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Instant karma MMA style.
« on: August 06, 2010, 09:41:06 AM »


Dudes fakes the "hand clap" and shoots in instead


...and gets knocked the fuck OUT  ;D

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Re: Instant karma MMA style.
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2010, 09:48:04 AM »
Hahaaa

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Re: Instant karma MMA style.
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2010, 09:49:51 AM »
he should have thrown in a few punches for good measure after he acted like that.

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Re: Instant karma MMA style.
« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2010, 09:59:10 AM »
read the list.....the video you showed isnt that bad in comparison ;D

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-fighters-who-lied-their-way-to-legendary/

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Re: Instant karma MMA style.
« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2010, 10:13:39 AM »
read the list.....the video you showed isnt that bad in comparison ;D

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-fighters-who-lied-their-way-to-legendary/

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Frank Dux



Frank Dux was a spy and a master of Ninjitsu, which is just a Japanese word for somersaulting megaspy. He was the best. He trained under a shidoshi whose name was only coincidentally the name of a James Bond villain. He was in a covert branch of the military so secret that even our military didn’t know about him. He didn’t exist so hard that birds shit right through him. But someone did know about him: a shadowy society of martial artists who run a tournament called The Kumite. They invited Frank to enter, and that was their last mistake.

From 1975 to 1980, he was the undefeated Full Contact Kumite World Heavy Weight Champion. He had 56 consecutive knockouts in one tournament, a number too stupid to be fake. He set four world records in the same tournament including Fastest Recorded Kick with Knockout: 72 miles-per-hour. The Kumite Athletic Commission figured it was OK to keep radar guns pointed at the fighters at all times since Frank removed most of their gonads before the long term effects of radar exposure could manifest. In fact, Frank Dux punched so many dicks through their sacred walls that city temple inspectors shut them down for code violations.

Suspiciously, the organization that held the Kumite seemed to share a home address with Frank Dux, and the trophy they gave him was the same trophy that he suspiciously paid for himself. Think about that: The Kumite is so secret that the only paper trail leads to Frank Dux, professional secret agent. That means that the other fighters, while obviously not very good at fighting, are unbelievably good at being secret. Why, if Frank Dux hadn’t written a book about them and bought himself that trophy, I doubt I’d have even believed they existed.



In 1988, Frank’s extremely true story was made into the film Bloodsport  which is still Jean-Claude Van Damme’s best movie. Dux worked on the film as the fighting coordinator where he taught Van Damme how to properly get punched in the face for several minutes and then win by spin kick. Jean-Claude would go on to use these fighting techniques exclusively for two decades.

Years later, Dux and Van Damme worked together on the story of The Quest. It was a film like Bloodsport only with Bloodsport elements. Dux took Van Damme to court because he was apparently promised a huge gross revenue deal for his “Story By” credit. In the film industry, this type of arrangement is almost as common as an actual ninja spy holding a trophy for Best Ninja Spy. To see both of these things in the same place would be like finding a human vagina on your unicorn. Literally fucking incredible.

Frank Dux never managed to produce evidence of this amazing agreement since the documents were in a box that was destroyed by a fire. Fitting in perfectly with his life of the fantastic, this fire was a magical fire that destroyed document boxes and nothing else. It sounds ridiculous now, but imagine you were a judge residing over a case between the cocaine-filled star of Double Impact and an actual, real-life superninja who controls fire. That judge said exactly what you would say: “Pay the man, Timecop.”








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Re: Instant karma MMA style.
« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2010, 10:15:54 AM »
read the list.....the video you showed isnt that bad in comparison ;D

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-fighters-who-lied-their-way-to-legendary/

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This might have been the best thing ive seen in my entire life.

"scott blevins 0-14 never gone past the first round, only been past the 2 minute mark once..."


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Re: Instant karma MMA style.
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2010, 10:19:10 AM »
This might have been the best thing ive seen in my entire life.

"scott blevins 0-14 never gone past the first round, only been past the 2 minute mark once..."


 ;D ;D
that site is a fucking goldmine....i love that shit....

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