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Amerian Muscle

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bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« on: April 28, 2024, 11:42:01 PM »
I prohibit my wife from using plastic bottles and tap water while she is possibly pregnant. What else to do? Glass baby bottles? What material to use for the tip of the bottle? I read silicone may be less horrible

Thoughts?
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2024, 12:26:50 AM »
Silicon in the member will make it bigger. Just ask Rich Piana's ex wife.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2024, 03:17:05 AM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 28, 2024, 11:42:01 PM
I prohibit my wife from using plastic bottles and tap water while she is possibly pregnant. What else to do? Glass baby bottles? What material to use for the tip of the bottle? I read silicone may be less horrible

Thoughts?
As kids we drank straight from the garden hose - lol!

There's all kinds of shit everywhere. Even in a glass of water...

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IroNat

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2024, 04:14:59 AM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 28, 2024, 11:42:01 PM
I prohibit my wife from using plastic bottles and tap water while she is possibly pregnant. What else to do? Glass baby bottles? What material to use for the tip of the bottle? I read silicone may be less horrible

Thoughts?

Tap water has "forever chemicals" in it.

Bottled water has plastic in it.

There is no escape.

Breast feed your kid.



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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2024, 05:42:02 AM »
BPA made OP gay
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2024, 05:50:12 AM »
They are now saying boiling water removes nearly all microplastics. They also say filters help. I do not boil my drinking water but I do filter all my water.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2024, 05:52:15 AM »
Quote from: bhank on April 29, 2024, 05:50:12 AM
They are now saying boiling water removes nearly all microplastics. They also say filters help. I do not boil my drinking water but I do filter all my water.

You should filter that "mind" of yours, shitass maroon that you are.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2024, 05:54:23 AM »
I’m on well but have a whole house RO system which is great and all for water quality, but my plumbing is plastic as well as the 500 gallon tank holding the water. Then I fill up a stainless steel gallon jug, but the top is plastic. Can’t get away from plastic entirely which sucks. I firmly believe plastic and Getbig has made me gayer over the years.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2024, 06:48:15 AM »
Penis size is increasing actually:

https://wjmh.org/search.php?where=aview&id=10.5534/wjmh.220203&code=2074WJMH&vmode=FULL

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Seventy-five studies published between 1942 and 2021 were evaluated including data from 55,761 men. The pooled mean length estimates were flaccid length: 8.70 cm (95% CI, 8.16–9.23), stretched length: 12.93 cm (95% CI, 12.48–13.39), and erect length: 13.93 cm (95% CI, 13.20–14.65). All measurements showed variation by geographic region. Erect length increased significantly over time (QM=4.49, df=2, p=0.04) in several regions of the world and across all age groups, while no trends were identified in other penile size measurements. After adjusting for geographic region, subject age, and subject population; erect penile length increased 24% over the past 29 years.
     
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2024, 06:54:26 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 29, 2024, 05:54:23 AM
I’m on well but have a whole house RO system which is great and all for water quality, but my plumbing is plastic as well as the 500 gallon tank holding the water. Then I fill up a stainless steel gallon jug, but the top is plastic. Can’t get away from plastic entirely which sucks. I firmly believe plastic and Getbig has made me gayer over the years.


No way.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2024, 06:57:41 AM »
Put the boy on a small dose of Dianabol or Andro Gel. If the law comes around, just tell them you're Polish or something, and don't understand American customs. In the meantime, he could be raking in that Lil Hercules money -

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2024, 07:12:19 AM »
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2024, 08:03:43 AM »
Your wife is pregnant and you want to divorce her?

You are in a bad situation pal.
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2024, 09:06:30 AM »
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2024, 09:12:58 AM »
Quote from: Dave D on April 29, 2024, 08:03:43 AM
Your wife is pregnant and you want to divorce her?

You are in a bad situation pal.
She is still not, that is why I think I should have taken a younger one. I never used steroids but probably decades of BPA and other safe and effective items reduced my firepower.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #15 on: April 29, 2024, 09:16:02 AM »
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #16 on: April 29, 2024, 09:31:22 AM »
We may have isolated the cause of the trans epidemic right here


Given: BPA + OP = LGBT

BPA + OP - LGBT = 0

BPA - LGBT + OP = 0

T(BP - LG) = -OP

Solve for T by dividing both sides by (BP - LG):

T = -OP / (BP - LG)


(yes I'm bored)
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #17 on: April 29, 2024, 10:26:42 AM »
Im in a Chinese restaurant. Ordered bottled spring water. They brought it to me without a cap. Nearly took a sip. Noticed cap was missing. May be tap water in the bottle. Never trust anyone. Swiftly poured it back in the bottle and exchanged it for a closed bottle.
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #18 on: April 29, 2024, 10:36:24 AM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 09:12:58 AM
She is still not, that is why I think I should have taken a younger one. I never used steroids but probably decades of BPA and other safe and effective items reduced my firepower.

Get a vasectomy but don't tell her.  Better hurry before you're really f*cked.
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #19 on: April 29, 2024, 10:38:49 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on April 29, 2024, 10:36:24 AM
Get a vasectomy but don't tell her.  Better hurry before you're really f*cked.
are you crazy? The goal is to polute the gene pool with my genes
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #20 on: April 29, 2024, 10:46:14 AM »
I think nearly all forms of sexual deviance and dysfunction can be traced back to bpa, microplastic, xenoestrogens
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Amerian Muscle

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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #21 on: April 29, 2024, 10:48:21 AM »
Quote from: ProudVirgin69 on April 29, 2024, 06:48:15 AM
Penis size is increasing actually:

https://wjmh.org/search.php?where=aview&id=10.5534/wjmh.220203&code=2074WJMH&vmode=FULL
     
self reported or otherwise doctored numbers to keep the masses docile
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #22 on: April 29, 2024, 10:51:55 AM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 10:26:42 AM
Im in a Chinese restaurant. Ordered bottled spring water. They brought it to me without a cap. Nearly took a sip. Noticed cap was missing. May be tap water in the bottle. Never trust anyone. Swiftly poured it back in the bottle and exchanged it for a closed bottle.

Can’t be too careful. Trust no one. Especially chinamen.
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Amerian Muscle

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« Reply #23 on: April 29, 2024, 10:53:09 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on April 29, 2024, 10:51:55 AM
Can’t be too careful. Trust no one. Especially chinamen.
indeed especially them.
The food is probly pure poison too
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Re: bpa, plastic and birth control pills in the water are the cause of small members
« Reply #24 on: April 29, 2024, 12:20:25 PM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 29, 2024, 09:12:58 AM
She is still not, that is why I think I should have taken a younger one. I never used steroids but probably decades of BPA and other safe and effective items reduced my firepower.

I don’t drink coffee and have never had a c-section, so I totally understand your concern.

It’s likely best for you not to even think about having children, what if you sperm is covered in layer of BPA’s (think of a dolphin with the plastic bottle packaging wrapped around its nose in the ocean) and it impregnates your wife? You don’t want her to give birth to a dolphin do you?
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