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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 06:06:23 AM
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 27, 2013, 06:09:15 AM
Next stop: Remainder bin.
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Post by: lulu on March 27, 2013, 06:18:43 AM
the daily look at me thread   ::)

added bonus photo of dirty fat man

The Architecture of His Mind

Whose Mind ? LOL
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 27, 2013, 06:19:58 AM
Can you send us free copies?   ;D.
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Post by: IronMeister on March 27, 2013, 06:21:02 AM
No English version  :'( ?
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Post by: BigCyp on March 27, 2013, 06:22:59 AM
Congratulations my friend!
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Post by: chaos on March 27, 2013, 06:24:25 AM
And you'll cry when Ironmeiser shops that old mans dick in your hand. ::)
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 27, 2013, 06:28:16 AM
Are there kgb secrets revealed? 
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Post by: Kim Jong Bob on March 27, 2013, 06:30:11 AM
congrats sev, but thats a really boring cover =/
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Post by: Stark on March 27, 2013, 06:30:40 AM
lol @ writing the book in gypsie ;D
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Post by: BigCyp on March 27, 2013, 06:32:34 AM
lol @ writing the book in gypsie ;D

He might do a version in idiot if you ask nicely bro?
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 27, 2013, 06:38:55 AM
Sev, why are you selling your wheels? To pay the publishers?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gypsy-Caravan-ANTIQUE-Stove-Kitted-out-CLASSIC-Needs-TLC-RARE-FIND-Dry-Clean-/281075674132?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item41716a6c14



Seriously though, congrats man.. Writing ANY book is an achievement and a testament to hard work and dedication.
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Post by: Stark on March 27, 2013, 06:41:30 AM
He might do a version in idiot if you ask nicely bro?

I'm not interested in subhuman scum literature, I rather spend my time reading books of a much higher class and qualitative standard.
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Post by: BikiniSlut on March 27, 2013, 06:42:33 AM
the daily look at me thread   ::)

added bonus photo of dirty fat man

The Architecture of His Mind

Whose Mind ? LOL

This.

And no...you are not the first Getbigger to write a book and have it published.

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Post by: Stark on March 27, 2013, 06:43:19 AM
Sev, why are you selling your wheels? To pay the publishers?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Gypsy-Caravan-ANTIQUE-Stove-Kitted-out-CLASSIC-Needs-TLC-RARE-FIND-Dry-Clean-/281075674132?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item41716a6c14



Seriously though, congrats man.. Writing ANY book is an achievement and a testament to hard work and dedication.

Do you have to pay extra for the lice or are they included in the price?
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Post by: bigmc on March 27, 2013, 06:44:53 AM
Today I picked up the first couple of thousand copies fresh off the print. I am pictured with my editor which is also the president of the Writer's Union. Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D

by that sentence it appears you had to pay to have them printed

dont you have a distribution deal if not how are you going to sell them
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Post by: C-BuZz on March 27, 2013, 06:48:00 AM
Cover needs a picture of Tbombz. I'd cosider buying a copy if you make this happen.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 06:49:53 AM
by that sentence it appears you had to pay to have them printed

dont you have a distribution deal if not how are you going to sell them
I paid for everything myself. This way I keep all the profit. I almost made the mistake to have it published with the standard 10%
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 06:50:42 AM
Cover needs a picture of Tbombz. I'd cosider buying a copy if you make this happen.
;D maybe ironmaster could photoshop the pic with the cover
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Post by: Twaddle on March 27, 2013, 06:51:15 AM
You can write?  I thought all gypsies were illiterate?   ???    :D
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Post by: bigmc on March 27, 2013, 06:52:52 AM
I paid for everything myself. This way I keep all the profit. I almost made the mistake to have it published with the standard 10%

with all due respect that isnt having a book published anyone can do that

i assumes you had sent it to a publisher who picked it up and agreed to print

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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on March 27, 2013, 06:55:34 AM
That is actually a very big accomplishment.  Good job man.  Other than diet and workout books yours is probably the first getbigger book
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 06:56:35 AM
First I was offered a deal then refused and did it all myself....I am ok with it. The important thing is to get it outhere
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Post by: bigmc on March 27, 2013, 06:57:35 AM
First I was offered a deal then refused and did it all myself....I am ok with it. The important thing is to get it outhere

ok good luck with it

genuinely  :)
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Post by: dknole on March 27, 2013, 06:58:27 AM
what is the book about?
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Post by: SF1900 on March 27, 2013, 06:59:14 AM
what is the book about?
 

