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Title: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 19, 2006, 02:28:34 PM
That is all >:(
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 19, 2006, 02:32:31 PM
 :'(

Been there, done that, ...and quite a few other people have the scars to prove it too.  :P

Chocolate helps.  :P
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 19, 2006, 02:33:00 PM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on October 19, 2006, 02:32:31 PM


Been there, done that, ...and quite a few other people have the scars to prove it too.  :P


lol....stories? :D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 19, 2006, 02:34:07 PM
EVERY ONE, RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!!  SAVE THE THE CHILDREN AND SMALL ANIMALS!!!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 19, 2006, 02:37:14 PM


lolololololololoz ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 19, 2006, 02:46:17 PM
 ;D

i say you relax, kick you feet up, get a warming pad, glass of wine and something sweet for later
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: mish on October 19, 2006, 02:50:27 PM
That would work!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 19, 2006, 08:38:44 PM
damn that boy is whipped, lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 19, 2006, 08:42:25 PM
See the girls think they have it soooo bad from getting PMS. Guys have got it way worse because we have to put up with their bullshit once a month!!!!!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 19, 2006, 08:53:03 PM
<-----  Ducking from flying objects being thrown around after that post
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 19, 2006, 08:56:48 PM
PMS is soooooo adorable ...when i've been in love...


i'm usualy want MY way as far as where i wanna go out and eat..and what movie i wanna see...and letting my GF pick up after me...but around that time of the month you girls get soo adorable.....so demanding and indignant and ..and so adorable...


around that time of the month a girlfriend i love can pretty much get me to agree with ANY DAMN thing...all she has to do is ask...


"we'r going to houstons tonite and you're wearing a tie"      ...me with dopey smile.."yeah sweetie"

" dont fucking patronize me"    ...me " no hon i'm not"....


" go shower NOW"   .....ok honey....


and so on... :)
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 19, 2006, 09:00:50 PM
yeah that sounds adorable...NOT.

But hey i like to take care of women so it gives me an eexcuse to pamper them.  And if you play your cards right she'll tell her friends how great you are and when you break up they'll date you!  ahh revenge.  kidding
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 19, 2006, 09:01:34 PM
And girls love to be slammed that time of the month as well. Although I draw the line if they want me to go down  :-X
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 19, 2006, 10:13:21 PM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 19, 2006, 09:01:34 PM
And girls love to be slammed that time of the month as well. Although I draw the line if they want me to go down  :-X

i thought women usually drew that line . . . helps them keep the all-important "mystery." ;) ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 19, 2006, 10:15:28 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 19, 2006, 09:00:50 PM
yeah that sounds adorable...NOT.



you dont like me..

we established that..

keep it on the X k mate...


Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 19, 2006, 10:40:30 PM
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on October 19, 2006, 10:15:28 PM

you dont like me..

we established that..

keep it on the X k mate...




 ???

um never said i didnt like you. 
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: nzmusclemonster on October 20, 2006, 12:38:52 AM
Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 19, 2006, 10:13:21 PM
i thought women usually drew that line . . . helps them keep the all-important "mystery." ;) ;D

Nah man, think amorous times twenty!



edited  :)
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: muscleforlife on October 20, 2006, 04:53:03 AM
PMS....Depending on the weather.  If it's yucky out bed, remote control, hot tea by the pot.

If it is warm, Im going to destroy something....Look out weeds in my garden!

Sandra
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: newmom on October 20, 2006, 07:04:48 AM
Quote from: Migs on October 19, 2006, 09:00:50 PM
yeah that sounds adorable...NOT.

But hey i like to take care of women so it gives me an eexcuse to pamper them.  And if you play your cards right she'll tell her friends how great you are and when you break up they'll date you!  ahh revenge.  kidding

migs please tell me u love overweight women with emotional scars...and im all yours
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Playboy on October 20, 2006, 09:23:10 AM
Quote from: STella on October 19, 2006, 02:28:34 PM
That is all >:(
oh Christ...i'm staying away from you today:)

PB
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 20, 2006, 09:40:23 AM
Quote from: newmom on October 20, 2006, 07:04:48 AM
migs please tell me u love overweight women with emotional scars...and im all yours

 :-*
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on October 20, 2006, 10:12:40 AM
I usually like to tell people that I have debilitating dysmenorrhea.  It sounds so much better than mere PMS, and seems like a better reason to spend half a day lying on a couch with movies and a blanket.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on October 20, 2006, 10:14:38 AM
Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 19, 2006, 10:13:21 PM
i thought women usually drew that line . . . helps them keep the all-important "mystery." ;) ;D

If I didn't know you better, I would think you were being sarcastic.  >:(  But yes, this is another example...
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 20, 2006, 10:32:37 AM
Quote from: Deedee on October 20, 2006, 10:12:40 AM
I usually like to tell people that I have debilitating dysmenorrhea.  It sounds so much better than mere PMS, and seems like a better reason to spend half a day lying on couch with movies and a blanket.

sneaky
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: newmom on October 20, 2006, 11:37:56 AM
Quote from: Migs on October 20, 2006, 09:40:23 AM
:-*

awwwwwwwww i needed that thanks migsy
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 20, 2006, 11:41:09 AM
any time
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 20, 2006, 11:49:25 AM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 20, 2006, 11:46:41 AM
Still chocolate free!     ;D

  And about 5pounds lighter.   So instead of being full of shit, I was full of chocolate.     :)


   Someone at the gym did bring me in 2 candy bars the other day because he said I looked like I wanted to kill someone and I needed to get back on the chocolate.   (I always look like that though  :-\ )

    I haven't eaten them though. 

