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Dredlock Rasta

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Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« on: April 23, 2009, 04:39:55 PM »
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=mmajunkie-Maynard_road_to_MMA_debut&prov=mmajunkie&type=lgns

How is a guy without arms or legs gonna be able to punch, kick or submit someone?
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #1 on: April 23, 2009, 04:43:10 PM »
he can bite em in the nuts
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #2 on: April 23, 2009, 04:48:28 PM »
this is a clear suicide attempt, since he has no fingers to pull the trigger himself.
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #3 on: April 23, 2009, 04:50:21 PM »
This will be interesting to say the least.
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #4 on: April 23, 2009, 05:20:21 PM »
After his girlfriend with similar condition got into porn, he figured he had to do something.
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #5 on: April 23, 2009, 06:06:18 PM »
How awesome would it be if this guys opponent as soon as the bell rung walked right up to him and picked him up and punted him into the 5th row...
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #6 on: April 23, 2009, 06:07:26 PM »
Quote from: Dredlock Rasta on April 23, 2009, 04:39:55 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=mmajunkie-Maynard_road_to_MMA_debut&prov=mmajunkie&type=lgns

How is a guy without arms or legs gonna be able to punch, kick or submit someone?

So the father from The Oblongs is gonna fight?
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #7 on: April 23, 2009, 06:23:07 PM »
This is a joke. :-\
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #8 on: April 23, 2009, 06:31:59 PM »
sucks for his opponent...

you beat him down, you kicked the ass of a crip.... you get defeated by a torso, live the rest of your days as a joke.
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #9 on: April 23, 2009, 06:44:39 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on April 23, 2009, 06:31:59 PM
sucks for his opponent...

you beat him down, you kicked the ass of a crip.... you get defeated by a torso, live the rest of your days as a joke.


ahahahahaha lol so true.  ;D
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #10 on: April 23, 2009, 06:56:26 PM »
 :-\
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #11 on: April 23, 2009, 07:05:16 PM »
Quote from: Dredlock Rasta on April 23, 2009, 04:39:55 PM
http://sports.yahoo.com/mma/news?slug=mmajunkie-Maynard_road_to_MMA_debut&prov=mmajunkie&type=lgns

How is a guy without arms or legs gonna be able to punch, kick or submit someone?

what is he thiking?  :-\
he has as much chance winning this fight as he does winning a fight against a bear
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #12 on: April 23, 2009, 07:30:35 PM »
Your armbars and ankle locks would be powerless against him.

Ever fight a bionic person before? My buddy's dad once smacked the shit out of him with his fake arm/hand.  
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #13 on: April 23, 2009, 07:36:58 PM »
 :-\
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #14 on: April 23, 2009, 07:41:53 PM »
i'll fight him
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #15 on: April 24, 2009, 10:47:35 PM »
Quote from: Jizzacked on April 23, 2009, 06:31:59 PM
sucks for his opponent...

you beat him down, you kicked the ass of a crip.... you get defeated by a torso, live the rest of your days as a joke.

I would look at it the other way...As the opponont, I would do everything I could to make him end up in the 5th row outside the ring...Just demolish him like no other..."if he dies, he dies" kind of thing...You would get your 15 minutes and you could always blame it all on the state who gave him the license...
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #16 on: April 24, 2009, 11:34:00 PM »
Would you lose a point for kicking him? Is he always considered a "downed opponent"?
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #17 on: April 24, 2009, 11:51:30 PM »
i see a lot of haters here. but how many can bench 360 like he can? probably not many fags.
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #18 on: April 24, 2009, 11:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Tre on April 23, 2009, 07:30:35 PM
Your armbars and ankle locks would be powerless against him.

Ever fight a bionic person before? My buddy's dad once smacked the shit out of him with his fake arm/hand.  

Now that is funny LOL!!!!
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2009, 12:17:59 AM »
how is he supposed to submit someone? all he can do is hump their leg ffs

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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2009, 12:30:12 AM »


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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2009, 12:31:43 AM »
hahahaha
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2009, 02:41:21 AM »
is that the dude thats actually won a few wrestling matches, I think ive seen a video, Creepy creepy shit.
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2009, 02:42:26 AM »
haha, it was him



awkward as hell  ;D
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Re: Guy without arms or legs to fight MMA match
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2009, 02:44:13 AM »
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