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Title: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 07:55:54 PM
I've lived in this pretty nice apartment building for almost 5 years. ALL my neighbors are quiet and respectful. A little while ago, I started being woken up late at night, or early in the morning by a door being slammed shut really hard. I didn't know who was doing it. So, the next time it happened, I dashed for my front door and and went into the hall, to see this arab guy walking away from his apartment. He's diagonal from me. I wasn't going to shout out loud at him in the hallway, so, I wrote a note, telling him that I have been woken up several times to his slamming his front door shut. He wrote me back saying he wasn't aware and apologized for the inconvenience. Since then, he was quieter for a couple of days, but is back to slamming his door shut. It seems like this fucking guy doesn't sleep and I hear other people in there sometimes (he lives in a damn studio) and has no consideration for his neighbors. He's new to this building (The guy before him never did that). Not sure what to do at this point. Building management won't do shit, so that would be a waste of time going to them. I mean, how fucking hard is it to close a door (your damn front door) without smashing it closed every time? Suggestions?
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Antonio fella on July 22, 2014, 07:59:20 PM
You sound like a little bitch, man up and suck it up or break his door.

Of be beta and get ear plugs :D

HTH, religion door slam of peace
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:00:18 PM
Yeah, break down his door and get arrested? Smart move asshole.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: HavoX on July 22, 2014, 08:08:32 PM
Next time you see him, tell him if he wakes you again, that you "are gonna slam his butthole shut"

Then initiate a crab most muscular and side step away, without breaking eye contact.

Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: SF1900 on July 22, 2014, 08:08:56 PM
Tell him you post on Getbig and he will know his role.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Hulkotron on July 22, 2014, 08:09:19 PM
Corkscrew uppercut will take care of the problem once and for all.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: calfzilla on July 22, 2014, 08:10:19 PM
Send bigach a pm kindly asking him to shut his door quietly.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: D.O.A. on July 22, 2014, 08:11:19 PM
beat the living shit out of him for disrespecting your home!
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Antonio fella on July 22, 2014, 08:11:23 PM
Yeah, break down his door and get arrested? Smart move asshole.

I was just joking, ok seriously I would just try to talk to him nicely again. Also what exactly annoys/wakes you up? He still slams but you mentioned some friends he is having over and they are loud - seems like you not used to it since before it was quiet.

Well people move out new move in... I remeber when I was younger... I had new neighbor right next to me move in and he was ok first then he got the girl oh and I heard everything at night lol all her sex noises - it was funny cuz I would fuck my ex at that time and mines was loud as well and they would fuck too... Oh well :D

Anyways, just try to talk to him again say that it really breaks down your sleep and stuff and if he could just close the door nicely each time he exits.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Knooger on July 22, 2014, 08:13:13 PM
Suggestions?

Buy a cat, a can of tuna, a bunch of explosives and a remote detonator. Strap the explosives to the cat and put the opened can of tuna near the door of the slammer. Set the cat loose, he'll head right for the tuna, when he gets there push the fucking button, bye bye to your sleeping problems. Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 22, 2014, 08:32:14 PM
In 1990 I was poor and living in a shithole apartment building.  I had this ugly chic living down stairs from me... drug addict, no job and on disability.  Her loser friends would come over her place at least 2-3 times during the week nights... they stayed up until 4am making a huge amount of noise.  I told her about it a few times, she apologized... but she did over and over again.  The owner of the building was a slumlord and he didn't give a shit about anything except the rent.  I used earplugs and even turned on a window AC and a fan trying to drown out the noise.  It worked well enough for me to fall asleep, but it wasn't peaceful sleep because I kept waking up to loud noises during the night.

I got fed up and realized it was time to give her a dose of her own medicine.  I had a cassette tape of a very annoying live Elvis show from the early 70's.  My tape player was able to automatically flip the tape and play it over and over again.  Right before I left in the morning I put the tape in, turned the stereo up to 10 and left for work at 8am.  When I got home at 5pm she knocked on my door and said she was not able to sleep all day because of the Elvis music.  I said: "now you know I feel when you're up all night making noise".  I never heard any noise late at night ever again.  
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Fortress on July 22, 2014, 08:32:58 PM
It's time to do it Oldschool Man and confront the clown on his doorstep.

Be polite but direct. Something like, Welcome to the building. However, I urge you to cease slamming your door and disturbing me at all hours or the situation will become such that it's a detriment to your well being. By the way, feel free to stop in during daylight hours for a delightful oatmeal cookie. I trust I have made myself perfectly clear. Good day.  
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:33:04 PM
beat the living shit out of him for disrespecting your home!

I was close to doing that tonight. I actually went in the hallway and was going to bang on his door, when I heard a little kid inside and 2 women? I will confront this POS and let him know that we don't pull this kind of disrespectful shit in this country.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: 240 is Back on July 22, 2014, 08:34:45 PM
Super soaker.   Deer urine.   you do the math.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:36:37 PM
It's time to do it Oldschool Man and confront the clown on his doorstep.

Be polite but direct. Something like, Welcome to the building. However, I urge you to cease slamming your door and disturbing me at all hours or the situation will become such that it's a detriment to your well being. By the way, feel free to stop in during daylight hours for a delightful oatmeal cookie. I trust I have made myself perfectly clear. Good day.  

I like your swagger ;-). Thing is, it's hard to be polite with a guy who has woken you up several times and one you already wrote a note to. Shit will go down soon though. I'm about to do the smack down on this sand friend of mine pretty soon.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Knooger on July 22, 2014, 08:38:08 PM
Super soaker.   Acid.   you do the math.

Fixed, you're welcome.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Fortress on July 22, 2014, 08:40:01 PM
I like your swagger ;-). Thing is, it's hard to be polite with a guy who has woken you up several times and one you already wrote a note to. Shit will go down soon though. I'm about to do the smack down on this sand friend of mine pretty soon.

Well, when it's go time, it is go time.

Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 22, 2014, 08:40:53 PM
I like your swagger ;-). Thing is, it's hard to be polite with a guy who has woken you up several times and one you already wrote a note to. Shit will go down soon though. I'm about to do the smack down on this sand friend of mine pretty soon.

Take all your cash out of your bank account(s) before you do this.  That way when he sues you for battery/harassment, there won't be anything in your account for him to take from you.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:42:02 PM
In 1990 I was poor and living in a shithole apartment building.  I had this ugly chic living down stairs from me... drug addict, no job and on disability.  Her loser friends would come over her place at least 2-3 times during the week nights... they stayed up until 4am making a huge amount of noise.  I told her about it a few times, she apologized... but she did over and over again.  The owner of the building was a slumlord and he didn't give a shit about anything except the rent.  I used earplugs and even turned on a window AC and a fan trying to drown out the noise.  It worked well enough for me to fall asleep, but it wasn't peaceful sleep because I kept waking up to loud noises during the night.