   So this means I can eat chocolate/candy and go back to my set point weight and maintain if I want too.    :D
           

congrats on being choclate free.  i need to star alying off junky stuff myslef.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 20, 2006, 12:00:30 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 19, 2006, 10:40:30 PM
???

um never said i didnt like you. 


oops...i ws a little tipsy...i thought al-geb wrote that...

sorry dude..
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 20, 2006, 12:07:14 PM
no worries
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 20, 2006, 02:03:17 PM
Quote from: Deedee on October 20, 2006, 10:14:38 AM
If I didn't know you better, I would think you were being sarcastic.  >:(  But yes, this is another example...

 ;D

tbh, I think that being interesting has a lot more to do w other things than drawing somewhat arbitrary lines.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on October 20, 2006, 07:47:52 PM
Quote from: Al-Gebra on October 20, 2006, 02:03:17 PM
;D

tbh, I think that being interesting has a lot more to do w other things than drawing somewhat arbitrary lines.


Must you be so mysterious and cryptic?  :)
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 21, 2006, 02:20:02 AM
Quote from: Deedee on October 20, 2006, 10:12:40 AM
I usually like to tell people that I have debilitating dysmenorrhea.  It sounds so much better than mere PMS, and seems like a better reason to spend half a day lying on a couch with movies and a blanket.

DeeDee, the problem with that is that most times only women (and maybe doctors) will understand what you mean. I think it's important that men understand, ...both for your sake, ...but especially theirs  ;)

Guys need to hear PMS, ...in order to prevent them from doing something stupid that would inadvertentlly get them stabbed with a fork, or forcing you to put a stiletto heel through their temples or scrotums.  :)

When you say PMS, ...they KNOW you mean business!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 21, 2006, 09:35:17 AM
STella, I just ate a giant chocolate chip cookie. It was almost as big as a frisbee. It was very yummy too.  :P
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 21, 2006, 05:49:12 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5116639121843900927&q=pms+commercial
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 22, 2006, 12:32:20 PM
Apparently Toxie doesn't seem to have a problem with mucous.  :-X
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 22, 2006, 12:39:25 PM


Quote from: jaguarenterprises on October 21, 2006, 09:35:17 AM
STella, I just ate a giant chocolate chip cookie. It was almost as big as a frisbee. It was very yummy too.  :P

gimmee  >:(


Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on October 21, 2006, 05:49:12 PM
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5116639121843900927&q=pms+commercial

 ;D   

Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 12:55:09 PM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on October 22, 2006, 12:32:20 PM
Apparently Toxie doesn't seem to have a problem with mucous.  :-X


i've only been shocked once...my ex..she ws a heavy bleeder...first time we had sex when she ws on her period...twas in the dark..so after i go to the bathroom to wash up and open the light..and it ws like i had stabbed myself...quite shocking...and then ya get over it...meh...

i said something along the lines of holy crap and she heard me..she ws giggling when i got back to bed and said " told ya".. :)
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: mish on October 22, 2006, 12:58:18 PM
 :-X
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 22, 2006, 12:58:25 PM
 :-\
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
so i shoulda gotton disgusted...said something along the lines of " thats not sexy" and left?    naaahhh...actualy mish..her name ws michele..she ws a red head...and i used to call her mishie...and she'd throw a cutest fits when she didn't get her way...


she wasn't a one niter folks..she ws A GIRL FRIEND.....
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 22, 2006, 01:21:12 PM
red in the head...ah nevermind.  this is the kindler gentler board
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 01:24:33 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 22, 2006, 01:21:12 PM
red in the head...ah nevermind.  this is the kindler gentler board

lol....feel free to poke fun at me at any time mate...a good laugh is a good laugh :)
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: mish on October 22, 2006, 01:31:51 PM
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on October 22, 2006, 01:10:03 PM
so i shoulda gotton disgusted...said something along the lines of " thats not sexy" and left?    naaahhh...actualy mish..her name ws michele..she ws a red head...and i used to call her mishie...and she'd throw a cutest fits when she didn't get her way...


she wasn't a one niter folks..she ws A GIRL FRIEND.....

Wasn't saying all that, just expressing my feelings on the subject that's all. You do what you want, as long as both of you didn't have an issue with it then hey work out!

