16. All Knights of the BKS must have some refererence to their affiliation with the BKS within either their avatar, comment underneath, or sig line.
It's that civilian mentality I tell ya.
how does one get into the BKS
May I join? I will show BKS my worth, and uphold Re: delete to the highest of standards. Sounds cool, I've never been in a secret society before.
And I also know good porn when I see it, and not the gay stuff like Miggs :). In fact I'm chronic masterbater. And from now on, when I touch myself, I will only think of two things: Re: delete and BKSWait, was this post gay?
Count me in. I submit myself for BKS membership pending review.
I will sleep, eat, and bleed for BKS. My life will revolve around all that is good. And on my deathbed, when I hear the angels sing, I will smile and think back to BKS with total consciousness.
you may have to be put in since i stole your flying camel tag line. :)
that sir puts you up for vote in my book. if lurker and migs give a thumbs up in secret ballet i say yes.
Are you implying that Migs and I dance the secret ballet?
HOW BOUT THEM STEELERS! :o
With a name like mine would you expect anything less?
Avatar for you Dee
*bows and kisses her extended hand* :-*
Well we must have class for the wenches of the BKS. I learned my lesson from last week. :-[
And I also know good porn when I see it, and not the gay stuff like Miggs :). In fact I'm chronic masterbater. And from now on, when I touch myself, I will only think of two things: Re: delete and BKS
hey BKS im off to the gym now, lurker and migs if you could PM me or each other about any potential recruits that you find worthy and hold down the fort that would be great. deedee play nice with the boys while i am gone. both w8lfter and supernatural have my votes but must change sig or tag lines if you vote in, same goes for anyone you run into when im not here. let our force grow with might and bring swift and terriable vengence on those in our path.
good night. hail Re: delete and long live BKS
Son of a bitch. I go off to play golf (work related) and come to some wanna be newbie calling me out. I think a joust or sword fight is on order. But i do have to say he has some huevos.
Haha! I'm sorry Migs, I am a pathetic "wanna be newbie." My jest was purely out of love for your excellencey. Let this not hinder my chances of accpetance into BKS.
All hail Re: delete
After you've tapped each other on the shoulders with a sword, and become official knave slayers aren't you supposed to take on personality quirk names like...
Bruce the Beseecher, Lothar the Languid Legs, Edevarde the Unruly, Ulrich the Unctuous, Odo the old and odious, Stephan the Seducer (of 40 and 4 virgins)... that kind of thing? Let me know if you run out of ideas... :P
SuperNatural, you have been hereby raised from loyal squier to the brethren of the BKS.
Honor, your fellow knights of the round table as well as our wenches fair.
All hail Re: delete
Gents, I humbly request membership and if inducted i motion that Tom Brady be elevated as a saint. Oh i'll figure something out about my avatar but Pat stays.
Ok here we go, first off i'm the power behind the throne. I keep AS in office. One slip up and its off to the gulag run by my Golden Retriever, who you have no doubt met.I also have incriminating pictures.........Cabana boy oh what the ...how did...You guys are great
Plus he who deadlifts more gets a chance to join....
That MAY have been your saving grace with that post.
Have you ever praised Re: delete? I don't recall a post from you there?
Yes!!!!! First of all I would like to thank Re: delete above all else. Through you, all things are possible. You give me streangth when I am weak. And now I may pay even greater tribute to your excellencey via my brotheren of BKS. Thank you Always Sore, for it is your writing that I aspire to. Thank you YoMamaBeenLurking for you provide me with great laughter and joy. And I want to thank Migs for giving me that avatar in which I jerk off each night to. You all have been so kind here, and I hope that I may honor Re: delete and the great society of black knights.
All Hail Re: delete!
Yes!!!!! First of all I would like to thank Re: delete above all else. Through you, all things are possible. You give me streangth when I am weak. And now I may pay even greater tribute to your excellencey via my brotheren of BKS. Thank you Always Sore, for it is your writing that I aspire to. Thank you YoMamaBeenLurking for you provide me with great laughter and joy. And I want to thank Migs for giving me that avatar in which I jerk off each night to. You all have been so kind here, and I hope that I may honor Re: delete and the great society of black knights.
All Hail Re: delete!
Yeah yeah grovel grovel, all hail re:delete, grovel grovel go Eagles grovel RE:delet is the greatest ever grovel grovel
god dammit let me in . Alwasy Sore is the greatest ever, he is my sun and moon, the earth revolves around him,grovel grovel
Lurk is the best grovel grovel..i'll letter bomb you guyus if I can't join...grovel grovel.
Please don't leave me at the mercy of Jag and Pumpster, I wann be a cool kid please guys aw come on pleae I'm cool really i am....
Yeah yeah grovel grovel, all hail re:delete, grovel grovel go Eagles grovel RE:delet is the greatest ever grovel grovel
god dammit let me in . Alwasy Sore is the greatest ever, he is my sun and moon, the earth revolves around him,grovel grovel
Lurk is the best grovel grovel..i'll letter bomb you guyus if I can't join...grovel grovel.
Please don't leave me at the mercy of Jag and Pumpster, I wann be a cool kid please guys aw come on pleae I'm cool really i am....
BKS owns Team Jesus and the Squad! Re: delete bitch slaps Jesus, and tea bags that fool.
Am I allowed to say that..... as long as its in honor of Re: delete, right?
you have some reading to catch up miggsy..
Thank you kind sir. Now I am off to deflower my virgins.
i have deliberated and have come to the conclusion that hunter is a vote in for me. But slip up and face the wrath of Re: delete
The Knights of the BKS are swift to act, and bring power and fury with each quip. Once promoted from squier a new knight must prove worthyness quickly if he wishes to keep his seat at the table of Kings.
damm on point today, i take a back seat to you good sir knight for today you have no equal on the field of honor. may your lance always point upward and your steele stay sharp.
hmm, his voting cherry popped the same day he is brought into the fold! What a day for him
What a day for me indeed! I also got a date tonight with a big breasted wench. Induction, suffrage, and now donkey punching. Great day indeed. Hunter needs to post in Re: delete, though. It is right to give thanks.
Always Sore, farewell to you sir, and may your travels be merry. Re: delete be with you, and us all!
BKS for life.
What a day for me indeed! I also got a date tonight with a big breasted wench. Induction, suffrage, and now donkey punching. Great day indeed. Hunter needs to post in Re: delete, though. It is right to give thanks.
Always Sore, farewell to you sir, and may your travels be merry. Re: delete be with you, and us all!
BKS for life.
to deedee safe travel home good wench.
One quick question...why do I have to be a common serving wench. >:(
I mean, why can't I be the lady Muse who hovers over the gardens, the keeper of the castle keys. After all, was it not a single dewdrop and rose petals from my trellis (along with my obsession for gauntlet gloves and chain mail) that fell upon dreamers' ears with the small warm breath of inspiration to begin with? I protest the lowly station to which I am cast...
Hey I like that...Guardian of Truth!
YoMamaBeenLurking - Guardian of Truth
Yeah I had some work to do myself tonight on the net and decided to do some posting. And no it was not hunting for porn :)
Proposed Knight name for Migs - The Spaniard ;)
Proposed Knight name for Migs - The Spaniard ;)
I have complied oh great and powerful kniights , now goddamit let me be cool.
With some of the crap around here it will nice to have some backup, hope you all have a good one. May day ends as your s begins, sleep tight knowing i'm guarding the bastion of freedom and ...oh forget it have beer for me and oogle some hot chicks...sorry Deedee
Yes oh grand wizard. Um the Knights Templar were rumored to do ah well fagaotry acts as part of their various rituals, I hope we will none of that here right.
Yes oh grand wizard. Um the Knights Templar were rumored to do ah well fagaotry acts as part of their various rituals, I hope we will none of that here right.
One quick question...why do I have to be a common serving wench. >:(
I mean, why can't I be the lady Muse who hovers over the gardens, the keeper of the castle keys. After all, was it not a single dewdrop and rose petals from my trellis (along with my obsession for gauntlet gloves and chain mail) that fell upon dreamers' ears with the small warm breath of inspiration to begin with? I protest the lowly station to which I am cast...
A few more ideas for you m'lady...
As founding members of the BKS, You, Migs, and I must be shining examples for our legion to follow and aspire to.
Besides, she really does need an avatar. Look at the difference that having one yourself has made.
How bout them steelers.
Poor guy really needs to come off that golf course. You're turning the oven on roast pretty early today. ;D
Good stuff. But don't get me started...Google is more addicting than getbig! :-X
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ALL HAIL LORD BURRO......
The spaniard was cool Cornholeo sucks, lol. Deedee help me out, what should my "name" be. All hail BKS, and re: delete
You see Miggy, I could be runing the cool, illuminating caress of the Muse's hand across your troubled brow...
... however being as I'm just a serving wench, the best I can do is "would y'all like fries with those haggis burgers and and deep-fried boar strips."
AS... thank you for that girl-eye-candy pic! Do you SEE what I mean about the gloves?
You see Miggy, I could be runing the cool, illuminating caress of the Muse's hand across your troubled brow...
... however being as I'm just a serving wench, the best I can do is "would y'all like fries with those haggis burgers and and deep-fried boar strips."
lol. May fair deedee, you are not a wench in mine eyes. You are truly a muse and hopefully will not limit your caresses to my brow! ;D
lol. May fair deedee, you are not a wench in mine eyes. You are truly a muse and hopefully will not limit your caresses to my brow! ;D
And you wonder why we call you Lord Burro???
ya so i'm a jackass. Gonna do something about it? :)
Deeds, as our muse and Lady Fair, may I remind you that the required "BKS" is missing from your sig. Our legion is growing stronger by the day. Let us proudly represent our colors and crest so that our strength and numbers will be recognized by all.
Can't I just write something like " I am a Pisces "
We have a set of rules and must abide by them. You're a musewho doesn't PM ;D backand am sure you can think of somehting
And you have an avatar that can be seen across a river! How many times must I be busted? :-*
Can't I just write something like " I am a Pisces "
that makes 2 of us ;)
that makes 2 of us ;)
Figures? March and you?
Hey! Not kissing ass or cblocking here. She is OUR muse LOL
Figures? March and you?
Hey! Not kissing ass or cblocking here. She is OUR muse LOL
We are creative geniouses ;)
You mean my wit, banter and 99% correct spelling and grammar has not yet given away that English and writing is my inner strength?
Hmm he is quiet. Good thing AS is not on, he would be blasting him LOL.
that being said i share with my wife the trials and tribulations that is our knightly force and she made a attack today that left me laughing..
she asked during my story how the rest of BSK was today..i corrected her and said BKS she said no she was right the first time Bull Shit Knights....i will miss her..:)
Your wife has a great sense of humor. You are blessed.
I like your wife, AS. She seems wise. :)
P.S. Where's HH6. I'm worried about him and his bunched up knickers.
Side note - Saw on the news that the taliban has become more organized and is coming in from afganistan. Attacks on our troops while unsuccessful seem to be on the rise.
Godspeed HH6. It would be nice to one day all gather togerther at a true roundtable and toast the BKS with smiles...And we would all like you to be there.
Hey boys and Ms deedee,
If you've watched the news you've sen how upset our Muslim brothers have been with us over the last few days. Our guys plowed intro a taxi and killed two people with a Hemit. I can almost gurantee it was the taxi's fault. If you saw cable news then you saw my boss trying to sound politically correct. thats what we do......
my wife is fantastic but i do question her choice in men...:)
Being that as Knights of the BKS cannot name themselves I propose headhuntersix to hereby be reffered to as "HH6" or "Double H 6" similar to James Bond and the infamous "double 0 7".
I would normally agree to the vote, however the name seems almost grandfathered in since you didn't object to it originally and have been in fact called this for some time. Besides Fucktard the Impailer is too long to typ
Sure, knock yourself out...Fucktard :)
where is our other recruit?
Isn't that like puppy juice or something?
pic happy bastard!
Hey I think you work here!!!!
ok, i'm officially in a funky mood
Meaning... you're depressed? Or looking hot in white bell bottoms and hot pink 'n purple kaleidescope tie-dye shirt?
True we do. But this new therapy (BKS) is great! The days go much faster when you spend most of it laughing. ;D
who needs a group hug?
ew, um...i'll pass
really i need help..:)
Being that as Knights of the BKS cannot name themselves I propose headhuntersix to hereby be reffered to as "HH6" or "Double H 6" similar to James Bond and the infamous "double 0 7".
You have no idea how close that is to my real name...hahhah
good morning captain underpants...new names are great...:)
really i need help..:)
my dad was gored several times when he was a bullfighter in spain
lol, fooker
i know
And sometimes you're Tom Brady ;D
And sometimes you're Tom Brady ;D
Fucktard?
Guardian?
Sugar lips?
Where are you guys...i'm lonley!
that was for deedee not senior poopy pants
sshh, u said you'd never tell
i won't tell your secrets...
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um eww, dont like that pic
sorry did you prefer honey dew?
yes, it's more realistic. especially if you warm it up some
yeah baby, now we are talking! lol
you have been missed brother....don't let it happen again!
Sorry I've been absent. I'm glad things are going well around the table. And Re: delete is still strong.
i doubt itHey, I serve BKS with all of my heart. I am working on revolving my life around all that is Re: delete..... but it is tough. It takes patience, hard work and a still mind.
Hey, I serve BKS with all of my heart. I am working on revolving my life around all that is Re: delete..... but it is tough. It takes patience, hard work and a still mind.
i hate mondays and think they should be stricken from the work schedual.
but then tuesdays would be the new monday. Maybe we should strike work all together and rob banks
if it was not my desire to spend my life on the lamb or shanking to friendly guys in the shower sounds like a plan.
Oh yes!!!! I've always wanted to pull a heist. But then one of us would back out at the very end, and then there would be this weird new guy. But one of us could vouche for him. While the heist was going on he wouldn't say a word and at the completely inapropriate time, he would say, "Let's kill these bitches." And the getaway vehichle would never show up. And the computer hacker would only need just a couple more minutes. And then we would have to shoot our way out.
ease up on the tv. But i do say we do tactical strikes with surery like precision and make boat loads of money
you really want to have some fun knock over drug dealers since nobody will care all that much and you can make them disappear easy...
sweet we can take it to them and make money. When do we start?
Mon Capitan! Hurry and fedex some gear to us. We have a mission. Operation Junkie will soon be underway!
We need a freakin' tank! We are knights after all, we need some form of horse like transportation. Tanks are the closest to calvary.
And our only form of identifiable recognition will be banners of Re: delete. They will call us the Delete bandits.
You know this all all very cool and all...the guns etc. rah rah BS, but frankly it's coming off a little too GI Joe for me. I'm going to see what's going on with them Steelers ;)
chicks half naked and more is where it's at, next time make her flesh and blood. :)
Cue bateman gore pix ;)
That's a twisted mind at work right there.
sometimes the cold hard truth hurts.
thats me everyday
it is. but people are jelous and cb me left and right. even my muse has left me to my own devices. which is never a good thing
it is. but people are jelous and cb me left and right. even my muse has left me to my own devices. which is never a good thing
lol, sometimes it's fun to play hard to get
true. or sometimes it's just fun to spank it like a rabid monkey
well my muse has has been chasing me, that's so cute.
kisses :-*
lol
so have you had many more private chats, stolen moments or fancies tickeled?
Actually I would hope that by now you're past private chats etc. and are now at least naked on the phone vidcaming eachother ;)
needs to share with the group 1st rule.....
Sorry i have made an oath to her that I wouldn't say a word publicly andPM later and i'll fill you in with all the juicy tidbitsI should honor that. :)
thank you for you understandingdiscretion. I'm sure you wouldn't want me toair out all the dirty, hot sexy detailsdisapoint her.
Make sure that youcc metreat her with respect.
I'm shot. It's more than mowing the lawn going on. Building shit, planting shrubs, trees etc., widened my driveway, and now ripping the front lawn to build a landscape island. I long for the mower and a sunny day at this point :'(
why don't you pick up some mexicans?
you live in a home depot?
ummm... have you noticed the kind of convo you've been having lately. The black knights discussing what's the best weed killer and ohhhh my back is sore from all the yard work, and I just don't know what to do about that patchy grass over there in the shady area...
:)
where has captain poopy pants and um what's his nuts been?
i thought we weren't going to talk about that!
Jesus
I think you all secretly liked my big, husky mountie from the great white north... :)
double standards everywhere... even in the BKS.
:-*
Watch yourself Deeds..
*paper airplane zings your way*
fine then, but when i say our "safe" word i mean it!
um "mountie" lol
it was a toss up. Mountie, mountie, Vermont. ;)
I thought it was Re: delete? At least that's what Deeds and I use :-*
I thought it was Re: delete? At least that's what Deeds and I use :-*
I thought it was Re: delete? At least that's what Deeds and I use :-*
A**Hole! Vermont is a little inside thing we have
You promised you'd never tell anyone about last Friday at the train station... :-*
I didn't, just mentioned the safe word baby. Now look what you've done! :-X
Sweety, Baby, Mami...That's how I do. ;)
And to think it all started with a playful comment about binder clips :-\
i will be nominating hendewmy life partnerfor bks approval here shortly. Ihave blown him more times that i can countknow him from my old job and he would be a valued member. He juststarted banging me againcreated his account as his old one expireed.
haha AS... >:(
I laughed at his name too. anyway he has a wealth of knowledge on at least one or two topics, but he generally has good rants.
tickling your balls with his tongue while turning you into a lifesize hand puppet and getting shit stains off the bed sheets are topics we can do without
opps ...:)
Jesus man, who shit in your coffee this morning?
:-[
my bad
ok who just unzipped there fly????
Join?
I thought she was the party ;)
I love your sensitive spots too baby. Thus the added attention I give ;)
:-*
Now that's daddy's girl. c'mere puddin :-*
bunny-kins... :-*
Now that's daddy's girl. c'mere puddin :-*
Imagine the 4 of us hanging at a bar. The fun we could have, the comraderie etc.
And then of course Deeds and I would leave together to go have some real fun :)
just when everybody gets together for a group hug you got toturn around and be the asshole that wanted a dick touchjam migs in the ribs with the cold steel...very godfather of you...
Now that's daddy's girl. c'mere puddin :-*
didn't know honey bear was so romantic... :)
didn't know honey bear was so romantic... :)
But of course my Sweet...But of course :-*
A gentleman needs to be well rounded ya know.
But of course my Sweet...But of course :-*
A gentleman needs to be well rounded ya know.
you know first a mountie, then gaurdian, after all my contributions here...
the only thing worse would be to get a no subject PM saying "hope you got your ammo into your gun okay, and nice to see you back."
oh wait...
LOL.
No worries Migs. I still have'nt gotten my wife to go for the threesome idea with Deeds and myself :'(
Don't worry Deeds. I'm working on it honey :)
from the movie silkwood. there was some sort of hazmat or radioactive disaster and the cleanup crew came to scrub everyone down.
Knowing this kind of stuff of the top of the head really shows my age :-\
I never saw Silkwood either...
BTW... how come every time I go away to work I come back to find the convo has just spiraled out of control...like you feed off each other...
may I stand by and provide liquids to quench your thirsts? This way I can observe the carnal knowledge I seem to lack! ;D
may I stand by and provide liquids to quench your thirsts? This way I can observe the carnal knowledge I seem to lack! ;D
ok thats to easy....guardian you want the "feed" line or do you want me to take it?
so ...you still sending the spouse for training?????
only fullfully erectmembers of BKS have any ability toslam the living dog shit out of my assconverse with our lady museshe is mig's so back off before he starts to kill peoplein our thread so i must humbly ask yourpermission to blow your rock hard memberapology or may be forced to slap your face with myCock as retributioniron gauntlet...:)
only full members of BKS have any ability to converse with our lady muse in our thread so i must humbly ask your apology or may be forced to slap your face with my iron gauntlet...:)oh my! I have offended thee! I will accept the iron gauntlet.............thr ee slaps on the ass, to beg for forgiveness. :-[
Is not the gaunlet spiked?
wow right in the gay end of the pool and swimming around like you were born there, easy does it silly.
Besides I need more "iron" in my system with this low carb diet I've been on for a month now!
Quick, Oldschool I'll cover you... flee now while you still have your sanity... run for the hills.
(BKS is...something....evil.. .that...grows inside...and...will not... be stopped)
It's steelers by the way.
Miguelsy po is a bad affliction. as is getting a Pm that says hope you got your ammo into your gun okay.
i told you migs = chopped liver :'(
fudge packing is a trademark of his too, as is hobo blowin
It's steelers by the way.
Miguelsy po is a bad affliction. as is getting a Pm that says hope you got your ammo into your gun okay.
Or like getting a PM that reads "wish you were online, I'm so bored." Words just radiating with desire and longing... :)
Damn
tha't just wrong. :-\
How was I wrong?
meant deedee's post. I'm giving her a hard time.
Thanks AS (puddin pop), i need one.
so are you going to work it out with the lady muse and step up and ask her for a time and place or are you going to continue to follow her like a puppy looking for a tummy rub?
Niagara Migs...Niagara. it's perfect!!!
Today I'm the lead dog Miggy ;)
Hear that Deeds? I need a good fixin :-*
I know, thin ice with her at all times. You never know when she will reveal the dark side that had her join the BKS in the first place.
Umm on second thought honey bunny munchy poo, no fixin needed :)
Now we are on the Y board :o
you just got OWNED AHAHAHHHA
Niagara Migs...Niagara. it's perfect!!!
It would take 8 hours to drive there... I vote for Cascais or Barcelona! (Duty free at Charles de Gaulle on the way home. Always need a plan.)
ok which place do you prefer my sweetness?
you mentioned the Y board. Any little thing there means you are owned, blah blah. friggin retards over there
If Deeds is the muse, is anyone the jester? Or are you all jesters part time?
Jester=migs he's our comic foil... ;D
hope this helps
here we go again :-\
well perhaps. I have yet to hear from my muse.... :'(At least if you can't poke her, you can poke fun at her............
Actually you'll probably do better with the muse as an evil jester lord burro. She has revealed her penchant for the dark side.
i am a lost little lamb
No idea. Yesterday she said she had a hairshirt on and was doing the devil's work.
Isn't a hairshirt a t-shirt thats just short enough to expose female pubic area? Normally worn when not wearing panties.............
Isn't a hairshirt a t-shirt thats just short enough to expose female pubic area? Normally worn when not wearing panties.............
lol. this better not be what shes talking about
who was holding your camera?
lol, i'll wax before seeing her. But the way it's going, seems it won't happen :'(
A garment of rough cloth made from goats' hair and worn in the form of a shirt or as a girdle around the loins, by way of mortification and penance. The sackcloth, for instance, so often mentioned in Holy Scripture as a symbol of mourning and penance, was probably the same thing; and the garment of camels' hair worn by St. John the Baptist was no doubt somewhat similar.
During the early ages of Christianity the use of hair-cloth, as a means of bodily mortification and as an aid to the wearer in resisting temptations of the flesh, became very common, not only amongst the ascetics and those who aspired to the life of perfection, but even amongst ordinary lay people in the world.
HAIRSHIRT:See I was close................... ....
I can think of several contributors to the Filth Avenue thread who might think of getting such an item... ;)
Deeds, I think you're going to need to bring plenty of shaving cream and a few packs of razors on that first date of yours. :)
Start practicing your safe words Miggy.
when are you coming over?
yeah really migs. Step it up. :)
deep breaths migs. forget the past...you're future awaits in Canada ;)
You could always get her drunk first.........which BTW what is the "official drink" of the BKS?
protein strait from the tap...
WTF is mead?
cock sucker!!!!
Ok, then some real "fried pork skins" should be okay................
Ok, then some real "fried pork skins" should be okay................Oops, wrong thread! :-[
funny how you got that first...watch you eyes poo bear.
Oops, wrong thread! :-[
No surprise...Most Asians I know are confused. :)
Oops, wrong thread! :-[
where the hell did you think you were? Nothing wrong with ethnic slursOh okay, then what do you get when you put 4 chinese guys, 1 filipino and 4 black guys together?
ahh you got caught by the guy censor huh?
Didn't you catch that about 2 months back or so. when Ron redid the boards and got some sponsor money behind it, suddenly certain words became off limits.
Good-bye Miggy Pop for the weekend... I'll miss you desperately and think of you often... :-*
Good-bye Miggy Pop for the weekend... I'll miss you desperately and think of you often... :-*
Good-bye? wait were are you going? I'm going to be alone again! :'(
i'll think of you too and will count the seconds.
Good-bye Miggy Pop for the weekend... I'll miss you desperately and think of you often... in between dreams of my love bunny:-*
yeah, what he said..dick head :)
i'll shit on you from up here
that sucks. I went to starbucks and met a cliet, then fond out that another clent wants to see a house tomorrw. I got the new Andrea bocelli cd thoughitalian singer blind?
yup thats the one, pretty good cd. I happen to like that music. kinda grew up with it
suprising, would have pegged you for a closet sahkira fan...
h no, i love her out in the open, lol.
um women run to fast and my cardio sucks at the moment. I may go out and play tennis with a friend or go to a movie, not sure yet
Now that I'm free as a bird... stayed in jammies till nine, with coffee and blah blahing on the phone... never want to work again! :D
Now that I'm free as a bird... stayed in jammies till nine, with coffee and blah blahing on the phone... never want to work again! :D
i'm still thinking she has a pair of sponge bob jammies with footsies or maybe Dora jammies with footsies. It's cold up there.