I got fed up and realized it was time to give her a dose of her own medicine.  I had a cassette tape of a very annoying live Elvis show from the early 70's.  My tape player was able to automatically flip the tape and play it over and over again.  Right before I left in the morning I put the tape in, turned the stereo up to 10 and left for work at 8am.  When I got home at 5pm she knocked on my door and said she was not able to sleep all day because of the Elvis music.  I said: "now you know I feel when you're up all night making noise".  I never heard any noise late at night ever again.  

Entertaining story. This guy and I do not share wall space, so any loud noise I make, my 2 neigbors on either side of me will suffer the consequences, not him. Same goes for if I start smashing my door closed. I'll just end up being a dick to my 2 other neigbors, who are both old. I just look at him and see a guy who is oblivious to people around him. Not to be racist, but all the arabs I know are really loud people, who talk loud, play loud music and slam doors. This building isn't cheap and I not only moved here, but I've stayed here for 5 years BECAUSE it's quiet, until this fucking guy moved in.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Fortress on July 22, 2014, 08:44:57 PM
Entertaining story. This guy and I do not share wall space, so any loud noise I make, my 2 neigbors on either side of me will suffer the consequences, not him. Same goes for if I start smashing my door closed. I'll just end up being a dick to my 2 other neigbors, who are both old. I just look at him and see a guy who is oblivious to people around him. Not to be racist, but all the arabs I know are really loud people, who talk loud, play loud music and slam doors. This building isn't cheap and I not only moved here, but I've stayed here for 5 years BECAUSE it's quiet, until this fucking guy moved in.

Dude likely has Jihad on his mind. Be proactive and end his life.

It's the only way.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Mr Anabolic on July 22, 2014, 08:45:39 PM
That's just one thing you can do.  

Does he have a car?... does he leave he windows cracked open?  Squirt some stink perfume into his car seats with an eyedropper.

There are so many things you can do to get this guy back.  Get creative and think out of the box.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:46:06 PM
I was just joking, ok seriously I would just try to talk to him nicely again. Also what exactly annoys/wakes you up? He still slams but you mentioned some friends he is having over and they are loud - seems like you not used to it since before it was quiet.

Well people move out new move in... I remeber when I was younger... I had new neighbor right next to me move in and he was ok first then he got the girl oh and I heard everything at night lol all her sex noises - it was funny cuz I would fuck my ex at that time and mines was loud as well and they would fuck too... Oh well :D

Anyways, just try to talk to him again say that it really breaks down your sleep and stuff and if he could just close the door nicely each time he exits.

Nah, I don't hear his friends. He's not my next door neighbor. His apartment is diagonal to mine and unless I'm standing in the hall outside of his door, I hear NOTHING of what's happening inside his apartment, BUT, when he closes his front door, he slams it so loud that it echos in the entire hallway. Like someone dropping a bomb. My other 2 neighbors, all you hear is a key turning and a gentle closing of a door (NORMAL). He's just an inconsiderate piece of shit and like I said, I wrote him a note already and the shit's still going down. This ain't no cheap ass apartment either.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Radical Plato on July 22, 2014, 08:47:53 PM
I've lived in this pretty nice apartment building for almost 5 years. ALL my neighbors are quiet and respectful. A little while ago, I started being woken up late at night, or early in the morning by a door being slammed shut really hard. I didn't know who was doing it. So, the next time it happened, I dashed for my front door and and went into the hall, to see this arab guy walking away from his apartment. He's diagonal from me. I wasn't going to shout out loud at him in the hallway, so, I wrote a note, telling him that I have been woken up several times to his slamming his front door shut. He wrote me back saying he wasn't aware and apologized for the inconvenience. Since then, he was quieter for a couple of days, but is back to slamming his door shut. It seems like this fucking guy doesn't sleep and I hear other people in there sometimes (he lives in a damn studio) and has no consideration for his neighbors. He's new to this building (The guy before him never did that). Not sure what to do at this point. Building management won't do shit, so that would be a waste of time going to them. I mean, how fucking hard is it to close a door (your damn front door) without smashing it closed every time? Suggestions?
Not much you can do, he is an arab, and they don't care for other people, especially infidels.  He probably enjoys TERRORISING you with his lack of consideration.  Arabs take pride in being the biggest pricks they can be.  Being a prick comes naturally to them.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:52:03 PM
That's just one thing you can do.  

Does he have a car?... does he leave he windows cracked open?  Squirt some stink perfume into his car seats with an eyedropper.

There are so many things you can do to get this guy back.  Get creative and think out of the box.

Only way to know anything about this guy (whether he has a car, etc), would be to wait until he leave his apartment and follow him down to the garage to see. I know that on the weekend, there were 2 kids and 2 women singing and talking really loud in his apartment, because the fucker had his front door open for close to 1 hour. I think he has other arab friends who live in the building who come and visit him and who he visits (at all hours), but it's only HIM who slams his front door. He's not even like a punk 20 year old. Looks to be at least in his late 20's or 30's. I can't tell. He's an ugly mofo. All I know is if someone actually went out of their way to tell me I was slamming my door, it would NEVER be slammed again.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 08:57:15 PM
Not much you can do, he is an arab, and they don't care for other people, especially infidels.  He probably enjoys TERRORISING you with his lack of consideration.  Arabs take pride in being the biggest pricks they can be.  Being a prick comes naturally to them.

It sucks, because I've recently dropped 30 pounds (stopped lifting weights) and no longer have that step out of my way look to me. Looking pretty damn average and far from intimidating.

I agree with everything you said though. There's just no reasoning with people who blow themselves up.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: MP on July 22, 2014, 09:02:54 PM
Write some kind of official looking letter from said slum lord about slamming his door and slip it under his door.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Henda on July 22, 2014, 09:05:22 PM
Get his photo and put up peadophile alert flyers all around the building and in the surrounding streets.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Radical Plato on July 22, 2014, 09:08:00 PM
It sucks, because I've recently dropped 30 pounds (stopped lifting weights) and no longer have that step out of my way look to me. Looking pretty damn average and far from intimidating.

I agree with everything you said though. There's just no reasoning with people who blow themselves up.
I was just taking the piss, but I know how infuriating shitty neighbours can be.  Many years ago I lived in an enclave and was surrounded by several shitty neighbours, always partying all hours of the night, doing burnouts in the common driveway, leaving rubbish everywhere, all over my lawn, using my rubbish bin, their dogs would shit everywhere, the list of crappy lifestyle habits they imposed on others was countless.  None of them worked and the worst thing was the constant music most nights until 4 and 5 am in the morning. I tried everything, being civil, speaking to them the next day asking them to stop, they always said they wouldn't do it again, only to get wasted and be at it two days later.  