BTW what's with you thinking girls throwing fits is cute ???
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 22, 2006, 01:34:16 PM
Quote from: ToxicAvenger! on October 22, 2006, 01:24:33 PM
lol....feel free to poke fun at me at any time mate...a good laugh is a good laugh :)

not worried about you, lol.  worried about the swift kick to the twig and berries Stella would give me
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: mish on October 22, 2006, 01:38:51 PM
HAHAHAHA!!! Stella cracks the whip even when she's not here.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 01:55:56 PM
Quote from: mish on October 22, 2006, 01:31:51 PM


BTW what's with you thinking girls throwing fits is cute ???

yanno..never thought of it that way....besides when ya grow up in pakistan...ya kinda learn not to be bothered by small stuff... :-\
although prolly bred into me by my parents ..since my whole family thinks my sister is a princess and her fits are cute >:(
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 01:57:30 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 22, 2006, 01:34:16 PM
not worried about you, lol.  worried about the swift kick to the twig and berries Stella would give me


but i giveth you my permission...


now insult me gawd damn you >:(



i need to be entertained ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 22, 2006, 02:26:10 PM
sory toxie, i'm tired, hungry and havea date with a hot tub i dont want to be late for.  I'll insult you later, lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 02:43:37 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 22, 2006, 02:26:10 PM
sory toxie, i'm tired, hungry and havea date with a hot tub i dont want to be late for.  I'll insult you later, lol

i have to go train back...as much as i joke about being out of shape i started training back about a month ago.....deadlifts >:(
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 22, 2006, 05:48:56 PM
hello

now I obviously need to post on this subject, having done it for 25+ years and now approaching menopause... or whatever it is I have next to look forward to.

It's okay.  its just an egg.  the hormones and the children you never had are the funny bit<<<



xLuvba ta


plus it hurts
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: ToxicAvenger on October 22, 2006, 09:22:11 PM
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 22, 2006, 05:48:56 PM
hello

now I obviously need to post on this subject, having done it for 25+ years and now approaching menopause... or whatever it is I have next to look forward to.

It's okay.  its just an egg.  the hormones and the children you never had are the funny bit<<<



xLuvba ta


plus it hurts


love or hate linda...


there is brutal honesty to be found...
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 11:48:37 AM
thanks toxic.

no, I was on the pill for most of my life, which made it all very easy.  I never really had any sympathy for that excuse.  When my employees booked off sick with the period I told the rest of the staff they had diahorria (sp)  >I can't be bothered to look it up and spell it properly.  >>>It was funny though.

Now that I'm cramping sideways I kinda wish I'd been a little more forgiving.  But I've always been lucky.


I have a Hindu story:  I have Indian friends.  When they have parties and they have lots, a woman is not allowed to attend if she has the menses.  So everyone knows how come she's not there.  Does my head in.  I respect their religion, but I'd sooner you taught your little girls that it's a natural and normal thing you're going to have to deal with  >>>like doing the dishes, or queueing up at the checkout. 

Smile
xL
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 23, 2006, 12:01:23 PM
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 11:48:37 AM
thanks toxic.

no, I was on the pill for most of my life, which made it all very easy.  I never really had any sympathy for that excuse.  When my employees booked off sick with the period I told the rest of the staff they had diahorria (sp)  >I can't be bothered to look it up and spell it properly.  >>>It was funny though.

Now that I'm cramping sideways I kinda wish I'd been a little more forgiving.  But I've always been lucky.


I have a Hindu story:  I have Indian friends.  When they have parties and they have lots, a woman is not allowed to attend if she has the menses.  So everyone knows how come she's not there.  Does my head in.  I respect their religion, but I'd sooner you taught your little girls that it's a natural and normal thing you're going to have to deal with  >>>like doing the dishes, or queueing up at the checkout. 

Smile
xL

OK, ...I gotta fess up, I always thought xxxLinda was a guy trolling as a chick, ...but it's official!
After this post, ...there's no way I can continue to believe she's a he. Only a woman who has been there and done that could truly appreciate that being on the pill does make menses easier, ...and to describe the experience of no longer being on the pill as "cramping up sideways"...  :o Ya gotta own the equipment to so eloquently tag the torture. {LOL}. Linda, sorry for thinking you were a guy.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 12:36:05 PM
bless
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 12:43:34 PM



Lots of fireworks here tonight.  It's fab.
xL


ps:  menopause next.  no worries...

'cept you certainly don't wanna know me when I start doing that.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 12:58:16 PM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 23, 2006, 12:52:32 PM

  no, please finish, I insist.   

is this another i had her when she was story?
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 02:27:37 PM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on October 23, 2006, 12:01:23 PM
OK, ...I gotta fess up, I always thought xxxLinda was a guy trolling as a chick, ...but it's official!
After this post, ...there's no way I can continue to believe she's a he. Only a woman who has been there and done that could truly appreciate that being on the pill does make menses easier, ...and to describe the experience of no longer being on the pill as "cramping up sideways"...  :o Ya gotta own the equipment to so eloquently tag the torture. {LOL}. Linda, sorry for thinking you were a guy.


ta jag.

could you please also persuade Always Sore et al. ?


