Damn....I'm dying of curiosity to know who Old School Trainer is. Obviously has to be someone who knew me when I still lived in Jersey.....which was up until '98. And most likely would have to be someone I worked with at the ole Holiday Spa, which is what it was called until they got bought out by Bally's. Hmm, who could it be?? You'd better tell me soon Bro, or it's gonna drive me absolutely crazy!
As far as the quotes go, I'll own up to the first 3, but can't take credit for the last one....must've been somebody else. And I have to credit my manager at Holiday Spa, a super cool older dude named Barry Bowe, for the first one. See, I was feeling guilty about trying to f_ck one of the aerobic instructors there cuz she was still a senior in high school, and I was already out of college. Barry looks at me with this incredulous look on his face, and says, "Are you f_ckin' crazy? She's a senior in highschool, for Chrissakes! She's gonna be f_ckin' somebody soon, if she's not already. Might as well be you, instead of some highschool punk, right??"
......Truly a classic quote, and I would be remiss if I took credit for that one myself....