One night about 4 in the morning I was awoken by three drunken idiots screaming and yelling and rolling around my front lawn, when I went out to see what was going on and I told them to quieten down and go away they then threatened me and invited me to come outside to throw down (It seems I was being rude to request such civilised action). At the time I was on a pretty restricted diet and exercising intently, just the day before I had done a 50km bike road with minimal calories, so I was in no mood.  As their was three of them, all drunk and all holding bottles, I told them if they didn't fuck off I had a baseball bat with their name on it.  Well, one of the tough guys stepped forward and said, bring it on.  So I stepped out of my doorway with the bat, walked up to him and struck him hard with the baseball bat on his right forearm.

Long story short he cried like a little bitch, his mates ran off and the police arrived and arrested me and I was charged.  Turned out I broke his arm completely, I was happy about this and have no remorse whatsoever.  I had a conviction recorded and paid a $500 fine, but I joke it was the best $500 I ever spent.  Vigilante action gets a bad rap, it is incredibly satisfying to fuck these young punks up.  True story  :o
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 22, 2014, 09:16:35 PM
Make the NRA proud and shoot the fucker.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: ChopperRider on July 22, 2014, 09:24:25 PM
Go to a payphone and call the FBI.....tell them there are Jihad meetings being held in that apartment regularly.

Tell them you believe bomb making activities are going on.

Tell them the neighbor seems to be housing illegals and he is the head of the organization.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Henda on July 22, 2014, 09:26:26 PM
I was just taking the piss, but I know how infuriating shitty neighbours can be.  Many years ago I lived in an enclave and was surrounded by several shitty neighbours, always partying all hours of the night, doing burnouts in the common driveway, leaving rubbish everywhere, all over my lawn, using my rubbish bin, their dogs would shit everywhere, the list of crappy lifestyle habits they imposed on others was countless.  None of them worked and the worst thing was the constant music most nights until 4 and 5 am in the morning. I tried everything, being civil, speaking to them the next day asking them to stop, they always said they wouldn't do it again, only to get wasted and be at it two days later.  

One night about 4 in the morning I was awoken by three drunken idiots screaming and yelling and rolling around my front lawn, when I went out to see what was going on and I told them to quieten down and go away they then threatened me and invited me to come outside to throw down (It seems I was being rude to request such civilised action). At the time I was on a pretty restricted diet and exercising intently, just the day before I had done a 50km bike road with minimal calories, so I was in no mood.  As their was three of them, all drunk and all holding bottles, I told them if they didn't fuck off I had a baseball bat with their name on it.  Well, one of the tough guys stepped forward and said, bring it on.  So I stepped out of my doorway with the bat, walked up to him and struck him hard with the baseball bat on his right forearm.

Long story short he cried like a little bitch, his mates ran off and the police arrived and arrested me and I was charged.  Turned out I broke his arm completely, I was happy about this and have no remorse whatsoever.  I had a conviction recorded and paid a $500 fine, but I joke it was the best $500 I ever spent.  Vigilante action gets a bad rap, it is incredibly satisfying to fuck these young punks up.  True story  :o

Had to put up with similar shit in the first home I owned after a stinkinking paki bought house next door and rented it out to lowlife bums who dont work and party all night.
Had my gfs car damaged, kept awake all night, had to fight on the lawn one night after being attacked ect ect.
It fucking sucked and ruined that home for us as we did love the place and had our 2 kids there ect.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Danimal77 on July 22, 2014, 09:34:25 PM
Go to a payphone and call the FBI.....tell them there are Jihad meetings being held in that apartment regularly.

Tell them you believe bomb making activities are going on.

Tell them the neighbor seems to be housing illegals and he is the head of the organization.

That just may work!  ;D
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: MP on July 22, 2014, 09:37:47 PM
Lying to the FBI. Don't do it.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Radical Plato on July 22, 2014, 09:46:54 PM
Had to put up with similar shit in the first home I owned after a stinkinking paki bought house next door and rented it out to lowlife bums who dont work and party all night.
Had my gfs car damaged, kept awake all night, had to fight on the lawn one night after being attacked ect ect.
It fucking sucked and ruined that home for us as we did love the place and had our 2 kids there ect.
I tell you what though, I now appreciate my current mature and civil neighbours to no end.  What a gift it is to have good neighbours.  I live in Australia, and they place Government paid housing (called community housing) all over the place, they try and spread them out so they don't form ghettos, so even in nice neighbourhoods, your neighbour could be a drug dealing welfare bum partying and running amok all hours of the day and night. Turns out I got unlucky and although I was living in a reasonable neighbourhood, I ended up surrounded by a cluster of community housing, full of single mothers and their feral adult kids who being raised in the welfare system, thought nothing of exploiting it, committing crime and partying day and night.  They pushed me to my limit, so I pushed back, I have NO REGRETS.  Needless to say though, I moved shortly after, especially after the police told me some of my neighbours were deeply entrenched in the criminal underworld and some had very serious charges pending.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: ChopperRider on July 22, 2014, 09:53:27 PM
Lying to the FBI. Don't do it.

He's does it anonymously from a pay phone spaghetti dick.....
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: BIG AL MCKECHNIE on July 22, 2014, 10:02:51 PM
When I got out the RAF back around 1990 I was given a public apartment to rent and I bought it for £10,000 after 6 months. My time in the service gave me a great discount (thank's for something Maggie Thatcher). I got married and all was well and peaceful.
All was well for a few years until 1995 when a pair of noisy bastards moved in below. Young couple with loud stereo.
I went down to see them and asked them to play their music and come up to my place to hear it. They did and were "shocked" how loud it was and promised to keep it quiet.

Few weeks went by in peace and then they had a very loud party.  My wife and I went to stay at my parents empty house for the night but the next morning at 7.30am we came back and I knocked on their door with my grandfathers sold oak Shillelagh. This is basically a heavy club and when they opened it, bleary eyed, I told them that if they ever made that noise again I would split their skulls with my weapon and they would be found maybe 30 years in the future in shallow graves.
We never heard a peep out of them again and we moved to a detached house within a year.

Sometimes you have to tell your neighbours which way is up!!


Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: mr.turbo on July 22, 2014, 10:06:21 PM
this is another incurable disease.

the only way is to convince this fellow to move into another domicile out of earshot

consider waging a tire slashing campaign against the offender

 
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on July 22, 2014, 10:10:47 PM
Tell him you're gonna go "9/11 on his ass and the Twin Towers are gonna crash down upon him". When you get to the words "twin towers" hit a front double bicep pose and look at both arms.

He will get the message.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Primemuscle on July 22, 2014, 10:21:04 PM
Nah, I don't hear his friends. He's not my next door neighbor. His apartment is diagonal to mine and unless I'm standing in the hall outside of his door, I hear NOTHING of what's happening inside his apartment, BUT, when he closes his front door, he slams it so loud that it echos in the entire hallway. Like someone dropping a bomb. My other 2 neighbors, all you hear is a key turning and a gentle closing of a door (NORMAL). He's just an inconsiderate piece of shit and like I said, I wrote him a note already and the shit's still going down. This ain't no cheap ass apartment either.