The Human Mind.  :o :o
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Post by: doison on March 27, 2013, 07:13:32 AM
Today I picked up the first couple of thousand copies fresh off the print. I am pictured with my editor which is also the president of the Writer's Union. Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D

I've written two.  

Your cover looks more professional though.
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Post by: BigCyp on March 27, 2013, 07:15:46 AM
BIg_Bob desperately fishing for Sev's attention to the sound of tumbleweed in this thread.
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Post by: Stark on March 27, 2013, 07:16:36 AM
BIg_Bob desperately fishing for Sev's attention to the sound of tumbleweed in this thread.

;D
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Post by: Stark on March 27, 2013, 07:19:25 AM
what is the book about?

Come on even if you don't speak Gypsie you can make out the title.

The Architecture of the mind
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Post by: Red Hook on March 27, 2013, 07:21:06 AM
- you need to spice up the cover possible add your picture
- translate to English
- start a blog around it
- convert to PDF or epub/ebook
- try to do some speaking engagements/seminars


congrats
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Post by: SF1900 on March 27, 2013, 07:23:21 AM
I wonder what insights Sev has discovered about the human mind that world renowned scientists have yes to discover.
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Post by: BigCyp on March 27, 2013, 07:23:47 AM
- you need to spice up the cover possible add your picture
- translate to English
- start a blog around it
- convert to PDF or epub/ebook
- try to do some speaking engagements/seminars


congrats


Maybe Ironmeister could do the cover?
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Post by: Stark on March 27, 2013, 07:24:40 AM
- you need to spice up the cover possible add your picture
- translate to English
- start a blog around it
- convert to PDF or epub/ebook
- try to do some speaking engagements/seminars


congrats


He is trying to give the book a certain "panasch" ;D
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 27, 2013, 07:26:38 AM
First I was offered a deal then refused and did it all myself....I am ok with it. The important thing is to get it outhere

By out here, do you mean in a 10 mile radius from your village or are you hoping to get to a crazy 50/60.
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 27, 2013, 07:28:19 AM
Most scholarly books look just like that.
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Post by: IronMeister on March 27, 2013, 07:28:47 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/16a9ylf.jpg)
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 07:28:54 AM
By out here, do you mean in a 10 mile radius from your village or are you hoping to get to a crazy 50/60.
I am happy with anything. I do this out.of love gor the human kind not money. But money is welcome
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 07:35:45 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/16a9ylf.jpg)
I can't see it. I hope it's good
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 07:38:01 AM
- you need to spice up the cover possible add your picture
- translate to English
- start a blog around it
- convert to PDF or epub/ebook
- try to do some speaking engagements/seminars


congrats

I have my pic on the backcover
I have my website
I already have it as a pdf
I have a 10 cities tour already
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Post by: kreator on March 27, 2013, 07:40:16 AM
musclecenter also wrote a book, but he eats dogs so he's not relevant
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Post by: Raymondo on March 27, 2013, 07:42:19 AM
I have my pic on the backcover
I have my website
I already have it as a pdf
I have a 10 cities tour already


Bahahahahahaa
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Post by: IronMeister on March 27, 2013, 07:45:14 AM
I can't see it. I hope it's good
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 27, 2013, 07:49:56 AM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/16a9ylf.jpg)
Now, that one will out-sell 50 Shades of Grey.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 07:52:09 AM
Hahaha I saved ut! Funny shit
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 27, 2013, 07:52:16 AM



Awesome pic!  
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 27, 2013, 07:55:18 AM
Now, that one will out-sell 50 Shades of Grey.

Sev' mind stimulating TBombz clitoris shaped hemorrhoids will leave many housewives wet beyond belief.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 07:55:41 AM
I've written two.  