30, but she is a chick so they can get away with that stuff
you watch wrestling? ::)
you can try to dress it up, but come on man. You do know it's fake right? :)
At least say you watch it for the girls
was that an offer? I think Gaurdian is jelous.
i know. just playin around. I have watched it a few times...for the girls
Back in jr. high we used to watch wrestling. Bob Backlund and that crew. Anyway, we all have one buddy who takes things too far and mine was no exception. I remember how into it he got. Trying to learn the moves etc. One day we're hanging out with another friend and he decides to show him something that jake the snake did. 2 seconds later the kid is face down with a broken nose....And these were friends ::)
I'm very pleased that I find this a bizarre conversation :)
funny i had a buddy salthe sausage smugglerin high school that was a realhomowresler for our school and build short and stockythe way i like themhe and i would get to playcockfighting and i would be keeping him outsidejust to play with the tip, you know, to see how it feelswith my longer reach throwing kicks and punches till he got fed uptook a my cock inside himshot grabed me and took me downwith his throbbing memberand twisted my nipples,which made me want to blowme around in some sort of move that left me squeeling like a pig in a fencedo i really have to add something to that line? :)...or he would go WWF and after getting up from my twisted body would jump up and drop the elbowreally he would ride me like a pogo stick and drop is load down my gulletright to my stomachsee i told you...ahh good times nobody in my office playcockfights...
good morning all.
lol, is someone a lil bit peeved that they got anally violated? and to answer your question, yes it feel asleep and got that weird tingly sensation :)
So now we're curious...Do tell us of your brother and his embarrassing sexcapades :)
In my best game show host voice:
"what behind door number 4, Johnny?"
"well Bob, even the greenist grass was once covered in fertilizer"
hmm interesting. I want to hear why she hates you.
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...
I was thinking of inventing a story... the scene could be a ski hill in Europe at Christmas time... a reckless member of the Bristish Army ski team clips a young woman while racing downhill almost in a tuck at breakneck speed... she yells "hey," he suddenly stops, looks back and removes his goggles... annoyed, she skis down to him, takes one look and...
Just don't end it with him being gratefull she has all of her teeth ;D ;D ;D
Just don't end it with him being gratefull she has all of her teeth ;D ;D ;D
Yes you're right love button. Take us all back to Yellowknife. :-*
>:( It didn't take place in Yellowknife. You never listen anymore when I talk to you bunnykins :-*
Hey wait a second here Ilsa...
Exhibit A
"She remembered their last night... how she had chased him to the safe house in Yellowknife and as he pulled her into his strong arms and drank in her sweetness and whispered “God Dee, you’re like an angel dropped from the sky...you smell so clean and fresh...you’re the first woman I’ve seen in weeks who has all her teeth,”
I may be getting old but the meomory is still there ;)
i miss a day and it's like i don't know you all anymore. I guess i'll go watch tv :'(
Sounds like heatstroke waiting to happen.
oh im sure some kind of stroking is going to happen..most likely after the game...
...alone sitting in front of a monitor and keyboard.
...alone sitting in front of a monitor and keyboard.
I hear he's taking a lot of cold showers... :-X
Right now Migs is out hustling RE and all he can think about is the joking on him going on in "the sandbox" LOL
hmmmm... maybe he's happy to be out of the sandbox, since it's always his leg that gets peed on... :)
He said "poop" ;D
I know, it's adorable. :)
And yes, peeing is acceptable, even in the shower... and I'm so glad you brought it up!
I know, it's adorable. :)
And yes, peeing is acceptable, even in the shower... and I'm so glad you brought it up!
into water sports are you ms muse?
Back in Yellowknife we were taught to take care of the environment...
I hear he's taking a lot of cold showers... :-X
so your carefull where you pee but are you carefull who you pee on?
I can understand it from the guys, but from you deedee? I expected so much more, lol. It's 97 degrees and it sucks!
How many people do you think I shower with ??? ???
Plus, I've already stuck up for your manhood today... :)
one at a time or maybe two with you ate the same time but is the pee just being slung around like a water gun fight gone wrong?
always fishing... even in the shower. :)
sorry but i had a nasty tie in with filth ave and i am already expecting the laughs...
ahhhh, seems like all roads lead to filth avenue eventually.
sometimes at the end of the golden triangle you find a rainbow or at least a shower... ;D
and if you're lucky a pot of gold too...
i think AS got abducted by tom brady and forced to be his sex slave
cock gobbler
Welcome back!
dip shit loser
you're welcome
you know i'll never quit you
any time, bro
nah its not bad. We needed the rain badly. 3 weeks without rain almost and 90+ degree weather
pizza here so im off, catch you later man stay loose..:)
new week and more big things...still need recruits and more young ladies to add to the sisterhood chapter..
well jag is back. I am kinda dissapointed in the last recruits, well HH6 has an excuse
ok then, maybe she'd like to be a BKS whore. Is this better? lol. Morning Miss Deedee :-*
MIGGY!!! I think someone should not be training in the morning... those testosterone surges!
ok whos the new guy?Are you talking about me?
Are you talking about me?
everybody that plays in our sandbox that i know raise your hand...not so fast DerekR...yes you.I sir am a humble servant of re: delete, nothing more. Are you kicking me out of your sandbox? I was just starting to have fun...
I sir am a humble servant of re: delete, nothing more. Are you kicking me out of your sandbox? I was just starting to have fun...
No the Re:delete is for everybody its just have not seen you with my regular group of nar do wells (Deedee excluded) and thought you were chiming in well so thats why the question.Plus i saw Guardian was going to hit you up to join our brotherhood (I see everything Guardian;)...so i was taking a time out to stick my hand out and say hi.
He's from Kansas... I checked. I think he should stay in the sandbox :)Thanks for the support. ;D I'm a college teacher from Kansas with too much time on his hands to be exact.
Well he seems to be quite the "shit" talker. ;)
Well he seems to be quite the "shit" talker. ;)Funny how stupid shit can make a grown man laugh, huh?
My wife asked what I was laughing at the other day and I had to tell her "shit".
damm another married guy what do we all hang out in clumps...:)Guess so. Who else is married?
Guess so. Who else is married?
So what about 13 years since your last blowjob? According to AS that timeline should be about right. :):-[I think his must be broken. Mine's not. ;D
So what about 13 years since your last blowjob? According to AS that timeline should be about right. :)
me and guardian and some of the other regulars except Migs all his dates end with broken flowers and phone numbers changed and tears...
That's right kettle-slash-black AS, putting it all out there...
AS you're leaving lip marks on her ass :-* :-*
AS you're leaving lip marks on her ass :-* :-*
No the Re:delete is for everybody its just have not seen you with my regular group of nar do wells (Deedee excluded) and thought you were chiming in well so thats why the question.Plus i saw Guardian was going to hit you up to join our brotherhood (I see everything Guardian;)...so i was taking a time out to stick my hand out and say hi.Not sure I'd be interested in joining if it meant I had to kiss your asses like this:
may I stand by and provide liquids to quench your thirsts? This way I can observe the carnal knowledge I seem to lack! ;D
Not sure I'd be interested in joining if it meant I had to kiss your asses like this:
some think the way to BKS is ass kissing but really its thru following the rules set forth from the start...bust balls always..I like that...
The way to knighthood is to go to page 1 and familiarize yourself with a basic knowledge of the rules of the BKS Squier. Then of course you must be voted in.
there you go in a nutshell before i could write the exact same thing..sorry man powers been out.
The way to knighthood is to go to page 1 and familiarize yourself with a basic knowledge of the rules of the BKS Squier. Then of course you must be voted in.I am interested if I am found worthy. ;D
Are you at work with no power or home?
________
What's up Miggers?
Are you at work with no power or home?
________
What's up Miggers?
been a little busy trying not to pass out. ;D
Deeds as a young Kim Basinger....I could see that...Yummy :-*
...and get Deeds anus slop full of ice cream ;)
mmmmm anus cream mmmm
that was gross. >:(
i want ice cream now
I can't believe I missed all the fun and love on this thread... I feel like ice cream too now.
wanna go the the marble slab with me? I'll buy. ;D
I can't believe I missed all the fun and love on this thread... I feel like ice cream too now.What out Deeds, Migs might want to EAT YOU. What flavor?
Methinks Miggy is sleeping in today...
What out Deeds, Migs might want to EAT YOU. What flavor?
Try not to fall to temptation too often... but am a purist when I do. French vanilla does it for me. :)
is that for anybody or only those without man junk?
That guy has too much hair to be me... does this mean I'm in?
I kinda like Lord Moe... nobody's answered whether or not I actually IN yet thoughAh, is he to be a squier like me?
Actually he bypassed you Oldschool. He was voted in today. His tenacity and perseverence combined with his allegience to Re: delete has shown brightly.
But don't worry Squire. We're watching you. ;D
did not gets lady muses vote..plus formal announcement and welcome..hate to be a stickler but.....
almost time for this old boy to head for the barn for the night...:)
Rule #5?
lol, nothing like a good brush-down and a bag of oats to end the day!
Lord "Stinky" ;D
>:( >:(
you can forget the sugar cube now...
:-*
uh oh, Lord Moe, somehow in a some weird way, it's very cute.
11. No ladies allowed, but whenches are welcome and requested, and some may require a picture before enterence (no pigs allowed) new rule june 28 per Guardian and AS Deedee is a full member and has voting rights plus we all like her the most...
Hrmph! >:(
I kinda like Lord Moe... nobody's answered whether or not I actually IN yet though
Hrmph! >:(
Passive aggression has always worked for me... :)
Hrmph! Hrmph! Hrmph! Hrmph! Hrmph! Hrmph!
Is it working yet? ;D
Speaking of dreams... Miggy was in one of mine last night.
Speaking of dreams... Miggy was in one of mine last night.
rag on a stick and pizza crusts? Your imagination is ALMOST as vivid as mine ;D
Ech, no to all the above. It was talkie dram where I was with someone and said "oh look there's Miggy," and the person said "who's Miggy," and I said "You know, Miggy," and the person said "No, I don't," blah, blah, etc... I wonder if he looks like he did in my dream?
Ech, no to all the above. It was talkie dram where I was with someone and said "oh look there's Miggy," and the person said "who's Miggy," and I said "You know, Miggy," and the person said "No, I don't," blah, blah, etc... I wonder if he looks like he did in my dream?
NOT like that pic AS just posted, lol.
You had dark hair...short, dark complexion (tanned) kind of narrow face, very black expressive eyes with thick eyelashes and you were wearing a white tee.
ok here you go...:)
NOT like that pic AS just posted, lol.
You had dark hair...short, dark complexion (tanned) kind of narrow face, very black expressive eyes with thick eyelashes and you were wearing a white tee.
Words don't come close to describing the evil within you, child of the corn. (It's funny though) :)
OK since nobody has stepped upWell, today is off to a good start ;D
HEAR YE HEAR YE...ALL PRESENT ON THE JUNE DAY OF THE 29TH IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD RE:DELETE DO HERE BY RECOGNIZE THE NEWEST ADDITION TO BKS LORD MOE "THE KANSAS CORNHOLER, FUCKER OF COWS,TEACHER OF THE RETARDED". HE WILL BRING GREAT HONOR UPON RE:DELETE AND OUR BAND AND IS A FULL MEMBER IN GOOD STANDING (unless he fucks up or pops wise about my migs to many times in the first month) AND WILL BE SUPPORTED BOTH HERE AND AWAY FROM THE SANDBOX THAT IS GENERAL TOPICS....
ok make the change of your sig line to show fidelity..now sit in the back and don't piss me off..:)
Nice tag lines Lord cornholio! ;D ;D ;D ;DWhy thank you, sir...
aww man, lord more? i was hoping for cowfucker or corn holeI've already got a good girl. You have nothing to worry about. This one puts up with my shit so I couldn't risk trading her in ;)especially since deedee thinks that lord moe is oddly cute, i can't deal with this shit, im going to bed again...crying...asses, lol.
i had a dream with deedee in it and she looked like this.
It's really true that whoever isn't here gets nailed, don't they? :P
Hmmm... Nailing you. What a thought ;)
Funny too, it's always Miggy who starts it.
Have we moved the limelight back to Miggy then... :)
When did Oldschool get elevated beyond Squier? did I miss something?
I just handed out my pretty pink vibe-vote, because I think Lord, Stinkyhole sex wouldn't be good since i have explosive diarrhea
I'm sorry....
(http://www.bustedtees.com/images/yourretarded.244.home_thumb.jpg)
im worn out, to much day... :(
im worn out, to much day... :(
Blew your wad early today, huh?
You need to rest up and save some of that, old man :)Just reading between the lines... :)
im worn out, to much day... :(You just a need a recharge bro!
sorry Ms Judi, when we formed are little group it was at first as a support system for "our" miggy since you girls were working him over like a mouse with a ball of yarn but since you had to go and have a real life outside the board Ms Deedee has stepped up and won the hearts of our growing clan and as its Twin heads (ok me and the puppet master) Guardian and I had to amend the BKS charter to allow our sisterhood chapter a full membership...but rules are always able to be changed and since it a democratic (not really Guradian and i rule with an iron fist) group if you wanted to apply and showed love to Re:delete and could meet our high (low) standards we could always look to add you...:)
you're membership was pending, until you dropped off the face of the earth. I'll take your application back up for review
who put you in charge little one? rule #11 sorry judi...:)
And what exactly about Rule #11 is applicable in this case? The "no ladies allowed", or the "no pigs allowed"?
ps - Careful what you say, ...or I'm telling Angel :D
YOUR ALWAYS A LADY...so no ladies allowed...without a vote and approval..:)
Think of this as a wonderful opportunity to work your magic on a lady.
Are the members of the BKS up to it? Can Lord Fucktard rise to the challenge of accepting a lady,
...then converting and transforming her into a wench? Do you have what it takes? I await your answer. :)
Next question as we are doing the interviews here not you Sweety.Rule #3. if at anytime good porn is found all must be alerted.
Are you prepared to send your photo to both AS, migs and myself as Deeds has done?
i always love when ladies call me lord fucktard...tear..
its is always my solemn vow to convert every lady or princess to the rightful position of mistress...:) in front of the crowd a queen behind the doors my dirty pretty little mistress....
Easy young knight. Nobody said anything about our Muse and this fair wench sending porn.Just send the pics! I'll make up the porn myself!
Is that a yes?
PM the three of us with a link to a photo. You're link will not be shared with anyone on getbig or otherwise. You have my word as a gentleman that your privacy will be respected.
Sweet. Nice finds!
PM the three of us with a link to a photo. You're link will not be shared with anyone on getbig or otherwise. You have my word as a gentleman that your privacy will be respected.
So where did you run off to Judi?
I cast my vote to to bring Judi into the BKS. :)
Suddenly I'm thinking of french vanilla ice cream drenched in chocolate syrup :P :P ;) ;)
your faster at this point in the day...good call.Young knights get to vote also or is there a waiting period?
Young knights get to vote also or is there a waiting period?
Suddenly I'm thinking of french vanilla ice cream drenched in chocolate syrup :P :P ;) ;)
i don't know, to many pretty girls in our group could cause a cat fight, well as long as we can watch...yes for me..:)Dunce do I be, he did already. Since I have personally spoken with Judi on many occassions.............. I cast a vote of YEA! ;D
Dunce do I be, he did already. Since I have personally spoken with Judi on many occassions.............. I cast a vote of YEA! ;D
Are females deemed Lady's in memebership? Or Dames?
Dunce do I be, ;D
I was afraid you might not like it... :)On contrare, it is the TOTAL opposite of me! But that's what makes it better! ;D
I, w8tlftr, respectfully submit my request for membership into the honorable guild of the BKS.
Now who do I have to cripple or kill with my mad hand-to-hand skills? Please say Sarcasm.
I, w8lftr, respectfully submit my request for membership into the honorable guild of the BKS.Ah yes w8lfter can be the "Lancelot" of the well renowned BKS. Especially since he arbours the hapless Eaglets. ;D
Now who do I have to cripple or kill with my mad hand-to-hand skills? Please say Sarcasm.
our littleMigsyPopgroup wants to grow!
Don't worry Lord Burro, ...it happens on occassion to every man, at least once in his lifetime. ;)
it hasnt happened yet! And if it ever does, i'll get some popsicle sticks and duct tape. I'll get it done!
{ROTFLMAO}
Now that's commitment!
we need to give them arm bands.
good point. do we have berrets?
Someone needs to be named a town crier.....thankfully my skills lie elsewhere :)
Someone needs to be named a town crier/keeper of the scrolls... thankfully my skills lie elsewhere :)
sshhhhhh ;)
sshhhhhh ;)
:-X . I'll be right over with coffee, sugar lips ;)
I didn't bother to read this whole thread but......who wants to f**k... :P
AS or kansas boy are always up for a good romp
I didn't bother to read this whole thread but......who wants to f**k... :P
a story about euro, and your starfish? :)
a story about euro, and your starfish? :)
He couldn't handle it .... ;)
yeah, you don't know miggy very well do you. Fucktard has spread him WIDE open a few times. I'm sure he'd have no problem accomodating you ;D
Sounds like it could be a sensitive coming of age story... let's hear it :)
Sounds like it could be a sensitive coming of age story... let's hear it :)
You sir are a wanker.... ;D
You sir are a wanker.... ;D
Lol, except I'm a she, not a he, so that would be wankerina to you... :)
Lol, except I'm a she, not a he, so that would be wankerina to you... :)
Hello wankerina....i'm Euro.... :-*
Hello Euro..I'm migs and i will hurt you.. ;D
Don't be jealous.....there's plenty of holes for teh both of us.... ;)
shot gun anus
<Deedee in kelly scarf and dark sunglasses with overnight bag at the greyhound terminal purchasing one way ticket to Plattsburgh>
<Deedee in kelly scarf and dark sunglasses with overnight bag at the greyhound terminal purchasing one way ticket to Plattsburgh>
I'll be there waiting hun. ;)
I might be better off hitch hiking to Yellowknife :)
not if i can help it you wont
Most definitly not clownboy :-*
Lets just wait what Deedee has to say mmmmmmm-k.... ;)
Actually I'm waiting to hear what Flower has to say LOL
I've already been to Amsterdam several times...
Many of my relatives live within spitting distance of your fine country... yes, Amsterdam is always fun :)
Many of my relatives live within spitting distance of your fine country... yes, Amsterdam is always fun :)Deedee, don't tease Migs. I've been here long enough to know he's eating his cereal with a pistol most mornings :)
Deedee, don't tease Migs. I've been here long enough to know he's eating his cereal with a pistol most mornings :)
I think I would have a blast over there :-X
Many of my relatives live within spitting distance of your fine country... yes, Amsterdam is always fun :)
Did you visit the "Bulldog" by any chance?..... ;)
Isn't that a hostel/hotel? Or are you talking about the cafe? I vaguely remember something... ;)
hahah..actually we only really need two votes. But that may change as we get more members. I'll raise a point of order.Rule #5. any new members must be voted in by 2/3rds majority and cannot have any affliiation with hillary clinton.
OK so to bring all up to speed at this point the legion has grown to:
Knights of the realm and protectors of Re: delete -
AS - Lord Fucktard The Enforcer
YMBL - Guardian of Truth
Migs - Lord Burro
HH6 - Captain Underpants
SuperNatural - What's his nuts
Derek - Lord Moe
OldSchool - Lord Stinky Balut
BKS Sisterhood Chapter -
Deedee - Our Lady Fair and Muse
Jags - Lady Wankerina* name pending
Current BKS Squires -
w8lftr - Major Messy Face* name pending
Anyone missing from this list? It's been hectic the last few days.
Once again the muse strikes like lightning.
Potential names for Judi...
Lady Wankerina
ROFLMAO
:o :o :o Oh no no nono no!
Already both you & Migspy-Pop have referred to me as Princess.
It's a given, ...plus I already have a tiara. Let's roll with that. :)
Agreed. Only the knights get abusive names. We get the pedestal thing. :)
Um not agreed. One never get's to make their own name regardless of who. all of us have been "dubbed" by others.
and besides, I kinda like calling you Lady Wankerina already Judi :P ;) :-*
lol, already the womenfolk are causing trouble. How long did that take? ;D
Lol, I meant both of us... get two together and... :)
OK so to bring all up to speed at this point the legion has grown to:
Knights of the realm and protectors of Re: delete -
AS - Lord Fucktard The Enforcer
YMBL - Guardian of Truth
Migs - Lord Burro
HH6 - Captain Underpants
SuperNatural - What's his nuts
Derek - Lord Moe
OldSchool - Lord Stinky Balut
BKS Sisterhood Chapter -
Deedee - Our Lady Fair and Muse
Jags - Lady Wankerina* name pending
Current BKS Squires -
w8lftr - Major Messy Face* name pending
Anyone missing from this list? It's been hectic the last few days.
i am so tired hot and sweaty and now back...
I'm starting to feel a little left out....... :-[
That's cause you're not part of the gang X Boarder. ;)
She already knows how mean I am. We barely speak. Enjoy yourself and tell her when she gets here next week to make sure she brings her pocketbook. I need cash. ;D
Does our fine and noble Lord Fucktard need a moment to re-energize the chi in his micro-cosmic orbit?
ssshhh she doesn't know I have one ;)
Do we need to hear the massage "spa" details :P
You just don't know her. My mom would get on here and "support getbig" the whole damn board if she knew about it ;D
ok whos euro monster how long have i been gone?...... ::)
yes, i need a shower...
he kinda snuck up
ok whos euro monster how long have i been gone?
Ok i'll give up....you winn....damn your mom is a bitch!!!.... :D
would this help?
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/gold.jpg)
or is this not the type of shower to which you were referring?
Euro climbed out of the basement this morning and decided he liked the humor up here.
Actually, Euro monster is an ok guy.
Already he's learning to defer to and to concede to Lord Guardian in your absence. See above
would this help?
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/gold.jpg)
or is this not the type of shower to which you were referring?
Do i look like i live in a basement in a country full of threes?....my name is not Jimmy mmmmmmmm-k.... ::)
young princess, you have been working my men over in my absence but i yet to see a change in sig line to show fidelity to our group? does someone need to be put over my knee and have her panties pulled down and her butt turned fire engin red???
Just give me a name on you list and i'll be a happy camper and i'll promise to contribute to this wunderful thread..... ;)
Listen to the brass nipples on this chick.
young princess, you have been working my men over in my absence but i yet to see a change in sig line to show fidelity to our group?
does someone need to be put over my knee and have her panties pulled down and her butt turned fire engin red???
You called me Princess! :D
Thank You Lord Fucktard. It's now official then huh?
From now on, I shall henceforth be known throughout the kingdom, as "Jaguar - The Princess Caramel."
ooooooohhhhh, you are too good to me.
...they're already halfway off as i type {blush} {squish} {squish}
i do have to say that i agree with his hatred of clowns
You called me Princess! :D
Thank You Lord Fucktard. It's now official then huh?
From now on, I shall henceforth be known throughout the kingdom, as "Jaguar - The Princess Caramel."
ooooooohhhhh, you are too good to me.
...they're already halfway off as i type {blush} {squish} {squish}
You called me Princess! :D
Thank You Lord Fucktard. It's now official then huh?
From now on, I shall henceforth be known throughout the kingdom, as "Jaguar - The Princess Caramel."
ooooooohhhhh, you are too good to me.
...they're already halfway off as i type {blush} {squish} {squish}
wankerina squish squish
I'm starting to feel bad for ever saying that word, lol.
It seems you guys forgot to validate my name..... ::)
everybody wants a piece...
Then give it to me..... ;)Hmmmmmm.....hates clowns.......would kill them all...............what sets in here.............maybe popping ballons of clowns would really piss them off..................... .......AHA:
Hmmmmmm.....hates clowns.......would kill them all...............what sets in here.............maybe popping ballons of clowns would really piss them off..................... .......AHA:
Lord Needledick! ;D
clownfucker
clown shoes
euro trash
netherpenis
pond jumper
IT
bozo
krusty
little lord poopie pants
others
Way to step up to the plate with the BKS addition Lady Wankerina :-*
You'll always be my little Wankerina :-*
;D
Lol...
at least Wankerina is better than Lady TuppieToot or worse :)
Actually I think AS fancies your Wanking skills too :)
I know it's not Wankerina, but... :)
opps forgot the most pretty lady..good morning guardian...:)
ms princess, lady muse ...good morning ladies..
Good Morning AS. Sleep well?
the proud and glorious spaniard. :'( ;D
simmer down wankerina squish squish...You see we all have names that were given to us. Kinda like when you call the fat kid "slim" in school. Or the anorexic one "tubby" You just have to like it and go with it. All of us, except Gaurdian (which i'm still wondering how he got away with it) get funked up names. I was the proud and Glorious Spaniard, but now simply Lord Burro. Basicaly waht im saying is...KNOW YOUR ROLE! ;D
Morning AS (no rest for the wicked)... :)
and Miggy Pop. The Guardian has been holding down the fort all by himself today :)
guardian is all about holding his own...:)
i dont get anything from the can. I make my noodles from scratch. Im a good provider! ;D
These two are breaking my heart, where are my cheetos and warm corner?
so tell me wankerina squish squish, do you like cream in your coffee? wink, wink, honk, honk ;D
my wife's at work. what the hell else am I supposed to do ;D
beer,porn,espn,nap,porn,dump,jerkoff,espn,beer,pizza...repeat...
sleep, oh you mean what your supposed to do when your not here, not so good thanks for asking...:)
how about sweet and jason alexanderish, without the $$$
sounds like you've got it pretty well down. :)
who said anything about $$$ ???
you said rich.
Yes, I said rich, ...not wealthy.
...although being wealthy doesn't hurt, ...it's not a pre-requisite,
...and it certainly wouldn't make up for any shortfalls in other areas.
rich vs. wealthy form a womans prospective is what?
waht shortfalls?
Rich is plentiful, well-rounded, full-bodied... ie: a rich cup of coffee, a rich sense of humour, a rich life.