It would seem to me that you aren't the only tenant affected by his door slamming. Talk to your neighbors. Perhaps all three of you complaining to him or better yet to management will get something done.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: 240 is Back on July 22, 2014, 10:23:26 PM
Tell them the neighbor seems to be housing illegals and he is the head of the organization.

Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Costanza on July 22, 2014, 10:45:48 PM
There's only one option, D.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Bertha Butt on July 22, 2014, 11:19:38 PM
We have a family of door slammers next door. I've explained them how annoying it is, and they apologised, but kept going on with slamming that door.
When I was over for something else I noticed you really need some force to close the door. There's an anti-draft strip screwed on, but it's way too bulky for this door. And it folds double in one corner, where it should not. Replacing that draft strip for a smaller one would do the trick. It would only cost a few euro's and a few minutes of time.
That was a few years back. Now, they wouldn't know a hammer from a screw driver, so they still haven't changed that strip. They did break their door lock a couple of times, because of all that slamming. But they rather keep on slamming their door and have a repairman over every few months to repair their door lock.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: woodman on July 22, 2014, 11:21:41 PM
wrap his door knob in bacon
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 22, 2014, 11:39:25 PM
I had a kneegrow neighbour who lived just over me And had parties to 4 in the morning every friday and saturday. I wporked almost every weekend then and asked him nice if they could atleast turn down the stereo and stop bumping in the apartment. He didnt stop with it so one night i lay in my bed to 5 in the morning and glt madder and madder. So i went up to him with a big knife and only my boxers on and knocked on his door. Being rfull of tren, almost nude and a big knife was enough.didnt see him for 3months after that.......try that next time



would never do a stupid thing like that anymore,was 22 and stupid  snd snapped. But the whole party went quiet in 2 secs lål
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Nirvana on July 23, 2014, 12:34:04 AM
Super soaker.   Deer urine.   you do the math.
A self enema with deer urine for higher test levels to gain 20 lbs of muscle for a scarier appearance and/or ability to beat him up?
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Skorp1o on July 23, 2014, 12:46:27 AM
I had a kneegrow neighbour who lived just over me And had parties to 4 in the morning every friday and saturday. I wporked almost every weekend then and asked him nice if they could atleast turn down the stereo and stop bumping in the apartment. He didnt stop with it so one night i lay in my bed to 5 in the morning and glt madder and madder. So i went up to him with a big knife and only my boxers on and knocked on his door. Being rfull of tren, almost nude and a big knife was enough.didnt see him for 3months after that.......try that next time



would never do a stupid thing like that anymore,was 22 and stupid  snd snapped. But the whole party went quiet in 2 secs lål

Did a similar thing to my neighbour weekend just gone without the knife though, I would enjoy ripping his flesh with my bare hands more lol....a ginger homo who comes home at 2am and starts a gay parade after party at home, woke me up and I was fuming, he didn't open the door though but the music was never heard after I shouted some profanities at his front door.

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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on July 23, 2014, 12:53:32 AM
Did a similar thing to my neighbour weekend just gone without the knife though, I would enjoy ripping his flesh with my bare hands more lol....a ginger homo who comes home at 2am and starts a gay parade after party at home, woke me up and I was fuming, he didn't open the door though but the music was never heard after I shouted some profanities at his front door.


haha ginger homo..those are always the worst
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Post by: wes on July 23, 2014, 12:54:26 AM
If your neighbors name is Larry,just threaten to kill his dog.
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 23, 2014, 01:25:56 AM
Maybe you should talk to the guy face to face? Like a last resort thing.
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Post by: hench on July 23, 2014, 02:20:16 AM
This is brilliant, but after the investigation is over and he resumes his normal routine the door slamming is likely to continue.
But then he'll probably be found guilty ;D

Go to a payphone and call the FBI.....tell them there are Jihad meetings being held in that apartment regularly.

Tell them you believe bomb making activities are going on.

Tell them the neighbor seems to be housing illegals and he is the head of the organization.
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Post by: WillGrant on July 23, 2014, 02:45:34 AM
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:13:36 AM
When I first moved into my wife's apartment (just got married), a polish guy moved into the apartment next door - problem is our bedroom wall adjoined to his kitchen. He started having parties during the week until after 4am and the place was full of other polish people, who spoke very limited english - after a few fairly sleepless nights, and him promising to turn the music down then putting it up again later on - I go and knock (smash) on his door - he opens it up and is standing there off his face in a vest looking skinner than Radu lol. I said "Turn your music off. Not down, off. If it's not off by the time I get back to bed I am going to fucking snap your skinny little neck"

30 seconds later, silence at last and my wife rolls over and says thanks babe and kisses me good night. I feel good about my masculinity and ability to sort it out without a scene.

2 minutes later music is up louder than before and I can hear all of his mates laughing in his kitchen and shouting in Polish lol

I picked up a 7 iron from behind the bed and literally ran (you know when you can't stop yourself it is 100% pure RED MIST time lol) booted through his shitty door in one kick and started smashing up random furniture in his hallway hahahaha this is literally one of my best memories in my life lol - so he switches off the music and his screaming please please friend friend sorry sorry sorry and tries to give me a beer, I don't know how I didn't fuck him up but I just spat on his floor and walked back to my door lol.

He moved out the next week
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Post by: Army of One on July 23, 2014, 03:16:23 AM
When I first moved into my wife's apartment (just got married), a polish guy moved into the apartment next door - problem is our bedroom wall adjoined to his kitchen. He started having parties during the week until after 4am and the place was full of other polish people, who spoke very limited english - after a few fairly sleepless nights, and him promising to turn the music down then putting it up again later on - I go and knock (smash) on his door - he opens it up and is standing there off his face in a vest looking skinner than Radu lol. I said "Turn your music off. Not down, off. If it's not off by the time I get back to bed I am going to fucking snap your skinny little neck"

30 seconds later, silence at last and my wife rolls over and says thanks babe and kisses me good night. I feel good about my masculinity and ability to sort it out without a scene.

2 minutes later music is up louder than before and I can hear all of his mates laughing in his kitchen and shouting in Polish lol

I picked up a 7 iron from behind the bed and literally ran (you know when you can't stop yourself it is 100% pure RED MIST time lol) booted through his shitty door in one kick and started smashing up random furniture in his hallway hahahaha this is literally one of my best memories in my life lol - so he switches off the music and his screaming please please friend friend sorry sorry sorry and tries to give me a beer, I don't know how I didn't fuck him up but I just spat on his floor and walked back to my door lol.

He moved out the next week

Then you woke up and wrote some poetry and blogged some recipes
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:23:57 AM
The you woke up and wrote some poetry and blogged some recipes

 ;D

If i'm big and ugly enough to do door work in Southend on Sea, then I can scare a couple of polish queers with a golf clud lol
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Post by: Army of One on July 23, 2014, 03:31:19 AM
;D

If i'm big and ugly enough to do door work in Southend on Sea, then I can scare a couple of polish queers with a golf clud lol

Haha, Southend on sea, what a shithole, never been to clubs there but heard plenty of stories of the state of the clientele
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Post by: hench on July 23, 2014, 03:33:38 AM
Cool story, trouble is you never know which way its gonna go. You were lucky this time, did you think about repercussions before or after or not atall?




