right ballpark. Doesn't mean you have diabetes but that's where its headed(typeII). Yeast does some fukced up shit to the body. Get your sugar intake under control and don't put on your clothes until fully dry when you get out of the shower. And right after the gym if you don't shower right after, change your underwear pronto or don't wear any at all...

 
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: the trainer on April 17, 2014, 09:18:07 AM
gym rat in the change room

(http://tanyaeby.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stop-itching-pubic-shaving.jpg)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: wes on April 17, 2014, 09:19:13 AM
Cut them off and jump off a second story balcony   ;D
;D
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Primemuscle on April 17, 2014, 10:06:13 AM
Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. ;D
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Thick Nick on April 17, 2014, 10:15:19 AM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Try 1 or 2 showers... But this time use soap.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 10:31:42 AM
gym rat in the change room

(http://tanyaeby.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/stop-itching-pubic-shaving.jpg)


That is my orgasm face, not my itching my balls face.  ;)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 10:33:31 AM
Medicated Gold Bond

I will give that a try. On the list of people who give good advice for itchy balls you are at the top. See, you made it to that list. You should be proud.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: The Ugly on April 17, 2014, 10:39:18 AM
Seems like you have crabs. A spray or two of Raid should take care of this. If that doesn't do the trick, shave one side of your pubes, set the other side on fire and when those little buggers run out, stab them with and ice pick. ;D

I like this. Creative as hell.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Princess L on April 17, 2014, 11:49:38 AM
(http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/anti-monkey-butt.jpg)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 12:21:03 PM
(http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/anti-monkey-butt.jpg)

Princess. I actually bought some of this shit for my Sea Monkeys and itchy balls. It clogs your pores and makes you sweat and break out. It also turns into pancake batter. It takes a 30 minute shower to get it all off. But thank you anyway. I love to hear a woman talk about my balls.  ;D
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Vince B on April 17, 2014, 12:31:21 PM
What you?


http://canesten.com.au/en/general-body-fungus/about-body-fungus/index.php?gclid=CPHS3u6g6L0CFYZfpQod8ioAxQ
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 01:33:32 PM
What you?


http://canesten.com.au/en/general-body-fungus/about-body-fungus/index.php?gclid=CPHS3u6g6L0CFYZfpQod8ioAxQ

Damn I feel so dirty now.  :-[
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: anabolichalo on April 17, 2014, 03:34:11 PM
basile still trying unsuccessfully to introduce his retarded phrase "what you" ::)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Marty Champions on April 17, 2014, 03:35:43 PM
hes got that red balls!!!
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Marty Champions on April 17, 2014, 03:36:28 PM
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: dyslexic on April 17, 2014, 05:48:50 PM
Just lick em' like your dog does...
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: pedro01 on April 17, 2014, 06:09:21 PM
Does this occur just at certain time of the year?

If so, have you looked into the migratory habits of sea monkeys?
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Dr Kincaid on April 17, 2014, 07:39:06 PM
Get a hot young slut to put her girl slobber all over them & lick the effected area till relief is achieved.
If this doesn't work try the same application with fanny batter.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Primemuscle on April 17, 2014, 07:47:47 PM
Just lick em' like your dog does...

Excellent idea!
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: AbrahamG on April 17, 2014, 08:11:48 PM
With warm weather approaching here in the Midwest comes that ever re-occuring issue of sweating itchy balls. I reached out to you a couple years ago regarding Sea Monkeys (ass sweat stain left on a seat when you get up) and received some great responses. But no matter if I shower 3-4 times a day my balls itch. Any advice. I have tried baby powder, it just produces cake batter when mixed with sweat. Thank you in advance.

Retarded thread.  Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Army of One on April 17, 2014, 08:51:08 PM
Room 7....1000 dollars....when you come out they will be like polished gems
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 09:24:01 PM
Retarded thread.  Hope this helps.


Sorry I ruined your evening Abe. But don't get mad at me because you are ball-less.  ::)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Vince B on April 17, 2014, 09:43:03 PM
Years ago you had to see a doctor and get a prescription if you had a fungal infection. Now you can buy Canesten antifungal at any pharmacy. Aways have a tube handy if you are sexually active. Vaginas can be a health risk. Well, men can spread infections, too.

You can get a fungal infection in the crotch area because of three conditions: warm, moist and dark. Try to keep dry and wash underwear frequently. Some recommend boxer shorts for more ventilation.

Sometimes infections go back and forth between partners.

One problem is the ph or acidity of vaginas. If a woman goes on antibiotics they can get thrush which is a fungal infection. If the ph isn't right they can get a bacterial infection. Ah, the woes of hapless women. Naturally, we men are oblivious of

any wrong doing. So you also need an antibacterial ointment for gardnerella or similar infections. This is the one that smells fishy. Good health, everyone.

http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Bacterial_vaginosis_explained
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 17, 2014, 10:45:51 PM
Damn Vince, I feel like I am disease infested after reading that. I may just cut them off and jump off a balcony.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Vince B on April 17, 2014, 11:46:36 PM
Damn Vince, I feel like I am disease infested after reading that. I may just cut them off and jump off a balcony.

LOL. You remind me of a guy who, after seeing closeups of a vagina, swore he would never go down on a woman again! Didn't stop him from demanding oral sex from his girlfriend! ::)
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 18, 2014, 01:20:43 AM
LOL. You remind me of a guy who, after seeing closeups of a vagina, swore he would never go down on a woman again! Didn't stop him from demanding oral sex from his girlfriend! ::)

Now that could never happen to me because I love eating pussy more than anything. Show me a picture of a herpe infested twat covered in yeast and I would still want to munch on it for hours.   :P
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Vince B on April 18, 2014, 01:43:41 AM
Now that could never happen to me because I love eating pussy more than anything. Show me a picture of a herpe infested twat covered in yeast and I would still want to munch on it for hours.   :P

You primitive individual! Must be popular with the ladies, though.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Henda on April 18, 2014, 01:48:11 AM
vince do you still get to eat pussy despite the fact you are well into your senior years?
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 18, 2014, 01:58:31 AM
vince do you still get to eat pussy despite the fact you are well into your senior years?

I am 55 and I eat pussy all the time. I think you do it more when you are older because it is easier on the back. Younger women come to men my age to eat their pussy because of the experience and talent. That is the truth for me, not sure in Vince's case.
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Henda on April 18, 2014, 02:11:49 AM
I am 55 and I eat pussy all the time. I think you do it more when you are older because it is easier on the back. Younger women come to men my age to eat their pussy because of the experience and talent. That is the truth for me, not sure in Vince's case.

55 aint all that old i sure hope to be still eating pussy at that age.
not sure about when im in my 80s like vince though
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 18, 2014, 02:24:59 AM
55 aint all that old i sure hope to be still eating pussy at that age.
not sure about when im in my 80s like vince though

DAMN! Lmao. I bet eating 80 year old pussy is like chewing on some Walmart brand beef jerky. And you know there is a big forest of grey hair covering that thing. Hard telling what kind of stinky cheese grows on an 80 year old twat. Yuck!  :-X
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 18, 2014, 02:47:33 AM
Thank you Hulk
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: gym**rat on April 18, 2014, 03:09:27 AM
Thank you Hulk

Hey he asked, I delivered. Come on, join in the fun. Or are you waiting for the next "I am leaving Getbig" thread from one of our resident attention whores?
Title: Re: Itchy Balls, what to do??
Post by: Marty Champions on April 18, 2014, 04:38:51 AM
vince "Bass-ill" is quite the fishy fuck!