>>>but Stella and Ron

and deedee and lovely flower knew from the first day.


+ by the way, all of the realmen.  that is, the ones that mess on the gen tops and the girly board


xL
ps
m

enough pain already
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 23, 2006, 03:52:25 PM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on October 23, 2006, 12:01:23 PM
OK
been there and done that could truly appreciate


bought the t-shirt, worn it out, ripped it up and used it as a rag.

xL
love ya, mean it
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 24, 2006, 09:25:12 AM
 :o  ~flower~, you have a post count of 1.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 10:56:34 AM
she's a computer whiz.  she's done it on purpose.  it's funny.


xL


nil points
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Always Sore on October 24, 2006, 10:57:59 AM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 09:20:53 AM
*bump* for migs to finish his "red in the head" sentence.

Your just waiting to cut him arn't you... ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Always Sore on October 24, 2006, 11:02:19 AM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 11:00:39 AM

   he seems to have disappeared    8)

Must have sensed you getting ready to pounce... ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 24, 2006, 11:02:43 AM
Quote from: Always Sore on October 24, 2006, 10:57:59 AM
Your just waiting to cut him arn't you... ;D

If he flashed those pearly whites at her, and batted his eyelashes in her direction,
I betcha she'd faint, and completely forget all about cutting into him.  ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 11:03:16 AM
re: pms (which was what were were supposed to be talking about?


after I turned 30 and came off the pill, i tried to attune to the moon.

niceness
xL
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 11:07:59 AM
which meant i had the painters in every full moon, which is not a pretty picture


i'm okay, i'm just so looking forward to the menopause.  It's not a curse, it's natural, but it's ....
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 11:11:40 AM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 11:05:58 AM
Maybe he is pondering how to finish the sentence?

    I've heard many different versions, curious to what he was going to say.

    Oh Migs.................... ........................ .. :)


oh oh oh migs.  do we know who we are talking to?

the only people i know are for real on the girly board are STella, flower, deedee and judijags.  I haven't yet met the other nice ones yet, I haven't had a chance.


oh yeah, and me
x
Linda
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Always Sore on October 24, 2006, 11:18:18 AM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 11:05:58 AM
Maybe he is pondering how to finish the sentence?

    I've heard many different versions, curious to what he was going to say.

    Oh Migs.................... ........................ .. :)

I bet he was going to say "red in the head ..is the most beautiful and sweet type of people in the world..."   ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 24, 2006, 11:59:30 AM
I've heard like a p**k** on a poodle :-[
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 24, 2006, 12:06:03 PM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 12:03:34 PM
  ** **   ???       Can I buy a vowel? 

lol yes.....or I could PM you cuz we all know Stella doesn't talk like that :-\


buy a vowel flowey!!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 24, 2006, 12:13:14 PM
No, sorry, no A's   Spin again!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on October 24, 2006, 12:17:41 PM
Quote from: STella on October 24, 2006, 12:06:03 PM
lol yes.....or I could PM you cuz we all know Stella doesn't talk like that :-\


buy a vowel flowey!!


Could you PM me too, ..'cause I didn't understand it either.  :-\
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on October 24, 2006, 12:21:05 PM
OK ladies... :)
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 12:40:09 PM
so funny.  you girls are hilarious.  They call it pmt here, premenstrual tension, not syndrome.

does anyone else have the same problem as me with electrics at certain times of the month?  all of a sudden everything starts going on and off wrong and I figure it's me.


is that normal or am I electric?

it only happens just before I get the painters in.


i'm sure it'll stop happening soon but i shudder to think what menopause is.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 24, 2006, 01:48:09 PM


red on the noodle, like a pecker on a poodle.

Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 24, 2006, 04:41:06 PM
yeah, what AS said, lol.  not gonna say it, lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 24, 2006, 04:57:53 PM


ummm . . . I posted it like two posts above yours.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 24, 2006, 04:58:49 PM
damn your demanding (like that!)

I don't remeber agreeing to obey the women, just certain rules missy

Yes you have a great sense of humor. But alas i actually forgot what i was going to say.  It wasnt fred on the hed fire in the bed though.  It was one of those things that pops in your head and should write down.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:04:36 PM
Quote from: Migs on October 24, 2006, 04:58:49 PM
damn your demanding (like that!)

I don't remeber agreeing to obey the women, just certain rules missy

Yes you have a great sense of humor. But alas i actually forgot what i was going to say.  It wasnt fred on the hed fire in the bed though.  It was one of those things that pops in your head and should write down.


nope, this is exactly like the other board.  Noone is exactly nice, not even when I plead that i cannot keep up and tell them I've got the pms.

This is not a girly board, it's run by men.