When I first moved into my wife's apartment (just got married), a polish guy moved into the apartment next door - problem is our bedroom wall adjoined to his kitchen. He started having parties during the week until after 4am and the place was full of other polish people, who spoke very limited english - after a few fairly sleepless nights, and him promising to turn the music down then putting it up again later on - I go and knock (smash) on his door - he opens it up and is standing there off his face in a vest looking skinner than Radu lol. I said "Turn your music off. Not down, off. If it's not off by the time I get back to bed I am going to fucking snap your skinny little neck"

30 seconds later, silence at last and my wife rolls over and says thanks babe and kisses me good night. I feel good about my masculinity and ability to sort it out without a scene.

2 minutes later music is up louder than before and I can hear all of his mates laughing in his kitchen and shouting in Polish lol

I picked up a 7 iron from behind the bed and literally ran (you know when you can't stop yourself it is 100% pure RED MIST time lol) booted through his shitty door in one kick and started smashing up random furniture in his hallway hahahaha this is literally one of my best memories in my life lol - so he switches off the music and his screaming please please friend friend sorry sorry sorry and tries to give me a beer, I don't know how I didn't fuck him up but I just spat on his floor and walked back to my door lol.

He moved out the next week
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:34:23 AM
Haha, Southend on sea, what a shithole, never been to clubs there but heard plenty of stories of the state of the clientele

Lol don't be a penis, there are areas in and around Southend that celebrities choose to live in for the scenery and properties
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Post by: V Man on July 23, 2014, 03:35:03 AM
Do the doors swing into the apartment or out into the hall?
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:36:06 AM
Cool story, trouble is you never know which way its gonna go. You were lucky this time, did you think about repercussions before or after or not atall?

Usually I would but it was a 'mist descended' moment, doesn't happen often as I'm pretty laid back



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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:37:29 AM
Do the doors swing into the apartment or out into the hall?

We had the front entrance, so our door was a solid victorian door at the top of some steps - the other apartments had those shitty thin doors that open inwards
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Post by: D.O.A. on July 23, 2014, 03:39:29 AM
Make peace with him. Get him some fresh Pork chops and put the in a bag for him...
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Post by: Army of One on July 23, 2014, 03:41:08 AM
Lol don't be a penis, there are areas in and around Southend that celebrities choose to live in for the scenery and properties

Sorry dude, are the cakes burning?I mean the main drag with arcades and clubs
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:41:42 AM
Make peace with him. Get him some fresh Pork chops and put the in a bag for him...

Yes, bring them to him with a 4 pack of beer at midday during Ramadan
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Post by: 240 is Back on July 23, 2014, 03:48:50 AM
if they're okay with loud music at 4 am.....   see how happy they are about the exact same thing at 7:45 am.  Then 8:11 am.  And again at 8:33 am.   Even more at 9:17 am.   Etc etc.

Get one of those timer radios that can do it while you're at work... randomly blasting music at 90 dB, for 1 minute at a time, at intervals so they never fall back asleep.  The only difference is, they'll probably be hungover and dying to sleep.    
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 03:55:11 AM
Sorry dude, are the cakes burning?I mean the main drag with arcades and clubs

Lol, they've actually spent millions over the last 5 years updating the promenade, it looks good now.
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Post by: wolfrittner on July 23, 2014, 04:00:54 AM
Yes, bring them to him with a 4 pack of beer at midday during Ramadan
Hahahahaha!! he fucking would lose it..lol
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 23, 2014, 04:02:54 AM
Show him Getbig, once he become a member here he will not leave his house and there will be no more door slamming.
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Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2014, 04:04:05 AM
Never met one apartment dweller who wasn't unhappy with his neighbors.  People's satisfaction with their neighbors is proportional to the distance between them.  Solve the door slammer and sooner or later you'll still have to battle the music guy, leadfoot, curry lover, the bad parker, the loud humper, the public humper, Mr Chatty, Mr Surly, flirty married woman, the laundry room queue jumper, and seven kinds of what have you.
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 23, 2014, 04:43:37 AM
Ted Kaczynski's peacefull living quarters.

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Post by: wolfrittner on July 23, 2014, 04:47:21 AM
Ted Kaczynski's peacefull living quarters.


Living quarters of Peace!
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Post by: mr.turbo on July 23, 2014, 04:58:02 AM
indeed last resort in a civilized society is actual face to face contact

pretty much any outcome can be engineered from a distance

in this case the task is to evict the unwanted occupant in an expeditious manner
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 06:34:49 AM
Live with it.  I travel a lot for work and most hotel rooms have big doors that are spring loaded, I get woken up all the time from those fuckers slamming behind.
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Post by: Pork_Chop on July 23, 2014, 07:18:21 AM
Same situation here, rented a nice apartment in converted old townhouse.

Downstair neighbour was a working man, didn't hear much from him - then he moved out, 2 girls moved in and Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat about 2-3am they would crash home with randoms, all making a right F*cking racket downstairs - music, shouting, squealing laughter.

Me and my mrs worked hard, she worked saturdays and sundays too - so it was horrible for her not sleeping Fri and Sat nights then going to work. It made us miserable - so I had a quiet word after about two weeks of this, saying we've had enough, that we can even her what they are saying and I also mentioned it the land lord that I had a polite word with them.

No sooner did Thursday night come, the noise started again, Friday night was quiet - and then Saturday night had some sort of riot down there.

That Sunday morning, about 8am I nipped out in the car to my mates house, borrow a bass bin and his 400W slave amp - and I set up a Rennie Pilgrim DJ on loop from my CD player.

Some of the tracks he spins have basslines that literally you cannot hear but can see the furniture vibrating. I faced the bassbin down to the floor right above their beds - and I fired it up. The whole house shook - and then me and my mrs went to my mothers for Sunday lunch and I got back about 5 o'clock.

They'd rang the landlord at midday after going nuts - whom came into our flat, laughed to himself and switched it off. He then went down stairs and ordered them to pack their stuff and be gone by the morning.

We'd been there 3 years with no issues and they'd been there 3 weeks - and he valued us a lot more than them.
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Post by: Radical Plato on July 23, 2014, 07:18:57 AM
Live with it.  I travel a lot for work and most hotel rooms have big doors that are spring loaded, I get woken up all the time from those fuckers slamming behind.
BETA OF PEACE ! Props for choosing to be a doormat and living comfortably with it.  Whatever works for you I suppose !
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 07:19:58 AM
Same situation here, rented a nice apartment in converted old townhouse.

