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Title: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Stark on January 04, 2008, 10:13:28 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Tapeworm on January 04, 2008, 10:16:39 AM
Next time she comes around the corner, hang her on the Clothes Line.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Special Ed on January 04, 2008, 10:20:57 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.
Dude, that's obviously the company initiation ritual. There's a very real possibility you could be terminated if you don't throw her over the desk and hit that doggystyle.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726)
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: DK II on January 04, 2008, 10:30:29 AM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.

Haha, don't tell me i have to tell you how to get rid of annoying women, stud!

Just tell her she's fat. Straight to her face.
Or talk about your wife all the time.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 04, 2008, 10:31:02 AM
Dude, that's obviously the company initiation ritual. There's a very real possibility you could be terminated if you don't throw her over the desk and hit that doggystyle.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726)

living your fantasies vicariously through others ?... sounds like a rerun " IMUS"  :D
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Special Ed on January 04, 2008, 10:33:50 AM
living your fantasies vicariously through others ?... sounds like a rerun " IMUS"  :D
Hahaha...I was able to live out my fantasy of what it would be like to get a BJ from a woman with no teeth through the pics of your fiancee on the beach! Tell her Ed says thanks!
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: 240 is Back on January 04, 2008, 10:35:01 AM
ask her out on sat night.  Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.

She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.

After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.

She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.  
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Bast000 on January 04, 2008, 10:35:52 AM

when I bend over and flex my chest

 ???
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Below Me on January 04, 2008, 10:45:49 AM
Squeeze out a couple of good protein farts when she's around.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: onlyme on January 04, 2008, 11:07:30 AM
Ask her if you can borrow some of her Vagasil. 
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Tapeworm on January 04, 2008, 11:14:44 AM
Hang on.  "Semihot" you say? 

We're gonna need pics to take this any further.  Something tasteful, yet naked.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 04, 2008, 11:17:34 AM
Hahaha...I was able to live out my fantasy of what it would be like to get a BJ from a woman with no teeth through the pics of your fiancee on the beach! Tell her Ed says thanks!
Lamest comeback..EVER  :-\
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: SF1900 on January 04, 2008, 11:56:18 AM
Put her in a figure-four leg lock!
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: G o a t b o y on January 04, 2008, 12:01:59 PM
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.


You should hit it.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Camel Jockey on January 04, 2008, 12:02:43 PM
You felt to compelled to ask us.

You just got married; don't cheat your wife like that..  :-\
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Army of One on January 04, 2008, 12:03:07 PM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.

Take her in the store cupboard and give her a dirty sanchez followed by a donkey punch.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: MAXX on January 04, 2008, 12:04:24 PM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.
why dont you show us a pic of your huge bulging biceps stud  :-*
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: gordiano on January 04, 2008, 01:50:11 PM
Just tell her you're gay..... :-\
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: emn1964 on January 04, 2008, 02:09:39 PM
ask her out on sat night.  Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.

She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.

After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.

She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.  

a genius plan if ever there was one.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Dballn247 on January 04, 2008, 08:34:44 PM
ask her out on sat night.  Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.

She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.

After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.

She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish. 

Who told you I did that?  Well something similar, fool around with her a couple times, repeat back to her what she's told you previously, give her a few sympathy lays, and tell her she gives the best head.  That will get you $$$'s up.  Then get that money.  LOL!!!!  That bitch still sends me emails talking about getting her money back and how her HUSBAND is going to beat me up.  ::)  Still ain't got my ass kicked and but the new suspension setup for my truck is SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Cleanest Natural on January 04, 2008, 09:54:33 PM
Who told you I did that?  Well something similar, fool around with her a couple times, repeat back to her what she's told you previously, give her a few sympathy lays, and tell her she gives the best head.  That will get you $$$'s up.  Then get that money.  LOL!!!!  That bitch still sends me emails talking about getting her money back and how her HUSBAND is going to beat me up.  ::)  Still ain't got my ass kicked and but the new suspension setup for my truck is SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Dthat is really funny...she threatened u to tell her husband that she cheated on him but u were not romantic and broke it off...chances are her husband would prolly beat the living shit out of her first hahahahha
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: James Blunt on January 04, 2008, 09:56:34 PM
Just fuck her. Quit being weak.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: Tre on January 04, 2008, 09:58:29 PM
Hey folks

Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.

Suggestions welcome.

Either you tolerate schmoes or you don't.   ;D
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: powerpack on January 04, 2008, 10:03:04 PM
Squeeze out a couple of good protein farts when she's around.
That will work  ;D
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: powerpack on January 04, 2008, 10:04:21 PM
Or talk about your wife all the time.
That does not work, lots of woman go after married men.
In fact I get more "hits" when I have my ring on than when I dont.
Title: Re: I think a semihot HR cow is giving me the eye
Post by: cht868 on January 05, 2008, 05:53:26 AM
no fucking fatties if ur married, u want an upgrade not a downgrade