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Title: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 04, 2006, 04:25:57 PM
I went to the race track last week to try their buffet and watch some horses run really fast. When I got a closer look at the beasts, I was impressed by their thin skin and ultra muscularity. You could see each muscle dancing and twitching in the light. Not to mention their hamstring and quad separation rivaled even that of Ronnie Coleman. As I watched them racing, a thought occured to me - you know, one of those headaches with pictures.


(http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/Lee_Priest_APT_shirt_ezr.jpg)  (http://www.deere.com/en_US/ag/homestead/images/animals/2005/animals_how_to_buy_a_horse_l.jpg)


Since many of you are under the impression that pro bodybuilders are nothing without drugs, I was curious if this was the case with race horses. I mean, if humans use steroids intended for race horses, surely those same drugs would have a substantial effect on those they are intended for. After all, horses and pros are both large creatures with substantial muscle and excessive hormones coursing through them.


(http://theora.com/images/Race%20Horse.jpg)   (http://digilander.libero.it/gruppociak/dy75.jpg)



Do horses also lose most of their size when they cycle off of steroids?



(http://www.guidehorse.org/images/twink2a_web.jpg)   (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=224577.0;attach=263240;image)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: davidpaul on August 04, 2006, 04:27:06 PM
lol ;D
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: pobrecito on August 04, 2006, 04:27:25 PM
horses shoot up with winny before the race...not sure on dosage
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Ex Coelis on August 04, 2006, 04:53:25 PM
(http://www.middlehamparkracing.net/Muratogelding1.jpg)   (http://www.geocities.com/lamotte123/34.jpg)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: pobrecito on August 04, 2006, 04:54:26 PM
(http://www.middlehamparkracing.net/Muratogelding1.jpg)   (http://www.geocities.com/lamotte123/34.jpg)
Dorian's forearm is bigger than Flavio's leg 8)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Rambone on August 04, 2006, 05:22:46 PM
Hahaha Flavio looks like a jockey on EQ
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Unchained81 on August 04, 2006, 06:07:50 PM
LOL!  I lost it when I saw the pic of TP and the pony!!!
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: onlyme on August 04, 2006, 10:32:45 PM
Equipose is awesome.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: The Freakshow on August 04, 2006, 10:36:04 PM
Horses can take much higher dosages!
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: french mistake on August 04, 2006, 10:59:59 PM
I think I read that Dorian ate that pony.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: dzulboy on August 04, 2006, 11:10:25 PM
ok  so until i saw that pic of tom prince up there i thought the claims of 170 -180 were nullshit   i think i believe them

and the only reason he is 180 is the size of his damn head   good lord
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Rhino on August 05, 2006, 01:42:01 AM
ok  so until i saw that pic of tom prince up there i thought the claims of 170 -180 were nullshit   i think i believe them

and the only reason he is 180 is the size of his damn head   good lord

you mean, that guy used to be Tom Prince?
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Rhino on August 05, 2006, 01:46:11 AM
I went to the race track last week to try their buffet and watch some horses run really fast. When I got a closer look at the beasts, I was impressed by their thin skin and ultra muscularity. You could see each muscle dancing and twitching in the light. Not to mention their hamstring and quad separation rivaled even that of Ronnie Coleman. As I watched them racing, a thought occured to me - you know, one of those headaches with pictures.


(http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/Lee_Priest_APT_shirt_ezr.jpg)  (http://www.deere.com/en_US/ag/homestead/images/animals/2005/animals_how_to_buy_a_horse_l.jpg)

As if anyone would go for a power walk in their posing trunks. And gyms doin't allow you to work out with no shirt. 


Since many of you are under the impression that pro bodybuilders are nothing without drugs, I was curious if this was the case with race horses. I mean, if humans use steroids intended for race horses, surely those same drugs would have a substantial effect on those they are intended for. After all, horses and pros are both large creatures with substantial muscle and excessive hormones coursing through them.


(http://www.horsemanpro.com/images/Horse2/racehorse.jpg)   (http://digilander.libero.it/gruppociak/dy75.jpg)



Do horses also lose most of their size when they cycle off of steroids?



(http://www.guidehorse.org/images/twink2a_web.jpg)   (http://www.maxmusclevenice.com/Tom%20Prince.jpg)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: TheGoldenPrince on August 05, 2006, 01:56:03 AM
Tom Prince looking fantastic back in the day...
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: J. Chimpo on August 05, 2006, 04:27:09 AM
I think Race horses has health insurance in their contracts ;D
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2006, 05:43:39 AM
do race horses get advil when something hurts?
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: ether on August 05, 2006, 06:06:40 AM
Funniest shit i've seen on here in a long time.