Think of it in terms of cooking. ie: a rich sauce... there's a lot to it. A guy with a rich life is one who likes to go places, do things, experiences and enjoys life to the fullest. He's not some one-trick pony who eats, sleeps, poops, and wants to shag.
Wealthy is just lots of money. See the difference.
Shortfalls would be those areas that are absolute dealbreakers
what would the deal breakers be?
For starters, this... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=73710.msg1130539#msg1130539 (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=73710.msg1130539#msg1130539)
no im hairier! :-X
time to roll around on some duct tape
Hi fellas and wankerina..... :D
I know i'm not wanted in this thread of yours but i felt the need to just say hi..... :-\
.......Hi..... :D
not that your not wanted just want to slow the new roll call of BKS and to many bum rush the door everytime we open the books, keep plugging and someone might put you up for membership.Must remind you to go over the application of w8tlftr. IMO with him and Princess Caramel on the same team, it ought to be a laugher!
Must remind you to go over the application of w8tlftr. IMO with him and Princess Caramel on the same team, it ought to be a laugher!
Of course you're wanted. Plus, you're the only European rep we've got.
Now Euro, I was gonna submit your name for consideration, ...til you called me Wankerina? >:(
lol, ok what else
You'll always be my little Wankerina :-*
;D
And Dutch Ovens! >:( those are definite deal breakers.
but always funny...:)
Must remind you to go over the application of w8tlftr. IMO with him and Princess Caramel on the same team, it ought to be a laugher!
Good point Lord Stinky. We must consider w8tlftr's application.
I propose he be dubbed "Lord Mongo". Major Messy Face is just too ...icky!
There's always El Guapo, ...or we could just call him "Dirty Sanchez" hahaha. ;D
WE.....WE......at what point did I give any new person either male or female the right to bring in new members? there is a hiarchy in this group and unless your me or Guardian or sometimes migs nobody gets to call a vote or use the term we in regards to the direction of MY BKS....No disrespect AS. I just wanted to remind you of w8's application. I know my role, and have STFU! ;D
to quote the rock "know your role and shut your hole"....anybody that has a problem with that needs to let me know... >:(
to quote the rock "know your role and shut your hole"....anybody that has a problem with that needs to let me know... >:(
{pssst} ...can I get a spanking? :D
does that mean I don't get my spanking? :'(
Is it time yet for my initiation f**k with Princess Caramel or Wankerina?.... :P
très charmant, Dutch boy...
I think you have a serious self esteem, confidence problem. :)
It was supposed to be funny... as in you DON'T have a self-esteem, confidence problem. Didn't it translate well? ;)
don't think Deedee...it's not becoming you very much... :-\
no, naughty girls get spankings, good girls get tied up and ladies that are upsetting me or making up rules or working to run my group get a stern tongue lashing...and no not the good kind... ;)
carefull euro eurocrusher crusher of the insubordinate women its dangerous to insult our muse... >:(
WE.....WE......at what point did I give any new person either male or female the right to bring in new members? there is a hiarchy in this group and unless your me or Guardian or sometimes migs nobody gets to call a vote or use the term we in regards to the direction of MY BKS....
to quote the rock "know your role and shut your hole"....anybody that has a problem with that needs to let me know... >:(
Ah, after this 5 day weekend, I look forward to the bantering of the BKS! ;D
What is it that some people HAVE TO stay up until 12:00 AM to light off their BEST fireworks? I was ready to just bring out the water hose and ruin it for them. ;D
morning flip, we had a huge storm. We needed it.Haven't bathed lately? ;D
Ah AS I have not acheived the statis to live near the great Lord Fucktard as of yet. But Manassas VA is close enogh.
you and i may have to go to lunch one day..as long as i get to pick the place...:)That's totally cool. You're paying anyway, so pick wherever you want! ;D But I will bring you an egg! ;D
That's totally cool. You're paying anyway, so pick wherever you want! ;D But I will bring you an egg! ;Dpass...:)
Haven't bathed lately? ;D
pretty much
i feel like my ribs were bashed in by a baseball bat. I've had a fever for the last 3 days and (this is gross) but there are times where im not sure which exit is going to take hierarchy
nope, had to cancel my cookout and stuff. Trying to get better since i have closing tomorrow. I need my nurse to come over
Ah AS I have not acheived the statis to live near the great Lord Fucktard as of yet. But Manassas VA is close enogh.
I knew a girl that lived in that neck of the woods. She gave head like a three speed fan.
What is it that some people HAVE TO stay up until 12:00 AM to light off their BEST fireworks? I was ready to just bring out the water hose and ruin it for them. ;D
Sounds like my neighbour across the street. It's been 5 days... and they're still lighting them off.
Thankfully they have small kids, so they don't wait as long. As soon as it gets dark, they fire them off...but they use fireworks for EVERYTHING. Victoria Day, Canada Day, ...sheesh, I'm surprised they don't light them up for Ground Hog Day.
i bet...sorry i know your sick but i can't help myself... ;DAS where are the candy stripes?
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AS where are the candy stripes?
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/CDUCoverart/Adult/Medium/Front/02520391699.jpg)Migs is thinking" If only it was really true" ;D
i'd feel better if i could lay my head on someones lap and get my tummy rubbed. Muse, oh muse???
that and you don't smell as nice as she does
thanks i shave and shower and put on your favorite after shave and this is how you treat me ....monster...
sorry pookie, but sometimes the truth hurts. Kinda like seeing Gaurdian squating on a baseball bat
wow why you would want a mental image of Guardian on a baseball bat is to use a word gross...i think your fever is back you need to go lay down...How bout them Steelers?
I call first dibs on spanking Wankerina for her birthday
How about my vote, bitches! :)
i would vote for you but you would have to say "im a pretty little girl and the philadelphia eagles are going to win the super bowl..." ;D
Sure. Right after you pledge your allegence to the Dallas Cowboys (America's team) and sing "I'm a little tea cup" in your pretty Sunday dress with a cute little hat sporting pink ribbons. :)
i'm still feeling crappy, but the fever is gone
pretty much, but there was some cookie tossing too. Basically its like a severe form of food poisoning. with fever and headaches. I had to get an iv for fluids.
you should feel bad about making fun of someone who is sick. ;)
Miggy I assume that comment is directed at AS who finds all of these photos to torment you with... I have never been anything but supportive and kind and enquiring after your health and wellbeing. :)
of course it was directed to AS. Sugar lips, you have been very supportive :-*
oh deedee, whatever you say...oh your the best ...your always right...:)
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if she looked like charlize theron, you'd have to get the jaws of life and pry me off her ass.
I can see it has all come full circle and everything is now back to normal... :)
Not necessarily tongue, but you know - apply crazy glue to lips and take a running start - sort of works for me on every level.
Happy, happy birthday Jags... :)
she can get a flying camel
or a dirty sanchez followed by a zombie! ;D
whats a zombie?
When a chicka gives a hummer you unload the money shot on her face. She then walks around like a "zombie" with her arms out stretched while moaning and stumbling about blindly.
A classic party favorite. :D
When a chicka gives a hummer you unload the money shot on her face. She then walks around like a "zombie" with her arms out stretched while moaning and stumbling about blindly.
A classic party favorite. :D
Who are you? :-\
A man with a very dark sense of humor. ;)
When a chicka gives a hummer you unload the money shot on her face. She then walks around like a "zombie" with her arms out stretched while moaning and stumbling about blindly.ROFLMAO! Bro you've got some of the funniest experiences!
A classic party favorite. :D
When a chicka gives a hummer you unload the money shot on her face. She then walks around like a "zombie" with her arms out stretched while moaning and stumbling about blindly.
A classic party favorite. :D
When a chicka gives a hummer you unload the money shot on her face. She then walks around like a "zombie" with her arms out stretched while moaning and stumbling about blindly.LOL
A classic party favorite. :D
Has YMBL decided on w8tlftr?
i feel like my ribs were bashed in by a baseball bat. I've had a fever for the last 3 days and (this is gross) but there are times where im not sure which exit is going to take hierarchy
wow that was nice judi, helping migs instead of poking him in the eye ..what a concept..:)
I vote in favor as well.
Who am I voting on? :P ;D
I vote in favor as well.w8tlftr
Who am I voting on? :P ;D
i really need to win the lottery..would help if i played...:)
Sucks so far... I got MAYBE an hour and a half of sleep... I did have a decent workout this morning though...
yeah i was telling my sister hat i need the lotto. She said why, i'd still be "empty" SHe's one of those born agion kinda types. Then i told her that I want it so that I can buy off everyone's debt and travel. She was cool with that then.
Morning Cornohole
i would definatly travel. But i also thought that i would like to opena kids school like the one Andre Agassi has in Vegas. At least when i dide I would have done something good. Nothing like trying to bribe your way into heavan!
lol, well see, i think im a pretty good person. I try to helkp others when i can, try not to screw anyone over. Not big into going church or religion but hey, no one is perfect. Hmm cheerleaders, maybe i should reconsider my goals.
not bad, however i think one of them somehow snuck under the radar in the admisssions department
I would open a school for upcoming "porn starlets" (females only). Make sure they take tests every week and have to pass. All the while I would own the rights to video them and make money off their DVD's. Once they hit 30, they get expelled. Then in with the new students.
Re:delete would proudly donate the godly wisdom to making sure these women "make it".
whole new meaing to oral examinationThere would always be a "new head" of the class!
Lol, I can see this is the big dreamer's thread today...
AS, I figured you would be in bed crying after the brutal, savage, monster owning sarcasm put on you! ;) Do those goofy shits think they're hurting people's feelings?? ::) Dumbasses like him crack me up!
Morning Migs, Flip, and Deedee
normally i just ignore them and let them play in there space but they did come here and start slinging stones plus i had nothing to do and nothing on tv friday.its all one big game they work to get a rise out of someone but really its just stupid, oh well, when you have multiple accounts and can support your own dumb jokes..I put in a vote of confidnece in w8tlftr and my suggestion for a name would be Jester Jism because he is amuses us. ;D
anyway are we close to a decision on w8lfter and what his new name shout be?
Somebody toss up the list of prospective names please. I'm not wading through 10 pages of BKS dribble. :)
It's always a good morning! Good morning Deedee, and Derek. I already slop kissed the other two a holes. ;D
hey guardian good your back in the sandbox todayiwe missed you..:)
Are you implying something mister... :)
Are you implying something mister... :)
i think he was talking about migs and i ms muse..
im implying something
Actually Derek can be the other A hole. :D I just want to do your A hole! ;D
he said "other" two a holes, implying that derek and I were a holes too...
Actually Derek can be the other A hole. :D I just want to do your A hole! ;DYou know Migs is only one step away from Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down. He might just go apeshit and kill everyone at the "massage" parlor because you pissed him off at asians. ;)
You know Migs is only one step away from Michael Douglas' character in Falling Down. He might just go apeshit and kill everyone at the "massage" parlor because you pissed him off at asians. ;)With Migs background, he'll kill em with a frying pan!
Good to see you have a heart Lord Burro. :)Lol, ask him the recipe on how to cook one! ;D
a slow braise is best, its a tough piece of meatTougher than AS' meat? ;D
Tougher than AS' meat? ;D
Deedee unless we keep up the high standard, Re:delete will make sure erasure of the currnet roster is revamped! ;D
yeah, and im about to leave to run some errandsDamn it! Ok, have fun and slap a mushroom print on Always Sore's forehead for me! ;)and give AS his morning zombie.
Damn it! Ok, have fun and slap a mushroom print on Always Sore's forehead for me! ;)
that last one on the horse is pretty funny ;D
screw you guys, im going back to bed! deedee is waiting for me ;D
screw you guys, im going back to bed! deedee is waiting for me ;D
wtf...why arent we picking on the absent folks?
wtf...why arent we picking on the absent folks?
derek, flip are mia
Ah, my fellow bretheren of the BKS, I am now in California visiting family and just wanted to drop by and say "f**k YOU ALL"! ;D Of course with much respect! I'll drop in from time to time while I'm here! Hey Migs, quit being a pinata and kich AS and YMBL in the nuts. Easiest way to do that is talk about the NFL teams they support! HAHAHAHAHAHAH ;D
Good to see you Love button :-* How was your day on our side?
It was fun sugar lips :-*, I was due for my brainwashing meeting and haven't been felt up by customs agents in a while so I'm glad I got that out of the way...
Yech!!! :-X
It was only a breast exam, not the other thing! :)
scut?
interesting, i've worked in a hospital too and never heard that term
thats because people do not like to call you scut monkey to your face..:)
and by work did you mean spent time there getting a gastric bypass..? ;D
Don't hate me 'cause I'm pretty.
You didn't call me gay when you spread the cheeks and licked the milk dud. :-X :-X :-X
I think I really just threw up a little in my mouth after writing that...Steelers...
wow here you go big guy...closet door just burst open...How did you think I found this website and BKS?
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That's your brown stained a-hole that AS was licking. You've never had Milk Dud candies?
I always miss the good stuff... >:(
my advice...don't move your head when someone says "ok ok ok oh god yes now" then you do not miss the good stuff...:)Trust him Deedee... he knows and he NEVER misses the good stuff! :)
hope this helps..:)
Trust him Deedee... he knows and he NEVER misses the good stuff! :)
ok..new guy i guess somebody wanted to step up and be my new comic foil, migs can take a break now.I'm on dial up today so it'll be no contest but I guarantee I won't break and run like Migs. ;D
I'm on dial up today so it'll be no contest but I guarantee I won't break and run like Migs. ;D
im sure your fight or flight syndrom is broken fly boy, stuck on permanent bend over mode with a self lubricating inset...:)It's about as broke as your spell check, guy. Maybe you oughta stick with Miggsy, your ass might be raw when I'm done... never mind. Forgot you like that;)
Frightening.
Sugar Love, I think you are the only normal man here today... :-*
air farce boy...I was proud of that. I was even prouder of the way you can catch my high-flying loads in your mouth though... :)
(http://www.geocities.com/jaypee82/images/Aim_High.jpg)
Sugar Love, I think you are the only normal man here today... :-*
Thank you Sweets, I think you're right :)
are we just going to do gay humor because that gets boring really fast, but go with what you are i can work either way..:)I told you I'm on dial up so pics are out. I'm lucky to get yours to work. What other kinds of humor do you suggest we explore... wait I'll ask your mom what she thinks... well, she said you're a sperm burgular and that is ALWAYS funny
Now who's the caveman mr. sore ::)
LOL
I told you I'm on dial up so pics are out. I'm lucky to get yours to work. What other kinds of humor do you suggest we explore... wait I'll ask your mom what she thinks... well, she said you're a sperm burgular and that is ALWAYS funny
:)
that's about par for the course for your lips on "ms flower's" ass lately. well done. ;)
wait so that implies that you're a classy guy? mr. blockbuster video romance ;D
ok we can do the words thing, lame ass dial up..:)I know, you got me with the dial up pic while I was posting. Had to wait another minute for it to load before the reply would go through.
well tell mom to hurry up with you premature ejaculating ass and to stop by my house with something for dinner.
I know, you got me with the dial up pick while I was posting. Had to wait another minute for it to load before the reply would go through.
I gave your mom the zombie waiting for the pic to load. She should be right over. Oh, and she wrung the towel out over your salad...enjoy :)
I know, you got me with the dial up pic while I was posting. Had to wait another minute for it to load before the reply would go through.
I gave your mom the zombie waiting for the pic to load. She should be right over. Oh, and she wrung the towel out over your salad...enjoy :)
This sounds like a migs response, only it's typed with no errors and I can read it. ;D
no im a asshole with a god complex but ms flower is classy and your both ladies..:)
hope this helps..:)
Go f**k yourself.
Hope that helps too ;D
i wait 5 min for a zombie mother joke??? if i wanted to stare at something useless and dead i would have ask you to PM me a pic of your cock..:)STFU and eat your salad. I'm short-changing my shit talking skills to help improve speed.
now thats a migs response except
go f**k yourself
STFU and eat your salad. I'm short-changing my shit talking skills to help improve speed.
I told you it wouldn't be a challenge.
yes like playing keep away with a dead dog not much excitement for me would you just like to bow out and try again another day or do you really like being pounded in the ass..wait i know you like that but i was speaking about on the baord not in your bed..:)Go f**k yourself and work on that spell check thing... waiting an hour to see your lame shit and then having to use my decoder ring to read it is pissing me off. ;)
Probably pretending to work at the moment. Must haveAgreed. :Dan employee in his officea cock in his orifice:-X
Agreed. :D
i hate all of you...except for my absent Deedee
I am announcing my triumphant return to the ranks of BKS. I have been away battling the minions of freedom and democracy far to long..that and we have finally gotten unblocked satelitedsl. All the porn and get big I can handle. We even got beer from out contractor friends. This ohne guy we one was a formwer marine recon guy. he worked for the department of Stae asa contractor last year 6 months. 1000 bucks a day in iraq. There is so much money to be made here or there. If anybody saw the video of the german columnn that got shot up in Afganistn 3 weeks ago.. CNN had it.. my guys were there.. thy're getting medals.. go figure.. nothing else new.. hope u all have been good.
Huh? :'( ...you hate me too?
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/but.gif) I even tried to make you chicken soup... wasn't my fault the chickens refused to co-operate. :'(
someone just made all over there keyboard..:)
lol AS, just made what though? :)
lol AS, just made what though? :)
Miggy just produced the butter for his nutbutter pancakes :)
Thanks for the explanation... that's what I thought.
However, I think my rose is faded as far as Miggy is concerned. I think he found someone new :'(
Thanks for the explanation... that's what I thought.
However, I think my rose is faded as far as Miggy is concerned. I think he found someone new :'(
Really? What a fool.
You are a true prize love button and it is my sincere hope that when you do happen across the right gentleman, he has the vision and wisdom to recognize the bounty before him :)
Really? What a fool.
You are a true prize love button and it is my sincere hope that when you do happen across the right gentleman, he has the vision and wisdom to recognize the bounty before him :)
i think i just threw up a little in my mouth...
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Hi bunnies...
Looks like I'm coming back down to your side of the fence this weekend. Miggy-pop, since you have a ride, why don't you pick me up at the airport... :)
Thanks for the explanation... that's what I thought.
However, I think my rose is faded as far as Miggy is concerned. I think he found someone new :'(
AS will you make up your mind already? One day I'm called a caveman and the next you jest because I'm a gentleman?
Flower would eat dog crap for $50 you be the judge.
It is what it is.
I could always send you free porn Migs! ;D
Me, OzmO and friends will being playing POKER this weekend! ;D Now if I can just win some money................
Oooooh! I'm in!!!I'm in Cali, so it's live Princess................ ................you could always come and dance on the table for us though!
sup fooker
I'm in Cali, so it's live Princess................ ................you could always come and dance on the table for us though!
how was vacation butt munch?
Very very drunk, knob gobbler. :)
I also ate my body weight in filipino food. ;D
good to hear pole smoker ;)
they have flip food in arizona? It looked like the jet ski was suffering, lol
They have filipino food when my mother is cooking it, meat gazer. :)
Damn right that jet ski was suffering. It had to support 240 lbs of savage untamed pinoy poke poke machine! ;D
Didnt know that, johnson muncher.
For those of you unfamiliar with Migs hidden talent ;)
Migs and AS walk into a bar down in West Virginia. The two young men are sitting at the bar just talking, when they notice that OSF was choking on his opossum burger. Concerned about him, Migs asks AS if they should help him out. AS thinks it's necessary, so Migs walks over to AS, gets behind him, pulls his pants down and licks his ass crack. Repulsed, OSF immediately spits up the piece of meat he was choking on. Migs then says to AS, "Man that Hine Lick Maneuver really does work every single time!"
Been saving that one for a while huh? I remember when you're mom got drunk and gave everyone a bj thinking it was a breathalizer test.
oldschool flip probably would hit it.
Hey welcome back w8? When did you leave? ;D
What's wrong now?
He's been getting hammered like a screen door in a hurricane by my witty remarks. ;D
no not hardly
listen here Wankerina squish squish, we all have to pitch in around here. He needed help and you dissed him...not very BKS of you :-\
I think this is the first time I've ever been left alone in the sandbox... it's so quiet and peaceful. I could have a whole conversation with myself and there wouldn't be any mention of j**m or m*nb*tter :)
Care to snuggle boo? :-*
Yes at this point you could be. Lunch? ;)
Of course I'd have lunch with Miggy, except he's a million miles away. Running over to have deli with the Guardian aka Sugar lips, is a touch more in line with reality.
You never come around any more Miggy... :)
poker, he hardly knew her
Whew all this warm weather in the SF BAY AREA is nice compared to the humid, muggy air in Northern VA!
34 celsius sounds pretty good if it were fahrenheit right now. I hate putting on the ac...
Lol...weak southerners. Try a Canadian winter sometime...
tuesday and it already feels like im a turtle living in a very hot fishbowl..
You don't have AC? My house is set to 75 degrees and it feels like a server room. :P
no house is 70 i could store meat in my living room, i was complaing about from the car to my office (which i keep at 69). and then going the other direction ..being a little girl i know.
would but as it melted it would look like i can't control myself..i try not to look like Migs (good morning buddy)..:)
Lol...weak southerners. Try a Canadian winter sometime...
With that rap thread, I remember that song where this guy used to get it on with the girls and get laid and have fun. I think it was called "Gettin' Miggy with it"! ;D
Weak southerners?! :'(
i was gonna ask if you waned to snuggle during the cold months, but alas i fear that the chill coming from your cold womanly heart
f*ckersJust helping to make sure they heard you. Did you get all the fruity pebbles out of the gun barrel this morning?
I meant that AS is weak and girlish. You are big and strong and carry a gunthat doubles as a spoon.
I meant that AS is weak and girlish. You are big and strong and carry a gun.
I don't wanna hear one word about the heat not one word..u wonderful tax paying bastards who I love dearly ;D...should come over here........atleast u have the beach ..AC..hot chicks ..BEER.....bikini's ....shall i continue......love u all very much :P
PAY UR TAXES SO I CAN GET SOME and could u tell ur congressmen that beer and naked chicks makes us fight harder....I woul like to stop being treated like a child whilest the taliban shoots at me please ;D
f**k the AC! Take in the heat! If not get the f**k out of the kitchen! HAHAHAHAHAHA1! Just kidding! ;D
I meant that AS is weak and girlish. You are big and strong and carry a gun.
Just helping to make sure they heard you. Did you get all the fruity pebbles out of the gun barrel this morning?
Morning all.
Very true, Lady Wank is asking for it...Deep and hard ;)
Oh yeah, like pinning her ankles behind her head kinda bangin ;)
LOL on your dirty talk guys... maybe you need some ice cubes
Hi sugar lips :-* , honey
and w8tlfter...
if I brought the ice cubes it would defeat the purpose, now wouldn't it?
How's your day going? Getting a hang of the crutches? Broken or sprained love?
Hmmm.... who's purpose we talkin' about? ;)
Hobbling around, but people have been great and so far have not been mowed down while crossing the street even though I don't make it on the green light. What about you? Working hard or paper clips zinging past peoples' heads?
No paper clips today :)
Lol, not yours :)
I see... so it's a good thing some of your sandbox buddies have not been around to distract you today... :)
Yea I guess it is.
Concur. However it's kinda difficult to not get caught up in the war debates :-\
In my world hmmm...Exciting, tonight I go home to finish laying and stacking bricks for the landscape island I'm building on my front yard. LOL
LOL
Yeah this old guy stuff is really lightspeed. ;D
I hate Home Depot. The scariest words uttered in my house by my wife..."Let's go to Home Depot and get some things" :-\
Home Depot is the best place in the world. As soon as you walk through the door, the smell of lumber and hope fills the air.
hey could you and my wife get together and work on building a new deck before football season??
Lol, yeah okay I'll get right on that AS. Need any rooms painted? Refinishing? It's not like I have anything to do otherwise... :)
well im sure there are a lot of projects i could come up with, just grab my credit card and have fun...:)
isn't that what you tell the hookers?
isn't that what you tell the hookers?
well im sure there are a lot of projects i could come up with, just grab my credit card and have fun...:)
How come no one ever says that for real, lol?
she probably made her own crutches
i would like to see you two in daisy duke shorts and white cotten t's as you guys work....:)
wow your bitter like a lemon today buddy...wake up with wood but your hand fall asleep again...:)
:-\
sometimes i get moody
Yeah, we could braid each other's hair and giggle while we hammer, and then once the deck is finished we could have a pillow fight which would lead to an all out tickle fest. You could invite the neighbors for beers and watch. :)
You need some cold milk, graham crackers, and a nap. :P
Yeah, we could braid each other's hair and giggle while we hammer, and then once the deck is finished we could have a pillow fight which would lead to an all out tickle fest. You could invite the neighbors for beers and watch. :)
I will be there with a cold brew. Would not miss it for the world. ;)
AS that's your photo opp.