Your cover looks more professional though.
cool...can you share what about?
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Post by: Archer77 on March 27, 2013, 07:58:21 AM
Today I picked up the first couple of thousand copies fresh off the print. I am pictured with my editor which is also the president of the Writer's Union. Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D

I've written a couple articles for historical journals but not a book.  Congrats, writing a book is hard. Is the book available in the states?
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Post by: doison on March 27, 2013, 07:58:50 AM
cool...can you share what about?

No reason to rain on your parade.  Enjoy your moment sunshine.
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Post by: deadz on March 27, 2013, 08:03:06 AM
Today I picked up the first couple of thousand copies fresh off the print. I am pictured with my editor which is also the president of the Writer's Union. Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D
All 50 pages of it. Will be a best seller no doubt. ::) Your poor parents still supporting an almost 40 yr old man boy, sad.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 08:03:21 AM
No reason to rain on your parade.  Enjoy your moment sunshine.
rain on my parade? We are shooting the shit Shakespeare  ... it's not a moment of glory
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Post by: doison on March 27, 2013, 08:07:02 AM
rain on my parade? We are shooting the shit Shakespeare  ... it's not a moment of glory

Now you're catching on.
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Post by: BigCyp on March 27, 2013, 08:08:33 AM
rain on my parade? We are shooting the shit Shakespeare  ... it's not a moment of glory

Hahaha
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Post by: noc on March 27, 2013, 08:11:58 AM
Do you keep it near your toilet?

Not so that you can read it whilst taking a shit, just in case there's nothing to wipe your arse with?
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Post by: BigCyp on March 27, 2013, 08:24:45 AM
Do you keep it near your toilet?

Not so that you can read it whilst taking a shit, just in case there's nothing to wipe your arse with?

From the looks of it, you could use a joke book next to the toilet for inspiration.
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 27, 2013, 08:25:17 AM
Is this thing going to be on sale on amazon?
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Post by: Radical Plato on March 27, 2013, 08:31:14 AM
Personally, I would upload the book to Piratebay, this is your best bet at the book being a success.  I am serious !
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Post by: Big N on March 27, 2013, 08:35:20 AM
I'm just here for the photoshops to happen  ;D
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 08:39:08 AM
Do you keep it near your toilet?

Not so that you can read it whilst taking a shit, just in case there's nothing to wipe your arse with?
See "noc", your first line was self explanatory .. and obviously good enough for a punchline. But no, you HAD to explain the joke so that ALL could "get it" hahaha

You made an unintentional funny  ;D
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Post by: BIG ACH on March 27, 2013, 08:39:35 AM

Whats your book about Sev?
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 08:40:00 AM
The book is in romanian.
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Post by: Coach is Back! on March 27, 2013, 08:43:57 AM
Great job, Sev. Maybe you can finally make out to So. Cal and enjoy our weather 8)
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Post by: Big N on March 27, 2013, 08:45:07 AM
The book is about the Romanian gypsies fleeing Russia.
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Post by: Tito24 on March 27, 2013, 08:52:49 AM
your book deserves a nice illustrated cover bro.

(http://images.angusrobertson.com.au/images/ar/97803807/9780380718078/0/0/plain/the-gods-of-eden.jpg)
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Post by: IronMeister on March 27, 2013, 09:24:53 AM
your book deserves a nice illustrated cover bro.

(http://i47.tinypic.com/96epll.jpg)
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 27, 2013, 09:28:15 AM
Vince will never be in that type of shape again, EVER
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Post by: Nordic Beast on March 27, 2013, 09:31:16 AM
CONGRATS Sev!