Downstair neighbour was a working man, didn't hear much from him - then he moved out, 2 girls moved in and Wed, Thurs, Fri, Sat about 2-3am they would crash home with randoms, all making a right F*cking racket downstairs - music, shouting, squealing laughter.

Me and my mrs worked hard, she worked saturdays and sundays too - so it was horrible for her not sleeping Fri and Sat nights then going to work. It made us miserable - so I had a quiet word after about two weeks of this, saying we've had enough, that we can even her what they are saying and I also mentioned it the land lord that I had a polite word with them.

No sooner did Thursday night come, the noise started again, Friday night was quiet - and then Saturday night had some sort of riot down there.

That Sunday morning, about 8am I nipped out in the car to my mates house, borrow a bass bin and his 400W slave amp - and I set up a Rennie Pilgrim DJ on loop from my CD player.

Some of the tracks he spins have basslines that literally you cannot hear but can see the furniture vibrating. I faced the bassbin down to the floor right above their beds - and I fired it up. The whole house shook - and then me and my mrs went to my mothers for Sunday lunch and I got back about 5 o'clock.

They'd rang the landlord at midday after going nuts - whom came into our flat, laughed to himself and switched it off. He then went down stairs and ordered them to pack their stuff and be gone by the morning.

We'd been there 3 years with no issues and they'd been there 3 weeks - and he valued us a lot more than them.

Beautiful story.
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 07:20:53 AM
BETA OF PEACE ! Props for choosing to be a doormat and living comfortably with it.  Whatever works for you I suppose !

El Diablo Beto is so beta, he changes his girls tampons for her
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 07:22:41 AM
BETA OF PEACE ! Props for choosing to be a doormat and living comfortably with it.  Whatever works for you I suppose !

So am I supposed to run after everyone who lets their hotel door slam week after week?
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Post by: BigCyp on July 23, 2014, 07:29:16 AM
So am I supposed to run after everyone who lets their hotel door slam week after week?

Peace is not for the weak
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Post by: Radical Plato on July 23, 2014, 07:32:07 AM
So am I supposed to run after everyone who lets their hotel door slam week after week?
Either that or find an alternate lifestyle that doesn't include being awoken most nights.  If you are happy to compromise your sleep and tolerate arseholes, that's your choice.  Me I prefer to sleep deeply, soundly and in peace and quiet, and that's exactly what I do.
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Post by: ChopperRider on July 23, 2014, 08:28:36 AM
Ted Kaczynski's peacefull living quarters.



Teddy K.....the child prodigy from Evergreen Park, Illinois.

Go Harvard!!!!!!     ;D
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Post by: Man of Steel on July 23, 2014, 08:30:00 AM
I've lived in this pretty nice apartment building for almost 5 years. ALL my neighbors are quiet and respectful. A little while ago, I started being woken up late at night, or early in the morning by a door being slammed shut really hard. I didn't know who was doing it. So, the next time it happened, I dashed for my front door and and went into the hall, to see this arab guy walking away from his apartment. He's diagonal from me. I wasn't going to shout out loud at him in the hallway, so, I wrote a note, telling him that I have been woken up several times to his slamming his front door shut. He wrote me back saying he wasn't aware and apologized for the inconvenience. Since then, he was quieter for a couple of days, but is back to slamming his door shut. It seems like this fucking guy doesn't sleep and I hear other people in there sometimes (he lives in a damn studio) and has no consideration for his neighbors. He's new to this building (The guy before him never did that). Not sure what to do at this point. Building management won't do shit, so that would be a waste of time going to them. I mean, how fucking hard is it to close a door (your damn front door) without smashing it closed every time? Suggestions?

Sounds like your new neighbor needs to be introduced to your tube sock full of nickels.
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Post by: V Man on July 23, 2014, 08:43:51 AM
If the doors swing into the apartment....go to the hardware store and buy some of that expanding spray foam insulation. The next time he leaves and slams the door....spray it all around the door in the gap between the door and door stop.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 09:09:44 AM
If the doors swing into the apartment....go to the hardware store and buy some of that expanding spray foam insulation. The next time he leaves and slams the door....spray it all around the door in the gap between the door and door stop.

Damaging the property will get him kicked out of a place he's been for 5 years.
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Post by: YngiweRhoads on July 23, 2014, 09:18:35 AM
Does he know you're Danimal77 from GetBig? That alone should put the fear of God into him.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 09:38:04 AM
He just needs to get the tbomz bunny suit photo, blow it up and tape it to the guys door.  He'll never slam it again.
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 23, 2014, 09:39:24 AM
An Arab in a studio apartment up all hours of the night with many voices coming from said apartment? I'd think about moving. Las Vegas would put a betting line of 2/1 that his apartment was full of explosives and he slams the door shut because he unconsciously wants to make sure the door is shut and stays shut so no one walks in and sees what he and his friends are planning...
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Post by: youandme on July 23, 2014, 09:43:02 AM
Next time you see him, tell him if he wakes you again, that you "are gonna slam his butthole shut"

Then initiate a crab most muscular and side step away, without breaking eye contact.



lmfao
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 09:45:08 AM
An Arab in a studio apartment up all hours of the night with many voices coming from said apartment? I'd think about moving. Las Vegas would put a betting line of 2/1 that his apartment was full of explosives and he slams the door shut because he unconsciously wants to make sure the door is shut and stays shut so no one walks in and sees what he and his friends are planning...

Yep, all billion arabs are planning bomb attacks  ::)

Probably a bunch of people sharing rent and paying $10 a month for somewhere to sleep.  Majority probably drive cabs or work in restaurants and are up late.  When I rented a while back i had the wrong mail sent to me.  I went to drop it off at the person's apartment and it was an indian dude, when he opened it there were something like 20 indians living in there.  All dudes.  7 or so were playing cards, a few sleeping on matresses on the floor and a bunch watching TV. Pretty sure most couldn't qualify to rent an apartment on their own so one does it and lets the other 20 live there.
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Post by: Thin Lizzy on July 23, 2014, 09:49:45 AM
Never met one apartment dweller who wasn't unhappy with his neighbors.  People's satisfaction with their neighbors is proportional to the distance between them.  Solve the door slammer and sooner or later you'll still have to battle the music guy, leadfoot, curry lover, the bad parker, the loud humper, the public humper, Mr Chatty, Mr Surly, flirty married woman, the laundry room queue jumper, and seven kinds of what have you.

This is true, but you left out the dog continuously barking.

I work in RE Mgmt and deal with this all the time. Ironically, if you live in an apartment building, you're better off in a small apartment. In a large one, you're more likely to have a family living above you, and that means kids running around all day over your head.

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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on July 23, 2014, 09:52:37 AM
Yep, all billion arabs are planning bomb attacks  ::)

Probably a bunch of people sharing rent and paying $10 a month for somewhere to sleep.  Majority probably drive cabs or work in restaurants and are up late.  When I rented a while back i had the wrong mail sent to me.  I went to drop it off at the person's apartment and it was an indian dude, when he opened it there were something like 20 indians living in there.  All dudes.  7 or so were playing cards, a few sleeping on matresses on the floor and a bunch watching TV. Pretty sure most couldn't qualify to rent an apartment on their own so one does it and lets the other 20 live there.

