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Title: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:18:51 AM: I say it's a good idea, but the girl I want to sleep with says no fucking way.

Which one of us is right?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on March 30, 2009, 09:20:03 AM: try and act like a human. Eat afterwards. This shouldn't even be an issue.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: lovemonkey on March 30, 2009, 09:20:29 AM: Why not take a bite out of the "roast-beef"?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on March 30, 2009, 09:22:01 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:18:51 AM
I say it's a good idea, but the girl I want to sleep with says no fucking way.

Which one of us is right?

I usually only eat pussy while having sex.

That being said.... if she won't, find a chick who will. Life's short and there's no pussy shortage.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Monster_Everything on March 30, 2009, 09:23:18 AM: Maybe it can 'hold off' the troops from 'storming' the village ala "thinking about baseball".... eating snatch comes to mind as something to achieve that goal, no ?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: BIG_STI on March 30, 2009, 09:29:46 AM: You are a monkey
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: lovemonkey on March 30, 2009, 09:30:55 AM: Quote from: Monster_Everything on March 30, 2009, 09:23:18 AM
Maybe it can 'hold off' the troops from 'storming' the village ala "thinking about baseball".... eating snatch comes to mind as something to achieve that goal, no ?

Knick-knack hahaha
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: YoungBlood on March 30, 2009, 09:39:19 AM: Tre-

Do you not realize that you will end with a stomach ache without waiting for 20min before you jump back into the cooch?
If you're into fetishes and wanna puke on your hot muscle bound chick, go for it.
But I'm inclined to go with "not eating while having sex" in this scenario.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:52:20 AM: Quote from: drkaje on March 30, 2009, 09:22:01 AM
I usually only eat pussy while having sex.

That being said.... if she won't, find a chick who will. Life's short and there's no pussy shortage.

Gotta love the women who act like there is! ;D

Most women love the fruit, but what's wrong with taking some fried chicken to the party??

Ok, I admit it. That was gross.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: The Showstoppa on March 30, 2009, 09:53:49 AM: Who are you, George Costanza? 8)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2009, 09:54:19 AM: Okay costanza...going for the "trifecta" ?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: ironneck on March 30, 2009, 09:57:04 AM: sex then eating then sleepin
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on March 30, 2009, 09:57:19 AM: I'm all for mixing vices but fried chicken just seems too ghetto, LOL!

What's next, Tre? A 40oz of Olde English or red Bull!!
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Palpatine Q on March 30, 2009, 09:58:12 AM
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: 240 is Back on March 30, 2009, 10:00:52 AM: Eating pudding while receving a BJ is a great experience.

(http://www.iateapie.net/images/brands/jellopuddingfree.jpg)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 30, 2009, 10:02:44 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:18:51 AM
I say it's a good idea, but the girl I want to sleep with says no fucking way.

Which one of us is right?

my thread " you are a bodybuilder if?" is soooooo 5 yrs ago.... :-\
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Dballn247 on March 30, 2009, 10:04:24 AM: Eating..... don't know. I will have a beer while receiving some head though.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: CalvinH on March 30, 2009, 10:07:44 AM: In the bed a no-no.crumbs get everywhere.
on the kitchen table-yes,
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: ironneck on March 30, 2009, 10:09:13 AM: Quote from: CalvinH on March 30, 2009, 10:07:44 AM
In the bed a no-no.crumbs get everywhere.
on the kitchen table-yes,

you are my man

i hate people who eat in bed
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: freespirit on March 30, 2009, 10:09:20 AM: Quote from: 240 is Back on March 30, 2009, 10:00:52 AM
Eating pudding while receving a BJ is a great experience.

(http://www.iateapie.net/images/brands/jellopuddingfree.jpg)

What flavor? ???
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: 240 is Back on March 30, 2009, 10:11:06 AM: Quote from: freespirit on March 30, 2009, 10:09:20 AM
What flavor? ???

i like the choco/vanilla mixture. one for the mouth, and one down south.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 10:34:20 AM: Quote from: ProteinFarts! on March 30, 2009, 10:02:44 AM

my thread " you are a bodybuilder if?" is soooooo 5 yrs ago.... :-\

;D

And I'm not even a bodybuilder...I just play one on the schmoe sites!!
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Mr. Magoo on March 30, 2009, 10:37:12 AM: nothing worse than catabolism

find a new girl to have sex with.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 30, 2009, 10:43:54 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:18:51 AM
I say it's a good idea, but the girl I want to sleep with says no fucking way.

Which one of us is right?

Aren't you gay ??
???
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 10:52:02 AM: Quote from: Captain Equipoise on March 30, 2009, 10:43:54 AM
Aren't you gay ??
???

I do own an iPhone, but no, not gay.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 30, 2009, 10:59:55 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:18:51 AM
I say it's a good idea, but the girl I want to sleep with says no fucking way.