True getbigger through and through----Respect
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Post by: WOOO on March 27, 2013, 09:34:50 AM
I have my pic on the backcover
I have my website
I already have it as a pdf
I have a 10 cities tour already



English translation coming? Americans will buy it. They'll buy anything.
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Post by: bigmc on March 27, 2013, 09:54:17 AM
which 10 cities are you touring
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Post by: Nails on March 27, 2013, 09:57:58 AM
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 10:02:51 AM
which 10 cities are you touring
major romanian cities since he book is in romanian
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Post by: Soul Crusher on March 27, 2013, 10:05:33 AM
major romanian cities since he book is in romanian

You going to hypnotize women in order to bed them? 
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 27, 2013, 10:11:24 AM
You going to hypnotize women in order to bed them? 
no need to ... I reek testosterone
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Post by: bigmc on March 27, 2013, 11:14:48 AM
major romanian cities since he book is in romanian

are you saying there are ten major romanian cities

you will have your work cut out

1   Bucharest   Bucharest   1,677,985   11   Brăila   Brăila   168,389   
Timișoara

Iași
2   Cluj-Napoca   Cluj   309,136   12   Piteşti   Argeş   148,264
3   Timișoara   Timiş   303,708   13   Arad   Arad   147,992
4   Iași   Iaşi   263,410   14   Sibiu   Sibiu   137,026
5   Constanţa   Constanţa   254,693   15   Bacău   Bacău   133,460
6   Craiova   Dolj   243,765   16   Tārgu Mureş   Mureş   127,849
7   Galaţi   Galaţi   231,204   17   Baia Mare   Maramureş   114,925
8   Braşov   Braşov   227,961   18   Buzău   Buzău   108,384
9   Ploieşti   Prahova   197,542   19   Botoşani   Botoşani   100,899
10   Oradea   Bihor   183,123   20   Satu Mare   Satu Mare   94,948
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Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on March 27, 2013, 01:46:53 PM
Next stop: Remainder bin.

Are you saying that Sebastian's book fell dead-born from the vanity press, without reaching such distinction as even to excite a murmur among the zealots?
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Post by: Irongrip400 on March 27, 2013, 02:14:54 PM
First I was offered a deal then refused and did it all myself....I am ok with it. The important thing is to get it outhere

Are you going to promote it yourself too? That's why people go through publishers, they need someone to get it out on the shelves for them. Good luck though bro.
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Post by: syntaxmachine on March 27, 2013, 02:19:24 PM
Am I the first getbigger to write a book?  ;D

Nope.
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Post by: dr.chimps on March 27, 2013, 02:22:56 PM
Are you saying that Sebastian's book fell dead-born from the vanity press, without reaching such distinction as even to excite a murmur among the zealots?
Well, in the West, publishing houses have trimmed all fat regarding author tours; I can't imagine what it would be like to self-promote some conspiracy book in Romania. Probably be like trying to sell Bibles door-to-door during The Great Depression, like Ryan O'Neal in Paper Moon.  ;D
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Post by: Rami on March 27, 2013, 02:30:53 PM
can you give is some exciting excerpts from your book in english?
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Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on March 27, 2013, 02:32:45 PM


lolz
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Post by: Kahn.N.Singh on March 27, 2013, 03:49:45 PM
can you give is some exciting excerpts from your book in english?

Here's a review from an advance copy:

The book is divided into two sections separated by a color centerfold of the author arranged like Manet's Olympia (with Goodrum as the black servant girl). The first part argues for "a pandemonium Tbombz" architecture of the mind; the second part builds upon the first and proceeds to enumerate several ramifications the theory has on our understanding of deep internal states, which, as the author puts it, "are always in need of a fierce ramming."   
      Basically, the author understands the mind to mainly consist of many small agents, viz. Tbombz demons, who are always conjuring the direction of phallic objects into unusually deep and moist areas of awareness, with the most powerful and dominant Tbombz-demon influencing human agency. The cumupshot of his research is a triumph of arseparsimony; namely, that there is limited opportunity for cognition and human consciousness without deep tissue massage. Ultimately, the author's "pandemonium Tbombz architecture" dispels the notion of a "Cartesian Theater" with a "ghost in the machine," but instead gives powerful thrust to the possibility that the mind is like an isolated truck stop bathroom with a "host in the latrine," i.e., with a lot of horny Tbombz attendants.
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Post by: TrueGrit on March 27, 2013, 04:10:07 PM
Here's a review from an advance copy:

The book is divided into two sections separated by a color centerfold of the author arranged like Manet's Olympia (with Goodrum as the black servant). The first part argues for "a pandemonium Tbombz" architecture of the mind; the second part builds upon the first and proceeds to enumerate several ramifications the theory has on our understanding of deep internal states, which, as the author puts it, "are always in need of a fierce ramming."    




