She should have her face shoved into a fat sweaty hairy italian man's buttcrack while he has the runs and then toss her down a flight of stairs. If she gets up after this, douse her in tar and oil and feathers, suspend her on a cable from a crane, parade her down main street, and drop her into an open sewer. If she climbs back out, re apply the tar and feathers, place her into one of those circus cannons, and launch her into the sea in the direction of the farellon islands