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What to get a man for Vday
« on: January 25, 2010, 09:16:58 AM »
Okay I'm stuck...

What do I get the boyfriend for Valentine's Day. He is not a bodybuilder but does workout...I was going to order him some yummy steaks and seafood from Omaha Steak Company..now mind you I will be flying back from San Diego that day and he is picking me up at the airport so it will have to be something I can order...

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 09:17:58 AM »
Okay I'm stuck...

What do I get the boyfriend for Valentine's Day. He is not a bodybuilder but does workout...I was going to order him some yummy steaks and seafood from Omaha Steak Company..now mind you I will be flying back from San Diego that day and he is picking me up at the airport so it will have to be something I can order...
you said you have a kid...from a divorce?

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 09:18:32 AM »
yes I have a child and the father and I were never married

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 09:19:09 AM »
yes I have a child and the father and I were never married

Smart man.

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2010, 09:19:15 AM »
whats this CalvinH and Chaos are hot?

 >:( >:( >:(

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2010, 09:19:37 AM »
but you separated and now you re with a new "boyfriend" right?  How old are you again?

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2010, 09:21:27 AM »
okay if you want details...

Father and I split in 2006...I just started dating August of 2009..she has only met one person. Im 40

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2010, 09:26:05 AM »
whats this CalvinH and Chaos are hot?

 >:( >:( >:(

they are

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2010, 09:26:21 AM »
A nice meal and a blowjob will do.


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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2010, 09:27:41 AM »

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2010, 09:28:08 AM »

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Invite Johnny. If he doesn't get along with your BF, he'll be ready to satisfy your needs. Win-Win situation. JNN is a generous man.

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2010, 09:30:39 AM »
Invite Johnny. If he doesn't get along with your BF, he'll be ready to satisfy your needs. Win-Win situation. JNN is a generous man.

what if johnny happens to be more interested into pleasuring the man ?

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2010, 09:31:09 AM »
A Dozen Syntha-6 strawberry protein shakes.

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #14 on: January 25, 2010, 09:31:29 AM »
okay boys Im being serious..I get it blowjob okay..but what else not sure if I will want to go out because I will be traveling all day from San Diego to Providence..

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #15 on: January 25, 2010, 09:33:50 AM »
okay boys Im being serious..I get it blowjob okay..but what else not sure if I will want to go out because I will be traveling all day from San Diego to Providence..

what about you ask him instead of us? ever heard of communication?

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #16 on: January 25, 2010, 09:34:50 AM »
what if johnny happens to be more interested into pleasuring the man ?

That's the idea. Either way, someone will get some.

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #17 on: January 25, 2010, 09:35:02 AM »
have you heard the element of surprise....he will say he would'nt want a thing

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #18 on: January 25, 2010, 09:36:28 AM »
what if johnny happens to be more interested into pleasuring the man ?

sorry, i'm really not into dudes

seriously, if i was into dudes i would have been dead by now from AIDS

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #19 on: January 25, 2010, 09:38:09 AM »
I hope for him that a blowjob is not a surprise.That should be a daily thing. For a sexualgift, buy some lubricants and.....I think you catch my drift.

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #20 on: January 25, 2010, 09:39:01 AM »
have you heard the element of surprise....he will say he would'nt want a thing

if you truly knew him you would already know without needing to ask us or him what he would like at the moment.

Also the whole idea of buying some material goods cause "everyone does it" / "you have to do it" is a clear sign you re both morons. You re 40 yo..have a "boyfriend"...and feel like you have to buy him a "gift" for "valentine day"... for fuck sake... serious immaturity here.

Gifts dont mean shit especially in our modern societies, you dont buy feelings or make em magically strong and genuine through material goods.

You both sound like extremly shallow individuals.


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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #21 on: January 25, 2010, 09:39:26 AM »
of course its not a surprise..DUH im 40 not 22..Im smart enough to know how to keep a man happy

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #22 on: January 25, 2010, 09:40:54 AM »
of course its not a surprise..DUH im 40 not 22..Im smart enough to know how to keep a man happy

" i'm smart enough to know how to keep a man happy"

TRANSLATION:

"i know how to massage a Prostate"

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #23 on: January 25, 2010, 09:41:13 AM »
of course its not a surprise..DUH im 40 not 22..Im smart enough to know how to keep a man happy
yeah, like you kept the father of your child "happy"?

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Re: What to get a man for Vday
« Reply #24 on: January 25, 2010, 09:43:27 AM »
yeah, like you kept the father of your child "happy"?

maybe he did'nt keep me happy...or wanted something better for me and my daughter