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Re: PMS
« Reply #75 on: October 24, 2006, 04:57:53 PM »


ummm . . . I posted it like two posts above yours.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #76 on: October 24, 2006, 04:58:49 PM »
damn your demanding (like that!)

I don't remeber agreeing to obey the women, just certain rules missy

Yes you have a great sense of humor. But alas i actually forgot what i was going to say.  It wasnt fred on the hed fire in the bed though.  It was one of those things that pops in your head and should write down.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #77 on: October 24, 2006, 05:04:36 PM »
Quote from: Migs on October 24, 2006, 04:58:49 PM
damn your demanding (like that!)

I don't remeber agreeing to obey the women, just certain rules missy

Yes you have a great sense of humor. But alas i actually forgot what i was going to say.  It wasnt fred on the hed fire in the bed though.  It was one of those things that pops in your head and should write down.


nope, this is exactly like the other board.  Noone is exactly nice, not even when I plead that i cannot keep up and tell them I've got the pms.

This is not a girly board, it's run by men.


Do you want me to talk about bloody tampons?  Ok I'm upset again.  On the one hand you're funny, but on the other...


I'd sooner talk to my mum.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #78 on: October 24, 2006, 05:09:26 PM »
Quote from: xxxLinda on October 24, 2006, 05:04:36 PM

nope, this is exactly like the other board.  Noone is exactly nice, not even when I plead that i cannot keep up and tell them I've got the pms.

This is not a girly board, it's run by men.


Do you want me to talk about bloody tampons?  Ok I'm upset again.  On the one hand you're funny, but on the other...


I'd sooner talk to my mum.

um wtf was that?  i wasn't not nice.  You can talk about bloody tampons all day.  It wont do anything to me.  I have seen a dialyses machine spill it's contents, decapitated bodies, gun shot and stab wounds and assited in a child birth.  A bloody piece of cotton isnt shocking.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #79 on: October 24, 2006, 05:10:10 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 05:06:09 PM
>:(


   And AL-gebra, Migs had said  red on the head...........


   and didn't finish it, now he is playing st00pid   ::)

not playing  :-\ really stoopid, lol.  Or "ijit" as you like to call it
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Re: PMS
« Reply #80 on: October 24, 2006, 05:11:37 PM »
me too.  my mother is a bitter twisted piece of work with whom I cannot converse.


I'll f**k off now, but I will read the red message you've posted ahead of me.


bloody hell
with love
Linda

so sorry here's my modify.  i love my mum.  she's just old and ill and lonely and only ever talks about herself.  I always thought I took after my dad, but perhaps I'm turning into my mother.  I remember when I was 13 and she made me take sanitary napkins to camp with me.  I carried that shit about for 3 years till I finally got the bleeding.  No problem. 

Sorry about dissing my Mum, but she is a not very nice woman.  I don't blame her
she worked hard all her life, brought up two ungrateful children, got divorced and then lived alone and bitches at her daughter like regularly.  Fine.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #81 on: October 24, 2006, 05:21:46 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 05:06:09 PM
>:(


   And AL-gebra, Migs had said  red on the head...........


   and didn't finish it, now he is playing st00pid   ::)

some people say red on the head, instead of red on the noodle . . . doesn't rhyme though, so I don't know why they do it. 

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xxxLinda

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Re: PMS
« Reply #82 on: October 24, 2006, 05:23:34 PM »
i hardly bleed any more so don't even bother with them.


I need a new mouse though, mine got all sooty in the fire i had.  I'm getting a new one, I've ordered it. 

But in the mean time, I've been scrolling about without the ball in the inner bit and god knows how I'm coping.  at least I haven't chucked my keyboard at the wall tonight.

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Re: PMS
« Reply #83 on: October 24, 2006, 05:25:40 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 12:03:34 PM
  ** **   ???       Can I buy a vowel? 


this i love

crack me up. olololol whatever.   very good, flower.  I waannna use your joke?
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Re: PMS
« Reply #84 on: October 24, 2006, 05:39:48 PM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 24, 2006, 05:12:03 PM
  ijit    ;D


   that's irish isn't it?


OK I've got another: " init '  = isn't it?

that's in IT
(someone who knows about computers?_)







ps: that's not a quote from flower, that's just me unable to do a quote box
forgive me
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Re: PMS
« Reply #85 on: October 24, 2006, 06:02:03 PM »
am i coming on? has it been a month already? where is that moon?








arrrrrgggggggh
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Re: PMS
« Reply #86 on: November 02, 2006, 09:35:45 AM »
Quote from: ~flower~ on October 30, 2006, 12:52:17 PM
The Hormone Hostage


The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

{sigh}  So True, ...So Profound!  :'(

 
Quote
DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
 

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine


DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.


DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

 
13 Things PMS Stands For:

1 Pass My Shotgun
2 Psychotic Mood Shift
3 Perpetual Munching Spree
4 Puffy Mid-Section
5 People Make me Sick
6 Provide Me with Sweets
7 Pardon My Sobbing
8 Pimples May Surface
9 Pass My Sweat pants
10. Pissy Mood Syndrome
11. Plainly; Men Suck
12. Pack My Stuff
and my favorite one.