If chris cormier was a horse, would he still be hospitalized for a skin infection?
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2006, 06:19:16 AM
Funniest shit i've seen on here in a long time.

If chris cormier was a horse, would he still be hospitalized for a skin infection?

if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be in the hospital.
1. horses don't go to hospitals, they are normally visited by a doc.
2. and more important, horses don't slip and injure themselves because they pay atteintion to their phone.

conclusion: if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be checking out 'chicks' in the first place, so he wouldn't be in hospital.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: buffbodz on August 05, 2006, 07:15:11 AM
Big races test horses for drugs like any other sanctioned athletic body.  It's not official till the piss test.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/horse_racing/4312009.stm
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: ether on August 05, 2006, 09:33:40 AM
if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be in the hospital.
1. horses don't go to hospitals, they are normally visited by a doc.
2. and more important, horses don't slip and injure themselves because they pay atteintion to their phone.

conclusion: if cormier was a horse he wouldn't be checking out 'chicks' in the first place, so he wouldn't be in hospital.

If cormier was a horse he'd either be:

1) Contributing to about 30 bottles of elmers glue
2) Shot
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: DK II on August 05, 2006, 10:10:08 AM
If cormier was a horse he'd either be:

1) Contributing to about 30 bottles of elmers glue
2) Shot

lol
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Big N on August 05, 2006, 10:23:41 AM
lol aw man this is 1 crazy thread bro
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: alexxx on August 05, 2006, 10:43:30 AM
I would name my horse Diesel in honor of Dorian. Imagine the monster of a beast that beauty would be...
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: 240 is Back on August 05, 2006, 10:44:20 AM
'yates' sounds like he'd be a pretty badass horse.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: ether on August 05, 2006, 01:44:15 PM
Do you think Levrone could beat a horse in a race?

Remember when he raced that sprinter???
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: alexxx on August 05, 2006, 04:21:12 PM
Bodybuilder wins since he masters the horse!

(http://www.schwarzenegger.it/gallery/gallery4/fg259.jpg)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: NarcissisticDeity on August 05, 2006, 05:23:23 PM
Steve Reeves rasied champion Morgan horses .
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Captain Equipoise on August 05, 2006, 06:33:40 PM
Equipose is awesome.

OH HELL YEAH!!! :)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: titusisback on August 05, 2006, 07:26:16 PM
(http://www.middlehamparkracing.net/Muratogelding1.jpg)   (http://www.geocities.com/lamotte123/34.jpg)

Did anyone notice the creepy dude behind Flavio, tasting his anus?
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Ex Coelis on September 01, 2006, 08:42:47 PM
bump for glue

(http://bodybuilding.com/fun/big/2006/2006europa211.jpg)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Alex23 on September 02, 2006, 07:03:06 PM
(http://www.middlehamparkracing.net/Muratogelding1.jpg)   (http://www.geocities.com/lamotte123/34.jpg)

God.. this is embarassing... where did you find these ?
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Alex23 on September 02, 2006, 07:06:40 PM
Did anyone notice the creepy dude behind Flavio, tasting his anus?
Dude... that's good.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: SteelePegasus on September 02, 2006, 07:19:18 PM
Horses are smarter and are usually better prepared
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Gordon_Gekko on September 03, 2006, 07:07:21 AM
Did anyone notice the creepy dude behind Flavio, tasting his anus?

Yeah, that is creepy. And in the photo Flavio took with Lou, I'm sure he had to pay a lot more than the usual $20 to convince him to take a photo with such ominous overtones - one man clad only in posing trunks, hosting up another smaller man who is barefoot and wearing only a skimpy pair of shorts. There's no telling how much Flavio had to pay Big Lou to take that kind of picture with him.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Faust on September 03, 2006, 07:13:16 AM
Horses make more money and get more "pussy".

They're usually more carefull with horses as well.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Adam Empire on September 03, 2006, 09:05:43 AM
Is this what happens when they use too much GH?

Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: SteelePegasus on September 03, 2006, 04:48:45 PM
Is this what happens when they use too much GH?



only the women, that has to be 8 inches
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Ex Coelis on July 22, 2008, 10:26:34 PM
(http://www.kalliston.org/centaur.jpg)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Rami on July 22, 2008, 11:11:20 PM
I'll eat them other than that I don't care about horses.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: jtsunami on July 22, 2008, 11:34:49 PM
Levrone in his prime probably could beat a horse in a sprint, that video is on youtube, I think he race ben johnson or something, almost beat him too.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: gordiano on July 23, 2008, 12:55:24 AM
How did I miss this gem  ???.......LMAO!
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Get Rowdy on July 23, 2008, 01:02:19 AM
Combining bodybuilding and horse racing would be great.  Imagine Jay Cutler, Dennis Wolf and Phil Heath running around a track chasing a trophy.  That would get some TV time :o
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: gordiano on July 23, 2008, 02:00:54 AM
Combining bodybuilding and horse racing would be great.  Imagine Jay Cutler, Dennis Wolf and Phil Heath running around a track chasing a trophy.  That would get some TV time :o

Better yet, chasing a fucking needle.... ;)
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: Method101 on July 23, 2008, 03:37:59 AM
Yeah, that is creepy. And in the photo Flavio took with Lou, I'm sure he had to pay a lot more than the usual $20 to convince him to take a photo with such ominous overtones - one man clad only in posing trunks, hosting up another smaller man who is barefoot and wearing only a skimpy pair of shorts. There's no telling how much Flavio had to pay Big Lou to take that kind of picture with him.
I think lou did that shot for free.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: LatsMcGee on July 23, 2008, 03:40:56 AM
Horses and Bodybuilders have a lot in common.  They both are on drugs and they both take it up the ass but horses make more money.  New career option for DA perhaps.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: kyomu on July 23, 2008, 07:18:48 AM
Finaly, Wendy is the best.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: tommywishbone on July 23, 2008, 07:33:19 AM
The horses generally smell better.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 23, 2008, 07:35:28 AM
Quote
you know, one of those headaches with pictures.

u watch wayy 2 much futurama
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: stuntmovie on July 23, 2008, 08:36:52 AM
Had a friend in Kentucky who worked on one of those therobred horse farms where the horses would be auctioned off at an event somewhat similar to a bodybuilding contest.

Seriously !

The horses would be brought out individually and stand in various poses - front, side, and back. And then the bids would start and one by one, they'd be auctioned off to the highest bidder.

I asked my friend how these horses got so muscular he said, "Wait around and I'll show you the 'med center' in the back". BTW - My friend had just won two state bodybuilding championships within the past 12 months.

When we reached the "med center" he opened one of the refrigerated lockers and showed me stacks and stacks of steroids - Equipose being the only one I can actually recall.

"Equipose works great. That's what the horses are on and it's real clean for human usage too! Wanna shot?!" And then he started counting the supply with his foot and galloped around the room a bit.

How popular is "Equi" today? Anyone know? Must  be a lot around since the horses stopped using it.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: rccs on July 23, 2008, 09:42:51 AM
http://br.youtube.com/watch?v=AYX2EWK4QWo

Levrone was really fast for a 280 pounds bber... Probably most guys here underestimate some bbers physical capabilities... Kevin running that fast could also box really fast, probably... considering his huge arms...
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: knny187 on July 23, 2008, 09:57:20 AM
eq was the popular one back in the days....not too popular these days although it does work well.

There's guys still using it when they can get their hands on it
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: DK II on July 24, 2008, 04:30:22 AM
Finaly, Wendy is the best.


Shit, imagine walking a dog like this to the park.
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: bigdumbbell on July 24, 2008, 04:36:14 AM
I went to the race track last week to try their buffet and watch some horses run really fast. When I got a closer look at the beasts, I was impressed by their thin skin and ultra muscularity. You could see each muscle dancing and twitching in the light. Not to mention their hamstring and quad separation rivaled even that of Ronnie Coleman. As I watched them racing, a thought occured to me - you know, one of those headaches with pictures.


(http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/Lee_Priest_APT_shirt_ezr.jpg)  (http://www.deere.com/en_US/ag/homestead/images/animals/2005/animals_how_to_buy_a_horse_l.jpg)


Since many of you are under the impression that pro bodybuilders are nothing without drugs, I was curious if this was the case with race horses. I mean, if humans use steroids intended for race horses, surely those same drugs would have a substantial effect on those they are intended for. After all, horses and pros are both large creatures with substantial muscle and excessive hormones coursing through them.


(http://theora.com/images/Race%20Horse.jpg)   (http://digilander.libero.it/gruppociak/dy75.jpg)



Do horses also lose most of their size when they cycle off of steroids?



(http://www.guidehorse.org/images/twink2a_web.jpg)   (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=224577.0;attach=263240;image)
LOL
Title: Re: Race Horses vs. Pro Bodybuilders
Post by: CalvinH on July 24, 2008, 07:03:28 AM
Secretariat was shredded.