Star Wars: Episode VII - A Force Awakens - info and the trailer

[guyincognito]

The only force that she should experience is that of a stoning for being a purple crayon lover.  Thought they hanged those types on Alderaan.

In my day they did

[ether]

The chick reminds me of Keira Knightly (sp) are they related?

The first half of the movie was actually good, up until Harrison Ford showed up.

Then it got corny and awkward as shit.

They didn't use Luke properly IMO, other than saying "the force" about a hundred times nobody actually talks about it like in the other episodes

Also, how the fuck does an untrained Hebrew nearly best a Sith Lord with a light sabre?

[Hulkotron]

Also, how the fuck does an untrained Hebrew nearly best a Sith Lord with a light sabre?

Affirmative action?

[ether]

Affirmative action?

#blackstormtrooperlivesmatter

[Grape Ape]

Also, how the fuck does an untrained Hebrew nearly best a Sith Lord with a light sabre?

Ren was not a Sith Lord yet, and was seriously injured.

[guyincognito]

The chick reminds me of Keira Knightly (sp) are they related?

The first half of the movie was actually good, up until Harrison Ford showed up.

Then it got corny and awkward as shit.

They didn't use Luke properly IMO, other than saying "the force" about a hundred times nobody actually talks about it like in the other episodes

Also, how the fuck does an untrained Hebrew nearly best a Sith Lord with a light sabre?

No tits?

[calfzilla]

Ren was not a Sith Lord yet, and was seriously injured.

I liked the movie a lot. One of the biggest weaknesses for me was the untrained Hebrew with no force powers (that we know of) holding his own against Kylo for so long. Yes I understand that Kylo was not yet a Sith Lord but still he should have been able to make quick work of the Hebrew storm trooper.

[Tedim]

What is wrong with that?

Mudsharking is a crime against nature, manboon

[guyincognito]

Mudsharking is a crime against nature, manboon

Not to me. I just want to find a nice Hebrew chick to settle down with so that I don't burn in hell when Nibiru arrives.

[El Diablo Blanco]

The chick reminds me of Keira Knightly (sp) are they related?

The first half of the movie was actually good, up until Harrison Ford showed up.

Then it got corny and awkward as shit.

They didn't use Luke properly IMO, other than saying "the force" about a hundred times nobody actually talks about it like in the other episodes

Also, how the fuck does an untrained Hebrew nearly best a Sith Lord with a light sabre?

Harrison ford reminded me of an old drunk man who said he'd be sober for his daughter's w didn't but ends up downing a few anyways.  Making kylo his son was lame.

[Kwon_2]

What is wrong with that?

What's wrong with you guyincognito? You a mudshark or something?

[El Diablo Blanco]

The biggest flaw with the chick character is that she had no flaws.  She can fight barehand one on one.  Take on 4 goons at once, use the force without training, fly all sorts of ships, knows exactly how to disarm a planet sized weapon, how to fix hyperdrives, how to use a light saber, how to read minds.  I bet her shit smells like vanilla cinnamon cream.

[guyincognito]

What's wrong with you guyincognito? You a mudshark or something?

Jag vet inte.

[Kazan]

You don't know if your a mudshark?

[guyincognito]

Nice Googling there.

[youandme]

The biggest flaw with the chick character is that she had no flaws.  She can fight barehand one on one.  Take on 4 goons at once, use the force without training, fly all sorts of ships, knows exactly how to disarm a planet sized weapon, how to fix hyperdrives, how to use a light saber, how to read minds.  I bet her shit smells like vanilla cinnamon cream.

Exactly. People rebut that saying, "the force works in mysterious ways" blah blah. Needed more story.  Abrams ran through scenes too quickly.

[YngiweRhoads]

Exactly. People rebut that saying, "the force works in mysterious ways" blah blah. Needed more story.  Abrams ran through scenes too quickly.

No character development whatsoever. Movie was a jumble of scenes slopped together.

It took Luke 3 movies and being trained by a Jedi Master to learn to use the force.

This is Star Wars a la Gen Nothingness.

[El Diablo Blanco]

No character development whatsoever. Movie was a jumble of scenes slopped together.

It took Luke 3 movies and being trained by a Jedi Master to learn to use the force.

This is Star Wars a la Gen Nothingness.

The worst was the "secrecy" behind Luke and his "big" scene.  It was stupid.  he looked like a dirty old man bum living in Nova Scotia.

[Gregzs]

[ether]

So Kylo Ren can stop and hold a blaster shot with the force but can't destroy a hebe with a stolen weapon?

In other words, he's not qualified to work for an American Police academy?

Also how does the chick Jedi mind trick a guard with no training at all. Only a Jedi can do that not even a padawan.

George Lucas would be pissed if he wasn't cashing cheques

[jaejonna]

movie did not live up to the expectations...mehx10000 0000

[G_Thang]

The biggest flaw with the chick character is that she had no flaws.  She can fight barehand one on one.  Take on 4 goons at once, use the force without training, fly all sorts of ships, knows exactly how to disarm a planet sized weapon, how to fix hyperdrives, how to use a light saber, how to read minds.  I bet her shit smells like vanilla cinnamon cream.

THE MOVIE WAS RUSHED!

[guyincognito]

So Kylo Ren can stop and hold a blaster shot with the force but can't destroy a hebe with a stolen weapon?

In other words, he's not qualified to work for an American Police academy?

Also how does the chick Jedi mind trick a guard with no training at all. Only a Jedi can do that not even a padawan.

George Lucas would be pissed if he wasn't cashing cheques

I doubt he gives a shit about internal logic.

[calfzilla]

Movie was enjoyable, why ruin it by overthinking and over analyzing.

[gmflex]

Movie was great ..
Better than the prequels...
Went back to its roots..
Looking forward to episode 8
As well next year's Rogue 1 release....