Maybe you should swing by and pick up Miggy on your way over. He's such a cranky-face today. I bet he has sleep creases on his cheeks and bed hair...
maybe i just need some lovin. not like i have a swarm of girls... ;)
not your puppet..:) plus its one of the things i hoped not to do today..glad i did not say poke fun at migs..whewwww.
i would pick up migs to watch the "two hot girls construction action" but then he would know where i lived and i would wake up one night with a spanish george costanza in white cotton panties with deedee written accross them dancing semi nude with a firearm asking where my computer and lotion was..and nobody wants that...:)
maybe i just need some lovin. not like i have a swarm of girls... ;)
maybe i just need some lovin. not like i have a swarm of girls... ;)
no, can't do it. besides i dont have a pic to post and stuff.
migs here's the best tip anyone is ever going to give you on getting yourself a harem.... www.match.com
No BS, no joke.
or try adultfriendfinder.com just cut the middle man out and find a pool of sweaty females that are looking for a hard 2 inches and a good attidude..:)
Ahem, i do go out. What's your sign Deedee? God that sounded like a bad pick-up line. you have to fill out some personality form and post pics and stuff dont you? I tried a yahoo one or something like that before and it sucked.
here you go
strong, silent, well established business man with the looks of a tv star, looking to meet the love of his life. I am really devoted to any lady who would take the time to see the real me. I like chatting with friends on the computer and am a big contributer to a fitness site.I am a firearms lover but not the kind of guy who would wear womens panties and dance nude with a gun. I am a great cook and a very forgiving guy who despite never knowing love and having been left at two proms would be willing to share my heart again. I will travel for the right lady and would cut down on my 10 times a day jerkoff habit. If you like pinia colodas and dancing in the rain and would rather drink a six pack then have your man have one i am your guy. Plus you can kick me like a red headed step child and i will always love you more...
Migs...:)
Ahem, i do go out. What's your sign Deedee? God that sounded like a bad pick-up line. you have to fill out some personality form and post pics and stuff dont you? I tried a yahoo one or something like that before and it sucked.
I'm a Pisces Miggy... we're opposites. :'(
(http://www.dgreetings.com/newimages/zodiacsigns/pisces.gif)
and what does that say about migs as the opposite of that :-X
Why?
It's nice! I didn't post the bad stuff, like how Virgos are hypocondriacs, overly obsessive about details, and nit-pickers of the highest order. :)
Why?
It's nice! I didn't post the bad stuff, like how Virgos are hypocondriacs, overly obsessive about details, and nit-pickers of the highest order. :)
the thing is, I am a damn good catch. Can't help it if women are to (fill in the blank) to figure it out.
You will meet your one true love... because of course you are a catch! Now let me see your left palm and I'll tell you when :) P.S. What do you think of my new head schmatta and gold loop earings?
You will meet your one true love... because of course you are a catch! Now let me see your left palm and I'll tell you when :) P.S. What do you think of my new head schmatta and gold loop earings?
What are you going to see on that palm besides hair? :)
here you go deeds i like this one better..:)
(http://www.blackmarketchicago.com/images/slave-collars/Pet-Lead-Slave-Collar-With-Leather-Loop.bmp)
That's definitely a different look than the gimp gypsy. :)
I like it. I think chokers should make a come-back. Nice to wear with a crisp white blouse. The leash is optional... ;)
so are hand cuffs
were not talking about your dates so trunk and duct tape need not be used also.
all of you, even the gimp are being cruel today!
:-\
so is it bad to find your friends sister cute?
match.com migs have faith.
Gaurdian, is that how you found you significant other
Gaurdian, is that how you found you significant other
No actually she was a sales rep that I hired at a previous job.
On more than one occasion ;)
Never forget the first time I ate her. Spread her out on the conference room table when everyone else had gone home. Good stuff ;) muhahahahah *evil dracula laugh*
hey i did the conference table mombo myself..small world..:)
This is pretty scary isn't it ;)
maybe i should hire a hot assistant..and buy a conference table.
ok tell you mom i'll be right over
um seriously, you guys? wtf? It's too quiet in here.
its friday and the air is right for........(fill in the blank)
clerks 2
That's possible.
Miggy-Pop doesn't care about me anymore and maybe the bloom is off the rose for him with the burro jokes too. I think he may have left us for good... :'(
Hope he finds true love...
I prefer to think that last night as Miggy was driving home he got into a traffic jam and became really annoyed with the constant leaning on the horn from the vehicle behind him, so he got out his gun but when he approached the car, seething with passionate anger, he saw it was a beautiful young woman, and it was love at first sight, and they are currently en route to the Elvis wedding chapel in Vegas. :)
... is now in some shower in vegas crying and holding himself and cooling off his backdoor entrence...:)
Is this like going off to the crusades or something? :)
On this day we have struck an agreement with Bluto on the Y board. Rule #12 of the BKS policy has been invoked. We are now establishing a BKS stronghold on the Y and all of our members will be expected to make their presence known as we help Bluto to build his paradise.
So let it be written, so let it be done. Hail Re: Delete.
hahahaha
hahahaha
been busy
been busy
Sounds like a loaded two word response...
Sounds like a loaded two word response...
What's new? BTW, we have a second home on the Y board right now. ;D
Are we trying to OWN some folks
Are we trying to OWN some folks
Deeds baby, let me know the next time you will be dancing naked under the moonlight will you? I want to get some photos of the occasion :-*
What to do about the Y Board...We need to bring more than just ownings to the party. That and frankly reading guys calling eachother gay in a zillion different ways got old after the first few posts I read. That board needs heterosexual content desparately.
LOL!
Actually I figured the pissed off angry migs would be great down there right now. If anyone could hand out beatings to the squad, I'm sure he would enjoy it the most given his current attitude.
Deeds baby, let me know the next time you will be dancing naked under the moonlight will you? I want to get some photos of the occasion :-*
Lol, I can't believe you read that.
Btw, I also saw the pic you posted of that woman who was all tied up and I recognized where it came from, and now I know all about you sugar love ;)
ok point me to where to look...either one of you..:)
ok point me to where to look...either one of you..:)
I think it's gone now, but it was somewhere on the Y board if I'm not mistaken. The Guardian was poking fun at me and my latex "headscarf" site, and yet kettle/pot/black it seems... :)
Wha wha what??? Naked pics? Moonlight? SHARE! >:(
ok so migs stays here... ;D
Lol, only those who worship the great goddess Gaia may witness the sacred naked dancing by moonlight. :) Sorry.
But I'll try to find the Guardian's pic...
Come on.... I'll sign up and drink the kool aid. ;D
asshole
The Y Board is awfully big. A little help please? :)
There is one topic on the Y that says BABES..should not be hard to find. ;)
Does that mean it's for men only? >:(
Of course not. Just thought you would prefer to not be thrown to adolescent wolves Sweets.
so pics only, no arguing?
Try not to have a meltdown when you're there miggers ;) You used to bring fury with your wit.
"jerk" ;D
just the tip?
just for a second, just to see how it feels... ;D
:-X
Enough! Enough of this Air Force bathhouse talk in the realm of BKS!!!
Crom disapproves. >:(
bathhouse thats a quote from wedding crashers, one of the funniest movies out last year.
It's a classic. ;D
i can't see Harold & Kumar anymore.
lol, no. Just got tired of it. I get pretty tired of things quickly at time.
everything goes better with ladies but its a bunch of "your so gay" comments you my dear ms muse are above it and would find it boring. better you stay in the warm end of the pool where we can feed you grapes and serve you wine and rub your body with scented oil...:)
I've been watching "Blood in, Blood out" for the last couple weeks every night to go to sleep! ;D
that is a great movie. I watched it again last week
it's pretty much the only spanish you know huh ;D
you had me at aspirar! ;D
Neighborhood...It sounds like my house :)
I love that picture :)
Only problem with JLo is excessive indulgances in material things. Saw a special on celebs with money once and she was dropping like 4K a bottle on some skin cream. What a waste. I can understand spending and shit if you have it to enjoy your life, but some of these "stars" are a bit out to lunch.
the problem is if you make 8 mil a picture and millions on clothing lines and records and other shit plus you get all the free shit then whats 4k? if i had 100 mill i would be dropping 15 k on a new silenced HK like it was water..
I love that picture :)
Well another day comes to a close good luck BKS have a great night and thank god tommorow is friday.
Hope u guys are all doing welll..I will shortly need a new nick name as i have made the 06 majors list..i'm not evn sure as a field grade i can mingle with u former enlisted types but i will do my best..hahhaah ok..I feel better.....Hey AS I extend a hearty goodluck this season..let the "good natured ribbing commence' yeah right..Mcnabb likes little boys.....GO PATS 06'
Hope u guys are all doing welll..I will shortly need a new nick name as i have made the 06 majors list..i'm not evn sure as a field grade i can mingle with u former enlisted types but i will do my best..hahhaah ok..I feel better.....Hey AS I extend a hearty goodluck this season..let the "good natured ribbing commence' yeah right..Mcnabb likes little boys.....GO PATS 06'
I don't have a problem with officers. I sleep with one every night (my spousal unit is a retired Navy LCDR). ;D
Does she still make you salute her and say "prepare to mount aye aye ma'am"? ;D
Yes. ;D
great LOL...does she ever just come at you with a smile and the dress white top?
;D
No.... but she makes me deliver a lot of pizzas. :P
(http://www.desktopexchange.com/gallery/albums/Jennifer-Lopez-wallpaper/Jennifer_Lopez_13.jpg)
yumm
JLo looks skinny there. I still tap it if I were single though! ;D
single is where it's at
it's a freedom thing
yeah right.
you can think anything you want but unless you want to come hang out with me for a while and see how great my life is then i am guessing you have no way of knowing...not that im inviting you so don't show up with a overnight bag looking to crash on my couch...:)
i cant think of one good thing about being married
but then im not some kinda religious nut either
i cant think of one good thing about being married
but then im not some kinda religious nut either
since when do you have to be religious to be married?
it's typically a religious tradition
Why does someone need to be a religious nut to see the pros about marriage?
tell me more about the pros, i cant think of any unless you're talking about law etc.
none of that requires a piece of paper
marriage has no place in modern society unless you're religious (wether religion has a place is also debateable)
commitment without action is nothing.The piece of paper you are avoiding is the plain in sight action that you choose to do, without it your just going from one girl to another and lying about your feeling and your idea of what "love is" ...If your happy drifting in life without taking a stand for something good for you but for me I choose to make a stand and a commitment and do so in front of family and friends and have a "piece of paper" that shows I did so.
there's millions of people that has as strong commitments without being married. that's just bullshit.
all in all, marriage done more harm than good to people.
by what figures or facts or anything that resembles something then your unhappy opinion? Millions of people can talk about something but if they do not step up and are counted its just that talk..weak people have opinions but it does not make them right it just makes then heard.
they let love do the talking. no need of paper necessary.
action without commitment is no action...can we just agree we see thing differently and move on its monday, way to early in the week for this shit.
none of that requires a piece of paper
marriage has no place in modern society unless you're religious (wether religion has a place is also debateable)
yup all that good faery tale stuff, only robin hood is missing
yup all that good faery tale stuff, only robin hood is missing
I agree with what AS stated.
If marriage is not such a big deal why is it such a hot button topic for gays and lesbians?
they probably wanna be able to marry like everybody else, if it was the other way around, only gay people allowed to marry, im sure quite a few heteros would complain
we have to do this today?
do what? discuss this? didnt know you decided what we could discuss ill stay away from this thread then
bye
tell me more about the pros, i cant think of any unless you're talking about law etc.
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grilled 16 oz. rib eye steak
Baked potato with butter and sour cream
steamed broccoli
ice cold pint of your favorite beer
discuss :)
Logans....you buying?
Sure.... but then you gotta put out, buttercup. :-*
zero to gay in one sentence...:)
LOL
I didn't say you'd be putting out for me.
Enter the designated hitter. Hi, Migs! :)
Boy is not even here to defend himself and he became you comic foil..:)
Where is Migsy?
No, I think he's in Prague where he spends his days at the cafe, sipping espresso, while beautiful Czech are draped over his arms and hang onto his every word... :)
I heard from Miggers yesterday. He decided to go to Mexico to become a Matador. :)
Were talking about Migs right..:)
No, I think he met a beautiful blonde Flemish girl, and has fallen madly in love. They are currently holed up at a hotel in the first arrondissement where he plans to propose to her with a saphire and diamond encrusted ring he stole from the Russian baroness.
AS playing the devil's advocate game I see ROFL. OK
The other night I spotted migs on TV. He was on the news, something about going around the world in 80 days ;D
Love button you're too much sometimes ;D
again almost it was a story about him and a transvestite going around the town with a bus for of 80 gays making a movie called "The burning hole of Atlanta..the loss of the bottle of KY"....
It's a good thing I'm alone... what happens when I go back to work? I'll never be able drink anything at my desk... :)
So your alone right now..what are you wearing..:)
I'm with your wife and we're brushing each other's hair and we're both wearing little white tee-shirts and short shorts, and we're giggling about girl things and we already have the pillows ready. In a few minutes we're bound to fall in a heap on the bed laughing and whipping them at each other and then before you know it, there's going to be a tickle fest that'll go on for at least 10 minutes until we fall back breathless and exhausted.
Like that one? :)
Migs just called, he's in the Bering Sea now about to get on a crab boat and go fishing for a few weeks. Damn, what an adventurer that man is! ;D
I'm with your wife and we're brushing each other's hair and we're both wearing little white tee-shirts and short shorts, and we're giggling about girl things and we already have the pillows ready. In a few minutes we're bound to fall in a heap on the bed laughing and whipping them at each other and then before you know it, there's going to be a tickle fest that'll go on for at least 10 minutes until we fall back breathless and exhausted.
Like that one? :)
:o :o :o
Damn it. I'm at work and I can't drop my pants. :P
:o :o :o
Damn it. I'm at work and I can't drop my pants. :P
Im not sure if Im comfortable with you painting a picture of what would happen if you were alone...lol
I'm just saying I'd drop my pants here. It's around 100 degrees in Maryland and the humidity is suffocating.
What are you implying?
ok punpkin its all because your a little warm and the boys need air...sure..lol
Damn straight. Boys need to breath. This sort of heat is why I went commando during my tour in the Philippines.
Okay, now we're out in the backyard sunning ourselves in our bikinis and having ice tea, when your wife suddenly takes out an ice cube and drops it on my stomach and I yelp and then before you know it, we're back in a heap tickling each other and giggling hysterically...
(do you have a garden hose or something I can work with :))
oh I have a hose..ok to easy
Yes next to the door before the shed, big green thing coiled on the deck...:)
go to it..:)
Lol, W8ltr is writing the story for me... not bad too... keep going, you're doing fine without me :)
Can you gals start to have a tickle and water fight while you're giggling? Then your bikini tops would suddenly come off causing you to laugh harder as the ice cold water cascades down your tanned and firm (yet deliciously supple) bodies?
It would almost be as if timed slowed down and we could see individual drops of water dancing on your soft skin and and making the curves of your feminine bodies glow....
I can't take it... pants coming off! 8)
hey thats my wife your writing about Chief waving boner....
I was thinking about my wife and Deedee, meat gazer. :P
Of course if you want your wife involved too I'll more than happy to sit in the shade and watch all three while you fetch me a tall glass of Southern Comfort and lemonade while the ladies tickle and giggle.
At what point did I become Migs, If there are three semi nude girls having a giggle fest as they surrendered to there lust and found themselves in a naked daisy chain I would be standing as close as possiable without spooking the herd...:)
I'm with your wife and we're brushing each other's hair and we're both wearing little white tee-shirts and short shorts, and we're giggling about girl things and we already have the pillows ready. In a few minutes we're bound to fall in a heap on the bed laughing and whipping them at each other and then before you know it, there's going to be a tickle fest that'll go on for at least 10 minutes until we fall back breathless and exhausted.
Like that one? :)
Go easy on them? What you got in your arsenal Princess? ;)
Ah, Judi is the butter on bread! ;D The actual taste you look for whne you bite into toast! ;D
Butter is much easier to spread once you warm it up. :PAnd is much more slippery! ;D
Butter is much easier to spread once you warm it up. :P
i see i've been the comic foil for a page or so...
didn't you start it?
Yeah.
I missed you too. :P
i see i've been the comic foil for a page or so...
Did you not see the fabulous life I gave you. Paris, Prague, Russian Baroness, beautiful Flemish chick... :)
(I'll group hug, but just remember who's always got your back Miggy ;))
the group hug just became a deedee in the middle grind session, migs thats my ass your touching...:)
...and it feels like you've been working out. :)
Thanks dee for that and you know
thanks I have been working the glutes, feel my hams while your there..:)
Nice.
Zero to gay in a nanosecond. :-X
yeah you do. Ok just one more pinch..steelers
i went out with a friend to run some errands and we had a sudden rain. A car hit us on the rear drivers side, near the tire well. spun us around. Trust me, if a cop wasn't right there, i would have knocked the guy out. Did i mention i've been in a bad mood?
so was the friend female? love connection type of thing?
no nothing like that. we were gonna go rent some UFC dvd's and stuff.
Yeah half full half empty, its still just a half though
You know you should really stop watching UFC with the guys and find a nice girl who would let you rub up against her...
like a stripper? cant find nice girls, they dont exist
What about the dentist's office (at least you know she has good teeth) library, grocery store, dance studio (there's barely any men, just wait outside for class to finish), book/poetry readings, bicycle path, museum lobbies (wait till they're done seeing the exhibition)...
or just stand near a woman while she's on her cell phone and when she's giving her number to a client you copy it down and then call her and pretend you know her... :-\
Miggy, Miggy, Miggy!
Okay first of all, you don't just follow through on one suggestion, you add them all to your repetoire so that you have something to do every day. I'll bet there are a lot of women in the medical building your dentist is in, but you're so worried about how many cavities you might have, you aren't seeing the swarms of them in the elevator, waiting rooms, lobbies... you don't approach a woman IN the library, you do it outside where she's complaining to her friend about student loans or discussing the poems of Ezra Pound. Same with dance... you wait outside, and pounce when she comes out and is tired. Also, the museum... you don't have to see an exhibition and you'd only annoy someone if you bugged them while they were, you wait till after when they're in the gift shop or getting their coat and they're open to new ideas because of what they just saw. Damn Miggy, I could pick up dozens of girls if I were so inclined.
Lol, the last one happened to me, twice. I wouldn't actually recommend it... :)
or just stand near a woman while she's on her cell phone and when she's giving her number to a client you copy it down and then call her and pretend you know her...
Do you see how your mind works AS? I was referring to the "last one" below which came up earlier in the thread...
Devil-boy... :)
damm sorry, but while were in the little girls department..pillow fight and tickle party stories?
damm what do you expect some half naked chick just role into your computer room and flop her ample butt down and say do me now you spanish george costanza...:)
Entitled maybe - "Deedee's Secret Garden"
Miggy, Miggy, Miggy!
Okay first of all, you don't just follow through on one suggestion, you add them all to your repetoire so that you have something to do every day. I'll bet there are a lot of women in the medical building your dentist is in, but you're so worried about how many cavities you might have, you aren't seeing the swarms of them in the elevator, waiting rooms, lobbies... you don't approach a woman IN the library, you do it outside where she's complaining to her friend about student loans or discussing the poems of Ezra Pound. Same with dance... you wait outside, and pounce when she comes out and is tired. Also, the museum... you don't have to see an exhibition and you'd only annoy someone if you bugged them while they were, you wait till after when they're in the gift shop or getting their coat and they're open to new ideas because of what they just saw. Damn Miggy, I could pick up dozens of girls if I were so inclined.
Lol, the last one happened to me, twice. I wouldn't actually recommend it... :)
Is that so far fetched? :-\
It's always a plus when I help a lady with a technique during class - it leaves a favorable impression on them. :)
Oh, so yesterday's little scenario wasn't enough. You want real life tales from my experience, is that it A666S? Entitled maybe - "Deedee's Secret Garden" or "The Story of D (and Ceecee)" - is that what you were looking for? :)
i need to get work done, but have lost all types of interest
chicks love those fake beer drinks. Dont judge me. ;D
Yes but when was the last time butter asked you to run little kisses down its neck and shoulder as you wispered dirty things in its ear...:)
You can meet a lot of available chickas in a self defense class and because they are physically active they are always in good shape. ;D
It's always a plus when I help a lady with a technique during class - it leaves a favorable impression on them. :)
You mean w8tlftr is not a crotch grabber?
{ROTFLMAO} I'll bet it leaves an impression allright... The impression left by your manhood which you're no doubt pressing and rubbing up against her bottom as you help her learn how to flip a male attacker coming from behind. :P Don't lie, ...you know you do it. ;)
I am if that means I put my opponent in a world of fvcking hurt.
This is no hold barred Krav Maga. Not patty fvcking cake. >:(
{ROTFLMAO} I'll bet it leaves an impression allright... The impression left by your manhood which you're no doubt pressing and rubbing up against her bottom as you help her learn how to flip a male attacker coming from behind. :P Don't lie, ...you know you do it. ;)
crotch grabber..hair puller...I did not know lord jister was a biter.....:)
Grap, tear, and pull crotches. Pull hair out by the roots. Jam my fingers into someones eye sockets or strike them in the throat. What ever works.
Krav Maga is a nasty fighting style. The first rule of KM is that there are no rules. :)
I guess that's why it is taught to U.S. law enforcement and our military special forces.
"Be like water, adapt to fit your enviorment not ridgid like a stone"
Ahhh yes.... the philosophy of my Taijutsi training. It complements my KM very well. :)
Friday the heat and humidity is still oppressive but at least its not Monday..:)
We're supposed to get a break from the heat today in Maryland - only a high of 93 with some thunder storms vs. the ball busting 99 degrees and a heat index around 105.
that why you should go to BK, 2 sausage egg and cheese crissandwiches would have hit the spot..damm now I'm hungry.
Taco bell now serves egg burritos, have not had one but its a choice.
Ugh.... I can feel my stomach cramping up just reading that. :P
I ate an egg, cheese, and bacon bagel from McDonalds this morning.
I'm still hungry. :(
Don't you feel dirty now, like you need a shower? :P
{LOL} If you guys only knew what bacon, eggs, and the like did to your chemistry, ...you'd go vege so fast it would make your head spin, ...and nooooooooo... I'm not even talking about health >:(
who's talking about dying? I'm talking about ambrosia... the food of the Gods!
{LOL} If you guys only knew what bacon, eggs, and the like did to your chemistry, ...you'd go vege so fast it would make your head spin, ...and nooooooooo... I'm not even talking about health >:(
Hmmm... can you clarify that a little more jags. Just what are you referring to... :)
Can you keep a secret Deedee?
My pink-glossed lips are sealed!!!
Don't you feel dirty now, like you need a shower? :P
My pink-glossed lips are sealed!!!
So are mine. {LOL} ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
trouble-maker... ;D ;D ;D
damm I come back and thought we were going to have a all girl kissing session... ;D
Can't leave the harem unattended AS. That's why they invented eunuchs... :)
problem is all male members of BKS are cock hounds of the first order..pack of wild dogs just looking for a leg..so back to the pink lipgloss and kissing..:)
Hmmm... well, I only do brushing and braiding of hair, pillow fights/tug-of-wars, and tickle fests in the ladies' locker room. Sometimes I can throw in everybody falling into the swimming pool, or group hug after winning the beach volley ball game, but kissing? Don't you want to leave anything to the imagination? :)
My pink-glossed lips are sealed!!!
wait till i get to canada
nothing wrong with guns or putting bad drivers int here place. Besides this world is going to hell in a hand basket. Someone needs to take control and show these pathetic maggots what true and righteous punishment really is. Who better to show this than an angst filled, prom dumped, cheetoh eating chronic masturbator? Seriously, they need to be regulated and since i have a rather large disdain for most human existance, i nominate myself for this.
nothing wrong with guns or putting bad drivers int here place. Besides this world is going to hell in a hand basket. Someone needs to take control and show these pathetic maggots what true and righteous punishment really is. Who better to show this than an angst filled, prom dumped, cheetoh eating chronic masturbator? Seriously, they need to be regulated and since i have a rather large disdain for most human existance, i nominate myself for this.
f*ckina bro. Seriously i go out to run errands and some jive ass punk mother bitch always has to do something so stupid that you wonder how the hell they made it through puberty. I see people everyday like this and think to myslef that they should have been a load that should have been swallowed. So many people are a waste of genetic material.
same thing with the dumbfucks blaring their shitty ass music so the people 5 lanes over can hear it. I don't want to hear your crappy music. I respect your space, respect mine. I really wish beating the bejesus out of someone as matter of public service was legal. I also hate when i am going shopping and i see some dumbass with pants 6 sizes too small and his underwear hiked up to his nipples. Pull you pants up, stop giving yeourslef a wedgie and have some fucking sense of self. Same thing goes with vegans. Animals we put on this earth to 1) work for us 2) pet or 3) eat and/or clothe us. Get over it. Brocoli will never be more loved than a ribeye. Go up the tree you are hugging eating your nuts and berries and shut the f**k up before i ram my cock inbetween your chipmunk-like stuffed cheeks.
same thing with the dumbfucks blaring their shitty ass music so the people 5 lanes over can hear it. I don't want to hear your crappy music. I respect your space, respect mine. I really wish beating the bejesus out of someone as matter of public service was legal. I also hate when i am going shopping and i see some dumbass with pants 6 sizes too small and his underwear hiked up to his nipples. Pull you pants up, stop giving yeourslef a wedgie and have some fucking sense of self. Same thing goes with vegans. Animals we put on this earth to 1) work for us 2) pet or 3) eat and/or clothe us. Get over it. Brocoli will never be more loved than a ribeye. Go up the tree you are hugging eating your nuts and berries and shut the f**k up before i ram my cock inbetween your chipmunk-like stuffed cheeks.
He's going postal and you think this is a good thing? >:(
I'm just tired of the stupidity that is man kind. I ahte the fact that people thinnk they are owed something. Te only thing they are owed as a severe and traumatizing ass beating. Fucking hate that shit. Hats are meant to be worn witht he bill facing FORWARD and it should be a curved bill, Nothing to severe unless you play baseball and used the ball to form the bill. It is ok to wear the hat backards, but only in certain conditions i.e. the blzing sun is burning a hole in the back of your neck while doing yard work or some other activity. In this case, the bill is used for protection. Also trucker hats are not cool. It is never, wait, NEVER permissable to wear them side ways or cocked in a direction. Also a hat catches sweat, so take the fucking panty hose off your head when you wear a hat. as a matter of fact always take the panties hose off you head. You dont see chicks wearing your fruit of the looms on their heads do you? And for fucks sake the bill is to be bent, i know i mentioned it earlier, but it's imprtant. Bills are not to be wider than the hat and straight. It is also not impressive to have $300 pair of shoes and drive in a hoopty.