Do you want me to talk about bloody tampons?  Ok I'm upset again.  On the one hand you're funny, but on the other...


I'd sooner talk to my mum.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 24, 2006, 05:09:26 PM
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:04:36 PM

nope, this is exactly like the other board.  Noone is exactly nice, not even when I plead that i cannot keep up and tell them I've got the pms.

This is not a girly board, it's run by men.


Do you want me to talk about bloody tampons?  Ok I'm upset again.  On the one hand you're funny, but on the other...


I'd sooner talk to my mum.

um wtf was that?  i wasn't not nice.  You can talk about bloody tampons all day.  It wont do anything to me.  I have seen a dialyses machine spill it's contents, decapitated bodies, gun shot and stab wounds and assited in a child birth.  A bloody piece of cotton isnt shocking.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on October 24, 2006, 05:10:10 PM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 05:06:09 PM
>:(


   And AL-gebra, Migs had said  red on the head...........


   and didn't finish it, now he is playing st00pid   ::)

not playing  :-\ really stoopid, lol.  Or "ijit" as you like to call it
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:11:37 PM
me too.  my mother is a bitter twisted piece of work with whom I cannot converse.


I'll f**k off now, but I will read the red message you've posted ahead of me.


bloody hell
with love
Linda

so sorry here's my modify.  i love my mum.  she's just old and ill and lonely and only ever talks about herself.  I always thought I took after my dad, but perhaps I'm turning into my mother.  I remember when I was 13 and she made me take sanitary napkins to camp with me.  I carried that shit about for 3 years till I finally got the bleeding.  No problem. 

Sorry about dissing my Mum, but she is a not very nice woman.  I don't blame her
she worked hard all her life, brought up two ungrateful children, got divorced and then lived alone and bitches at her daughter like regularly.  Fine.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Al-Gebra on October 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 05:06:09 PM
>:(


   And AL-gebra, Migs had said  red on the head...........


   and didn't finish it, now he is playing st00pid   ::)

some people say red on the head, instead of red on the noodle . . . doesn't rhyme though, so I don't know why they do it. 

Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:23:34 PM
i hardly bleed any more so don't even bother with them.


I need a new mouse though, mine got all sooty in the fire i had.  I'm getting a new one, I've ordered it. 

But in the mean time, I've been scrolling about without the ball in the inner bit and god knows how I'm coping.  at least I haven't chucked my keyboard at the wall tonight.

ta
x
Linda
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:25:40 PM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 12:03:34 PM
  ** **   ???       Can I buy a vowel? 


this i love

crack me up. olololol whatever.   very good, flower.  I waannna use your joke?
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:39:48 PM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 05:12:03 PM
  ijit    ;D


   that's irish isn't it?


OK I've got another: " init '  = isn't it?

that's in IT
(someone who knows about computers?_)







ps: that's not a quote from flower, that's just me unable to do a quote box
forgive me
x

xL
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 06:02:03 PM
am i coming on? has it been a month already? where is that moon?








arrrrrgggggggh
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 02, 2006, 09:35:45 AM
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 30, 2006, 12:52:17 PM
The Hormone Hostage


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

{sigh}  So True, ...So Profound!  :'(

 
Quote
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

 
13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!

A definite keeper!  ;D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on November 02, 2006, 11:55:38 AM
brillant, flower.   Absolutely.


...Because I've always figured that men actually like it when we're on the rag 'cos they can ask for and perhaps get a blow job instead?

x
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on November 02, 2006, 11:59:23 AM
7.  Pardon My Sobbing


hehe
sob

xL
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 09, 2006, 03:13:13 PM
Woe is me...  :'(
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on November 09, 2006, 03:27:06 PM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 09, 2006, 03:13:13 PM
Woe is me...  :'(

Be brave sugar-love.  :'(
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 09, 2006, 06:00:03 PM
Quote from: Deedee on November 09, 2006, 03:27:06 PM
Be brave sugar-love.  :'(

Thanks for the encouragement. This is one of those "be careful what you wish for moments.  :-X
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 09, 2006, 08:13:55 PM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 09, 2006, 06:00:03 PM
Thanks for the encouragement. This is one of those "be careful what you wish for moments.  :-X

want me to bring some tiramisu? 
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on November 10, 2006, 06:14:17 AM
Quote from: Deedee on November 09, 2006, 03:27:06 PM
Be brave sugar-love.  :'(

Oh man Deedee LOL  where did you find that?  Are there other gems like that? LOL


Quote from: Migs on November 09, 2006, 08:13:55 PM
want me to bring some tiramisu? 

