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Hey folks
Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
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Next time she comes around the corner, hang her on the Clothes Line.
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Hey folks
Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
Dude, that's obviously the company initiation ritual. There's a very real possibility you could be terminated if you don't throw her over the desk and hit that doggystyle.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726)
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Hey folks
Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
Haha, don't tell me i have to tell you how to get rid of annoying women, stud!
Just tell her she's fat. Straight to her face.
Or talk about your wife all the time.
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Dude, that's obviously the company initiation ritual. There's a very real possibility you could be terminated if you don't throw her over the desk and hit that doggystyle.
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726 (http://www.youporn.com/watch/32726)
living your fantasies vicariously through others ?... sounds like a rerun " IMUS" :D
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living your fantasies vicariously through others ?... sounds like a rerun " IMUS" :D
Hahaha...I was able to live out my fantasy of what it would be like to get a BJ from a woman with no teeth through the pics of your fiancee on the beach! Tell her Ed says thanks!
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ask her out on sat night. Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.
She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.
After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.
She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.
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when I bend over and flex my chest
???
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Squeeze out a couple of good protein farts when she's around.
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Ask her if you can borrow some of her Vagasil.
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Hang on. "Semihot" you say?
We're gonna need pics to take this any further. Something tasteful, yet naked.
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Hahaha...I was able to live out my fantasy of what it would be like to get a BJ from a woman with no teeth through the pics of your fiancee on the beach! Tell her Ed says thanks!
Lamest comeback..EVER :-\
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Put her in a figure-four leg lock!
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I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
You should hit it.
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You felt to compelled to ask us.
You just got married; don't cheat your wife like that.. :-\
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Hey folks
Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
Take her in the store cupboard and give her a dirty sanchez followed by a donkey punch.
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Hey folks
Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
why dont you show us a pic of your huge bulging biceps stud :-*
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Just tell her you're gay..... :-\
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ask her out on sat night. Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.
She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.
After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.
She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.
a genius plan if ever there was one.
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ask her out on sat night. Then ask her to borrow $2200 for some made-up emergency.
She'll empty her pithy savings account for a chance at a stud like you.
After you stand her up for this date while you're out blowing the $2200, come to work on monday and play COMPLETELY dumb about it.
She won't have the guts to come fwd and look so foolish.
Who told you I did that? Well something similar, fool around with her a couple times, repeat back to her what she's told you previously, give her a few sympathy lays, and tell her she gives the best head. That will get you $$$'s up. Then get that money. LOL!!!! That bitch still sends me emails talking about getting her money back and how her HUSBAND is going to beat me up. ::) Still ain't got my ass kicked and but the new suspension setup for my truck is SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Who told you I did that? Well something similar, fool around with her a couple times, repeat back to her what she's told you previously, give her a few sympathy lays, and tell her she gives the best head. That will get you $$$'s up. Then get that money. LOL!!!! That bitch still sends me emails talking about getting her money back and how her HUSBAND is going to beat me up. ::) Still ain't got my ass kicked and but the new suspension setup for my truck is SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:Dthat is really funny...she threatened u to tell her husband that she cheated on him but u were not romantic and broke it off...chances are her husband would prolly beat the living shit out of her first hahahahha
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Just fuck her. Quit being weak.
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Hey folks
Just started a new job and this semihot HR Cow is giving me the eye, she seems to find redicules reasons to come over to my office and keeps blushing when I bend over and flex my chest, she asked me to flex my biceps (which I was more than happy to do) and she was in awe.
I'm married so I'm not going to hit it if you suggest that, but I need something to get her off my back.
Suggestions welcome.
Either you tolerate schmoes or you don't. ;D
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Squeeze out a couple of good protein farts when she's around.
That will work ;D
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Or talk about your wife all the time.
That does not work, lots of woman go after married men.
In fact I get more "hits" when I have my ring on than when I dont.
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no fucking fatties if ur married, u want an upgrade not a downgrade