Also a hat catches sweat, so take the fucking panty hose off your head when you wear a hat. as a matter of fact always take the panties hose off you head. You dont see chicks wearing your fruit of the looms on their heads do you?
What the hell is this all about? ??? ???
i think we should speed up the death row sentence too. WHy waste time, we need the space for othe degenerates and they are taking up said space. no leathel injection, no electric chair. Inmates get triple tapped and the fed to wild animals. They were not civil when they committed the crime, we shouldnt have to be when we wipe them off the face of the earth.
hell no! I'm bombing that place. CSS, anger management. More like Repressive behavior. Screw them, they try to say that you need to relax, seek inner peace...all the time they have the urge to blow up like an over filled pressure cooker. Passive aggressive pieces of crap.
Maybe you're just hypoglycemic and need to eat something... you're just peckish :)
all he needs is some luke warm beer some hot steak and a face full of muff..hes all man today missy....
Yes, well now he's talking about taking d*mps in front of women...
Yes, well now he's talking about taking d*mps in front of women...
if a girl gets hit by a shit nugget due to aggressive wiping so be it. It is Re:deletes will.
You see Miggy, now you lost everyone with your shit talk. :) Don't say I didn't tell you.
if they cant keep up, too damn bad.
yeah but im getting sleepy. didnt come home til 6 am today
say again wankerina squish squish
I went to Starbucks and got an apple fritter and a grande triple toffee nut latte with skim milk and whip cream. :)
I should be shaking like a marital aid right now but I could probably nap for a couple of hours. :-\
Someone needs to do an intervention on your breakfast menu... you just keep crying out for help. :P
3 scoops of protein powder and nothing else yet since I had my mind on a big meeting today, lunch is exciting in a few, water, protein drink and bar at my desk...wow I am so excited.
Sounds like a lot of the lunches I've had too. Though today I'm thinking of maybe a beer and chips ;D
Well I'm not looking to stay in contest shape like you are. I'm in the offseason ;D
I thought you were going to enter the mr. getbig?
But I didn't have a McDonalds breakfast bagel today.
Don't you like lattes and apple fritters? ???
3 scoops of protein powder and nothing else yet since I had my mind on a big meeting today, lunch is exciting in a few, water, protein drink and bar at my desk...wow I am so excited.
Lattes are okay, although frozen chai tea is better. :) The rest is all fat and sugar, white flour, sugar and fat. Deep-fried. :P
I can't help it.
Having lattes and pastries for breakfast is a habit I picked up in Messina, Sicily. :)
Yes, but that's all they have besides 18 espressos during the day to burn it off...and then they eat dinner at 21:00. I doubt that's your schedge... :)
Does anyone know how miggrito's weekend went... Was there anything on the Atlanta news about some guy in clown shoes with an AK47 going postal in an office building? :)
If I could drink expressos all day I would - love 'em.
I drink a lot of water and diet pepsi instead.
For lunch I usually eat healthy (chicken or steak burittos with fresh ingredients or Mongolian stir fry). Occassionally I'll eat unhealthy stuff like cheeseburgers (I ate a quad stacker yesterday at Burger King :)). Dinner time is around 5 pm since I have my KM training at night.
I'm in great shape (yes round is a shape) for an old man. ;D
BTW, Italians are wee little people. I felt like a giant over there. :P
ouch nice zinger ms muse.
Well, okay maybe he came to Canada instead and deflowered 80 virgins... :P
I should be shaking like a marital aid right now but I could probably nap for a couple of hours. :-\
what a nice afternoon it is. ;) Lunch was great. 8)
Whatever you say, love muffin... ;)
Nahh, not home. Just to the bev distributor :-X ;)
Does anyone know how miggrito's weekend went... Was there anything on the Atlanta news about some guy in clown shoes with an AK47 going postal in an office building? :)
{sniffle} I'm sorry... I slept til noon, then spent the rest of the afternoon shopping. Do you forgive me?
TGIF, only wish I had time to play today...
Ah, the rigors of being bored at home when the young one sleeps........actually I was playing a lot of PS2
Madden. Damn 9ers can't win unless I play safety and runningback! ;D
{sniffle} I'm sorry... I slept til noon, then spent the rest of the afternoon shopping. Do you forgive me?
tumbleweed..........
Someone tell a joke. Anything!!! >:(
Jaggerina, I was in your neck of the woods yesterday... maybe we walked right by each other. Did you "feel" me at Holt's yesterday afternoon? :)
:o OMG Deedee, you're freaking me out, ...we might have walked right by each other!
You gonna be there this aft, ...cause I'm just about to head over there again right now?
Please oh please tell us there's gonna be gentle caressing and soft kisses! :)
So after I picked up the shirt for the patriach unit and realized I had some time to kill before heading to the airport, decided to wander over to ladies' shoes. There was this chick and I felt there was just something that felt "familiar" about her. And I noticed she had really great taste in shoes... so as I was going over to her, I tripped over a display and landed in her lap just as she was sitting down to try on a pair of dolce and gabbana pumps. She giggled, and I said "Judi," and she said yes, and before you knew it, there we were in the middle of the store, tickling each other as if we had known each other all our lives... :)
(No Judi, sadly I'm back home... was just a day trip.. >:()
So all the giggling and laughing caused us to fall to the floor amidst a jumble of shoes and the Toronto matrons and hysterical trophy wives were aghast but we didn't care, and then the store security women arrived with their walkie talkies and, as they were trying to pull us apart, one of them tripped and fell between us and before you knew it, soon there were four of us... okay...kissing :)
Lol, don't you think I should at least ask Judi if she's okay with the big, huge, girl scandal scene at Holt Renfrew? In Montreal they would have just said, "could you move it to scarves and purses because we need the sales," but it is Toronto after all. :)
So all the giggling and laughing caused us to fall to the floor amidst a jumble of shoes and the Toronto matrons and hysterical trophy wives were aghast but we didn't care, and then the store security women arrived with their walkie talkies and, as they were trying to pull us apart, one of them tripped and fell between us and before you knew it, soon there were four of us... okay...kissing :)
LOSTSTILL LOST...
Lost one burro riding atlanta living george costanza looking human pinata.
Goes by the names Lord Burro,miggy po,miguelsy po, miggers,Migs or punching bag.
please return this comic foil to this website he is the property of BKS
there is no reward but membership will be considered for any who returns him either dead or alive.
thanks for the help.
Yet, he's lost again. I thought I could lure him back on the Filth Avenue thread, but no. :'( I sure miss him and his gauntlet gloves andanger management issuespassionate opinions.
I believe they are currently trying the BangBros. passwords that Deisel1 gave out!
It's just an assumption on my part, ...but with a name like 'BangBros'... c'mon use your imagination.
no
I think bangbros started with one site...bangbus.com the fun was a pair of clowns driving around in a van and luring unsuspecting girls inside. Before you know it the girl is being pounded every way possible in the bus. the whole time the vid is being narrated by the camera man. his voice, the things he said, and his evil laugh just make you laugh out loud...You can't help it...at least I could'nt. Anyway, they finally stop somewhere and dump the chick off, usually pulling away leaving her stranded somewhere while they took off laughing hysterically.
I have no idea how much was real or fake. Now there seems to be a network of sites all under the "bangbros" name. perhaps someone more learned in porn than myself can clarify this mystery further?
migs and I the same? NO >:(
I have no idea how much was real or fake. Now there seems to be a network of sites all under the "bangbros" name. perhaps someone more learned in porn than myself can clarify this mystery further?
You did just fine. Veryarticulategross he's worked his flesh soldier to this website. Veryknowledgeablewell knows to much about porn, freaking BKS bunch of porn junkies. :)
You did just fine. Very articulate. Very knowledgeable. :)
Three cheers for amateur porn!!! ;D
I have no idea how much was real or fake. Now there seems to be a network of sites all under the "bangbros" name. perhaps someone more learned in porn than myself can clarify this mystery further?Most of it is pre staged and it however in the beginning I believe what they did was legit. But because of use of the "actresses" and the revenue they received from the site, they have them now sign waivers so they can't be sued for royalties. Some of the episodes are really funny though. I actually like it when they dump "Dirty Sanchez" on the streets and make him walk back. As for the girls, many of them are now on other amatuer sites.
I'm bored
I'm boredlol, why don't you just drink and run from the cops for fun?
lol, why don't you just drink and run from the cops for fun?
Slin, just out of curiosity what city is that in the KKK pic?
lol, why don't you just drink and run from the cops for fun?
:P
What the HELL is that? :P It looks like Herring or something smothered in some kind of white sauce...
Have you not eat kebab!?!?!?!
Kebab frensh fries and lots of garlic sauce *drooling*
Oops, sorry. I couldn't tell what was under that "drooling" garlic sauce. I thought it might have been some native herring thing :) But I can tell you that would feed me for about two days, lol.
PS. Stockholm looks beautiful.
PS. Stockholm looks beautiful.
Most beautiful is the girls but they ar reel bitches
they look great..:)
(http://img.aftonbladet.se/stockholm/0604/11/grykarint210.jpg)
thats not exactly the truth is it power girl..?
What the HELL is that? :P It looks like Herring or something smothered in some kind of white sauce...she said "smothered in white sauce" lol
she said "smothered in white sauce" lol
just popping by to say hi. Just had a home inspection and have to actually work. miss you too deedee. OK and everyone else.
i wish i was a trump..or maybe tramp. I get them confused. damn im hungry now
i'm thinking pasta or mexican. Gotta support the tortilla flippers
had kabobs yesterday, so think its back to protien drink and bar at the desk today..sucks.
I just ate a turkey club sandwich on toasted rye bread with a side of potato salad.
My belly button just when from an innie to an outie. :P
man you always have the best food, would you consider a blind trade during lunch time..:)
Absolutely! Because a lunch of protein bars and protein shakes sound much more appetitizing than the garbage I put into my pinoy belly. :)
Last night my wife made pork loin with a cream of celery gravy served over white rice with peas and onions. That's my lunch for tomorrow. ;D
I was still full from lunch so had a protien drink and a bowl of cereal for dinner..
MMMMMM pork loin now I am really hungry what time are you serving dinner?
Chicken and broccoli stir fry. I can't eat to much though. I have a Krav Maga class tonight and I'll blow chunks. :P
BKS Warriors - On the Battlefied Act 1, Scene 1
AS: I'm peckish
W8T: Me too. What should we have?
AS: How about I make us a couple of nice tongue sandwiches on rye, with a pickle?
W8T: Ooooo, sounds yummy AS. You're the best!
(Heheheh... I amuse myself so.)
Was watching Gene Simmions show last night and his wife and daughter took a class, what are the age ranges for KM?
BKS Warriors - On the Battlefied Act 1, Scene 1
AS: I'm peckish
W8T: Me too. What should we have?
AS: How about I make us a couple of nice tongue sandwiches on rye, with a pickle?
W8T: Ooooo, sounds yummy AS. You're the best!
(Heheheh... I amuse myself so.)
how come we have to be so gay??? What two men doing manly things can't discuss what they are eating or want to eat..?
I was kidding, as I always do. :)
W8tltr, I know tongue sangwiches are yucky. But okay next time I write a scene, I'll make sure there are some impalings and war chants and stuff... I'm going down to Holt's now to find a girl to tickle and kiss...
.
that was too much information. :o :-X
WTF is that tiny marshmellows with grape jelly on mash potatos and chicken skin??? freaking nightmare.
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marshmellows LOL ;D
Cheese cake cottege cheese and some other stuff i dont know in english
In theory it sounds good but what exactly do you mean by expand the roster?
I think people are keeping different hours and some, like Miggy, are currently working like dogs (at the golf course and strip joint).
We need to have a meeting to get the band back together...Migs has been spotty, Guardian is like a ghost, supernat is MIA, Jags/Deeds and myself spend way to much time here, OSF is in and out but consistent and W8tlftr has been in running battles on the V, HH6 is well he is the only one currently excused since he is fighting real battles.
we may have to expand the roster again to fill out the day to day nonsense and help pick up the slack.
anyone else think this is a good idea?
sup bitches. Yes working hard at the strip clubs, eating cheetos and playing golf. work sucks
Hey boys..checking in. i have been around as of late..debating the explosion of 911 conspiracies that old 240 continues to churn out. Every thread turns into a 911 thing its friggen nuts. Anyway its getting toward fall/winter here..one big push left for the towelheads..watch the news..hope ur all well.
all three things revolve around a hole good for you any chance you can find one of the three to let you plant a flag?
I'm a spaniard. We can always find a place to plant a flag.
HOLY
(Having Occasionally Laughed Yesterday)
SHIT
So How Incredibly Touching
Always Sore is looking for new friends???
ha ha
thanks for making me laugh again
xL
but have you in the last 6 months Cortez?
do strippers count as human?
no "xlinda" I am looking to expand the rouster of BKS of where even if you and I were the only people here I would not invite you to join our group and would poke you in the eye every chance i get until you just admit your a lonley guy pretending to be a stupid chick.
BKS is exclusive in our membership and who we like and support as a team so please go play elsewhere with you silly game.
thanks
the management.
always, but only if you got it without paying for it..:)
Not to sound like a jerk or anything, (like i give a flying camel f**k), but no one here cares about what you have to say on the BKS board, so please refrain from posting any of you pathetic attempts of humor, scorned anal love, cocaine induced butt fucking sessions, or any opinions, thoughts utterances or basically anything that comes to your feable mind. This is the BKS board. This is NOT the i'm a dissed english chick desparelty trying to find thread love since i'm a gimmic account board.
Thanks,
The Human Resources Team of BKS
So the agenda for the day is? Recruiting?
I've seen none worthy to wear the crest as of late...Unless I'm missing something.
Bmacyss has been on point and seems up to our standards, end even though he is a complete assclown Slin1 makes me laugh and I am always looking for the next comic foil. Beach Bum and Ozmo have there moments and I even thought I find myself hating him bluto/BSB spend time lurking here. Just some thoughts.
Slin posts good food pics and exposes us to the cultures of other people. :)
Good point.
I like food. :)
what was lunch today, something great i bet.
Late lunch today, AS. >:(
I had to run to Starbucks and Micky D's for food.
Today's Special:
Grande 3x toffee nut latte
2 McChicken Sandwiches
1 Double Cheeseburger
I know just reading that is going to make DeeDee's stomach cramp up. :P
Late lunch today, AS. >:(
I had to run to Starbucks and Micky D's for food.
Today's Special:
Grande 3x toffee nut latte
2 McChicken Sandwiches
1 Double Cheeseburger
I know just reading that is going to make DeeDee's stomach cramp up. :P
Pleghhh-ech... FEH!!!
I'm sure you do not want to know what, in addition to beef, was probably in that cheeseburger of yours... :P
Late lunch today, AS. >:(Bro as long as you put PATIS on it, it's alright to eat that shit!
I had to run to Starbucks and Micky D's for food.
Today's Special:
Grande 3x toffee nut latte
2 McChicken Sandwiches
1 Double Cheeseburger
I know just reading that is going to make DeeDee's stomach cramp up. :P
Bro as long as you put PATIS on it, it's alright to eat that shit!
OK so now that he's in, someone give the scoop on him so we can come up with a good tag name.
look at all the threads that he is mentioned in for the last week from pumpster or others regarding Jags..
Lord meltdown maybe..:) (notice the smiley ok to bust balls)
I'd vote for bmacsys to have membership over someone who delights in racist rhetoric or publicly supports paedophiles anyday!
And I think Meltdown is an excellent name for him, ...it's giving him the 'Lord' title that makes me want to spit.
call the leader meltdown
easy Princess, fights over new day remember? I like the name also since it fits his personality without being as bad as lord furtard or Captain underpants or Lord burro..how come only you and Deeds and Guardian got good names..oh yea BKS sisterhood chapter... ;D
theres the little thief how you doing today boy.
close enuff
Slin you have to explain better. What does "close enuff" mean?
Not so good this somalian fucker convinced me to shew on this plant called "katt"
thats kind of a herbal upper I think, good way to make yourself sick.
Old School is an exploratory eater who probably deals with horrible breathe, bad gas, and extended stays in the bathroom :-XAh, believe it or not I have great hygiene and oppose bad breath. But don't ever throw my fish sauce away!
:)
Ah, believe it or not I have great hygiene and oppose bad breath. But don't ever throw my fish sauce away!
I'm drinking a Starbucks grande 3x toffee nut latte (skim milk w/ whip).
I also ate a slice of ice lemon pound cake. :)
Later I think I'll eat lunch at Red Robin.
bulking up..lol
The only thing that's bulking up is my colon from all the red meat I eat. :-\
welcome lord meltdown.
Thanks, Migs, Always Sore, Jag for being understanding and everyone else in BKS. Its an honor for me.
welcome abord marine (by virtue of your military service your already ahead of migs on the rank chart ;D) don't forget to add BKS to your sig or statement line to show the colors and dues are alway to be paid by the 1st of the month ..:)
I'll try and behave so I don't rack up any Article 15's!
I'll try and behave so I don't rack up any Article 15's!
what the hell is red robin? Hey i tried to serve in the military. Something about don't ask don't tell???
LOL actually you get bonus points for most fights started or random people abused or teammates poked in the eye...BKS its all about the fun.
It's a restaurant. A very good one too. I recommend the Royal Red Robin burger. :)
http://redrobin.com
ROYAL RED ROBIN BURGER: This is the aristocrat of all burgers because we crown it with a fresh fried egg. In addition, topped with three strips of hickory maplesmoked bacon, American cheese, crisp lettuce, tomatoes and mayo.
could you drop this one off at my office while your out today thanks..:)
GUACAMOLE BACON BURGER
Homemade, zesty guacamole and three strips of hickory maple-smoked bacon with melted Swiss cheese, onions, lettuce, tomatoes & mayo.
Thanks, Migs, Always Sore, Jag for being understanding and everyone else in BKS. Its an honor for me.Now that you're in, you must eat an obligatory BALUT! It's a BKS staple for mass building! ;D
Ooooooo..... that sounds good. Maybe I'll get one of those! :)
You want a big beef burger, Deedee?
Yes, actually I do. Looks like it's Guacamole Bacon for me too. Also can I get fries with that and please don't forget it's with mayo and vinegar, not ketchup. Also, would you mind getting me 3 margaritas to go... I feel like being carried out of the office today. "It that shall not be named" inspired me yesterday... :)
Yes, actually I do. Looks like it's Guacamole Bacon for me too. Also can I get fries with that and please don't forget it's with mayo and vinegar, not ketchup. Also, would you mind getting me 3 margaritas to go... I feel like being carried out of the office today. "It that shall not be named" inspired me yesterday... :)
Yes, actually I do. Looks like it's Guacamole Bacon for me too. Also can I get fries with that and please don't forget it's with mayo and vinegar, not ketchup (can take the girl out of Canada, but can't take Canada out of the girl). Also, would you mind getting me 3 margaritas to go... I feel like being carried out of the office today ( I prefer my women passed out, less struggle). "It that shall not be named" (dick) inspired me yesterday... :)
Migs are you the type of guy who goes out to bars at 1:30 am looking for the girls who are stumbling around drunk looking for a place to lay down and your there with a bag of hamburgers and your junk hanging out..? ;D
close. I actually troll around until 2:30,then if no girls are passed out under a pool table i resort to plan B, which entails a bag of burgers, fries and a milk shake. Oh almost forgot, yeah junk hanging out
A giant colon buster burger and an ice cold pilsner sounds sooooooooooo awesome right now. ;D
See women can just enjoy a meal without projecting what's going to happen afterward. :P
see men think ahead, that is what makes us more effective at things and not nearly as irrational as women
close. I actually troll around until 2:30,then if no girls are passed out under a pool table i resort to plan B, which entails a bag of burgers, fries and a milk shake. Oh almost forgot, yeah junk hanging out
Imagine that, all these years later and reading the words "Article 15" still bothers me.
What happened to Maggot Girl?
Imagine that, all these years later and reading the words "Article 15" still bothers me.
WTF is on that pizza?
Kebab meat onions fefaroni with bearnaise calic and strong sauce *drool*
Although it is correct, I think the word you're looking for is *drizzle*. We use the word *drool* more often to explain what comes out of the side of your mouth when you fall asleep with your head on your shoulder, on a park bench or the bus.
Kebab meat onions fefaroni with bearnaise calic and strong sauce *drool*
Never herd the word drizzle what it mean?
my word bok sais it means rain???
´..
what concerns me besides the stringy meat is the splooge of sauce right in the middle..did you ask for the special sause topping strait from the tap?
It looks like someone did a moneyshot right on that pie.
exactly my thoughts...hope he did not pay for the extra topping.. ;D
Teh Squad called and they want their pizza (with extra man sauce) back.
you know they like sweets more then pizza, they even pack there own fudge..:)
Teh Squad called and they want their pizza (with extra man sauce) back.
ok hate to be a kill joy but if we keep up the bashing we will turn this thread into 50 pages of a "gayer then..." battleground.
True, but I think we could repel any invasion.
Oh, OSF, lookie lookie....
Oh, OSF, lookie lookie....See w8? Now why tease me like that? Damn where the hell is the PATIS now!
what is BKS?
Sometimes though, we just talk about what we're having for lunch... ;)
I am having some ravioli's right now.
Nothing to special for me today. Just red beans and rice mixed with large chunks of baked chicken breast. :P
Then I washed it down with an ice cold Miller Lite. ;D
Pic?
Nothing to special for me today. Just red beans and rice mixed with large chunks of baked chicken breast. :P
Then I washed it down with an ice cold Miller Lite. ;D
That's them, not us. We wear lillies in our hair and are given to poetic musings by the garden pond, occasionally nibbling on honey and pine nuts on toast when we are in need of sustenance. And of course, we never p**p. :)
That's them, not us. We wear lillies in our hair and are given to poetic musings by the garden pond, occasionally nibbling on honey and pine nuts on toast when we are in need of sustenance. And of course, we never p**p. :)
DeeDee, talk english please. Men don't understand this kind of talk. At least I don't. :D
When I read the stuff she posts I imagine her naked in a field of lillys sunbathing. She is gently arching her back and her pink nipples are errect as if they were trying to touch the sun and her body is glistening with sweet perspiration.
Then a glistening and naked Judi approaches with a pitcher of honey and a bowl of fresh strawberries. She begins to feed them to Deedee but only after she teases her with them by running them along the contours of her body while she softly blows on Deedee's nipples and....
Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggg.... must to run to shower....
DeeDee, talk english please. Men don't understand this kind of talk. At least I don't. :D
When I read the stuff she posts I imagine her naked in a field of lillys sunbathing. She is gently arching her back and her pink nipples are errect as if they were trying to touch the sun and her body is glistening with sweet perspiration.
Then a glistening and naked Judi approaches with a pitcher of honey and a bowl of fresh strawberries. She begins to feed them to Deedee but only after she teases her with them by running them along the contours of her body while she softly blows on Deedee's nipples and....
Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggg.... must to run to shower....
I saw something that disturbed me yesterday. I was at a lake near my home and there were a family of geese being attacked by a mute swan. The male goose led the huge swan away from his family. He was doing pretty good evading the swan for a bit but the swan finally got him. The goose was alive but pretty badly mutilated, broken wings etc... I hate those swans. They are bad tempered and very territorial. The family of geese were no threat. Mute swans aren't native to this area. I hate these swans.
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thanks for sharing
listen here missy...um hugs and kisses
I saw something that disturbed me yesterday. I wasdreaming I wasat a lake near my home and there were a family ofIraqisgeese being attacked by acoalition of the willingmute swan. The maleIraqigoose led the hugefighter jetswan away from his family. He was doing pretty good evading thewar-mongererswan for a bit but thebastardswan finally got him. TheIraqigoose was alive but pretty badly mutilated, broken wings etc... I hate thosewar-mongering ignorant SOBsswans. They are bad tempered and very territorial. The family ofIraqisgeese were no threat.Coalition fightersMute swans aren't native tothatthis area. I hate thesebastardsswans.
Dear Lord Meltdown,
I've completed your dream interpretation for you. My remarks are in red. Don't worry, your dream was not an unusual one. It's frequently experienced by those who are starting to come out of a very deep sleep. In fact, the majority of people all over the world, experience this very same nightmare on a daily basis, ...except they're wide awake when they see it. Soon the transition will occur, the sleep fog will lift, and you too will see the scenario during waking hours.
If you have any other dreams that need interpreting, feel free to let me know. :P
thanks for sharing
I have a dream, Judi. It involves you, Deedee, stawberries, and a pitcher of honey. :)
What does it mean?
Whats the matter Migs? Dream about flat chested chicks last night? :)
I need motivation to lose weight. I weigh about 235. I would like to weigh 200. Can you guys help me? I need a kick in the ass.
It means you need a pizza. :P
{raising my hand enthusiastically} Are you taking volunteers?
I'll even put on my stilettos just for you... the ones with the really pointy tips. :D
Always wanting to be helpful, :)
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/Judi-sig50.jpg)
that would be a nightmare! lol
Dear Lord Meltdown,
I've completed your dream interpretation for you. My remarks are in red. Don't worry, your dream was not an unusual one. It's frequently experienced by those who are starting to come out of a very deep sleep. In fact, the majority of people all over the world, experience this very same nightmare on a daily basis, ...except they're wide awake when they see it. Soon the transition will occur, the sleep fog will lift, and you too will see the scenario during waking hours.
