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British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« on: February 10, 2014, 01:45:05 PM »
I was born in London in 1987.
I have a British birth certificate.
English is my only language.
I have only ever lived in England.
I have grown up, gone to school, university and worked here and paid my taxes.
My father is British, my great grandfather died in WWII and I can trace my family tree in England to the 1500's.

I cannot get a British passport....

The problem?

My mother is Danish and moved here when she was sixteen. She did not marry my dad, if she had there would be no problem.

I'm stateless.

The passport office even got my mother to show all her tax earnings before I was born (26 years ago) but because she didn't work when she was pregnant and after they want my mum to prove how she lived. It's simple my dad worked and paid the bills but they won't take him into account because they weren't married even though he is on my birth certificate. They even asked for bank details but who can find that kind of information from 26 years ago?

I feel so insulted and the whole process has had nothing to do with who I am.

I have the option of trying to get a Danish passport but it will take up to 18 months to process and the forms are in Danish....I don't speak/read Danish.

I don't know what to do. All this because my parents didn't get married.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2014, 02:22:41 PM »
You always seemed suspicious to me - are you a terroristics?
 
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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2014, 02:24:16 PM »
Bastards!


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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2014, 02:26:01 PM »
You have been mislead.
British citizenship - born on or after 1 January 1983
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Being born in the UK doesn’t automatically give you British citizenship.

If you were born on or after 1 January 1983, you will be a British citizen if your mother or father was either:

a British citizen when you were born
‘settled’ in the UK when you were born
In most cases you will be a British citizen if your mother or father was born or naturalised in the UK.
https://www.gov.uk/british-passport-eligibility

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2014, 02:27:53 PM »
You have been mislead.
British citizenship - born on or after 1 January 1983https://www.gov.uk/british-passport-eligibility

Beat me to it - I renewed my passport last week and remember reading this.


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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2014, 02:28:11 PM »
I was born in London in 1987.
I have a British birth certificate.
English is my only language.
I have only ever lived in England.
I have grown up, gone to school, university and worked here and paid my taxes.
My father is British, my great grandfather died in WWII and I can trace my family tree in England to the 1500's.

I cannot get a British passport....

The problem?

My mother is Danish and moved here when she was sixteen. She did not marry my dad, if she had there would be no problem.

I'm stateless.

The passport office even got my mother to show all her tax earnings before I was born (26 years ago) but because she didn't work when she was pregnant and after they want my mum to prove how she lived. It's simple my dad worked and paid the bills but they won't take him into account because they weren't married even though he is on my birth certificate. They even asked for bank details but who can find that kind of information from 26 years ago?

I feel so insulted and the whole process has had nothing to do with who I am.

I have the option of trying to get a Danish passport but it will take up to 18 months to process and the forms are in Danish....I don't speak/read Danish.

I don't know what to do. All this because my parents didn't get married.



The problem is you are not a gentleman you are a fucking wanker, last thing we need is another bloody chav in the country so just sod off will you.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2014, 02:28:55 PM »
Beat me to it - I renewed my passport last week and remember reading this.


Suspect the OP is a terrorist.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2014, 02:31:01 PM »
Total bullshit.  Some goat fucker can waltz right in but you can't. 

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2014, 02:34:47 PM »
in my opinion the only non Brits who deserve a passport are the Gurkhas.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2014, 02:34:53 PM »
The problem is you're white......

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2014, 02:35:07 PM »
reminds me of wilkie colins' novel "no name"

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2014, 03:13:08 PM »
The problem is you're white......

Perhaps if you changed your name to "Mohammad Bacon" (lol), you'd be ok...

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2014, 03:27:04 PM »
Perhaps if you changed your name to "Mohammad Bacon" (lol), you'd be ok...

Maybe he'd have better luck if he was on welfare and unemployed.....maybe join a gang, sell drugs.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #13 on: February 10, 2014, 03:28:05 PM »
This is getbig....sympathy is not on the menu.

To all UK guys, let's start a petition and get this semi euro immigrant off on a boat back to Denmark  ;D

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #14 on: February 10, 2014, 03:37:50 PM »
I was born in London in 1987.
I have a British birth certificate.
English is my only language.
I have only ever lived in England.
yadda yadda yaddda...

Don't you live in Indianapolis, Indiana?

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2014, 03:43:25 PM »
OP sounds Viet Cong to me, Charlie gonna try to fuck us, Tet Offensive style.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #16 on: February 10, 2014, 03:47:56 PM »
Don't you live in Indianapolis, Indiana?

Among other places... lol

I copied this post from another forum though.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #17 on: February 10, 2014, 03:51:58 PM »
Among other places... lol

I copied this post from another forum though.

I still think you're Viet Cong.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #18 on: February 10, 2014, 04:19:05 PM »
I still think you're Viet Cong.

So that's why my crazy vet uncle wants to kill me...  :o

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #19 on: February 10, 2014, 05:01:15 PM »
So that's why my crazy vet uncle wants to kill me...  :o

Yes, you should kill him before he kills you.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #20 on: February 10, 2014, 05:35:33 PM »
Soon the Anglo-Teutonic-Slavic races will rise up and finally take back what's rightfully theirs, starting with your passport.  ;D

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #21 on: February 10, 2014, 05:40:48 PM »
hm this reminds me....how far must we go back to establish whats british?

(besides the current law ofc)

700 years ago?a modern day brit would not understand the language the british ppl spoke back then.


rule of law, the passports are being handd out according to the law and thats it.

shouldnt come as big suprise who gets a passport and who doesnt in nation with a history of having colonies.

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #22 on: February 10, 2014, 05:56:53 PM »
hm this reminds me....how far must we go back to establish whats british?

(besides the current law ofc)

700 years ago?a modern day brit would not understand the language the british ppl spoke back then.


rule of law, the passports are being handd out according to the law and thats it.

shouldnt come as big suprise who gets a passport and who doesnt in nation with a history of having colonies.


I am talking about ex soldiers. who i served with. not you you girl

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #23 on: February 10, 2014, 05:58:49 PM »
i mean kunt

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Re: British born and raised. But can't get a passport
« Reply #24 on: February 10, 2014, 06:05:38 PM »
i mean kunt
;D

well, soldiers yes, mercenaries not necesarily.

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