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Cholo4Life

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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2013, 01:22:32 PM »
the night never happened
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arce1988

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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2013, 01:23:57 PM »
Fraternization is usually frowned upon
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2013, 01:24:20 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:21:22 PM
Anyone do anything stupid this year?

I hooked up with a woman who reports to me and whose evaluation I have a hand in preparing. When I left her apartment on Friday morning we agreed the night never happened but we were still both buzzed and I feel like I haven't heard the last of this. Not looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.

What were her tits like?
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2013, 01:31:18 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:27:34 PM
Small.

She's not good but I had about 8 Jack and Cokes and I couldn't help myself.

Was she masterfully skilled at suckling the cox?  Where did you dump the load?  Please tell us you weren't a pussy and used a rubber.
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AbrahamG

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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2013, 01:37:07 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:34:51 PM
She was good at "suckling" the cock. Well practiced for sure. I was loaded but not enough to go it raw when I penetrated.

She fell back naked at one point in her bedroom. It was that kind of night. I feigned concern but was secretly disgusted with myself for hooking up with such a drunken mess.

I'd feel better if you told me that you at least pulled off the rubber for a reasonably degrading money shot.  Or if you made her suckle it after the rubber had already been on and off.  What a pleasant aroma that is.  When I used to use the rubbers, it always repulsed me how bad they smell afterward.
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2013, 01:41:45 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:40:00 PM
It wasn't one of my best moments. I'm more disgusted with myself than anything else.

Keep your head up.  We're all proud of you.  The true measure of a man is how he reacts after facing such adversity. 
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2013, 01:42:13 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:40:00 PM
It wasn't one of my best moments. I'm more disgusted with myself than anything else.
Better report yourself to HR.    ;D
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2013, 01:45:54 PM »
So far, I have done a great job at avoiding that mess, even when I was single :D

But bro, don't shit where you eat.
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arce1988

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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2013, 01:53:31 PM »
  Follow your cock.
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2013, 01:58:47 PM »
Follow the rules of Don Draper.
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2013, 01:59:25 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:40:00 PM
It wasn't one of my best moments. I'm more disgusted with myself than anything else.

that's good.   self-disgust for those low moments is what separates people.

there are some who try to bullshit themselves about why they did what they did, during that walk of shame.  There are some folks who justify the terrible hangover with "hey, it's part of growing up".  There are some that always make excuses.


I admire people who get pissed at themselves when they mess up.  They own that shit.  Admirable.
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2013, 02:13:07 PM »
Didnt go. No alcohol and lack of hot women.  :(
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2013, 02:15:41 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:21:22 PM
Anyone do anything stupid this year?

I hooked up with a woman who reports to me and whose evaluation I have a hand in preparing. When I left her apartment on Friday morning we agreed the night never happened but we were still both buzzed and I feel like I haven't heard the last of this. Not looking forward to seeing her tomorrow.

When you see her tell her that you are gay and you thought that she was a transvestite, that should take care of the problem.
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arce1988

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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2013, 02:16:51 PM »
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When you see her, tell her that you are gay, and you thought that she was a transvestite. that should take care of the problem.

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I just spit my wine out!  :D ;D
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arce1988

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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #15 on: December 22, 2013, 04:59:07 PM »
 :D ;D
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #16 on: December 22, 2013, 05:08:10 PM »
Girlfriend had her work Xmas party at a Chinese restaurant last night. I tagged along due to the food being comped by her company. As soon as our plates were clear, we said our goodbyes and got the hell out of there. Both of us live by the motto "don't shit where you eat". We keep our work and personal life separate.

Food was a 5/10 at best
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #17 on: December 22, 2013, 06:58:01 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on December 22, 2013, 01:59:25 PM
that's good.   self-disgust for those low moments is what separates people.

there are some who try to bullshit themselves about why they did what they did, during that walk of shame.  There are some folks who justify the terrible hangover with "hey, it's part of growing up".  There are some that always make excuses.


I admire people who get pissed at themselves when they mess up.  They own that shit.  Admirable.

x2. Rare among girls in particular these days, most are seemingly ok with being a ho
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #18 on: December 22, 2013, 06:59:34 PM »
where is cholo's pics
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #19 on: December 24, 2013, 08:30:01 PM »
Quote from: Cholo4Life on December 22, 2013, 01:45:02 PM
Sad part is, she's Jewish so I'm thinking of getting a little more on X-Mas Eve, when I know she won't have any plans, before I see the family on X-Mas Day.

I recognize this is a very bad idea.

That whole she's jewish thing might be the saving grace in this matter.  By all means, go for broke on X-mas eve.  Mention Jesus' name often while your fucking her especially when your fucking her mouth.  When you pull the rubber off and bust nut on and/or about her, get some on the face and using your cock make the seamen cross on her forehead.
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #20 on: December 24, 2013, 11:34:55 PM »
   :D ;D
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #21 on: December 25, 2013, 01:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Johnny Falcon on December 22, 2013, 06:59:34 PM
where is cholo's pics
I usually just go and check the room for fat ass hoes, take in a couple of drinks. If no girls fit the bill then I just walk out the side door early.
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Re: Office Holiday Parties
« Reply #22 on: December 25, 2013, 11:40:29 AM »
Quote from: MichaelScottDM on December 22, 2013, 05:08:10 PM
Girlfriend had her work Xmas party at a Chinese restaurant last night. I tagged along due to the food being comped by her company. As soon as our plates were clear, we said our goodbyes and got the hell out of there. Both of us live by the motto "don't shit where you eat". We keep our work and personal life separate.

Food was a 5/10 at best
This, "Don't shit where you eat"!
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