      Basically, the author understands the mind to mainly consist of many small agents, viz. Tbombz demons, who are always conjuring multiple drafts toward intentionally steering the direction of phallic objects into unusually deep and moist areas of awareness, with the most powerful and dominant Tbombz-demon influencing human agency. The cumupshot of his research is a triumph of arseparsimony; namely, that there is limited opportunity for cognition and human consciousness without deep tissue massage. Ultimately, the author's "pandemonium Tbombz architecture" dispells the notion of a "Cartesian Theater" with a "ghost in the machine," but instead gives powerful thrust to the possibility that the mind is like an isolated truck stop bathroom with a lot of horny Tbombz attendants.




This stuff is brilliant. I can tell you're university educated.
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Post by: Kwon_2 on March 27, 2013, 04:14:01 PM
(http://i45.tinypic.com/16a9ylf.jpg)

Now THAT's how a Cover should look like to attract buyers! :D

Hopefully Sev will make this in English as well
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 02:19:32 AM
Are you going to promote it yourself too? That's why people go through publishers, they need someone to get it out on the shelves for them. Good luck though bro.
Yes. I will do everything myself.
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 02:20:32 AM
I've written a couple articles for historical journals but not a book.  Congrats, writing a book is hard. Is the book available in the states?
I am working at this moment at a book about true world history .. obviously it will be epic  ;D
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 02:24:31 AM
I am on getbig for bodybuilding and laughs. I will not share my work with people here for obvious reasons. I did have getbiggers as clients in the past though. This thread is the exception to the rule.
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Post by: Raymondo on March 28, 2013, 02:31:52 AM
All joking aside, what is your book about?

I find it curious that noone's asked so far. You've told us the title, but what are the contents?
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Post by: Raymondo on March 28, 2013, 02:32:49 AM
Well, in the West, publishing houses have trimmed all fat regarding author tours; I can't imagine what it would be like to self-promote some conspiracy book in Romania. Probably be like trying to sell Bibles door-to-door during The Great Depression, like Ryan O'Neal in Paper Moon.  ;D

 ;D
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Post by: Sherief Shalaby on March 28, 2013, 02:37:16 AM
great job bro. what is the book about?..
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 02:53:37 AM
All joking aside, what is your book about?

I find it curious that noone's asked so far. You've told us the title, but what are the contents?
too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary, practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D
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Post by: slicksta on March 28, 2013, 02:59:09 AM
congrats seb - wish you success!
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Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 28, 2013, 03:02:13 AM
too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary, practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D

Nothing about photoshopping?
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Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 03:02:39 AM
congrats seb - wish you success!
Thank you .. I wish not "success" in the traditional sense of the word. If one person wakes up and realizes we are not eating, fucking and shitting animals, then I did not waste my life  :)
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Post by: BigCyp on March 28, 2013, 03:03:48 AM
too complex for a post

I reveal in detail the true nature of us as human beings, the nature and functions of the 90 something percent of the brain and mind we do not use, what that 97% "junk" DNA really IS, design and functions, our true spiritual nature, the energetic structure of our being, the mind-patterns behind our bodies, relationships, names, illnesses, true nature of human sexuality, true nature of women, of men, children and parents, dreams, dream analysis, dream dictionary, practical manual for opening up DNA, exercises to activate the pineal, looking in the past, in other lives, in other dimensions, scanning or remote viewing, human colors and universal archetypes that emanate from our mind-patterns (not the jungian definition), and many other more complex spiritual concepts presented in a more literary savvy manner. I included also a little poem written by me.