Which one of us is right?
stupid question from a not so genius poster
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: QuakerOats on March 30, 2009, 11:00:46 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 09:18:51 AM
I say it's a good idea, but the girl I want to sleep with says no fucking way.

Which one of us is right?
hard to imagine you actually get women looking like you do.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 11:07:41 AM: Quote from: QuakerOats on March 30, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
hard to imagine you actually get women looking like you do.

Doncha just love a good mystery?

Do you honestly think that women over the age of 22 only care about looks? You have a lot to learn, my friend...as do we all. :)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Mr. Magoo on March 30, 2009, 11:11:32 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 11:07:41 AM
Doncha just love a good mystery?

Do you honestly think that women over the age of 22 only care about looks? You have a lot to learn, my friend...as do we all. :)

so there's still hope for me ;D
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 30, 2009, 11:15:15 AM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 10:34:20 AM
;D

And I'm not even a bodybuilder...I just play one on the schmoe sites!!

how the fuck didcha earn the blue starz.....did you send Ron some wiped on toilet paper? >:(

..cause i've been asking for black ones wayy before he ever "magically" came up with the blue star idea :-\
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 11:48:10 AM: Quote from: ProteinFarts! on March 30, 2009, 11:15:15 AM

how the fuck didcha earn the blue starz.....did you send Ron some wiped on toilet paper? >:(

..cause i've been asking for black ones wayy before he ever "magically" came up with the blue star idea :-\

I should get black stars!

Truthfully, I cannot remember when Ron made the decision. I just showed up one day with the 'expert' label, so I've just run with it. Special category or not, my schtick would still be the same here and I never present myself as anything special. I just happe to know more about schmoedom and female muscle lust than the average poster here. :)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 11:49:01 AM: Quote from: Mr. Magoo on March 30, 2009, 11:11:32 AM
so there's still hope for me ;D

Yes.

Most women fall in love with their ears, not their eyes...

...and they love the sound of money! lol
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: ToxicAvenger on March 30, 2009, 12:12:02 PM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 11:48:10 AM
I should get black stars!

if Ron DOES give ya black starz i'm seriously gonna take a massive dump in a fedex box and overnite it to him >:(
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 12:37:53 PM: Quote from: ProteinFarts! on March 30, 2009, 12:12:02 PM
if Ron DOES give ya black starz i'm seriously gonna take a massive dump in a fedex box and overnite it to him >:(

L O L

You do deserve some recognition. Do you think you could rock the lavender?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: YoungBlood on March 30, 2009, 01:12:43 PM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 10:52:02 AM
I do own an iPhone, but no, not gay.

You iBitch!!!!
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 01:30:36 PM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 30, 2009, 01:12:43 PM
You iBitch!!!!

Yeah, it's really hard to convince people you're not gay when you've got an iPhone.

So, what ends up happening is that I tease the guys who BOAST about their iphones for being 'more gay' than I am.

This is what my life has been reduced to.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: YoungBlood on March 30, 2009, 01:40:07 PM: Quote from: Tre on March 30, 2009, 01:30:36 PM
This is what my life has been reduced to.

Better than paying some hot FBB to pose for photos and be considered a schmoe....

...oh wait....

;D
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: wes mantooth on March 30, 2009, 02:51:51 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 30, 2009, 09:22:01 AM
I usually only eat pussy while having sex.

really? i thought black guys didnt eat pussy? LOL
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: arce1988 on March 30, 2009, 02:59:14 PM: Eat like a human being.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on March 30, 2009, 04:40:07 PM: Quote from: wes mantooth on March 30, 2009, 02:51:51 PM
really? i thought black guys didnt eat pussy? LOL

Can't speak for all black guys, but I love the stuff.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Voice of Doom on March 30, 2009, 06:47:42 PM: The man is always right..................e nd of thread.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: BIG_STI on March 31, 2009, 06:32:21 AM: Quote from: QuakerOats on March 30, 2009, 11:00:46 AM
hard to imagine you actually get women looking like you do.

Are you implying that the only mudsharks Tre gets are the ones he pays good money?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 06:45:00 PM: Quote from: ironneck on March 30, 2009, 09:57:04 AM
sex then eating then sleepin

That's it. I just pm'ed you my address....can you get here soon? Hey, I cook too!
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on March 31, 2009, 06:59:05 PM: Quote from: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 06:45:00 PM
That's it. I just pm'ed you my address....can you get here soon? Hey, I cook too!

Don't get him going, LOL!
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 07:08:03 PM: Quote from: drkaje on March 31, 2009, 06:59:05 PM
Don't get him going, LOL!

Yeah & if I "fall out", call me tomorrow.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: YoungBlood on March 31, 2009, 07:26:32 PM: Quote from: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 07:08:03 PM
Yeah & if I "fall out", call me tomorrow.