13. Potential Murder Suspect

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a good laugh!

...Or men who need a warning.

And remember: Money talks .... but Chocolate SINGS!!!

A definite keeper!  ;D
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Re: PMS
« Reply #87 on: November 02, 2006, 11:55:38 AM »
brillant, flower.   Absolutely.


...Because I've always figured that men actually like it when we're on the rag 'cos they can ask for and perhaps get a blow job instead?

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Re: PMS
« Reply #88 on: November 02, 2006, 11:59:23 AM »
7.  Pardon My Sobbing


hehe
sob

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Re: PMS
« Reply #89 on: November 09, 2006, 03:13:13 PM »
Woe is me...  :'(
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Re: PMS
« Reply #90 on: November 09, 2006, 03:27:06 PM »
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Re: PMS
« Reply #91 on: November 09, 2006, 06:00:03 PM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 09, 2006, 03:27:06 PM
Be brave sugar-love.  :'(

Thanks for the encouragement. This is one of those "be careful what you wish for moments.  :-X
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Re: PMS
« Reply #92 on: November 09, 2006, 08:13:55 PM »
Quote from: jaguarenterprises on November 09, 2006, 06:00:03 PM
Thanks for the encouragement. This is one of those "be careful what you wish for moments.  :-X

want me to bring some tiramisu? 
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Re: PMS
« Reply #93 on: November 10, 2006, 06:14:17 AM »
Quote from: Deedee on November 09, 2006, 03:27:06 PM
Be brave sugar-love.  :'(

Oh man Deedee LOL  where did you find that?  Are there other gems like that? LOL


Quote from: Migs on November 09, 2006, 08:13:55 PM
want me to bring some tiramisu? 

Yes, she does.  And a gun.
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Re: PMS
« Reply #94 on: November 10, 2006, 06:16:33 AM »
Quote from: STella on November 10, 2006, 06:14:17 AM
Yes, she does.  And a gun.

i'll just leave the tiramisu at the door!
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Re: PMS
« Reply #95 on: November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM »
Quote from: STella on November 10, 2006, 06:14:17 AM
Oh man Deedee LOL  where did you find that?  Are there other gems like that? LOL


Lol, STella.  There's TONS of stuff on the net.  All you have to do is type in words like "sacred" "moon goddess" "mother earth" "ritual" + "menstruation" and you get all kinds of interesting results.  :) 

For instance, did you know that for the low value price of only USD$49.00 you can purchase your very own personal "Reclaiming Menstruation Ritual Box"?

Welcome home to your body! Your female body is a beautiful and amazing gift that moves you through this world in strength and power. Perhaps the most magical of our bodies gifts is our moon blood. Our 13 cycles that in harmony with the moon, fortify, create and release the linings of our wombs. For some women this process can be spectacular.

The Reclaiming Menstruation Ritual Box Contains:

A sterling silver Goddess pendant on a red satin cord
A burgundy and gold scarf/altar cloth decorated with goddesses, spirals and stars
Parchment spell paper
A moon calendar to chart your periods
A magical mirror
A sprig of dried sage (for smudging)
A small wooden incense burner
Two small candles; a red and a black
Several small blood red garnets
A square of Cloud Nine Oregon Red Raspberry Dark Chocolate
A tiny packet of sea salt
Two glass candle holders
Three cowrie shells to symbolize the sacred yoni
A well-written self-blessing and menstrual affirming ritual script
An herbal tea blend to soothe your menses
A moonstone
A Moon time Resource Booklet with information on: the female reproductive system, alternative menstrual products, a herstory of menstruation, a sewing pattern for making your own reusable blood pads, and a list of alternative menstrual products and groups.

Lots of empowerment, love and magic for you to reclaim and reconnect with your moon blood!
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Re: PMS
« Reply #96 on: November 10, 2006, 08:19:58 AM »
sounds like some strange voodoo stuff.  Teh black magic, lol
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Re: PMS
« Reply #97 on: November 10, 2006, 08:28:51 AM »
Quote from: Migs on November 10, 2006, 08:19:58 AM
sounds like some strange voodoo stuff.  Teh black magic, lol

Are you offering yourself as a sacrifice?  :D
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Re: PMS
« Reply #98 on: November 10, 2006, 08:29:46 AM »
depends, are you bringing the handcuffs and red whip thing?
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Re: PMS
« Reply #99 on: November 10, 2006, 11:19:45 AM »
OH BROTHER  Moon Blood!!!!!   

What would they call the blood that shot out the day I missed my pill since it wasn't in harmony w/the moon?

And what about the chunks of liver that seem to accompany a fibroid?





Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
, a herstory of menstruation,
OH BROTHER


Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
a sewing pattern for making your own reusable blood pads,



SAY WHAT NOW  :o


Quote from: Deedee on November 10, 2006, 08:03:14 AM
reconnect with your moon blood![/i]

THAT'S A RELIEF!   OH BROTHER






P.S.  OH BROTHER!

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