hahahahaha, no i never heard that one, let's hear it, sounds like comic gold. 
basically stark is like a UK Gold clone, a total schmoe....his wife orders him around and he laps up her dingleberries on command...
so this one time shes at work at the gas station or wherever she can get the most johns and all of a sudden she feels her flow coming on...surprising considering how much baby batter shes got from all those different guys floating around in her at any given moment....anyway...she dials him up collect and the dude down the street yells to stark to come answer the village phone. stark gets down there and its her, and shes bleeding all over herself...its running down her leg, people are laughing at her, children are screaming in horror.
stark was just about to train with his weider chest blaster but being the valiant knight in shining armor, cast it aside in favor of a box of only the finest horsehair tampons you can buy in the western province of latvia.
the moral of the story is starks wife's the town whore and stark missed a workout because of it...but hes still a cage fighter, right stark?