Yes, she does.  And a gun.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 10, 2006, 06:16:33 AM
Quote from: STella on November 10, 2006, 06:14:17 AM
Yes, she does.  And a gun.

i'll just leave the tiramisu at the door!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
Quote from: STella on November 10, 2006, 06:14:17 AM
Oh man Deedee LOL  where did you find that?  Are there other gems like that? LOL


Lol, STella.  There's TONS of stuff on the net.  All you have to do is type in words like "sacred" "moon goddess" "mother earth" "ritual" + "menstruation" and you get all kinds of interesting results.  :) 

For instance, did you know that for the low value price of only USD$49.00 you can purchase your very own personal "Reclaiming Menstruation Ritual Box"?

Welcome home to your body! Your female body is a beautiful and amazing gift that moves you through this world in strength and power. Perhaps the most magical of our bodies gifts is our moon blood. Our 13 cycles that in harmony with the moon, fortify, create and release the linings of our wombs. For some women this process can be spectacular.

The Reclaiming Menstruation Ritual Box Contains:

A sterling silver Goddess pendant on a red satin cord
A burgundy and gold scarf/altar cloth decorated with goddesses, spirals and stars
Parchment spell paper
A moon calendar to chart your periods
A magical mirror
A sprig of dried sage (for smudging)
A small wooden incense burner
Two small candles; a red and a black
Several small blood red garnets
A square of Cloud Nine Oregon Red Raspberry Dark Chocolate
A tiny packet of sea salt
Two glass candle holders
Three cowrie shells to symbolize the sacred yoni
A well-written self-blessing and menstrual affirming ritual script
An herbal tea blend to soothe your menses
A moonstone
A Moon time Resource Booklet with information on: the female reproductive system, alternative menstrual products, a herstory of menstruation, a sewing pattern for making your own reusable blood pads, and a list of alternative menstrual products and groups.

Lots of empowerment, love and magic for you to reclaim and reconnect with your moon blood!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 10, 2006, 08:19:58 AM
sounds like some strange voodoo stuff.  Teh black magic, lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:28:51 AM
Quote from: Migs on November 10, 2006, 08:19:58 AM
sounds like some strange voodoo stuff.  Teh black magic, lol

Are you offering yourself as a sacrifice?  :D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 10, 2006, 08:29:46 AM
depends, are you bringing the handcuffs and red whip thing?
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Butterbean on November 10, 2006, 11:19:45 AM
OH BROTHER  Moon Blood!!!!!   

What would they call the blood that shot out the day I missed my pill since it wasn't in harmony w/the moon?

And what about the chunks of liver that seem to accompany a fibroid?





Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
, a herstory of menstruation,
OH BROTHER


Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
a sewing pattern for making your own reusable blood pads,



SAY WHAT NOW  :o


Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
reconnect with your moon blood![/i]

THAT'S A RELIEF!   OH BROTHER






P.S.  OH BROTHER!

Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 12:53:25 PM
Lol, I know.  My girlfriends and I laugh about this stuff all the time. I love the "amazing gift" I have been given that allows me to experience this "spectacular process" in harmony with the moon and the blessings of Gaia, creator of all things female.  ::)

Maybe if we all chip in, we can share one pattern for making the reusable moon blood nappies...  :D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deadpool on November 10, 2006, 12:57:19 PM
great post there, flower.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 10, 2006, 01:41:24 PM
bunch of weirdos on here, lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 10, 2006, 10:26:27 PM
Quote from: STella on November 10, 2006, 11:19:45 AM
And what about the chunks of liver that seem to accompany a fibroid?

One night I was having dinner with an old friend who flew into town.
He opened up a package of liver, and I swear I went pale as a ghost.
You know EXACTLY what looking at the slab of liver reminded me of  :-X
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 10, 2006, 10:40:04 PM
Hey DeeDee, I took your advice, and look what I found:

I want to say that this is a fantastic idea, as menstrual blood even though it has come "out of the closet" so to speak recently is still not seen in a positive light by most women and certainly hasn't "bled into" the mainstream yet.

Menstruation used to be known as the curse. This is Judeo-Christian, and many other Patrirachal religions brainwashing technoque for dis-empowering women for thousands of years, like the cursing and defaming of Eve, Lillith etc.

Indiginous peoples such as Native Americans honoured women's monthly bleeding cycles as Sacred. That time of the month was called Moon Time and Native women went to Moon Lodges, huts, or shelters in the ground to set apart their regular cycles from their bleeding times. It was noted that women were at the height of their psychic powers when bleeding, and so that time set aside was not originally to shun them or see them as unclean but to empower them to be with their bodies, their blood flows, to dream, rest,and renew. Women's menstrual blood was considered holy and powerfull, after it was recognized that babies came from the same blood, and so menstrual blood was scattered on fields to fertilize them. It is still a great fertilizer, and is recommended that you use your sacred moon blood on your house plants,or garden, dilluting with water and watch them bloom.

Before the advent of modern electric lighting all women bled at the same time. Ladies you know yourselves that this is still true today when women live together their cycles blend to occur at about the same time, even with artificial light interfering with our cycles. Because our bodily rythyms are governed by the Moon, all women ovulated on the Full Moon, where a big bright ova shined down on the earth from the sky, and all women menstruated on the dark or New Moon. All women were psychically and physically joined together! Imagine the power of that!