If you have any other dreams that need interpreting, feel free to let me know. :P
that would be a nightmare! lol
I need to subtract a few thousand I ate. Last night my cousins Dino and Rocco came over and we went out for calzone's and dessert of itaian ice.
I need motivation to lose weight. I weigh about 235. I would like to weigh 200. Can you guys help me? I need a kick in the ass.
your fat... ;D hope that helps...
Or think of our sisterhood chapter while doing cardio it always helps me.
All good advice... and you might want to start by cutting down on the calzone. :)
Plus I find a visual always helps as an inspiration to reach your goal...
Don't tease me. Cathy closed her italian bakery and sold it to some other people. They've been renovating for the past 3 months, and I have not been able to get my gelati. They keep saying they're going to re-open soon, ...but they haven't. I've been jonesing for gelati for awhile. To make matters worse, ...I just found out that Baskin Robbins has discontinued their 'Daiquiri Ice' flavoured ice cream. >:( Could life get any worse? :'(
UUGGHH! Who is that BAYBGM?
I want to post an avatar. Can anyone recommend a place that will host my file?
I saw a Tim Horton's on I84 in CT. Not to change the subject. Jag, I bet you are one of those girls that only has like one cookie or one scoop of ice cream to keep your figure.
do like the rest of us steal it from somebody else sight, or post it in onothers site and use the link to have it scene here.
Bwahahaha! nope. I'm not into watching calories or standing on scales. I eat what I want, as much as I want.
I just make sure it's good, nutritious food to begin with. I will indulge in junk occassionally, but it's a rarity.
oh, do you know why Tim Horton's is so popular this side of the border?
I'm buying you a dictionary AND a thesaurus for Christmas. :)
hey jags you have the hands of a white man?
Those aren't my hands. I have a better manicure. ;)
I might cut you a break, ...but watch yourself. I'm not sure I'm fond of that emphasis on the "C".
Just so you know "Caramel" is spelled with 7 letters, ...not 4. :-\
the only time I use 4 letters with you is the word "best"..:)
Bwahahaha! nope. I'm not into watching calories or standing on scales. I eat what I want, as much as I want.
I just make sure it's good, nutritious food to begin with. I will indulge in junk occassionally, but it's a rarity.
oh, do you know why Tim Horton's is so popular this side of the border?
It's what you do to your boss when you want a raise.
what if your the boss?
Then you go f**k yourself. ;D
We did it!
We've surpassed the page count of Religious Thread Buffet! ;D
100 :)
bastard I was hoping to get the top spot at 100..always lurking to sweep in the glory spot.
I have to live up to my handle ;)
Congrats Guardian on leading us into the new age of BKS...
Damn, it brings :'( :'( to my eyes.
passed over again, excuse me chopped meat on the side... >:(
If y'all get fired, ...I've got your plan B, ...but you gotta start building it while you don't need it,
...so it will be there when you do, ...or if you decide you don't want to work anymore. :D
If y'all get fired, ...I've got your plan B, ...but you gotta start building it while you don't need it,
...so it will be there when you do, ...or if you decide you don't want to work anymore. :D
Always working on "plan B" baby, always. Though remember that another's "plan B' may not necessarily be your own..
Actually just this weekend I started thinking about a much different life far off in the future...I see myself living in a nice comfy cabin somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I spend my days fishing, playing guitar, relaxing and enjoying my family when they come to visit.
Of course I have electricity, running water and a high speed internet connection, a home depot, a market, and a pizza place within a 30 minute or so drive as well ;D
True, ...but that would be very stingy of me to not share :D
Actually just this weekend I started thinking about a much different life far off in the future...I see myself living in a nice comfy cabin somewhere in the middle of nowhere. I spend my days fishing, playing guitar, relaxing and enjoying my family when they come to visit.
Of course I have electricity, running water and a high speed internet connection, a home depot, a market, and a pizza place within a 30 minute or so drive as well ;D
what if your the boss?
Then you gotta be Ron jeremy?
101 just had to say it!
now 101... ;D
lol even if I could be my flutist i would choose not to for fear of the final note..gross.
I think we should celebrate with a nude group photo of the BKS.
We'll start with just Deedee and Judi for now. :)
damm already had my pants off as normal..:)
Well, no use putting them back on again then... ;D
hold on the fed ex guy just showed up..:)
Is he there to pick up your pants? Or did you want to invite him to join the group photo?
I think we should celebrate with a nude group photo of the BKS..
We'll start with just Deedee and Judi for now. :)
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bump
LMAO
Now it's YOUR turn w8tlftr, ...and the sisterhood chapter wants FULL FRONTAL! ;D
Now it's YOUR turn w8tlftr, ...and the sisterhood chapter wants FULL FRONTAL! ;D
no full frontal on the general topics board but partial bottom..:)
(http://www.unc.edu/~ewicker/images/babiesbacks.jpg)
..Now I'd eat that (minus the potatoes and beans)!
I really need to cut back on those Starbucks lattes. :P
thats me on the left end..:) migs next to me then guardian and last lord meltdown..:)
no full frontal on the general topics board but partial bottom..:)
(http://www.unc.edu/~ewicker/images/babiesbacks.jpg)
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STella was right, ...you do have red hair.
nope med brown depending on amount of sun some blond highlights..wow that sounded gay..:)That's cuse you're a closet shut in gay. ;D
That's cuse you're a closet shut in gay. ;D
nope med brown depending on amount of sun some blond highlights..wow that sounded gay..:)
Hahahahahahahaha.... gayer than a post-game tickle fight in the Eggles locker room.
Its all funny till you come to philly and we beat you like a car jacker in LA.
LOL
Getting an ass whoopin' in the City of Brotherly Love. How ironic. :P
sup bitches
I'm having a caprese salad with poached salmon and wild rice. :)
I like not being at work...
Wow.... that sounds like a fireworks show of flavorlicious explosions going off in your mouth, Deedee. :P
I'll stick with the steak burrito.
Wow.... that sounds like a fireworks show of flavorlicious explosions going off in your mouth, Deedee. :P
I'll stick with the steak burrito.
your still charged up from the Briana video aren't you..:)
Lol, hey I'm just a waspyish girl from Canada. Tonight I might go really ass-wild and have watercress soup... :P
Lol, hey I'm just a waspyish girl from Canada. Tonight I might go really ass-wild and have watercress soup... :P
sorry i stopped reading when you talked about going ass wild, is this really briana...lol.
I'm getting a Steak Burrito Ultimo from Baja Fresh for lunch today. :)How's this bro!
Whatcha guys eatin'?
OK...Point of order. No more food shots. This is not Emerril's board. >:(
How's this bro!
For some reason, ...this is how I picture Slin1 as a kid :D
I think I see pancit and pork adobo. What's the other stuff?Dinuguan (blood stew) and Chicharron (fried pork skin)
OK...Point of order. No more food shots. This is not Emerril's board. >:(
When I was 10 my brother and I had a water gun fight in the house. We decided that water just wasn't good enough since we were having a hard time determining who got hit (because our clothes were wet).
At that point we starting filling our squirt guns with cherry Kool Aid. Hours later my mother came home to a house that was wet, messy, and kool aid stained. She was so angry she forgot her english and could only speak in tagalog.
That "fun day" got me sent to Phoenix with my mean, fat, and drunk uncle to shovel house shit in his backyard. >:(
I vote stories from when we were kids (pre sex time, well migs that opens up you whole life but try ages 6-10) that were fun or scary or a good time.
When I was nine or ten, I spent a few weeks with my girlfriend at her family's summer place in the Laurentians. We were out on the lake with the two boys from next door and ended up at the very end where the land bottlenecked and the water got really marshy. We were just laughing and being stupid when we noticed a dead body stuck in the mud about chest deep in the water. Now I use the word body generously, because he had obviously been croaked for about a week and was so bloated and grey he looked like some kind of monster.
We were all terrified of course and raced back to tell everyone... the cops showed up and took the boat back out as there was no road access out that far. (Turned out the dead guy was a monk who had had some kind of religious epiphany that caused him to take to the woods to comune with God. He got stuck in the mud, had a heart attack and died.) Finally they had to drag him across the lake but about halfway, his leg came off below the knee and sank in the lake. We couldn't leave well enough alone and even though we were forbidden to go, we went to the docking station where they beached the body and prepared it to take it to the morgue. All I remember is that his torso was so big and bloated it made his peepee look really small. In fact, I think the dead man's peepee was the first adult one I had ever seen in my life... :-\
When I was nine or ten, I spent a few weeks with my girlfriend at her family's summer place in the Laurentians. We were out on the lake with the two boys from next door and ended up at the very end where the land bottlenecked and the water got really marshy. We were just laughing and being stupid when we noticed a dead body stuck in the mud about chest deep in the water. Now I use the word body generously, because he had obviously been croaked for about a week and was so bloated and grey he looked like some kind of monster.
We were all terrified of course and raced back to tell everyone... the cops showed up and took the boat back out as there was no road access out that far. (Turned out the dead guy was a monk who had had some kind of religious epiphany that caused him to take to the woods to comune with God. He got stuck in the mud, had a heart attack and died.) Finally they had to drag him across the lake but about halfway, his leg came off below the knee and sank in the lake. We couldn't leave well enough alone and even though we were forbidden to go, we went to the docking station where they beached the body and prepared it to take it to the morgue. All I remember is that his torso was so big and bloated it made his peepee look really small. In fact, I think the dead man's peepee was the first adult one I had ever seen in my life... :-\
Yes. Yes I would.
I also would have made some "I poked a dead guy with a stick" T-Shirts.
Ask migs he can show you his and its been dead far longer then the monks...:)
Lol, you are just SO on top of Miggy today...
i rather be on top f you deeds! ;D
Lol, don't worry Miggy, I'm sending you a hug to make up for mean Always Sore teasing you so badly.
(Always Sore needs a good spanking.)
Lol, don't worry Miggy, I'm sending you a hug to make up for mean Always Sore teasing you so badly.
(Always Sore needs a good spanking.)
Maybe after the spanking, Nurse Inga could apply some TLC to the red blotches on your bum :)
Lol! You're such a shrinking violet AS. You need to come out of your shell... ;)
You too W8tltr...
Lol! You're such a shrinking violet AS. You need to come out of your shell... ;)
You too W8tltr...
Yes mistress, mmmm please may I have another? Oh Mistress it would be my honor to tongue bath you from head to toe...:)
Migs quit knocking we will let you in when we are done...:)
i think i can wait a whole 15 secs
no foreplay 12 seconds.. ;D
no foreplay 12 seconds.. ;D
way to go studly. r u still including cuddle time?
well it depends on how much you buck. some of the best can only hold on for 9 secs. So his 12 isnt bad. Then again they dont call me thumper for nothing ;D
dick
Deedee, i'll be right over
listen here, I'll raise the mast and plunge into her treasure cove. loot everything and make sure i put her up wet.
whatever. i'll ride her like a brahma bull. Stella likes it when i eatherfrom her cabinet
uh oh, are we back to the shooting and the beppo the clown outfit ???
ahh she bit her tongue off!
I was just worried for a moment. Calm down Miggy... think nice thoughts... wood nymphs... breathe deep... kissing... out with anger, in with love... :)
I see you're having fun teasing all the little boys today love button ;) :-*
i wanna play with deedee's love button ;D
OS, aren't you also the one who threw sandwiches behind the couch at a stranger's house... ???Not sandwich's, nasty breaded something. ;D
:)
who you calling little boy...wait I act like a teen and i feel like a horny teen and I still play xbox...OK nevermind..:)
Not sandwich's, nasty breaded something. ;D
I see you're having fun teasing all the little boys today love button ;) :-*
Stop arguing. Can the one of you who closest resembles this please come over now... ( ;) )
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
Dont mess with my princess deedee buttercup! I will fight to the pain!!!!! You heathen!
i'd sooner destroy a stained glass window..but since i can't have you following me...
ahh she bit her tongue off!
Nice Princess bride dialog, that movie is underrated and One of my personal favorites...
Inconceivable...I do not think you know what that word means...
Guess you have watched that flick a few times... :)
You would make a great dread pirate roberts.
Goodnight, wesley, sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning
There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to damage yours!
Speaking of perfect breast, hi sweetness
i like to take my time with her. She is to be savored. ;)
more like a delicate tiramisu. Gently tasting and savoring each layer and losing yourself in her simple complexity
Now I'm hungry :P
I'm starving too, but prefer to eat at home... :-X
Miggy do you think scrambled eggs must be made with cream, as the French insist, or are you less of a purist and will accept milk. Also, do you prefer to cook your scrambled eggs slowly over very low heat, or do you advocate medium heat and just pour a little milk/cream in at the end to keep them from getting too dry?
I'm starving too, but prefer to eat at home... :-X
Miggy do you think scrambled eggs must be made with cream, as the French insist, or are you less of a purist and will accept milk. Also, do you prefer to cook your scrambled eggs slowly over very low heat, or do you advocate medium heat and just pour a little milk/cream in at the end to keep them from getting too dry?
are you kidding he makes them with cream..oreo cream from stellas cookies. plus 3 sides of bacon, plus a shot glass full of bacon grease, a whole loaf of bread 2 pounds of butter and 3 pounds of jelly, and a diet coke...:)
i have to budget my calories, hence the diet coke. It's all about the calorie management!
Wouldn't Miggy make the perfect husband? Nothing like a man in the kitchen.
Have you taken care of your anger management issues yet?
Wouldn't Miggy make the perfect husband? Nothing like a man in the kitchen.
I think you ment to say "miggy would make a great bitch..:)"
Get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me a turkey pot pie!
Lol, poor Miggy...
By the way, can I get a green pepper and mushroom, cheddar omelette, oh, and extra hot sauce on the side? :)
As you wish ;)
See this is what we get in my house when we spill paint in the garage..do i studder...?
You're a neo maxi zoom dweebie, what would you be doing if you weren't out making yourself a better citizen?
nice Princess bride tie in you sweet thing...:)
As you wish ;)
You just bought yourself another Saturday ;D
Guess what flick these are from:
In ancient times, hundreds of years before the dawn of history, an ancient race of people... the Druids. No one knows who they were or what they were doing...
You can't really dust for vomit.
Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It's just not really widely reported.
You don't do heavy metal in Dubly, you know.
Nigel Tufnel :)
"We've got armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening..."
more like a delicate tiramisu. Gently tasting and savoring each layer and losing yourself in her simple complexity
I just ate two McDonalds sausage, egg, and cheese McMuffins.
I feel like I have lead weights in my belly. :P
Wouldn't Miggy make the perfect husband? Nothing like a man in the kitchen.
See this is what we get in my house when we spill paint in the garage..do i studder...?
"It is like a finger pointing to the moon. Concentrate on the finger and you'll miss all that heavenly glory."
If you like I can write it with a Chinese accent. ;D
The Breakfast Club! Good Movie.
Speaking of which, ...someone owes me some tiramisù. ;)
"Enter the Dragon", bitches! ;D
Very few people can be totally ruthless. It isn't easy, it takes more strength than you might believe.
AS give us an upste on the BKS roster with "dubbed" name please. I think some are not aware who are members. ;D Thanks suga!
AS give us an upste on the BKS roster with "dubbed" name please. I think some are not aware who are members. ;D Thanks suga!
Lord Fucktard, you have the best handle of us all. :)
Can't complain about mine... :)
I'm a Canadian muse. :)
I picture you more like this..:)
(http://www.3wishes.com/images/sexytink.jpg)
except without the wings, and the sun dress ;D
next time i'll be more of a gentleman and tell you when its coming, lol
never apologize, it's a sign of weakness. lol
I wonder if Miggy screams in Spanish when he's in flagrante delicto... :-X
I don't speak Spanish... and yet could pick out every word. :)
yeah mine kinda sucks. Hey i thought Judi was aka wankerina squish quish
Lol, well Tinkerbell looks like she has more fun than the frozen muse riding bareback around a tundra wasteland. :)
:-\ Migsy, ...you want that 'hands-on training' or what?
Mondays are great! Get to work Hammies and calves!
Oh wait! I forgot YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORK! My dumbass stay at home fatherwith a sugar momma forgot about that. ;D
Mondays are great! Get to work Hammies and calves!
Oh wait! I forgot YOU GUYS HAVE TO WORK! My dumbass stay at home fatherwith a sugar momma forgot about that. ;D
My brothers of the BKS, although it may seem as if I get to do nothing but.....
1. Work out consistantly
2. Eat good pretty much all the time
3. Wake up at 9:00am (well if you count me getting up at 6:oo to drink a shake) everyday leisurely
4. Work to cardio classes twice a week and get paid for it plus free gym membership
5. Playing PS2 (as long as my daughter is asleep)
6. Looking at porn at least once a day
then yeah I absolutely have a BORING DAY. To be honest I kinda miss working................. ........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
LOL {applause}
Yep, ...life is good when you can do what you want to do when you want to do it. :D
My brothers of the BKS, although it may seem as if I get to do nothing but.....
1. Work out consistantly
2. Eat good pretty much all the time
3. Wake up at 9:00am (well if you count me getting up at 6:oo to drink a shake) everyday leisurely
4. Work to cardio classes twice a week and get paid for it plus free gym membership
5. Playing PS2 (as long as my daughter is asleep)
6. Looking at porn at least once a day
then yeah I absolutely have a BORING DAY. To be honest I kinda miss working................. ........NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
Don't worry flip I'm over here fighting for your god given right to do nothing. Besides I figure with all that time on your hands you'll have to relive the Sunday afternoon debacles on Sports Center with that football team of yours. Watching that is punishment enough for being a house husband/cabana boy ;D
Point of order. As I mentioned in Re: delete "outrage" needs to pull the BKS affiliation from the sig.
Well as the founding fathers being the 3 of us, that's all that is needed. Judi remove it immediatly or you are banned from the group.
great game by the PATS made me giggle like a school girl 41 -0 hate the skins.
Well as the founding fathers being the 3 of us, that's all that is needed. Judi remove it immediatly or you are banned from the group.
Thank you Princess. :-*
{LOL} you won't be calling me princess when you read my reply to your PM.
You need some Dirty Sanchez love and a pizza. :)
could you throw in the shocker for me when you make the delivery..:)
No electric shock thankyouverymuch, ...and I'm not too fond of flying camels...
but some nice sweet _ _ _ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _ _ _ followed by some _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ would be nice.
Hmmmm... let's see...
some nice sweet rubbing & biting followed by some punish f*ckin' would be nice.
Am I close?
Hmmmm... let's see...
some nice sweet rubbing & biting followed by some punish f*ckin' would be nice.
Am I close?
does punish fucking contain the Angry Dragon finish move?
No. Just the pink sock. :)
nope.
...and what is this obsession you have with biting? :-\
I told ya before... NO TEETH!
I'm working so hard today...
:'( :'( :'(
Doesn't anybody care? Where's Miggy?
I'm working so hard today...
:'( :'( :'(
Doesn't anybody care? Where's Miggy?
why shock her when you can spock her? Hi deeds, i've been around today. had to do some work though. slacked off yesterday and went to stone mountain and took a 5 mile walk.
i have witnesess. Actually five mile walk around the mountain wasnt as bad as i thought. it was hot htough
no just out with the family. I wouldnt take a girl for a five mile walk for a date. Atlhough it was kinda secluded in spots and wooded,so they wouldnt hear her scream, i mean it would be romantic. I wouldnt take a girl, i was sweating my ass offSo you were out all day on a 5 mile walk? ;D Sounds like you were just trying to let your family shut you in again! ;D
no it didnt take all day. I was out all day becuase i had to go grocery shopping, sams club etc.
no sleep last night long day ahead freaking great week.If you're going to watch porn at night, at least rub one out! ;D That should have made you tired enough to sleep. Now if you didn't sleep becaue you stayed up and worked.................. puppetboy :)
no sleep last night long day ahead freaking great week.
I'm drinking a Starbucks latte. Should start shaking like a cheap motel bed soon.
Just started on my first cup, have been trying to avoid coffee but not today.
Get Angel to send you some Mistica.
Do you drink Starbucks before performing cunnilingus? :)
Never been one for coffee. Actual dislike the smell. Make mine DIET PEPSI in the morning, with a dash of PATIS! ;D
Yeah, they are pretty rancid!
BTW if you eat any kind of Thai, Vietnemese, or Korean food, that unique taste is usually................. ......fish sauce. :)
Yeah, they are pretty rancid!
BTW if you eat any kind of Thai, Vietnemese, or Korean food, that unique taste is usually................. ......fish sauce. :)
:-X :-X :-X
oh right, you don't like snapper ::)
oh right, you don't like snapper ::)
smells like tuna, tastes like chicken
what! no bearded clams?
Nope. I like pie. ;D
The only fish I eat is breaded atlantic cod with a side of fries and a pint of guiness stout.
with a good whipped topping...OK now I'm confusing myself...horny/hungry?
I see how the conversation disintegrates when there are no women around. :-X
Try somethinly slicedsmoking hot spanish guy, and have him give you a squirt or 2 of love juice.ahhh heaven.
first time in a boys locker room I guess, its always this way..:)
Guess I'm just used to girls' locker rooms where everything smells like vanilla moisturizer and we have giggle fests while blowdrying each others' hair. :)
Guess I'm just used to girls' locker rooms where everything smells like vanilla moisturizer and we have giggle fests while blowdrying each others' hair. :)
i bet they help lather themselves up and wash each others hair with herbal essence
Try some thinly sliced smoked salmon with spanish onions, capers, and a squirt or 2 of lemon juice.
ahhh heaven.
hey Miggy, you're getting head from me. :o <===8
hey Miggy, you're getting ahead of me. That's NOT what happens. >:(
where are the girls at today?
lol.
:o = open mouth (in this case)
<===8 = penis
aka BJ ;D
8===D :o wouldn't it be that? that is, unless, you're uncircumcised. :P
figures you would know how to make a cyber penis... ;D
Hey, as much as I touch mine, while watching Briana Banks clips, I tend to notice the details. :P
Asshole. :)
the 8 is to represent the balls
:-X
don't need to hear abo9ut your spanking habits. Speaking of which you have a link to her vids?
You can usually find FREE Briana clips on www.f*ckingfreemovies.com. ;D
does she have a fan club and how are the meetings? ;D
They're pretty emotional. Bring some tissues. ;D
I hope there is not some sort of secret handshake to get in the door... ;D
Briana Fan Club Meeting Minutes
8:00 Went into the dark bathroom with portable dvd player
8:02 settled in, pants are hung up and scented lotion and tissues nearby
8:04 Had trouble with dvd player, but finally made it to the main menu
8:04:30 First scene starts
8:05 cleaned up and went back to the kitchen
thought this was needed..:)
(http://ttp://www.deluxearchive.com/images/clips/briana_banks_aka_filthy_whore_briana_banks_aka_4_preview.jpg)
holy f*ck
not before we all copied the pic to out documents folder!
{lol} I figured that's what you'd be doing. I'd love to see the look on STella's face when she see's that. If my eggplants drove her crazy, ...she's gonna have a conniption. lol. I wonder how long it'll take before she sees them?
Great. Now I have a chubby.
your out of luck the first picture i tried would have had you at full salute...:)
damn really? is it PM'able?
your out of luck the first picture i tried would have had you at full salute...:)
really retard its called google enter her name and click on images...next thing you will want is somebody to work your junk for you..lazy ass.
i just figured you already had the pic. besidesi want to make sure its the same one you were going to post ;D
Great. Now I have a chubby.
Princess C, can you help a BKS brother out over here? ;D
Sorry, you're married and too far away, ...besides, I'm kinda busy right now.
Your comment in PM has my mind wandering. Now it's got me ripping open a fresh pack of Duracells. :P
Sorry, you're married and too far away,
...besides, I'm kinda busy right now.
Your comment in PM has my mind wandering. Now it's got me ripping open a fresh pack of Duracells. :P
Honestly, I'm positive there is not one person actually working this afternoon... :)
Honestly, I'm positive there is not one person actually working this afternoon... :)
Honestly, I'm positive there is not one person actually working this afternoon... :)
i kinda sorta am working. ok i'm done now
i used a big gulp cup ;D
i used a big gulp cup ;D
wanna come over and play secretary. Or we could play HR against the naughty boss ;D
Miggy, how about if we play you're the Finance Director and you give me, your admin assist, a big bag of cash to take to the bank and I say "yes, yes, I'm coming right back..." :-*
Miggy, how about if we play you're the Finance Director and you give me, your admin assist, a big bag of cash to take to the bank and I say "yes, yes, I'm coming right back..." :-*
I'm working >:(
why am i the money man? Fine margeritas on me, but after that how about you and i go play slap the pinata?
Smooth move Miggy... I feel so... wanted and cherished. :-\
Smooth move Miggy... I feel so... wanted and cherished. :-\
I always try to make a girl feel special!
Besides who do you think would cook for you, draw you baths and give you nightly massages. :-*
They know not what they do, nor what they say Love Button. :-*
wtf Guardian! You make your presence known by trying to cock block..hell no. your setting yourself up for an anal gangbang sans lube >:(
wtf Guardian! You make your presence known by trying to cock block..hell no. your setting yourself up for an anal gangbang sans lube >:(
I just an image of that scene in "American Me". Oh God... make it stop. :-Xoh great movie, but i was thinking more shawshank redemption... :-X
You know what. You guys are both gay.
I just an image of that scene in "American Me". Oh God... make it stop. :-X
ok how about this deeds. I cook you dinner, whatever you want. I'll have soft lighting and nice music. I'll pour you a glass of wine and lead you to your bath and let you relax. After you are all done i'll massage you youand put lotion on you and feed you dinner. Then take you to the couch and watch your favorite movie while i comb your hair and then get you dessert
Exactly, and after he's done with that he can clean up the mess in the kitchen while Deeds and I retire to the bedroom ;)
PSSSSSST Migs did you see guardian on his way to the bedroom, does the guy even know what a gym is...:)
Exactly, and after he's done with that he can clean up the mess in the kitchen while Deeds and I retire to the bedroom ;)
You know what. You guys are both gay.
thanksjagsYMBL...
