Have fun searching grandpa. You're not going to be an asshole on moment and my buddy the next. What are you a woman?
So you don't own shit, so stfu about giving falcon advice. Also, I'm not sure what you misinterpreted as me trying to be your buddy, but just so we're clear, unless I get kicked in the head by a mule, which is extremely unlikely as I can't recall the last time I was around one (ok I can, they use them to lug fatasses like you up and down the grand canyon), i'm never going to want to be the "buddy" of someone as oblivious and lazy as yourself.