All Arabs aren't planning bomb attacks. That's why the Vegas line is at 2/1...If everyone of them were then they wouldn't give a betting line because there would be no money to be made. If there are a billion Arabs, then 2/1 line would assume that 500 million had bombs. Basically a coin flip...
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Post by: thegamechanger on July 23, 2014, 09:54:29 AM
Imagine how much tension would be avoided if we used the sliding doors they used in Shogun Japan?

Let me tell you, Japan can teach us a thing or two!
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Post by: youandme on July 23, 2014, 09:59:33 AM
Not sure what state you live in but write to your landlord/leasing office of the situation in a polite manner even though there seems to be a rock in the road. Tell them you've tried handling the situation in a calm and peaceable manner but to no resolve. Then specify in the letter that this letter serves as notice to them of the uninhabitable conditions as the noise has violated your right to quiet and enjoyment and interferes with your safety, health, and well being. Insert some stuff on your sleeping and how it interferes with your job.
Wait for response. Give 30 days. Send notice number 2. If keeps happening launch notice letter number 3. Notice 3, should state you will be vacating apartment at their expense and they have violated the lease agreement (habitability is implied for leases unless commercial).

Hopefully, they'll respond to you in some manner in writing, and then you can set them up to really pay for your moving expenses.....check you state's deceptive trade practices act.....you can also mention in the notice letter that managements actions of not helping is perceived as deceptive and misleading this will hint to them legal action...and that you relied to your detriment of their statements when you entered into the rent agreement. Did you rely to your detriment when you though management would help you with repairs and situations on the premise?  (usually when you go to their website they have a complaint link, work order or while looking at apartment did they say something like, "management will make repairs.....help...etc."

Throw in you don't want to confront the person making noise again as you don't want to escalate the situation (law doesn't believe in tenant self-help). Also, creates liability situation on premises should the issue escalate to violence.

Some states if you have 3 noise complaints (police come out) you can automatically vacate premise and not be held liable. Kind of tough here cause a door is slamming and a noise complaint is a misdemeanor (requires officer to have witnessed) so if it was loud music would be better.

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Post by: Tapeworm on July 23, 2014, 10:55:35 AM
This is true, but you left out the dog continuously barking.


Nah, I never leave out the dog.  He comes to work every day!


I left it out by design.  I'm way too indulgent with mine but I can't bear thinking about people who confine their dog in an 8'x8' space with minimal socialization are then mystified when the animal is unhappy and misbehaves.  I wrath out.  They're undogworthy. 

Tell them if they love thier dog they should move somewhere that it can have the space it needs.
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Post by: Primemuscle on July 23, 2014, 11:07:24 AM
It has been at least 48 years since I've lived in an apartment. There was only one apartment where we had a slight noise problem. The apartments where actually townhouses. The unfortunate design aspect was that our stairs and our neighbor's stairs were on opposite sides of the common wall. They had small children who were on the stairs all the time. Sometimes it seemed as if a herd of elephants were going up or down the stairs. Overtime, we got used to it. It's part of apartment living.

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Post by: DroppingPlates on July 23, 2014, 11:08:40 AM
Do it Vince Basile style. Write him a wordy letter again, but this time in navy
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Post by: Dr Dutch on July 23, 2014, 12:23:39 PM
Give the guy a break, it's Ramadan..
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Post by: Nirvana on July 23, 2014, 03:32:37 PM
start learning a new instrument like bagpipes or drums.
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Post by: wes on July 23, 2014, 03:34:29 PM
My man IrishDave would know just what to do with that door!  ;D

Just kidding Dave,put that gun down buddy!  ;)
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Post by: wes on July 23, 2014, 03:36:53 PM
Not sure what state you live in but write to your landlord/leasing office of the situation in a polite manner even though there seems to be a rock in the road. Tell them you've tried handling the situation in a calm and peaceable manner but to no resolve. Then specify in the letter that this letter serves as notice to them of the uninhabitable conditions as the noise has violated your right to quiet and enjoyment and interferes with your safety, health, and well being. Insert some stuff on your sleeping and how it interferes with your job.
Wait for response. Give 30 days. Send notice number 2. If keeps happening launch notice letter number 3. Notice 3, should state you will be vacating apartment at their expense and they have violated the lease agreement (habitability is implied for leases unless commercial).

Hopefully, they'll respond to you in some manner in writing, and then you can set them up to really pay for your moving expenses.....check you state's deceptive trade practices act.....you can also mention in the notice letter that managements actions of not helping is perceived as deceptive and misleading this will hint to them legal action...and that you relied to your detriment of their statements when you entered into the rent agreement. Did you rely to your detriment when you though management would help you with repairs and situations on the premise?  (usually when you go to their website they have a complaint link, work order or while looking at apartment did they say something like, "management will make repairs.....help...etc."

Throw in you don't want to confront the person making noise again as you don't want to escalate the situation (law doesn't believe in tenant self-help). Also, creates liability situation on premises should the issue escalate to violence.

Some states if you have 3 noise complaints (police come out) you can automatically vacate premise and not be held liable. Kind of tough here cause a door is slamming and a noise complaint is a misdemeanor (requires officer to have witnessed) so if it was loud music would be better.


I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands.

A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.

In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel.

To kill! Period! Win by attrition.

Well Rambo was the best"
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Nirvana on July 23, 2014, 03:37:57 PM
they drew first blood
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Hulkotron on July 23, 2014, 03:42:54 PM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands.

A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.

In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel.

To kill! Period! Win by attrition.

Well Rambo was the best"

 :D lol
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: DroppingPlates on July 23, 2014, 03:58:50 PM
Give the guy a break, it's Ramadan..

Rammeopdiedeurdan?
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: thebrink on July 23, 2014, 04:25:02 PM
lmfao. wow. Its simple

Confront him. Dummy him.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 04:30:31 PM
lmfao. wow. Its simple

Confront him. Dummy him.

You can ask someone nicely a million times but sometimes it takes a little elbow grease to get the message across.  You just never know though who you're fucking with.  Next day him and 20 of his arab friends will jump the OP and beat him down for making threats or they may listen and stop slamming the door.  I've seen situations like this end up on both ends.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: thebrink on July 23, 2014, 04:59:10 PM
You can ask someone nicely a million times but sometimes it takes a little elbow grease to get the message across.  You just never know though who you're fucking with.  Next day him and 20 of his arab friends will jump the OP and beat him down for making threats or they may listen and stop slamming the door.  I've seen situations like this end up on both ends.

True. When you confront the guy at his door is when you usually make the necessary assessments of his character then quickly make the decision on how to proceed.