Huh? ??? How'd I get into this?
sorry was poking YMBL about coming in and attacking Migs and I without provacation and I pulled you into the frey because of yesterdays comment, I should have not pulled you in, sorry.
I had a Chick-fil-a chicken burrito (and a diet coke) for breakfast.
It was yummy. :)
Yeah im sorry too. I should have pulled out! ;D
Hmmmmmmmmmm
Maybe I'll have Chick-Fil-A for lunch today................... ............or I could just boil a couple of eggs. ;D
Actually I would throw some BAGOONG on it. ;D
It's especially yummy with green mangoes!
why cant you eat normal food?
its not even normal for him. I mean seriously eating rotten fish extract, partially aborted eggs is not normal for anyone!
You really are desperately in need of help from a mental health care specialist.
oh, okay. Should I shut off the flashlight then and we'll just sit in the dark for awhile till it's gone? ...
It's okay, I'm afraid of the dark and don't mind holding hands with you... ;)
Thank you AS. You are so sweet and caring. That's why all the girls love you so much. :)
breakfast = nice lotsa milky sugary coffee and a big fat marijuiana joint
xL
I am a little sleepy after my lunch. Okay, but just for a little bit. Here, hold the flashlight. :)
Yes, maybe you should. When I was getting dressed in front of the window this morning, (like all women do, all the time) I noticed Miggy behind the shrubs and was distracted and so didn't notice that this blouse doesn't really match my skirt. ;)
Thanks. Did I ever tell you what a sweet and caring person you are. Always watching out for others... :)
I think the Guardian is passed out in a corner somewhere. And w8tltr is off thinking about his next meal. Other than that, yes I think we're very alone in the dark. :)
Well, normally I might start to be a little concerned, but I know how good you are as a person, and that you think of me like a sister, so I'm really okay with it. ;)
Okaaaaaaaayyyy.... this just made a left turn into Ewwwwww-ville. :-X
Lol... what's wrong with being naked with a platonic friend ???
:)
Lol... what's wrong with being naked with a platonic friend ???
:)
Nothing. So long as that platonic friend is of the opposite sex, not related, and Barry White is playing in the background.
I thought you were innocently offering me your lap to take a nap on, and somehow coincidently the clothes came off. But you know, a bath sounds good too. :)
Lol, you are soooooooo brutal to Miggy. :)
Someone is going to miss there ride home...:)
Someone was smart enough to take her own ride to work today. :)
But yes, time to leave the hell pit and go play.
Unless of course if they're women... in which case they're encouraged to tickle and kiss each other in front of the window and take showers together... am I right? :)
You really are desperately in need of help from a mental health care specialist.
Can I get an amen?! ;D
Barry White is playing in the background.
IN Migs voice...
Be right there sweetum's (hey guardian) I am just finishing cooking you dinner I will draw your bath in a second my suger plumb (yech) if you could just lay back on the couch for a second and opps be carefull thats not the remote on the stand that my cock and balls since I don't use them I keep them next to the remote for the tv...
:'(
assholes
:'(
assholes
see this is what I call payback for what you write when I am not here...:)
Can I get an amen?! ;D
got a chance to recommend Briana Banks to a lady friend of mine looking to buy a porn for her man's b day I gave you credit, I think we may have to have a honorary pornstar of BKS in hope she can make it to one of our group mixers..:)
see this is what I call payback for what you write when I am not here...:)
&...
if you call me maggoting i'll puke
byeeeeeeeeee
i cannot keep up
I'm only kidding about the big black guy. I thought that might be a good guise. xL
(fffffffggggggggiiiiiiiim mmmmmmmiiiiiiiccccccccck kkkkkkkk>>>>>>>>>>>
Don't egg it on Deedee. Ignore button on.
Dude were you the one streaking at an Eagles game?
Hah gayer than the Eagles winning a Superbowl! ;D
Had to throw that one in! BTW can you name the ONLY team in the NFC EAST with no SB's Wins? ;D
Well a streak ends sooner or later................... .although I think heel will freeze first! ;D
D Ignore button on.
I guess Ill have to take solace
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please someone make me a moderator
2nd the motion for your modship, your always here and your fair and you spend more time at STella's house then she does... :-X
her house is comfy. lots of pillows
I bet she has a lot of squashed shrubs outside her windows too... :P
anyone still alive?
freaking Sat morning and here at work.......sucks.
Nice pic very hot reminds me of ms muse...:)
I figured you'd say that. ...sorry Deedee {giggle}
I do have my weakness for hot blonde girls..:)
I think you have a weakness for hot blonde girls... who like hot blonde girls. ;D
i think im going back to bed. you guys keep playing keep away from me
no fair. i wanna see
ok so the pic isnt showing, bu ti think you are trying to be an ass
wtf is wrong with you? lol
you're welcome ;D
You do not have the time my friend...:)
i'm sure i don't. Im going to eat some breakfast
i'm sure i don't. Im going to eat some breakfast
sweet now i can eat breakfast and lunch!
straight from the tap? :P
i prefer mine straight form the nipple
wow and out of nowhere comes a gay shot across miggys bow...:)
have a thing for nursing mothers..yech
I figured you'd say that. ...sorry Deedee {giggle}
ah not bad. I closed on the client form hell, so now i have free time. Why re you all by your self?
There's only so much of me anyone can take... :)
Congrats on the closing. :-*
::)
Lol, are you agreeing that I'm annoying...?
There's only so much of me anyone can take... :)
Congrats on the closing. :-*
thanks. It was hell! I highly doubt you are annoying
sometimes i have to clarify the things being said. AS perhaps you should take another approach when talking to the beautiful ladies here on the board. I can assist you in these matters if you wish. :)
<CLICK> Thats the sound of me cocking the hammer for if I ever take advice about ladies from you it will be followed by <bang>
I may be young, but my curse of always being on the outside looking in has made me gain invaluable insite into this topic
i sometimes worry that your lack of understanding and brutish ways will one day lead you to great dissapointments. And as an FYI, my book is now up to 4 pages.
AS at work on a rainy Tuesday in the Metro area! ;D Least you had Monday off right?
Never underestimate the power of a brute in gauntlet gloves... ;)
sometimes the gentle touch beats an iron hand
So even the BKS Brotherhood is banned from the Womens Forum? What madness is this? Someone is going to get a gauntlet slapping! ;D
I think Miggy's doing a better job of that than I can... :-\
We all love him up there, and somehow he's got this mystique happening when he's alone on girl board!
Thats because he is a non threating,dress wearing shut in that reads cosmo and knows girl talk and has a sad prom story and can be left alone in the room while you change and it does not make you feel awkward because he is one of the girls..:)Isn't that just a PC way of saying he's a fag? :D
Isn't that just a PC way of saying he's a fag? :D
jesus h christ...so some of the girls found me informative and that makes me a fudge packer? All you guys have been talking about is 300 pound sweaty men in tights, slapping each others butts and celebrating in a locker room!
Don't listen Miggy - we like you in our gynocentric circle. :)
(I would only worry if you start getting monthly cramps.)
Don't listen Miggy - we like you in our gynocentric circle. :)
(I would only worry if you start getting monthly cramps.)
i like your gynocentric cirlces!In other words, "Throw me your used Maxi pads so I can sniff them". :)
In other words, "Throw me your used Maxi pads so I can sniff them". :)
What do you want to do up there anyway. It's pastel and femmie. Don't you like your raunchy, smells like stale beer and cigar smoke digs down here so much better? ;D
told you that he'd let you go w/o a ticket if you gave him a hug.......what would you do?
Take it in the assthe ticketand report him/her.
Sigh, I'veneverhad many suchanoffers. :) As a matter of fact, I've never "got out of a ticket" (not that I did'nt try ;)"tried") >:( and believe me, I've had MANY cocks in my ass :-X Come to think of it, I've just hit a milestone :D a full 12 inches on the lastmonths withoutone.
I'm sorry, I'm just a damnednot to be ahooch,buti'd definitely get out and blowhughim (or her for that matter)!!!!
Lisa
Been pulled over for speeding several times but never got a ticket ;). Could it be that I wave my tits in their faces when they pull overall the police stickers I have onmy car? ;)
In my experience when that kind of thing happens, you just put on a really pouty lippedstricken, frightenedface, as though emphasizing your DSLs ;)you might burst into tears any secondand chances are you won't get the ticket if you follow through with the blowjob and he'll leave you alone. I've had two similar incidents and the first time I really was terrified and stricken.. then I found confidence and lust by theit worked thesecond timeas well. ;)
Can't say this has ever happened to me but I have done the "loosen the blouse" thing a couple of times.
So far the only ticket I have gotten in my life is one parking ticket. NO EDIT NEEDED ;D
But to answer the question. Yep without question. Him, Her or the K9 dog all are huggable.
Especially the puppy.
It is????
;) ;D :-*
He's been like Brian Westbrook, I'll show up when I feel like it.
It is????
;) ;D :-*
Ah, yes, his creative genius lights up the room yet again! >:(
Love Muffin, you are a bad, bad, BAD boy... :-*
Baby you have no idea :)
Just like men. Why don't you just clean up your own place, get rid of the beer cans and pizza boxes, dust a little and open a window?
Just like men. Why don't you just clean up your own place, get rid of the beer cans and pizza boxes, dust a little and open a window? You might just attract the honeybees to your garden... :)
jesus man were your parents protestors?
are we having a sit in? If so can it be at my place? Ima shut in...but on the bright side AC is fixed!
WOMEN UNITE. TAKE BACK THE FIGHT.
BE THE GIRL YOU ARE, NOT THE DOLL YOU'RE SOLD.
DOWN WITH PATRIARCHY, THE GREAT PHALLUSY
WOMEN UNITE. TAKE BACK THE FIGHT.
BE THE GIRL YOU ARE, NOT THE DOLL YOU'RE SOLD.
DOWN WITH PATRIARCHY, THE GREAT PHALLUSY
Let's get a mole to go into the forum. Migs won't do.................it's too obvious he's feminine..........
Maybe I should try putting on some make up?
AS needs a warm bath and some ovaltine. :)
And a soft couch in a darkened room with Enya playing in the backround and scented candles everywhere... oops wait a minute, that's at the GIRL'S BOARD. Sorry! :)
I'm teh Muse... I have no side to take. I merely hover about being ethereal and elfin-like, handing out cold compresses and getting involved in tickle and giggle fests with other pillow wielding ladies.
LOL!!!
:-* (an offering of peace and love for my BKS brother)
Your codes are almost impossible to break. It could take months and months of scheming and planning to bust your plans
:)
LOL!!!
:-* (an offering of peace and love for my BKS brother)
Today is going to suck
Yeah, I guess they want to make an example of what kind of guys you want to be friends with. You know the type they can tease but never have sex with.
yeah i threw myjimmyhat into the ring and agreed to the rules
At least the girls have someone they can send out to pick up food for them at night. I am sure they will all sleep better...hmmmm sleepover in the ladies area..sounds like a plan... ;D
slowly butt surely it will lead to cuddling and then a game of hide the kielbasa
very true deeds. Ah so many boxes to play in so little time! Have to get it out donw here before posting up there!
See Miggy, you won't find this kind of abuse up at the women's corner. Our sandbox doesn't have yellow sand ;)Naw it's just mixed colored sand, green for money, red for lust, black for nagging, etc. ;D
Naw it's just mixed colored sand, green for money, red for lust, black for nagging, etc. ;D
Either that or watch the fur fly (clothes come off)!
ahh the air smells better all alone at the top after week 1....
EAGLES-----WINNERS
cowboys---sorry cowgirls losing to the jags
giants- well we know which manning is better now
redskins--ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa freaking losers losing to the vikings at home ahahahhhhhhhh
(OSF-how about those cards... ;D---)
FALCONS!!!!!!
it was a good game. Hopefully we can keep it going.
ahh the air smells better all alone at the top after week 1....Bastard..........All in all I was very impressed with Alex Smith. He played much better and I like the Niners chances better this year because they can at least score. Was happy that the first pass to Davis was for a TD (especially since I started him on my FFL) and Gore is another Emmitt Smith type RB. WEEK 3 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
EAGLES-----WINNERS
cowboys---sorry cowgirls losing to the jags
giants- well we know which manning is better now
redskins--ahhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaa freaking losers losing to the vikings at home ahahahhhhhhhh
(OSF-how about those cards... ;D---)
Bastard..........All in all I was very impressed with Alex Smith. He played much better and I like the Niners chances better this year because they can at least score. Was happy that the first pass to Davis was for a TD (especially since I started him on my FFL) and Gore is another Emmitt Smith type RB. WEEK 3 hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I was actually pissed at Bryant for the taunting call. That 15 yds made a big difference because on that possession they kicked a field goal. Had they scored a TD and got the onside kick (which they did) then got to the 30 like they did a field goal would have tied the game. OT, who knows?
The Giants will hopefully "hurt" a few people (Westbrook, McNabb and Stallworth) then week 3 will be a snap. ;D
Somehow I find it hard to believe that the Giants will start 0-2 this year...and I'm not even a Giant fan.well at 4pm eastern time look at the box score during the bears game and see they came to philly 0-1 and are leaving 0-2 thanks to the donte/mcnabb steamroller baby...yes I said baby..:)
Giants/Eagles is like Packers and Bears dude. Don't be too cocky regardless. Anything happens when these teams meet.
shhhThere I fixed it.talkingtaking a shit and feeling a cockyafter the win...:)
There I fixed it.wow stepping up to fill the spot migs left when he started posting on the ladies board huh...my new whipping boy..:)
lols. speaking of which were is the rest of the crew. HH6 is killing people, so he's exempt.
wow stepping up to fill the spot migs left when he started posting on the ladies board huh...my new whipping boy..:)lol, I make migs look like an oompa loopa! ;D
lol, I make migs look like an oompa loopa! ;D
Migs makes Migs look like a oompa loopa... ;DNot really. I've seen quite a few good marraiges get broken up over stupid "one nighters" or I'll never get caught" scenarios. I am TOTALLY committed to my wife because I wouldn't be the person I am without her. I actually started to fall into a very selfish mode (where I wasn't before) in my early 20's, but when I met her at 30, I realized that I'm the best person I could be, when she was around. Help me to focus on the more important things in life.
OSF saw you posting your "sexy photo" in the ladies section is it hard being a kept man..:)
Not really. I've seen quite a few good marraiges get broken up over stupid "one nighters" or I'll never get caught" scenarios. I am TOTALLY committed to my wife because I wouldn't be the person I am without her. I actually started to fall into a very selfish mode (where I wasn't before) in my early 20's, but when I met her at 30, I realized that I'm the best person I could be, when she was around. Help me to focus on the more important things in life.
BTW, you're gay if you think I'm sexy. ;D Go Niners!
sexy was in quotes which takes me off the hook... ;DYeah. right. ::) Truly deep dwon inside you were one of the first one's at the theatre when the movie "Making Love" came out. Fag. ;D
Yeah. right. ::) Truly deep dwon inside you were one of the first one's at the theatre when the movie "Making Love" came out. Fag. ;D
whats making love the movie?Quit being in denial:
Quit being in denial:
http://movies2.nytimes.com/gst/movies/movie.html?v_id=30952
;D
wow that is so freaking gay..Why do you know about this..projecting..sorry buddy not my deal.. ;DDude, I lived in the SF Bay Area. ::) Stuff like this is not unsual. But losing a "Superbowl" would! ;D
Dude, I lived in the SF Bay Area. ::) Stuff like this is not unsual. But losing a "Superbowl" would! ;D
crap ya'll have been busy
well i havent been around much the last day or so...stupidlaser hair removal apoointmentswork
did i read that OSF posted his pic? Also, i am not an oompa loompa. I have yet to even see that movie
yes ladies section..yes you are..and thankfully nobody but OSF has watched the movie he owns..:){ I am secrectly looking at my Netflix account to see if the movie is availble for rent}LMAO AS. The movie was a big contraversy in SF because it was the 1st time a big screen movie had to males simulating having sex. Guess no one outside of SF bay area heard about it. It was done back in 1982.
LMAO AS. The movie was a big contraversy in SF because it was the 1st time a big screen movie had to males simulating having sex. Guess no one outside of SF bay area heard about it. It was done back in 1982.
Has a good soundtrack though. ;D
yes ladies section..yes you are..and thankfully nobody but OSF has watched the movie he owns..:)
this i gotta see. which thread? and no im not an umpa lumpa!!!!!!! >:(Okay how about a munchskin then? ;D
how tall are you?5'8"
so that makes you a munchkin too!Ah, but I am the buffed munchskin! ;D
Ah, but I am the buffed munchskin! ;D
ah and my middlename is tripod!
jerk...
:)
if thats the case you are colon. Figured since your older and have more experience
I thought your middle name was semi colon...:)LMAO. I thought his middle name was San Carlos Gutierrez Domingo Ramierez Alfonso Velasquez Jimenez Juan Jorge! ;D
LMAO AS. The movie was a big contraversy in SF because it was the 1st time a big screen movie had to males simulating having sex. Guess no one outside of SF bay area heard about it. It was done back in 1982.
Has a good soundtrack though. ;D
If I cut my number in 1/2 and devided by 5 I would still have more experence...:)
dude, no wonder your always sore. You truly are the the cock master :-XLol.
I'm surprised you can even sit. They probably give you a colonoscopy with the camcorder.
No OSF, it's San Carlos Gutierrez Domingo Ramierez Alfonso Velasquez Jimenez Juan Jorge Angel Antonio. Get it straight!
dude, no wonder your always sore. You truly are the the cock master :-X
I'm surprised you can even sit. They probably give you a colonoscopy with the camcorder.
No OSF, it's San Carlos Gutierrez Domingo Ramierez Alfonso Velasquez Jimenez Juan Jorge Angel Antonio. Get it straight!
lol. Hey ok i'll be harder. Marriage proposals, try this. Throw the girl a ring and ask her to make you a sandwhich. better?
and that would be????
Ok "..make me a sandwhich, please."
freaking driving around like a mad man. I have 5 clients and still have calls to make. sucks. Might not do anything today though.
i'll save you some cake. I say we go out and celebrate nude women. You in?
how can anybody turn down naked women and cold beer..:)
I'm gonna squeal to your wiiiiiiife.
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neener, neener, neener
I'm gonna squeal to your wiiiiiiife.
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/an374.gif)
neener, neener, neener
ok it's on. I say you get here around 8. We'll kill the liquor and cold beer here then head out and look at boobies
wahoooo party day..freaking im at work damm..:):'( Waaa! Hmmmmmmmmmmm Madden 2007 or GTA San Andreas? I'll let you chose for me. ;D
:'( Waaa! Hmmmmmmmmmmm Madden 2007 or GTA San Andreas? I'll let you chose for me. ;D
:'( Waaa! Hmmmmmmmmmmm Madden 2007 or GTA San Andreas? I'll let you chose for me. ;D
i havnt played thatYou would be a natural! ;D Anyone with Spanish blood is a hit on it!
I am freaking depressed even a redskins loss won't help..ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhIf you lose next week, I promise to send you some Rice-a-Roni so you can just eat and get fat! ;D
If you lose next week, I promise to send you some Rice-a-Roni so you can just eat and get fat! ;D
http://www.sportsline.com/nfl/gamecenter/recap/NFL_20060917_NYG@PHI
Do you need any rubbing alcohol withthis loss? ;D
I still am upset over this complete give away. Its one thing when we lose and another team beats us but when we beat ourselves and give a game away to a team we were killing all day is just the worst.Yeah, it's that good ole Andy Reid conservative approcach when you're ahead. Oh well, at least you'll face the Niners next week, but if you all lose.................... ........................ .......................
Yeah, it's that good ole Andy Reid conservative approcach when you're ahead. Oh well, at least you'll face the Niners next week, but if you all lose.................... ........................ .......................
He kill's a game for us every year the same way, get the lead and take your foot off the gas but the good thing is then he feels he needs to run it up on the next game..hello niners..:)After that break down and the good play of the Niners, I expect a pretty good game.
After that break down and the good play of the Niners, I expect a pretty good game.
Falcons had the power of BKS behind them
i coldnt beleive the philly game.
Lions suck. I'm thankful for the 2-0 start, but still worried about meeting a real team.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Another blow to the Eagles! Jevon Kearse out for the year! :o
damm what do you do look around for my misfortune and post it. ;D...well we needed a roster spot for mcdougal coming off injury so we should be fine.
damm what do you do look around for my misfortune and post it. ;D...well we needed a roster spot for mcdougal coming off injury so we should be fine.That's what NFL Smacktalk is about bro! Half the fun is berating the opponents team. Course there's really nothing you can say to berate the Niners since expectation isn't real high. Although the Eagles expectation is to win the NFC EAST. This week you got the 9ers and next week.................... ........................ ......TO in Philly! ;D
That's what NFL Smacktalk is about bro! Half the fun is berating the opponents team. Course there's really nothing you can say to berate the Niners since expectation isn't real high. Although the Eagles expectation is to win the NFC EAST. This week you got the 9ers and next week.................... ........................ ......TO in Philly! ;D
Actually I thought I read in SI that they had Philly in 4th in their division. Maybe it was just a general list?YMBL, I'm just talking Philly fans in general. Bsed on what I've seen in the NFC so far the Deadskins will be last.
YMBL, I'm just talking Philly fans in general. Bsed on what I've seen in the NFC so far the Deadskins will be last.
exactly..:)But the Eagles will be 3rd! ;D
some weeks feel longer then others and this one does..If the Eagles lose this weekend, next week will feel like an eternity. ;D
If the Eagles lose this weekend, next week will feel like an eternity. ;D
If the eagles lose It will go by fast because I won't sign on for the week..:)You're not going to pus out like that? You're the HEAD asshole of our brotherhood. ;D
You're not going to pus out like that? You're the HEAD asshole of our brotherhood. ;D
1st like its going to happen my team will pitch a shut out we never lose big leads..wait we almost never lose big leads..:) 2nd you know no matter what I will be here, If I can talk shit when we win I better be able to take shit when we lose...which won't happen...hopefully... ;DAlex Smith drops back to pass.................... ....Touchdown Vernon Davis! ;D
i think falcons have a bi this weekI know you're really into the "share a man and woman thing" but it's BYE not BI. ;D
i just woke up, gove me a freaking break balut-boy. Havent had any coffee or food yet.I guess blowing a load before you log on can make you "light headed". ;D
i just woke up, gove me a freaking break balut-boy. Havent had any coffee or food yet.
What a lazy-ass! :PI bet he's wearing the same undershirt he wore with his suit yesterday, some stained boxers and his dress socks!
Not to sound like a come-on but, what are you wearing right now? I'm guessing a frayed burgundy and grey-striped man-robe with knickers underneath and topped off with a really wild case of bed hair, and one long sleep crease spidering down your right cheek. How am I doing? ;D
i think falcons have a bi this week
I bet he's wearing the same undershirt he wore with his suit yesterday, some stained boxers and his dress socks!
What a lazy-ass! :P
Not to sound like a come-on but, what are you wearing right now? I'm guessing a frayed burgundy and grey-striped man-robe with knickers underneath and topped off with a really wild case of bed hair, and one long sleep crease spidering down your right cheek. How am I doing? ;D
DeeDee, you have a talent for making vivid descriptions of things.
It's my job. :)
Do you write the copy for those perfume ads?
penthouse forum...:)
So there I was in my 18 wheeler, with a belly full of scrambled eggs and java, shooting up the I95 when this long-legged blonde with the biggest rack I ever saw, waves me down...
Is it me or ALL truck drivers bearded and have tats and big bellies?
I'm not sure, but according to Penthouse forum all truck drivers are constantly being waved down by leggy blondes, redheads, etc... who start out innocently having car trouble, but after one look at the big-bellied truck driver lose all control and become sultry, red-hot vixens who can't get enough... :)In other words they pick up UGLY HITCHHIKERS.
i need to become a truck driver in montreal
If you swear like a sailor, have a jolly pot that peeks out from beneath your tee, nicotine stains on your fore and middle finger, then you're the man! :)
So there I was in my 18 wheeler, with a belly full of scrambled eggs and java, shooting up the I95 when this long-legged blonde with the biggest rack I ever saw, waves me down...
ROTFLMAO...great ms muse.Okay today was pretty pathetic for us. :P
I already donated on the girlie board.
I already donated on the girlie board.
i donated but they said it was the wrong fluid. :-\LMAO.
slackers, i expect better from you both. I'll miss the sandbox next week
Going to Mexico with my sister and her fiancee for a week, then i'm back here for a week then off to Vegas for 5 days. Wann come deeds?
sshhhh. need anything?
Dude, i'm NOT a mexican, just going there. I'll bring you back a mexican for your yard though!
I'm Spanish! I can't be illegal my people found this country and everyone else followed
from Spain. Pure breed, lol
I'M NOT MEXICAN!!!! MY PEOPLE CAME OVER AND TOOK EVERYTHING THEY WANTED. I COME FROM CONQUERORS!!!!!
ok mini-meltdown
so are you going to make me a chulupa or cut my grass or what... ;D
what does bks mean?