I know getbiggers will apreciate this:

... I dedicated the book to such and such and gave thanx and ended with the following : " I would also like to thank myself, whithout whom none of this would have been possible".  ;D

I'm going to buy it for Galineko, the part about activating his pineal will save him countless $ on cialis
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 03:04:33 AM
Nothing about photoshopping?
I will print a special getbig edition. It would be an epic bestseller no doubt. I could see hot young female admirers come up to me at launch parties flirting and looking for a private consultation. Then, I woke up.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 03:05:29 AM
I'm going to buy it for Galineko, the part about activating his pineal will save him countless $ on cialis
;D
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 28, 2013, 03:08:14 AM
I will print a special getbig edition. It would be an epic bestseller no doubt. I could see hot young female admirers come up to me at launch parties flirting and looking for a private consultation. Then, I woke up.

A Getbig party to launch your book is what you need. Think about the reaction of the average person in presence of TBombz, Avesher, Groink, TA, Wiggs, RAtard, etc.....True Twilight Zone shit right there.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Shakespeare on March 28, 2013, 03:10:44 AM
I foresee a future as toilet paper for this "book".
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 03:15:09 AM
A Getbig party to launch your book is what you need. Think about the reaction of the average person in presence of TBombz, Avesher, Groink, TA, Wiggs, RAtard, etc.....True Twilight Zone shit right there.
Agreed.

I imagine TA showing up dressed like the dude in black in the below picture  ready to do duello battle, insisting on showing us his ripped glutes while munching on a slice of pizza from a little neighbourhood joint called "Domino's"

(http://www.revivalclothing.com/images/articles/phillip.jpg)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 03:18:06 AM
I foresee a future as toilet paper for this "book".
You could pull your head out of your ass and whipe your forehead with the chapter on the pineal gland. This way you will read about, clean  and perhaps enhance your foreseeing "ability".
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on March 28, 2013, 03:19:30 AM
Agreed.

I imagine TA showing up dressed like the dude in black in the below picture  ready to do duello battle, insisting on showing us his ripped glutes while munching on a slice of pizza from a little neighbourhood joint called "Domino's"

(http://www.revivalclothing.com/images/articles/phillip.jpg)


i could photoshop it... but you painted the picture well with your words
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: BigCyp on March 28, 2013, 03:43:10 AM

i could photoshop it... but you painted the picture well with your words

Please photoshop a domino's box in the kneeling guys hands, and TA's face into the mintrels!
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 28, 2013, 03:46:12 AM

i could photoshop it... but you painted the picture well with your words
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: _bruce_ on March 28, 2013, 03:48:04 AM
Next stop: Remainder bin.

 ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Raymondo on March 28, 2013, 04:15:57 AM
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

Twenty minutes have passed :)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on March 28, 2013, 04:17:16 AM
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

sorry

i was busy doing this:

Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: bigmc on March 28, 2013, 07:52:59 AM
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

prick
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Soul Crusher on March 28, 2013, 08:21:42 AM
photoshop it or I will post your real name, picture and home adress .. you have 10 minutes. This is NOT a joke

Time is up on this no? 
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2013, 09:35:13 AM
Sementaster, when does yhen English version come out?
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: King Shizzo on March 28, 2013, 09:39:10 AM
Sementaster, when does yhen English version come out?
He doesn't have the money for that.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2013, 09:41:08 AM
He doesn't have the money for that.
Neither do you, so what?
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: King Shizzo on March 28, 2013, 09:42:23 AM
Neither do you, so what?
Really? I live off of the royalties of my internet fame.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: BigCyp on March 28, 2013, 09:44:42 AM
Really? I live off of the royalties of my internet fame.

You must be up to your eyeballs in debt then.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: King Shizzo on March 28, 2013, 09:47:10 AM
You must be up to your eyeballs in debt then.
;)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: chaos on March 28, 2013, 10:06:25 AM
Levitation 15feet off the ground.
Chris Angel already did that.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: HockeyFightFan on March 28, 2013, 10:40:49 AM
Neither do you, so what?

Says the guy who works at Discount Tire......

 ::)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: syntaxmachine on March 28, 2013, 01:06:35 PM
I'm sure 'sev' will be claiming the James Randi Educational Foundation's $1 million prize any minute now.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Raymondo on March 28, 2013, 01:37:51 PM
I'm sure 'sev' will be claiming the James Randi Educational Foundation's $1 million prize any minute now.