And getting jumped by arabs with pointy dress shoes sucks I know , fcking things hurt !
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: calfzilla on July 23, 2014, 05:43:03 PM
You can ask someone nicely a million times but sometimes it takes a little elbow grease to get the message across.  You just never know though who you're fucking with.  Next day him and 20 of his arab friends will jump the OP and beat him down for making threats or they may listen and stop slamming the door.  I've seen situations like this end up on both ends.

Great point. Some people say you are being a pussy for not having words with certain people but times have changed and these days there are people who will kill you for asking them to stop slamming their door.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 23, 2014, 06:45:58 PM
Arabs, blacks and Asians will act like pussies alone then all of a sudden act like the tough guy with 10 friends around. You may think you win by being alpha and having him back down and stop slamming but you never know....
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: JediTerminator on July 23, 2014, 08:12:08 PM
Not much you can do, he is an arab, and they don't care for other people, especially infidels.  He probably enjoys TERRORISING you with his lack of consideration.  Arabs take pride in being the biggest pricks they can be.  Being a prick comes naturally to them.

I must be an Arab then. I used to kick the wifi box in the apartment I lived in (the box was in my room) off the hook and then go to work for a double shift. This is what you get when a few steaks go missing and everyone denies it. I did this every single day for weeks on end until they had to get the phone company to install a jack in someone else's room.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Natural Man on July 23, 2014, 08:33:16 PM
lol @ leaving a note. You failed already. Considering you re obviously a pussy i think it's time to find a new place to move to.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: youandme on July 23, 2014, 08:55:42 PM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands.

A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.

In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel.

To kill! Period! Win by attrition.

Well Rambo was the best"


lmao.

It's apartment living. Just gotta roll with it sometimes. Honestly, there is this chick above me that is tiny and I used to think a fat slob was stomping around on purpose. Damn contractors cutting corners probably installing insulation. Wooden floors don't help.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: thebrink on July 23, 2014, 09:19:28 PM
lol @ leaving a note. You failed already. Considering you re obviously a pussy i think it's time to find a new place to move to.

leaving the note attached to a pretend pipe bomb would have been more clear to them
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Bertha Butt on July 23, 2014, 09:57:01 PM
Rammeopdiedeurdan?

LHO!  ;D

(lachte hardop)
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: El Diablo Blanco on July 24, 2014, 06:49:35 AM
I'm just glad I don't live in one anymore.  People just don't fucking get it.  They think it's their "freedom" or right to be loud.  I went to pick up a chick from her apartment, it's a nice mid class area and someone a few doors down had music blaring so loud you can feel the bass in your stomach.  What mentality does this person have that in a shared community its okay to play music that loud?
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Radical Plato on July 24, 2014, 07:17:00 AM
I'm just glad I don't live in one anymore.  People just don't fucking get it.  They think it's their "freedom" or right to be loud.  I went to pick up a chick from her apartment, it's a nice mid class area and someone a few doors down had music blaring so loud you can feel the bass in your stomach.  What mentality does this person have that in a shared community its okay to play music that loud?
The types of people who think that they have no social obligation and can disturb everyone else are a strange lot.  The ones I have met think you are being rude by confronting them about their anti-social behaviour. Many think nothing of playing music until 5 in the morning but think you rude if you tell them to shut the fucking music off.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: sean on July 24, 2014, 07:38:57 AM
I don't take kindly to disrespect. not on the internet, not in person, not in a grocery store parking lot, not in like at walmart, not in a restaurant, not at the beach, not at the dry cleaners... anywhere.

ppl talk about the 'pussyfication' of America, yet they run their mouths thinking they won't get slapped and get their arm broken in front of their friends.

spent many yrs in a place where if you talk slick and say something out of line to somebody, you know that when you say it, you better be ready for what happens. most ppl here in the 'real world', aren't ready for what could happen.. and run their mouths like the world is a make believe cartoon. despite wearing nice slacks, polished shoes and a nice shirt, the guy you steal that parking spot from at the grocery store and proceed to flip off, may have just gotten out of prison and will have no problem identifying they bitch in you and proceed to teach you a lesson by taking you down to the ground and kicking out your teeth before you even know what happened.

the guy who's willing to go the furthest, wins. if you're not willing to go all the way, it's best you keep your mouth shut and move on, and make it to the next day.

Girls and sons who have not been loved by their fathers seek attention once teens and adults to compensate for what they didnt have originally. Fathers either left them alone, or were distant most of the time and not encouraging them. Some even despised them which would shape their personality and the way they d interact with others for the rest of their life.
They are extremistic in everything they do, always looking exageratly for attention, and have troubles adapting to society's rules, because they also have troubles defining their own identity and respecting authority and hierarchy.

Also boys who got picked on by others during childhood and adolescence -often sons without a father figure- try to compensate by lifting weights, to develop muscles and survive in ther male world. They re insecure because they re girly, childish, feminine having been raised by a single mom. They lift obsessively hoping it will transform them into men, to compensate for their lack of influence from a father figure that was not there. Unfortunaltey they can get as big as they can it doesnt cure their insecurity and who they truly are, how they grew up being raised by a single mom. They re no as manly as other men whatever they do, and they often have a big lack of masculine presence they dont know how to balance, hence often being borderline homosexuals while trying to get their manhood back thru various manly activities (mma, cars, weight lifting etc). They are often the ones that, in order to get respect from other males will go the steroids route to get even "bigger" attemptint to cure their insecurity , but being natural not being "enough", they still feel "too small", insecure, amongst other males. The lack of a father figure also often means they didnt have guidance to continue studies and are often working shitty manual jobs.

"You don't seem to want to accept the fact you're dealing with an expert in guerrilla warfare, with a man who's the best, with guns, with knives, with his bare hands.

A man who's been trained to ignore pain, ignore weather, to live off the land, to eat things that would make a billy goat puke.

In Vietnam his job was to dispose of enemy personnel.

To kill! Period! Win by attrition.

Well Rambo was the best"

You know you spend to much time when you can point out plagiarism of other posters.  The above is Uberman principles all the way.  Dont take too much credit for your statements Wes.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: thebrink on July 24, 2014, 07:16:21 PM
The types of people who think that they have no social obligation and can disturb everyone else are a strange lot.  The ones I have met think you are being rude by confronting them about their anti-social behaviour. Many think nothing of playing music until 5 in the morning but think you rude if you tell them to shut the fucking music off.

And those are the types that should cease to exist.
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: forillagorilla on August 01, 2014, 06:24:43 AM
Buy a fucking house with some land man - why would you choose to live like that??
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: kevthekid on September 24, 2014, 09:14:58 AM
I don't think a letter will do shit. Confront him in person and be stern about it and show youre seriously pissed off but don't start yelling. He'll get the message
Title: Re: Neighbor keeps F'n slamming his front door!!
Post by: Darren Avey on October 02, 2014, 02:14:04 AM
Get "BigSteve" to sort him out.