I officially challenge Adam to a Cage Fight...

[The Squadfather]

you sir are a ruffian.

[SS]

oh brother another cage fighter

[Rearden Metal]

Alright here's my contribution to the thread:

I'll give 5-1 that this fight doesn't happen by this time next year, up to $500.00

To clarify, I'm betting $2500 to win $500. My position is the fight will not happen.

This is an easy chance for Adam Abelas to make $2500, which will easily cover his flight costs, hotel and food for a weekend, and pocket a few bucks in the process. All he has to do is make the wager, then show up and fight.

Only stipulation I have is the fight must go either to stoppage or full 3 rounds with decision.

I'll take the bet once, first taker.

[The True Adonis]

According to the Code Duella, circa 1777, as lain and defined by Roscommon:

I am entitled to choose the method of our duel as well as the location since I am the challenged.  Here I shall cite Rule 16 and Rule 17:

Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.


I would rather select a more sporting method in which to resolve the offense.  How about a multi-faceted test of wit, intellect and body?

[The Showstoppa]

I vote you guys go this route.  Is that MindSpin on the porch?

[njflex]

According to the Code Duella, circa 1777, as lain and defined by Roscommon:

I am entitled to choose the method of our duel as well as the location since I am the challenged.  Here I shall cite Rule 16 and Rule 17:

Rule 16. The challenged has the right to choose his own weapon, unless the challenger gives his honor he is no swordsman; after which, however, he can decline any second species of weapon proposed by the challenged.

Rule 17. The challenged chooses his ground; the challenger chooses his distance; the seconds fix the time and terms of firing.


I would rather select a more sporting method in which to resolve the offense.  How about a multi-faceted test of wit, intellect and body?

as usual a sigmund freud response  

[rocket]

If only all the ppl who wear tap out gear looked like this.

What.. like dirty skanks?  You're in the neighbourhood, you'll find plenty of that ilk hanging out outside the Hyperdome

[chester_bbb]

Okay, Pride rules WITH elbows....Let's go TA!!!!

How's about head butts, eye gouging and groin shots.

[Tre]

...UFC rules.  You pic the place/time.  Let's brawl bro...

Can I see your TapOut shirt?

[The True Adonis]

as usual a sigmund freud response  

As usual?  Have you no decency?  That is an egregious assertion and I demand that you forego any such future false charaterization.  Especially without knowing its entire meaning.  This unfitting faux pas certainly outlines that you are no better than an ass or the straw it lays upon.

[The Showstoppa]

[The True Adonis]

Since I get to choose the modus operandi,  I am proposing a three part challenge.

1st- The wit is to be tested.   This can be carried out on GETBIG in which an alternate target is picked for the proverbial "owning".  Then, Mindspin and I are to begin hurling insults and other revilements until the alternate target culminates in a MELTDOWN.  The surrounding GETBIGGERS then can charged with the task of clearly judging whose efficacy was the contributing factor to the eventual MELTDOWN. 

2nd- Intellect is to be tested.  An essay is to be written on a total of five questions that shall be derived from a body of Getbiggers.  They will select five questions in which we will then expound upon.  Accuracy, language and pertinence will determine the victor.  This will also be judged accordingly by the panel who selects the question.


3rd- The body is to be tested.  We are to video tape a one mile run in its entirety and subsequently place it on YOUTUBE.  The one with the quickest time to finish shall be declared the winner.


The winner of two challenges will be declared the victor in which a formal apology will result and the matter then passed over in cordial agreement.

If you choose not to accept this challenge then we shall be at an impasse and an alternate challenge will be issued in due course.

[The Squadfather]

hahahahahaa, classic.

1st- The wit is to be tested.   This can be carried out on GETBIG in which an alternate target is picked for the proverbial "owning".  Then, Mindspin and I are to begin hurling insults and other revilements until the alternate target culminates in a MELTDOWN.  The surrounding GETBIGGERS then can charged with the task of clearly judging whose efficacy was the contributing factor to the eventual MELTDOWN. 

[Rearden Metal]

At what point is the courage tested? Let me guess, never.

[nycbull]

I don't know who our Secretary is and where he keeps the fight schedule but if you take a look at it you will find there are three or more challenges ahead of you. I know for sure there is at least; Milos and Squadfather, Matt Duvall and Squadfather and onlyme and Squadfather. There are probably more that I am not aware of.

If you to want to be moved up on the list you must speak to whoever is in charge at once.

[Rearden Metal]

I'm pretty sure I'd rather see Abelas get slaughtered then watch a bunch of fat peeps mud wrestle.

[Spread Eagle II]

i'll suck every cock thrown my way,

but adonis you are seriously a fucking fag.

[affy]

Since I get to choose the modus operandi,  I am proposing a three part challenge.

1st- The wit is to be tested.   This can be carried out on GETBIG in which an alternate target is picked for the proverbial "owning".  Then, Mindspin and I are to begin hurling insults and other revilements until the alternate target culminates in a MELTDOWN.  The surrounding GETBIGGERS then can charged with the task of clearly judging whose efficacy was the contributing factor to the eventual MELTDOWN. 

2nd- Intellect is to be tested.  An essay is to be written on a total of five questions that shall be derived from a body of Getbiggers.  They will select five questions in which we will then expound upon.  Accuracy, language and pertinence will determine the victor.  This will also be judged accordingly by the panel who selects the question.


3rd- The body is to be tested.  We are to video tape a one mile run in its entirety and subsequently place it on YOUTUBE.  The one with the quickest time to finish shall be declared the winner.


The winner of two challenges will be declared the victor in which a formal apology will result and the matter then passed over in cordial agreement.

If you choose not to accept this challenge then we shall be at an impasse and an alternate challenge will be issued in due course.

that sounds fair...mindspin is a smart guy

but...the owning thing would give you an unfair advantage...since he has kids, you'd most probably use that against him to make him meltdown.  It should be noted that you can only attack the other person, and not their family. 

[dr.chimps]

As usual?  Have you no decency?  That is an egregious assertion and I demand that you forego any such future false charaterization.  Especially without knowing its entire meaning.  This unfitting faux pas certainly outlines that you are no better than an ass or the straw it lays upon.

LOL. You turning into Foghorn Leghorn, now?

/i say, i say boy....who's responsible for this assault on my person?   

[Tre]

Yes, MindSpin and Special Ed are smart guys.

True Adonis is not.

[MindSpin]

cage fight...plain and simple. None of this other nonsense
I've already proven I can outsmart/wit Adam through real life accomplishments.
Let's have the first ever getbig cage fight...come on Adam LET'S GO!!!!!!

[Rearden Metal]

cage fight...plain and simple. None of this other nonsense
I've already proven I can outsmart/wit Adam through real life accomplishments.
Let's have the first ever getbig cage fight...come on Adam LET'S GO!!!!!!

I could probably make my bet 50-1 and still be +EV. No chance in hell this is ever happening.

[dr.chimps]

cage fight...plain and simple. None of this other nonsense
I've already proven I can outsmart/wit Adam through real life accomplishments.
Let's have the first ever getbig cage fight...come on Adam LET'S GO!!!!!!

Cage Fight!? That'll never work in a million years, Boy. 

*aside* Nice kid, that Mindspin, but as smart as a bag of wet mice.   

[MindSpin]

why not   Where does TA live?  This would be fun.  Hell I'll put $5,0000 down. If he KOs me or forced a tap it's his...

[warchild]

I'd be happy to contribute to a cash prize