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Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« on: September 01, 2012, 02:18:48 AM »
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house lastnight because I was going to go take her to a movie.  She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 12:15, which was in about 40 minutes.  I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty good time.  Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room.  Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her.  She starts telling me her dog died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey.  Holy shit, I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES!", (interrupting her mid-story).  She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care!  YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKIN GAME!"  I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall.  I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it.  

I start screaming every obscenity I know.  I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while trying to block the book (New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding) she threw at me.  She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done?  I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her.  I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2012, 02:22:11 AM »
It's not over.  Just let her cool down and in a few days you 2 will be back together.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2012, 02:25:49 AM »
if she's a whore she deserved it, if she's a good girl you're an asshole

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2012, 03:53:27 AM »
Buy her a new dog called pikachu.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2012, 04:00:53 AM »


seriously though...go kill yourself

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2012, 07:15:37 AM »
what forum did you steal that joke story from?

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2012, 07:19:57 AM »
Refuse to believe that any male who knows what a "shiny...whatever the fuck it is" would get within a mile of pussy he isn't paying cash up front for..

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2012, 07:21:04 AM »
it's a made up story.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2012, 07:21:34 AM »
Lol.. an obvious trolling, but anyway: she got what she deserved. If I'd be leveling on Lineage furiously, a bitch could tell me stories about all her relatives dying - I couldn't care less.. Bitch must wait till her time to speak comes, period.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2012, 07:21:49 AM »
This story is fucking win.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2012, 07:35:27 AM »
mods - please move this thread to the Misc, thank you.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2012, 07:42:48 AM »
You should be charged and forced to share a cell with a 350 black dude named Bubba just for making me click on this thread.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2012, 11:02:50 AM »
Just ignore her. She'll be back.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2012, 11:06:48 AM »
mods - please move this thread to the Misc, thank you.

Mods...please move this thread to the "OP is a Kunt" board, thank you.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2012, 11:07:59 AM »
Just ignore her. She'll be back.
And when she comes back, punch her in the face while screaming "I only hit you because I love you, see what you make me do!?"

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2012, 11:57:29 AM »
Okay, so my girlfriend was supposed to come over to my house lastnight because I was going to go take her to a movie.  She lives about 20 minutes away, and the movie we were supposed to see started at 12:15, which was in about 40 minutes.  I figured "cool, I'll just play Pokemon while I wait".

So I'm playing Pokemon, and having a pretty good time.  Anyway, she finally does show up, except she's crying as she walks into my room.  Instead of doing the right thing by comforting her, I half-focus on my game and her.  She starts telling me her dog died, and just as she was getting into it, I get into a random encounter in my game.

A shiny pidgey.  Holy shit, I stare into my screen in amazement, yelling "holy shit, YES!", (interrupting her mid-story).  She sobs more, and she starts to yell "You don't even fucking care!  YOU JUST WANT TO PLAY YOUR FUCKIN GAME!"  I'm still looking at my screen, still focusing on catching my shiny pidgey, when she walks over, and tosses the game against the wall.  I run over and pick up my DS hoping that nothing has changed on screen, and quickly notice that she broke it.  

I start screaming every obscenity I know.  I didn't know she was behind me, and apparently I backhanded her in the face while trying to block the book (New Encyclopedia of Modern Bodybuilding) she threw at me.  She yells out "FUCK YOU", and runs out of my house in tears.

What have I done?  I've fucked up so badly, and I need to know how to approach her.  I don't want a game of Pokemon to be responsible for ruining my best relationship ever.
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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2012, 11:57:48 AM »
Pics of her gaping asshole?

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2012, 12:32:37 PM »
Pokemon :D

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2012, 01:49:52 PM »
"Bro, Pokemon and Domestic Violence don't go hand in hand."

a true Pokemon player, if a woman did come over, would go all Jiggly-Puff on that ass.

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2012, 01:54:00 PM »
"Bro, Pokemon and Domestic Violence don't go hand in hand."

a true Pokemon player, if a woman did come over, would go all Jiggly-Puff on that ass.

hahaha!!! 

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2012, 02:16:11 PM »

That wasn't even funny?  Are we supposed to laugh?

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2012, 02:24:35 PM »
That wasn't even funny?  Are we supposed to laugh?

I'm certainly not...

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Re: Need Advice - Girlfriend!!!
« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2012, 02:28:29 PM »
hahaha!!! 
I posted this awhile ago, probably the funniest vid done about Pokemon
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