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Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« on: May 22, 2015, 06:13:30 AM »
Attention Quest Bar Company:
The new Quest Bar Chocolate Mint is god awful
Tastes like shit
Probably the worst flavor besides their dumb white chocolate
Tastes like a cheap bar from Walmart

Good job fucking up what could have been a great flavor
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #1 on: May 22, 2015, 06:36:14 AM »
You didn't care for it?

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #2 on: May 22, 2015, 07:04:00 AM »
I really liked it actually.

My go to quests are cookie dough, cookies n cream, and smores and mint

I eat like 4 per day and no im not proud of that.  They have low cals, but u end up wanting 6 of them after the first bite since they taste so good

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #3 on: May 22, 2015, 07:21:17 AM »
Duly Noted.  We'll discuss this in our next board meeting.

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #4 on: May 22, 2015, 07:47:56 AM »
You didn't care for it?
no

I really liked it actually.

My go to quests are cookie dough, cookies n cream, and smores and mint

I eat like 4 per day and no im not proud of that.  They have low cals, but u end up wanting 6 of them after the first bite since they taste so good
cookie dough is my fav
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2015, 08:13:51 AM »
I really liked it actually.

My go to quests are cookie dough, cookies n cream, and smores and mint

I eat like 4 per day and no im not proud of that.  They have low cals, but u end up wanting 6 of them after the first bite since they taste so good

Same here except I have yet to try the mint. I'll have to give it a whirl

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2015, 08:21:43 AM »
Same here except I have yet to try the mint. I'll have to give it a whirl

Its basically chocolate brownie flavor with the oreo cream bits in it (but those are mint flavor instead)

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2015, 08:26:48 AM »
Its basically chocolate brownie flavor with the oreo cream bits in it (but those are mint flavor instead)

Ooo me likey. Thanks

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2015, 08:30:05 AM »
Quest(forCock) is more like it, am I right?

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2015, 09:01:42 AM »
All the new flavors for the originals suck. Texture is not the same, just like some other team made them and stuck the name on it.
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2015, 09:05:00 AM »
Don't eat it.

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2015, 09:07:10 AM »
All mint does is fuck up chocolate.  It's like brushing your teeth and then biting a chocolate bar.

Anybody with a brain knows this, so the fault lies with the purchaser, not the company.
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2015, 09:09:40 AM »
Quest(forCock) is more like it, am I right?

I think you might have nailed down the true meaning of this thread. It's a covert homosexual meeting thread. Disgusting.  :-X

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2015, 09:18:56 AM »
All mint does is fuck up chocolate.  It's like brushing your teeth and then biting a chocolate bar.

Anybody with a brain knows this, so the fault lies with the purchaser, not the company.
then why does a thin mint cookie taste good??
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2015, 09:22:02 AM »
i can see two reasons

1 a manufacturer that only has to produce the best tasting mint cookie possible doesnt have to compromise but can use the best ingredients to combine without having to care about amount of protein/fat etc
2 most chocolate/cookie manufactories have decades of experience being experts in their fields


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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2015, 09:43:13 AM »
then why does a thin mint cookie taste good??

To those who do not carry the burden of cocklust, it does not.
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2015, 10:21:34 AM »
Attention Quest Bar Company:
The new Quest Bar Chocolate Mint is god awful
Tastes like shit
Probably the worst flavor besides their dumb white chocolate
Tastes like a cheap bar from Walmart

Good job fucking up what could have been a great flavor

I'm still waiting for a supplement bar that's semen flavored. No HOMO  :-\

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2015, 10:28:33 AM »
I hate mint and chocolate together....almost as much as I hate fruit and chocolate together. 

Everyone in my family goes gaga over Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies each year.  "Oh put em in the freezer and then eat em....they're awesome!!"

Nope, just tastes like cold crap then.

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2015, 10:30:40 AM »
Attention Quest Bar Company:
The new Quest Bar Chocolate Mint is god awful
Tastes like shit
Probably the worst flavor besides their dumb white chocolate
Tastes like a cheap bar from Walmart

Good job fucking up what could have been a great flavor

Dear Gene,

F**k off.

Sincerely,

Quest Bar Company


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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #19 on: May 22, 2015, 10:33:57 AM »
I'm still waiting for a supplement bar that's semen flavored. No HOMO  :-\

I can help you with that

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2015, 10:48:25 AM »
I hate mint and chocolate together....almost as much as I hate fruit and chocolate together. 

Everyone in my family goes gaga over Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies each year.  "Oh put em in the freezer and then eat em....they're awesome!!"

Nope, just tastes like cold crap then.

Pull  a Titus by putting  a cute girl scout in your freezer and then eat her. :o

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2015, 07:02:28 PM »
I hate mint and chocolate together....almost as much as I hate fruit and chocolate together. 

Everyone in my family goes gaga over Thin Mint Girl Scout cookies each year.  "Oh put em in the freezer and then eat em....they're awesome!!"

Nope, just tastes like cold crap then.

Their product suffers because no one wants to tell them the truth.  You'll be doing them a favor if you just tell the kid point blank that her cookies are no good.  They taste bad and she's being exploited by a profit motivated organization to push a product that no one would buy if it wasn't being shoved across the threshold by a child.  That she's been made a cog in the machine of capitalism.  Does she really believe this money train would stop rolling if she got hit by a bus or would they just install another little girl as a replacement?  Now that's what you should be thinking about, not about getting a pat on the head from a 'den mother.'  How is she in charge anyway?  You're in charge of your life!  Not some old cow who keeps all the money that you earned with your labor.  Free yourself from this suburban trudging cookie slavery!  Can't you see they're trying to indoctrinate you into a lifetime of this?  Escape now and take the other children with you.  At the next meeting, get up on your chair and shout RISE MY SISTERS!! THE REVOLUTION IS NOW!!

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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2015, 07:10:55 PM »
How are the cookie & cream ones?
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2015, 07:14:09 PM »
How are the cookie & cream ones?
i love them
I also like apple pie vanilla almond and choc brownie
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Re: Attn:Quest Bar Company-your new mint flavor sucks
« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2015, 07:14:36 PM »
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