Well of course it terrified the men,so what was originally considered scred became taboo, although the word taboo itslef originally meant sacred. I think it was just twisted as thousands of years of Patriarchal and religious rule took over.

Young girls first onset of menstruation was an occassion to celebrate. The girl was set apart, some endured tests and physical hardships as an initiation into adulthood, and perhaps to prepare her for the work of eventually being able to give birth.

Menstrual blood must be re-imagined as a Holy, Sacred, Prescious Gift, not a curse, or something to be despised,or defiled.

It is what separates the men from the women. All PMS, like any other physical discomfort or disease, stems from the relationship we have to Spirit, to our bodies, emotions.
When we honour our periods as special times out, to allow ourselves to rest and renew as we shed our uterine linings like a snake sheds its' skin, we embody the life cycle mysteries, of birth, death, re-birth and transformation. Women are inherently living the life cycle, much more so than men.

Menstrual blood,like birthing blood is the only human blood that is shed naturally, not caused from physical harm, damage or injury and not linked to physical death. Therefore it it the Blood of Life. Many Feminists have lauded their menstrual blood, there is a Museum of Menstruation in New York, and many fabulous books out there as well.

Did you know where the phrase "rolling out the red carpet" which we think of as meaning special treatment honouring the famous or royalty comes from? Yes, you guessed it. The original "red carpet" was a special rug which menstruating women bled into and which was considered to be sacred, and therefore was rolled out for the same reasons that this custom has continued till today.

Orthodox Hebrew scripture actually states that women are closer to G-d/Goddess than men because they give birth, therefore are more like God/Goddess Itself. That's why the men have to pray so much.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 10, 2006, 10:46:23 PM
Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 12:53:25 PM
Lol, I know.  My girlfriends and I laugh about this stuff all the time. I love the "amazing gift" I have been given that allows me to experience this "spectacular process" in harmony with the moon and the blessings of Gaia, creator of all things female.  ::)

Maybe if we all chip in, we can share one pattern for making the reusable moon blood nappies...  :D

And then,
as the Moon withdrew from sight
the women too withdrew from sight
At the Dark of the Moon
the women descended into Hera's temple
and that close-and-holy dark womb-place
tenderly swallowed them
For their time of wisdom and power was at hand
Their Dragon Time was at hand.

From a poem in Virgin, Mother, Crone: Myths and Mysteries of the Triple Goddess
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 10, 2006, 10:59:39 PM
Some Interesting Customs and Traditions I came across:

Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Al-Gebra on November 10, 2006, 11:01:49 PM




dear jaga, can you please post on the general board in the next few minutes . . . i'm about to go to bed, and I'd like some entertainment before.  thank you.  :-*
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 10, 2006, 11:11:44 PM
Our Blood Flows

Oh women, remember
Our blood flows in peaceful, natural cycles!
Our blood is not shed
In violence, revenge, or anger!
No Sacrifice, wound or injury
Causes our womb blood to flow!
We bleed!
But we do not die!
For our blood is the Blood of Life!
We,
The vessels of Creation!
 
poem by Donna Wilshire
from book "Virgin, Mother, Crone
"
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 10, 2006, 11:13:45 PM
Quote from: Migs on November 10, 2006, 01:41:24 PM
bunch of weirdos on here, lol

 :-\

wierdos, ...or women?

remember your place... you.... non-bleeder!  >:(   ;)   :-*
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 11, 2006, 06:14:20 AM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 10, 2006, 11:13:45 PM
:-\

wierdos, ...or women?

remember your place... you.... non-bleeder!  >:(   ;)   :-*

That better be the lack of blood your have going on right now.  FEAR ME! lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on November 11, 2006, 09:57:53 AM
Quote from: Al-Gebra on November 10, 2006, 11:01:49 PM



dear jaga, can you please post on the general board in the next few minutes . . . i'm about to go to bed, and I'd like some entertainment before.  thank you.  :-*

I don't know A-G... it's starting to sound an awful lot like love.  :D
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on November 11, 2006, 10:02:45 AM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 10, 2006, 10:40:04 PM
Hey DeeDee, I took your advice, and look what I found:


Actually Judi, I read a lot of that stuff and much of it is very interesting.  But why is all that info usually followed by ads for really ridiculous things like 100% polyester "Goddess Gowns" for only USD$26.00, or "Menstrual Reclaiming Kits"... how do you "re"claim your monthly menses  ??? Makes women appear stupid.  >:(
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Migs on November 11, 2006, 10:22:50 AM
lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on November 11, 2006, 01:07:38 PM
Quote from: Deedee on November 11, 2006, 10:02:45 AM
Actually Judi, I read a lot of that stuff and much of it is very interesting.  But why is all that info usually followed by ads for really ridiculous things like 100% polyester "Goddess Gowns" for only USD$26.00, or "Menstrual Reclaiming Kits"... how do you "re"claim your monthly menses  ??? Makes women appear stupid.  >:(

It's probably the symbolism involved. By having a 'special' Goddess gown, we are more readily able to get into the proper mindset to give reverence to this divinely ordained state of being. It really could be anything.