 ;D
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Raymondo on March 28, 2013, 01:52:13 PM
Sebastian, have you perchance ever read Edgar Cayce?
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: HTexan on March 28, 2013, 01:59:10 PM
the cover needs to be more catchy.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 29, 2013, 01:29:43 AM
Sebastian, have you perchance ever read Edgar Cayce?
yes
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on March 29, 2013, 05:37:08 AM
the cover needs to be more catchy.


i kinda like it understated like that... i'm sure that the publisher said it would make it look for 'text-bookish'

sev, did you get a jacket for the book?
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 29, 2013, 06:19:29 AM

i kinda like it understated like that... i'm sure that the publisher said it would make it look for 'text-bookish'

sev, did you get a jacket for the book?
no jacket cover...I was very specidic abiut the design of the cover
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: bigmc on March 29, 2013, 06:20:18 AM
no jacket cover...I was very specidic abiut the design of the cover

whats your sales strategy
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: dr.chimps on March 29, 2013, 06:25:20 AM
Books are costly things. Every part costs money: binding; laminate; page quality; softcover or hard (and even a dust jacket); illustrations, etc. If you don't have publishing industry deep pockets...
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: MORTALCOIL on March 29, 2013, 06:26:10 AM
whats your sales strategy

Owning threats.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Seven Copper Coins on March 29, 2013, 06:28:33 AM
no jacket cover...I was very specidic abiut the design of the cover

It's called as cheap as possible. Your "book" looks like it was printed with a Canon printer one page at a time.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on March 29, 2013, 06:47:20 AM
It's called as cheap as possible. Your "book" looks like it was printed with a Canon printer one page at a time.


dude.... it was printed in romania:

(http://static.twoday.net/solemio/images/horse-pulling-a-car-in-romania.jpg)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: bigmc on March 29, 2013, 06:55:00 AM

dude.... it was printed in romania:

(http://static.twoday.net/solemio/images/horse-pulling-a-car-in-romania.jpg)

they see me rolling they hating
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: King Shizzo on March 29, 2013, 07:05:04 AM
I'm sure Sev's book will be a hit over in Romania. They still believe in vampires.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 29, 2013, 07:09:09 AM
Books are costly things. Every part costs money: binding; laminate; page quality; softcover or hard (and even a dust jacket); illustrations, etc. If you don't have publishing industry deep pockets...
true
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 29, 2013, 07:11:05 AM
whats your sales strategy
no strategy ... my personality and what I know wil be the driving force

I will promote it on TV....print etc and public speaking..seminars....cl asses etc
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: King Shizzo on March 29, 2013, 07:12:32 AM
no strategy ... my personality and what I know wil be the driving force

I will promote it on TV....print etc and public speaking..seminars....cl asses etc
Good luck. I mean that.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Soul Crusher on March 29, 2013, 07:12:45 AM
no strategy ... my personality and what I know wil be the driving force

I will promote it on TV....print etc and public speaking..seminars....cl asses etc

Throw it on Amazon so we can troll over there too.   ;D  ;D  ;D
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: bigmc on March 29, 2013, 07:15:05 AM
no strategy ... my personality and what I know wil be the driving force

I will promote it on TV....print etc and public speaking..seminars....cl asses etc

books are notoriously hard to market on a low budget

but the above strategy especially if you can get on a tv show with decent ratings will give you a chance

another strategy would be to try and get some successful authors to read and critique it
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on March 29, 2013, 07:18:33 AM
books are notoriously hard to market on a low budget

but the above strategy especially if you can get on a tv show with decent ratings will give you a chance

another strategy would be to try and get some successful authors to read and critique it
As a getbigger, I refused yhe TV show with the highest rating here and told the host he is talking too much and needs to shut up and listen haha

He wanted to publish my book and I refused

I want to do everything mysrlf...for the public engagements and launch parties I will have sponsors

I also refused writers to speak about it since they "don't get it". I have only 2 people who can do that and they are both american. they wrote something for.my back cover
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 01, 2013, 11:17:16 AM
Congrats, Sev. I hope the book is received well.  :)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: kyomu on April 01, 2013, 12:22:01 PM
Cool sevas !!! Congrats !!!
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Army of One on April 01, 2013, 03:42:24 PM
Agreed.