I should call you right now! ;D
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 07:35:58 PM: Quote from: YoungBlood on March 31, 2009, 07:26:32 PM
I should call you right now! ;D

So where are you?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: YoungBlood on March 31, 2009, 07:42:14 PM: Quote from: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 07:35:58 PM
So where are you?

Think on a 45* angle & left of your coast, then head south down towards Hollywood. Back north to the frigid bay that Mark Twain once said "The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in...."

;)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Jadethegladiator on March 31, 2009, 07:59:46 PM: She does....cook that is :)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on April 01, 2009, 08:38:27 AM: My kitchen is good at the moment...but the current caretaker leaves tomorrow, so I'll be on the lookout for a hot new cook... ;)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: The ChemistV2 on April 01, 2009, 09:34:06 AM: I was with this Cuban girl a while back and she made me some home made Flan, which is like a vanilla custard with caramel sauce drizzled on it. I had it next to the bed..and yes I took a few bites of it while we were going at it. I took a nice big bite, right at the moment of truth. Great sensation. I wouldn't do it with fried chicken though.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 09:35:53 AM: I love to enjoy a cigar while getting the pipes cleaned.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Captain Equipoise on April 01, 2009, 11:43:07 AM: Quote from: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 09:35:53 AM
I love to enjoy a cigar while getting the pipes cleaned.

Cigar with a nice expensive Cognac? Armagnac ? ;)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 11:44:37 AM: Quote from: Captain Equipoise on April 01, 2009, 11:43:07 AM
Cigar with a nice expensive Cognac? Armagnac ? ;)

Usually some red wine or just the cigar.

Sometimes I wonder if mixing vices is a bad thing.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Jadethegladiator on April 01, 2009, 07:16:52 PM: Quote from: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 09:35:53 AM
I love to enjoy a cigar while getting the pipes cleaned.

Just got on, getbig that is. Cleaning the pipes? :D
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: benz on April 01, 2009, 07:32:24 PM: Quote from: Jadethegladiator on April 01, 2009, 07:16:52 PM
Just got on, getbig that is. Cleaning the pipes? :D

do you clean pipes lol
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Tre on April 01, 2009, 08:05:43 PM: Quote from: drkaje on April 01, 2009, 11:44:37 AM
Usually some red wine or just the cigar.

Sometimes I wonder if mixing vices is a bad thing.

If I get drunk before wrestling one of my girls, I may not enjoy it as much. But maybe she will. :D
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Jadethegladiator on April 01, 2009, 08:14:10 PM: Quote from: benz on April 01, 2009, 07:32:24 PM
do you clean pipes lol

Yep, I can clean some pipes. Don't tell anyone, k?
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: lovemonkey on May 13, 2009, 05:33:46 AM: Quote from: Jadethegladiator on April 01, 2009, 08:14:10 PM
Yep, I can clean some pipes. Don't tell anyone, k?

I just told someone.
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: Mars on May 13, 2009, 05:38:02 AM: (http://www.wannagirls.net/galleries/pacinosadventures-042-vidpicss-savanna/pic01.jpg)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 08:53:53 AM: Quote from: Tre on April 01, 2009, 08:05:43 PM
If I get drunk before wrestling one of my girls, I may not enjoy it as much. But maybe she will. :D

Used to go out with this one painfully chatty chick and would always give her something to do during the Sopranos while I had a cigar and wine. Occasionally it (the incessant talking) was so bad that she had to do it during rides to dinner and other places.

A word to the wise..... be wary of kissing chatty chicks hello. :)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 13, 2009, 10:21:03 AM: Quote from: Tre on April 01, 2009, 08:05:43 PM
If I get drunk before wrestling one of my girls, I may not enjoy it as much. But maybe she will. :D
Sorry Tre, but I think Getbig needs to see this classic moment in Schmoedom..one more time.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305192039621
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 10:29:08 AM: Quote from: The ChemistV2 on May 13, 2009, 10:21:03 AM
Sorry Tre, but I think Getbig needs to see this classic moment in Schmoedom..one more time.
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090305192039621

LOL!!!

"I bet those pathetic glutes aren't even striated".
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 13, 2009, 10:33:33 AM: Quote from: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 10:29:08 AM
LOL!!!

"I bet those pathetic glutes aren't even striated".
Ah. Finally someone gets it....
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 10:39:22 AM: Quote from: The ChemistV2 on May 13, 2009, 10:33:33 AM
Ah. Finally someone gets it....

I honestly expected the it to finish ".... or match Dorian's conditioning in '93" :)
Title: Re: GetBiggers eating while having sex
Post by: The ChemistV2 on May 13, 2009, 12:05:03 PM: Quote from: drkaje on May 13, 2009, 10:39:22 AM
I honestly expected the it to finish ".... or match Dorian's conditioning in '93" :)
"Tre knows my girls have to have voices deeper than Barry White"
"I was hoping to be twiddling a Trenbolone-inflated penoris...but no..I'm stuck with some bitch who doesn't look like she could deadlift two wheels on each side."