Thankfully you were in the vicinity to assist them.

What kind of truck was it?

Casting Ugly Minorities is doing us a favor.

It'd be much worst if this shit was based on good ideas and was actually good.

That being said if it's a modern day Romeo and Juliet it'd make perfect sense.

A race swap actually makes sense in the context of a race war between two families, provided she was actually hot.

Can't wait until they make Helen of Troi a cheeseburger walrus.

The megalomaniacal view you have of yourself is fucking hilarious.

When you arrived... what a hero. Were you dispatched to help these hapless mercenaries. Of course they didn't know anything at all about the law, to hear you tell it they don't even know what a tree is without you gracefully decending into their lives. Where would they be without the smartest know-it-all in the room? I'm sure they'd still be staring at that tree. Tapeworm: the hero of Hazard County.

LOL, you're such a dumbfuck. If it wasn't for your superior tactical knowledge and inherent survival ability, im sure these uncomprehending mercenaries would have taken you out. But like Rambo running through Sheriff Will Teasels deputies in the backwoods of the Pacific North West, they're only alive to tell the story because you allowed it, then, after saving them from a tree, you carried on, proceeding to be the hero (of your own telling) in the next, otherwise, banal
and unremarkable interaction of your everyday existence.

Even more pathetic was this juiced dude at my gym. He was like 6'4'', around 250 pounds and when we discussed the mask mandates he said he wore one to supermarkets because he didn't want to get into trouble with the security and wanted to shop in peace lol. Lots of ''big tough'' guys from gyms tucked their tails between their legs back then.. That was very pathetic and disappointing to witness. Acting all rough and tough on social media didn't translate well into real life 

Can't believe people voted for this crazy bitch again, after she stole and cheated them.