It's like my gratitude stones. I try to count my blessing everyday. Pretty much everything in my life is a reminder of my blessings, however, we have a tendency to take things for granted. I have some very pretty rolled & polished gemological stones that I bought years ago from Geomania, a store that was under Holt's, that I use as gratitude stones. When I see them, they are a special reminder of all my blessings, ...and makes it much easier for me to get into the proper frame of mind.
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on December 05, 2006, 10:28:17 PM
Quick, ...somebody remind me of what a terrific, priviledge, and honour it is to be a woman.  :-[
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on December 06, 2006, 05:28:32 AM
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on December 05, 2006, 10:28:17 PM
Quick, ...somebody remind me of what a terrific, priviledge, and honour it is to be a woman.  :-[


thanks for reminding me!  we are so funny.


is it that full moon thing again?  I've done it every 28-30 days for many years, I decided to attune myself to the moon so as i could work out when i was coming on.


Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on December 06, 2006, 05:30:27 AM
Quote from: Deedee on November 11, 2006, 10:02:45 AM
Actually Judi, I read a lot of that stuff and much of it is very interesting.  But why is all that info usually followed by ads for really ridiculous things like 100% polyester "Goddess Gowns" for only USD$26.00, or "Menstrual Reclaiming Kits"... how do you "re"claim your monthly menses  ??? Makes women appear stupid.  >:(


Goodness, is that what they try to sell you in America.  No wonder we cramp.


x

{modification:   it was a man who wrote the ad for the poly goddess gown & the other one...
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on December 06, 2006, 05:44:09 AM
Quote from: Deedee on November 11, 2006, 09:57:53 AM
I don't know A-G... it's starting to sound an awful lot like love.  :D


now you've completely lost me.  does that mean Al-G has the hots for judi and deedee?


but thanks, I just posted elsewhere that the men ought to invite the women back to their board (and leave us alone here, 'specially when we have the painters in.

x
Title: Re: PMS
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Quote from: Al-Gebra on November 10, 2006, 11:01:49 PM



dear jaga, can you please post on the general board in the next few minutes . . . i'm about to go to bed, and I'd like some entertainment before.  thank you.  Kiss

I don't know A-G... it's starting to sound an awful lot like love.  Cheesy
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on December 06, 2006, 07:08:01 AM
Quote from: nzmusclemonster on October 20, 2006, 12:38:52 AM
Nah man, think amorous times twenty!



edited  :)


can I get one of these red edited smiley faces next time my post gets deleted?  please?


I thought men liked our periods because they just get blow jobs instead.

etc
xL
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on December 06, 2006, 10:50:54 AM
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on December 06, 2006, 10:45:22 AM
:o

........actually I am one to help with the PMS issue.  I think everyman needs his redwings.

 ;D

You must serve, or have served, in the military.  :P
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: Deedee on December 06, 2006, 10:56:46 AM
Those who serve........ in the military, hold a special place in our hearts!
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: diamond on December 06, 2006, 11:14:42 AM
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on December 06, 2006, 10:51:56 AM
Yes, I love serving................. ..........

Ahhh...I've taught you well  ;D

Now can you get me a glass of water please? lmao
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: diamond on December 06, 2006, 12:10:10 PM
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on December 06, 2006, 11:46:01 AM
Mumbles something about giving you something with the glass of water

How rude! lol
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: diamond on December 06, 2006, 12:17:49 PM
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on December 06, 2006, 12:15:02 PM
;D.......thats cause Im a BAAAADBOOOYYYY!!!!!

omg....what have we created!!  :o
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: diamond on December 06, 2006, 12:37:00 PM
Quote from: GET_BIGGER on December 06, 2006, 12:32:36 PM
Something irrisistable........smir ks and puffs out my chest

 ;D

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahaha ha!! Thats a good joke... ;D :-\
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: xxxLinda on December 07, 2006, 03:19:52 PM
I'm okay now and have another 28 days to look forward.  the moon is mad here.

i go all electric.  last week a light bulb crashed on my head (the expensive SAD one  and again today, the entire fuse box went off and I had to go up a ladder to switch that back on.  Then I realised the kitchen bulb had blown the fuses, so I had to go back up the ladder to fix that, switch it, in the dark with a flashlight.

Then I put in my 3rd blue bulb and it exploded on my head (this is whilst I'm up a ladder).  I did have someome round to watch me and pass the bulb and switch the switch)..

What's completely mad is that there is no glass on the floor.  I can't figure it out, but I must have head butted it out the kitchen door.  No bare feet though.



xL
Title: Re: PMS
Post by: 24KT on December 15, 2006, 01:50:17 AM
PMS Survival Tips  :D