I imagine TA showing up dressed like the dude in black in the below picture  ready to do duello battle, insisting on showing us his ripped glutes while munching on a slice of pizza from a little neighbourhood joint called "Domino's"

(http://www.revivalclothing.com/images/articles/phillip.jpg)

First thing you ever wrote that I found amusing, congratulations
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WillGrant on April 01, 2013, 06:56:12 PM
Cool sevas !!! Congrats !!!
x2 and Welcome back Taka San  :)
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 01, 2013, 11:54:06 PM
Thank you all for the nice comments .. this is turning into a huge circle jerk  :D
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 02, 2013, 01:34:35 AM
SEV IS DA BESS!

Hope whole Romania buys the book!
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: NordicNerd on April 02, 2013, 02:50:13 AM
Thank you all for the nice comments .. this is turning into a huge circle jerk  :D

If your book and web-page is a kind of irony project, congrats!

If not, then you are just one more worthless fraud and scam-artist.

NN
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 02, 2013, 03:11:34 AM
Sev has a phd in urine stains. I look forward to reading his thesis on floppy skinny mini's.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: NordicNerd on April 02, 2013, 03:20:14 AM
Sev has a phd in urine stains. I look forward to reading his thesis on floppy skinny mini's.

A PhD in urine stains could be a perfectly good PhD  ;D. Social anthropology for instance.

Sevastase's web-page however, indicates that he either is a raging lunatic or a con man. http://sebastianivascu.com/?lang=en (http://sebastianivascu.com/?lang=en)

I perceive Sevastase as being quite intelligent, hence, the con-man theory is a good one.

NN
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Army of One on April 02, 2013, 03:24:44 AM
I perceive Sevastase as being quite intelligent Romanian, hence, the con-man theory is a good one.

Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: King Shizzo on April 04, 2013, 07:34:39 PM
Thank you all for the nice comments .. this is turning into a huge circle jerk  :D
Getbig is the ultimate big brother/frat house. We talk all kinds of shit, but we are proud of you.
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 05, 2013, 04:21:21 AM
It IS a special place ... attracts intresting people for sure...
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on April 05, 2013, 05:18:03 AM
It IS a special place ... attracts intresting people for sure...


where are you listing this book?

i have been stalking all of the online book stores in romania... nothing available yet...
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 05, 2013, 05:45:06 AM

where are you listing this book?

i have been stalking all of the online book stores in romania... nothing available yet...
Give me your address and I will send you a copy
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: bigmc on April 05, 2013, 05:49:18 AM
Give me your address and I will send you a copy

can you afford the postage

who paid for the printing run mommy?
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on April 05, 2013, 05:58:56 AM
Give me your address and I will send you a copy

P.O. Box 6041
Toronto, ON M5X 1C1
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Soul Crusher on April 05, 2013, 06:02:12 AM
Give me your address and I will send you a copy

dude everyone says I got "issues" - maybe you can figure out why I'm all fucked in the head?   ;D 
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 05, 2013, 06:40:58 AM
can you afford the postage

who paid for the printing run mommy?
I can afford it  :)

I paid for it myself .. was not uber expensive ..
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 05, 2013, 06:42:21 AM
dude everyone says I got "issues" - maybe you can figure out why I'm all fucked in the head?   ;D 
I actually don't think you're fucked up in the head

Like Groink pointed out a while ago, our online personas are just projections of our personalities embelished and more boisterous
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: bigmc on April 05, 2013, 06:45:55 AM
I can afford it  :)

I paid for it myself .. was not uber expensive ..

you are chilled out today

il troll someone else  :-*
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 05, 2013, 06:50:28 AM
you are chilled out today

il troll someone else  :-*
haha

yes, I am quite zen  ;D
Title: Re: My book has finally arrived
Post by: WOOO on October 20, 2015, 08:04:38 PM
haha

yes, I am quite zen  ;D

Fukin outed gypsy rectum-tongue lover of peace

Bump for being a liar