Its our group (see all the members with the BKS sig line ) its Black Knight Society.We revel in revel and are cause of continual rhetoric that means absolutely nothing to anyone but ourselves. ;D
Its our group (see all the members with the BKS sig line ) its Black Knight Society.
ahhhhhhhh i see it in the sig lines all the time...i know who's in it...just didnt know what it stood for
only took me 135 pages to ask lol
ahhhhhhhh i see it in the sig lines all the time...i know who's in it...just didnt know what it stood for
only took me 135 pages to ask lol
Were always on the lookout for new members and don't have any mods..(well STella looks after us in a mother sort of way)..so if you ever get the urge to be part of the band of merry freaks just let us know.
whats the bks agenda...is it pwning noobs? lol
haha brilliant
where do you stand on Bodybuilding issues?
True, but Miggy has a gun in his car and violent anger management issues, which makes up for it somehow.chubby hothead.. ;D
i tried going to the gym this week, but since i had to drive by a aburger king, taco bell, Mcd's and a wendys i ran out of time :-\
yup. It's all about the effort. damn im hungry, goona go to lunch
Hola, bitches! :)Ah, the Cowboy dung eater has come back!
Ah, the Cowboy dung eater has come back!
Ah, the Cowboy dung eater has come back!
The one and only, Captain Balut.We had a chance in the 3rd.........until that fumble and TF return at the 1. :'( Oh well, at least we beat up the defense somemore. Knocked Dawkins out of the game and Smith still hasn't thrown an interception.
How is that 49er dream season coming along?
We had a chance in the 3rd.........until that fumble and TF return at the 1. :'( Oh well, at least we beat up the defense somemore. Knocked Dawkins out of the game and Smith still hasn't thrown an interception.
I think Dawkins knocked himself out after another round of "how many times does it take to get in from the one yard line..."I really thought we had a chance until that Gore fumble because at that thpoint in the 3rd, we had the total yds. at -5. ;D
Oh hell yes it feels good to be backj on the winning side...:)
I really thought we had a chance until that Gore fumble because at that thpoint in the 3rd, we had the total yds. at -5. ;D
But still my boy Smith threw no ints. He did take 2 sacks though. Can't be more delighted than just 3 sacks compared to the 3 sacks per game he was taking last year.
Thought Smith looked really good all things considered. He moved well in the pocket and threw to the dump off when pressured, all and all not bad.We're a couple of players away of being a legitimate playoff team. Although we have a decent pass rush, we need some beast to just corrupt the opponents O line and a great shut dwon corner like DeAngelo Hall. On O we need a great possesion receiver to compliment Bryant. On with the season though.
oh crap... there's another 4 whole months before the superbowl and the end of football season. :'(
We're a couple of players away of being a legitimate playoff team.
oh crap... there's another 4 whole months before the superbowl and the end of football season. :'(
I'd make that kitten a fried snack!
Can't fault a guy for wanting to eat a little pussy. :P (sorry, ...I couldn't resist) ;DNice! Course I shave it first! ;D
ahhhhhhhh FREAKING KITTEN PICTURES.....go away for awile and the girls redecorate.
:) Well, we couldn't keep up and follow up along.
Plus, it was starting to look like the thread version of empty pizza boxes, beer cans, knickers, sweat socks and nudie mags all over the place.
MD World ???
Lol, well then maybe this one can be left over for those of us who like to knit our own gauntlet gloves. :)
So are you going to allow Migs to change his knighted name too? I hope not, but if you do I say it should be Lord Shut in the closet and lost the key. Or Lord Whipping Boy. Ah WTF can't stray away from Lord Burro. ;D
Just heard that Terrell Owens was attempting suicide due to depression. Isn't Owens in Mexico hanging out with Migs? ;D
Isn't Migs back yet?
next week...I know we all miss our punching bag..:)Seems more like he was getting dropped kicked!
Seems more like he was getting dropped kicked!
The womens bored has taken him in under there protective wing, so we can only poke him so much..:)See we are helping him to get out of being a shut in! ;D
..We saw that one already. ::)
Now I have to keep track of our group in another place..My head is swimming..:)Now, now................it not really keeping track. Just think of it like a game of hide and go seek. Or tag. Bitch you're it! ;D
Now, now................it not really keeping track. Just think of it like a game of hide and go seek. Or tag. Bitch you're it! ;D
I've been hiding for sometime, figured I'd come out of hiding and join the game..... tag!SN when did you finally awake for your Sleep? Were you taking the same sedatives as Anna Nicoles son? ;D
SN when did you finally awake for your Sleep? Were you taking the same sedatives as Anna Nicoles son? ;D
Hahaha! That makes me sad that I was gone, and now happy that I am back.Doh, welcome back.
Same sedatives as Terrel Owens, by the way.
Hahaha! That makes me sad that I was gone, and now happy that I am back.wholly shit boy where have you been your behind on your dues and missed all the meetings..oh and its your turn to clean the bathroom in the club house..:)
Same sedatives as Terrel Owens, by the way.
wholly shit boy where have you been your behind on your dues and missed all the meetings..oh and its your turn to clean the bathroom in the club house..:)Lol, I left a bunch of Balut eggshells behind the toilet! ;D Wait till he gets a whiff!
Okay, I now officially miss Miggy-Pop. :'( I hope he's found true love under the stars. Plus I like coming here when no one's around and posting kitten pics just to be annoying. ;DDidi you know they taste like chicken? ;D
Okay, I now officially miss Miggy-Pop. :'( I hope he's found true love under the stars. Plus I like coming here when no one's around and posting kitten pics just to be annoying. ;D
Girl..aaahhhhhhhhhh kitten pictures again....everytime I leave the club house alone for to long I come back and someone hangs up kitten pictures or gives migs hope and encourgement... ;DHa! You should have seen the flowered wallpaper I had to tear down! But don't worry i repainted it with Scarlett and Gold to ensure the room has a WINNING look! ;)
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f242/mmungar/butts.jpg)
Green, the club house is green...:) ok maybe a few Bears posters and a Falcons jersey hung in the shitter but not the niners...:)LMAO that was funny. Well okay the clubhouse is green, but you better get the 4 nooses out of there so no one else ends up choking themselves! ;D
I liked it better when we hung in a castle with a moat and gardens. When did we decide to go "full hook-up?" :'(When the started to get this nasty smell and film on top ever since AS started bathing in it. And Migs turned the garden into a vegetable farm. Oh and when YMBL hung out in the tallest tower prentending to be an imprisoned Princess only to have the Re:delete discover he was dressed up as a Queen and had us kicked out. ;D
When the started to get this nasty smell and film on top ever since AS started bathing in it. And Migs turned the garden into a vegetable farm. Oh and when YMBL hung out in the tallest tower prentending to be an imprisoned Princess only to have the Re:delete discover he was dressed up as a Queen and had us kicked out. ;D
but I ran away to get me some of that truck driver lovin'. The muse's muse... who's ma daddy?!ROFLMAO. Deedee that guy is the perfect of exaple of why abortion should probably stay legal. ;D
:)
Are you mocking my current love interest ???More like ducking! :)
DEEDEE!!! Hello love. :-*
How have you been?
lol. i'll put on my best wife-beater and trucker hat. See ya soonHell just ride in on a unicorn!
Hell just ride in on a unicorn!
i was too young to run with the bulls. However my godfather has done it.
Instead of running with the bulls did you lay with the sheep... :-X
Instead of running with the bulls did you lay with the sheep... :-XLMAO. ;D
HEAR YE HEAR YE ALL BKS PLEASE COME TO ORDER.
...Gang bangs are every other Friday... ;D
;D
u eat anything
HEAR YE HEAR YE ALL BKS PLEASE COME TO ORDER.
WE HAVE ADDED A NEW MEMBER TO THE SISTERHOOD CHAPTER OF BKS.
PLEASE EVERYBODY TAKE A CHANCE TO WELCOME Mish to our little group
and make her feel welcome
....Gang bangs are every other Friday... ;D
Oh we have to give our new fair maiden a new name
Lady Smurfett is my vote since she is such a tiny thing.. ;D
At least this gives Migs a break... ;D
Hmrph! >:(
I'm still mad at you anyway...
Why?
about time ou showed up
I'm always properly groomed & trimmed, I just meant freshly shaved - geez!
We'll see about the pic & you're pushing it buddy >:( at this rate I'll never get to finish that story...
;D
Yummy :)
My Job is workingThere it's fixed. Oh BTW say hello to the "NEW MOD" on the Natural Bodybuilding board! ;Dme to themy own bone.
Yeah I should be working... but hey,it's lunch time now!Ah, it's time for the Balut initiation! ;D
Ah, it's time for the Balut initiation! ;D
Yummy :)
Why?
As well you should... I'm sorry but there's nothing nastier than a woman with hairy pits & legs with a jungle growing down there :-X ewww... I just skeeved myself out!
Yeah I should be working... but hey,it's lunch time now! ;D I'll chat at ya later! :-*
There it's fixed. Oh BTW say hello to the "NEW MOD" on the Natural Bodybuilding board! ;D
Me too!
There it's fixed. Oh BTW say hello to the "NEW MOD" on the Natural Bodybuilding board! ;D
you think with OSF being a mod the mod standards would be lower and i could slide on in. ;DBastard! ;D Actually I just PMed Ron and let him know my creditials. You'd probably be a great mod on the "Questions and Complaints" board. ;D
fucktard. I'd be a great mod anywhere. i keep the bitch hand strongI believe that with all the sex you've been getting. ;D
I love it when Miggy gets all passionate. :)
I believe that with all the sex you've been getting. ;D
you should have been in Mexico! ;)
yup and at the point of no return screaming "viva la crema batida!"
nothing like a good carpet bombing to cap off the night!
no but i did say "viva el guapo!"
how many girls can you sleep with in a week beofre you are labled a man whore?
Don't worry about it, you'll never have this conundrum. :)
fucking jerk. how's it going bro?
and that still doesnt answer the ?
great to hear you miserable chunk of dog shit. Missed you around here. ;D
waht the f*ck crawled up your ass cum junkie? ;D
no but i did say "viva el guapo!"
how many girls can you sleep with in a week beofre you are labled a man whore?
How many whores did you sleep with ???
male bonding is a strange thing. :-\
male bonding is a strange thing. :-\
yes it is a strange thing. but a special thing..steelers.
and no i wasnt a man whore in Mexico
well i did bring back some goodies from mexico.
well i did bring back some goodies from mexico.
Did it require penicillin ???
do they fix anal warts and black syphillis with penicillin...?
Did it require penicillin ???
Okay, that was really vile. :)
ya'll are sick ;D
your the one with the cucumber penis that runs like a old toilet and a case of crabs that are looking for some old bay seasoning... ;D
Is your day turning around?
i forgot what you do. I remeber when i worked in an office. I hated to count down to the EOD after lunch. 3 pm was the worst cuz the last two hours seemed the lonest
oh, well f**k you, you arent that interesting anyway ;D
I wasnt asking waht you did, rump ranger.
alright i have finally decided to accept a bunch of guys to call brothers ask the ?'s or give me shit but here i am
damn an opne invite to give someone shit. that's rare, lol
settle down Lord burro he may jump you in rank...:)
10 years in the backwoods of vermonts only hardcore gym(and it even had running water)
i have faithfully read and monitored the sight for the last day, and can see that you could use a sargeant in the ranks to look after people, and hell you alwqays need another brother you can never have enough
it's an inside thing. His wife tells him to be nice to me, lol.
she thinks of you as a bunny..:)
10 years in the backwoods of vermonts only hardcore gym(and it even had running water)
i have faithfully read and monitored the sight for the last day, and can see that you could use a sargeant in the ranks to look after people, and hell you alwqays need another brother you can never have enough
Got one! ;D
or migs and mish... ;D
(http://www.pauldavidson.net/wp-content/themes/wfme/images/entries/smurf.jpg)
so how bout it gents whats the verdict? i don't have to go streaking or anything like that to get in do i?
not that i wouldn't mind you i'm always up for that
LOL! What? You likee... ;)
all right then i'll just run around the club house and take shits in the porta john like a good servant would later all hitting the gym
NOOO!!!!!!!! i call immediate stopage to this
Time to have some fun. Post your times. No fake times either!
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf
Up arrow is forward
Down arrow is reverse
Left arrow truns wheels left
Right arrow turns wheels right
Space bar is hard braking
You wanna get laid don'tcha? :-\
so not fair. keep posting :-[
Here Migsy, ...how about a little kitty porn, ...just for you...
(http://decibel.org/~decibel/stuff/kitten_porn.jpg)
Oh Jags that is so not right!
(But it's still funny as hell ;D)
remind you of anything?
45.8 sad.
Good thing I do a little better in real life. ;D Gave up after the 3rd crash.
Time to have some fun. Post your times. No fake times either!
http://www.107.peugeot.co.uk/peugeot.swf
Up arrow is forward
Down arrow is reverse
Left arrow truns wheels left
Right arrow turns wheels right
Space bar is hard braking
PHILLY PHILLY PHILLY PHILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OD OD OD OD TO SUCKS AND CAN'T CATCH A COLD..LITTLE BITCH.
E-A-G-L-E-S.......GO EAGLES
The air is sweeter and the water taste like wine after Sunday.Yeah, Hank Baskett finally made a reception. But it was a good one.
Yeah, Hank Baskett finally made a reception. But it was a good one.
Am I wrong? ;Dhey who found my picture?
hey who found my picture?
hey who found my picture?
The sisterhood is in charge of research... :)
and cleaning...place looks dusty... ;D
:-*. Would you like me to make you all some sandwiches and bring out the cold beers before I start on the scrubbing of the floors in a thong and tee-shirt?
LOL!
you know the drill... ;D
(http://nylon.sexblogsonly.com/uploaded_images/01-720151.jpg)
:-*. Would you like me to make you all some sandwiches and bring out the cold beers before I start on the scrubbing of the floors in a thong and tee-shirt?
LOL!
Yes
One minute I'm a muse in the garden, the next I work nights at a bowling alley and spend my days serving beers and slinging burgers at the clubhouse. Oh how they fall so hard... :)
(Actually, if I could spend my days in a clubhouse, I'd have no probs with doing beer and burger duty. And, I'd even scrub a floor or two... :P )
As long as you're bouncing around in a thong and Tshirt while doing so, it does not matter what you clean :-*
In return, do I get my own bathroom. ???
Oh I see... is that the one with the satyrs and swooning wood nymphs in diaphanous gowns mural painted on the wall, with the mini bar that comes out of the medicine cabinet, and the non-stop loop of soft girl on girl porn playing in the bath area? I was hoping to pick my own ceramic tile... :)
See that's why I like you so much love muffin... you're always so generous of spirit. Italian marble it is... :-*
Thank you Love Love. You make generosity easy :)
no your the smoopy..no your the smoopy....yech
Hateraid anyone? Cherry flavored on tap :)
Group hug AS. Feel our love...
Just relax everything and let the love flow into you... okay, now I need a shower too. :P
Steelers.
And so another day in the sandbox comes to an end... :)
I vote for a national month long holiday where nobody works at all.I'll second it...................... oh wait I ALREADY GET THAT! ;D
I vote for a national month long holiday where nobody works at all.
I'll second it...................... oh wait I ALREADY GET THAT! ;D
Sounds good to me!Ah, yes the life of a stay at home dad. Although today while on the way to the gym, the little one threw up because she had too much in her mouth. Nothing like the smell of pre-digested milk. :P
I'm jealous dammit! >:(
;D
Ah, yes the life of a stay at home dad. Although today while on the way to the gym, the little one threw up because she had too much in her mouth. Nothing like the smell of pre-digested milk. :P
But I wouldn't trade the experience I have right now for any amount of money. I truly wish people would evaluate their relationships with their "troubled" children, so they can find out it's usually they who are the cause of the trouble.
Oh my... :-X
You're a lucky man, lucky that you get the chance to spend this time with your child & lucky that you realize what a wonderful thing it is you're experiencing. I'd say that the lack of a good parent-child relationship is a big cause behind our current "troubled youth"...
Welcome back Miggy. When you sober up, please regale us with the stories of loose women, and how much you lost at the craps table. ;)
thanks deedee. i was an angel! i played poker moslty. didn't loose any money there. winnings went to dinner and clubs
Gee Whiz Miggy, ...even my adventures in Las Vegas were more exciting. :(
ahem. An angel with horns, lol.
Gee Whiz Miggy, ...even my adventures in Las Vegas were more exciting. :(
Work this week is like trying to bob for apples in a tidel wave.Song dedicated to AS
Work this week is like trying to bob for apples in a tidel wave.
when i get that nice base of the spine pounding a
are you actually contributing to the board today? ;D
another football player suspended for a violation of the drug policy think it was from green bay
how could you make that much money and do alll that work and still get caught?
another football player suspended for a violation of the drug policy think it was from green bay
how could you make that much money and do alll that work and still get caught?
Flying to California tomorrow to attend funeral services for my wife's grandmother who passed away this Tuesday.
Flying to California tomorrow to attend funeral services for my wife's grandmother who passed away this Tuesday.
Anyone need anything? Balut? Dinaguan? I could always ship it to you via 2 day mail. ;D
i need to get my ass in gear and work this week
Its sat and work is nice and quiet and slow..ahh good day ahead.Too bad Sunday sucked with another Eagles loss. ;D
Too bad Sunday sucked with another Eagles loss. ;D
I just can't stop touching it, and may have to sleep with it tonight too. Joy and happiness! :)
is this what everyone esle read?
Miggy is soooo wishing he was a black laptop right now. ;D
don't worry hun, ...it's just a myth. ;)
great, virtual love
it wouldn't be the first time a woman has fallen in love with a battery operated electronic device. :D
Lifetime relationships have been forged with such devices... :)
{sigh} true. :-\ Want an invite to the wedding? :D
Lol, if you're like me and most of the rest of us, I'm guessing it isn't a white wedding. ;D
Btw, since AS has had such a horrid week with work and flu, I think we should take a moment to wish him a happy return tomorrow... missed him like crazy.
Plus no kitten pics. We've been soooooo good! :)
welcome back bitch ;D d
yeah you and ymbl dropped of the face of the earth there. i need to find some clients myself.
ok by the way did you get the memo about BKS and nuclear testing? its scheduled for friday.
air burst. the underground shit has been overdone
mississippi, really? didnt know that. i knew nevada and new mexico. that isa little scarey
damn dude. that is scarey
hate to sound like 240 but there is allot of things done in the name of science in america that are scary. There is a great book called "The day they bombed Utah" about testing in nevada and the fallout in Utah and how they think John Wayne might have gotten cancer while filming in a downwind site.scary.
Every single actor on that set has since died of cancer. no joke.
thats because the goverment does not care about its people.
very few governments do. :'(
incredible.yet we do nothing really about it
What can you do really?? vote for someone else it does not matter who is in charge its the same inner group that makes the decisions and runs stuff.
You can take your country back. Live up to your creed. A nation of the people, by the people, for the people, not one of the priviledged, by the elite, for the corporations. :'(
If you think there is any way for joe average citizen to seize control of the goverment as it is now...I have some land in florida to sell you.
Who is talking about seizing control of anything? I'm talking about living up to the positive hype and rhetoric you've sold yourselves and the rest of the world for centuries. OK, granted, ...the rest of the world doesn't buy it anymore, ...but that's ok, ...I'm sure there's still enough Americans that still do. I'm just saying... be Americans. That's all. The more Americans who behave like Americans, ...the sooner your country will be America again. Maybe you can get it right this time, ...if it's not too late.
C'mon dude, it's not like no team has never pulled it out in the last 1/4 before? It's the stuff legends are made of.
When the going gets tough... the tough get going. It's time to show the rest of the world what you're made of.
Sorry but thye game is over the lights are out and the stadium is empty. Nobody cares about anything that does not benifit them, special intrest controls goverment and there is no way its going to change. People don't care and its going downhill fast and soon the rest of the world will care when we spin into the toilet and every dictator with a gun will turn the world red with blood and econemys will fall and we all get to be flushed together.
remeber Rosanne singing the anthem? It was down hill from there
:o Gee Whiz, ...and people call me a drama queen? :-\ ;)
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance, ...I guess some people have been asleep on their watch. :'(
It ain't over 'til the fat lady sings. :-*
Well with all the blood that's already been poured into the ground, ...one would think everyone would have freedom already. :-\
Well with all the blood that's already been poured into the ground, ...one would think everyone would have freedom already. :-\
AS is BKS's 240 lol. Can we get back to something more upbeat? Like seeing deedee and jag covered in caramel and wrestling?
Could you dress up like a prison inmate, and shave your head (I think it is already, no?) and get a tattoo across your forehead that reads K I L L E R, and wear gauntlet gloves and steel toed boots. Okay, thanks in advance...
Could you dress up like a prison inmate, and shave your head (I think it is already, no?) and get a tattoo across your forehead that reads K I L L E R, and wear gauntlet gloves and steel toed boots. Okay, thanks in advance...
Could you dress up like a prison inmate, and shave your head (I think it is already, no?) and get a tattoo across your forehead that reads K I L L E R, and wear gauntlet gloves and steel toed boots. Okay, thanks in advance...
I have a thing for the prison break guy... Wentworth Miller. :) The prison inmate thing used to be a sometime fantasy of mine.
I have a thing for the prison break guy... Wentworth Miller. :) The prison inmate thing used to be a sometime fantasy of mine.
Oh I concur... he's dreamy *sigh* ;D
DeeDee, did you ever see "The Italian Job"? ...and if so, ...what did you think of Jason Statham? :D
Ok enough girl chatter you want to talk dreamy..those eyes those lips...mmmmm
DeeDee, if you want him as a prison inmate, I suppose that's your fantasy and you're entitled to it,
...but trust me when I tell you, ...Miggy needs to be in a matador's outfit big time!
This is very funny AS. For once you are outnumbered by the harem. :) It's usually too many boys talking football.
Actually the more I staire at the lovely ms daines the more she looks like someone else I know...hmmm can't remember her name but same chin and striking eyes. ;)
You're lucky to have so many lovely girls as friends AS. Perhaps there is something about you that is irresistable to all women. :)
AS's lovely photo post aside... I still think I prefer the prison inmate thing over the matador's outfit, although you have said that Miggy is quite the man specimen. I would be the visiting nurse who makes friends with the sullen loner prison inmate and finds herself alone in the examination room with him and gives him... comfort. :)
your wish is my command
Hey dufus there is a rumor you have been sending your picture around..you need to let the group see you mr hotty or has Jags been pulling our legs?
lol dufus, havent heard that in a long time. first off, i'm no hottie. i think jags had beer goggles on. also i dont know how to imbed am image im PM, tried and failed. not sure if i need to upload it to some photobucket thingy or not.
You have my e-mail honey muffin. I volunteer. Just send it as an attachment. I will then inform everyone as to your hotness quotient. :)
lol dufus, havent heard that in a long time. first off, i'm no hottie. i think jags had beer goggles on. also i dont know how to imbed am image im PM, tried and failed. not sure if i need to upload it to some photobucket thingy or not.I am curious now. 1st why did you send to Judi and not Deeds. 2nd why you holding out on the clan. 3rd I think thats fair if deeds gives you a thumbs up then works for me.
I am curious now. 1st why did you send to Judi and not Deeds. 2nd why you holding out on the clan. 3rd I think thats fair if deeds gives you a thumbs up then works for me.
1) Judi asked. Sorry but it was a simple answer. Not something more comples. It started with her saying that palumalu was a hottie then snowballed. Deeds has it now, or will shortly get it.
2) I am not posting it on this site, don't need mrore shit, i have you and YMBL and OSF for that! lol. But i can send to ya too. No worries, they are clothed. lol.
3) i think if i get the thuiumbs up from the both of them they must have been drunk then euphoric from shoe shopping, lol
Okay... came back from lunch to find a present in my inbox, so I'm making an announcement...
It's official! Miggy's a hottie. ;D
Dark, penetrating eyes, cute schnoz, nice smile.
Miggy looks... boyish. :)
I am curious now. 1st why did you send to Judi and not Deeds. 2nd why you holding out on the clan. 3rd I think thats fair if deeds gives you a thumbs up then works for me.
you gotta lay off the 2 martini lunches, lol.
It was diet coke... you shouldn't be so modest, Miggy. You could get snapped up by some sweet thing anytime you wanted. :)
aww shucks, thank you ma'am.
It was diet coke... you shouldn't be so modest, Miggy. You could get snapped up by some sweet thing anytime you wanted. :)
sorry a little paranoid after taking in the ghost of linda. shes da debil.
No i am not, wait i am but i look good in blue crushed velvet.
......i need a drink of heroin and a line of gatorade. no damnit its the other way around.
I'm confused, but i'll kill this thread. i must moon the moon..toodles
xxxmigs
;D. Very good Miggy, bringing the funny.
However, I'm the one who says toodles. You're getting your wacky girls mixed up. It must be the headiness of all the attention your pics have aroused. :)
how do you figure that YMBL? maybe i missed something, lol
i'm pretty sure he said toodles followed buy some unexpalined utterance. speaking of aroused, "how you doin?"
The way you are wording things as of late, the picture thing possibly a ruse or scheme of some sort as a practical joke, the way you know what's in her cupboards etc. ;D
I'm all alone and supposed to be working... obviously I'm not succeeding with my strategy of staying logged on here, lol. Also not sleepy at all... >:(
How's the Spanish devil doing?
the devil is a little horny, lol. supposed to be working? its 10:45!
maybe you could get chubber lange to help ::)
hey i've loved myslef plenty, lol. where are my cheetos! just think he's kinda, well basically, a douche. but that my opinion.
Well, aside from the guys who called me fat, a hoe, and other lovely things, he was the first person who ever talked to me when I first got here. We have history. Where were you to defend my honor back then. :'(
(make sure the diet coke is caffeine free, otherwise you'll never sleep and just be tossing and turning and feeling edgy all night.)
Well, aside from the guys who called me fat, a hoe, and other lovely things, he was the first person who ever talked to me when I first got here. We have history. Where were you to defend my honor back then. :'(
ah i had no idea, what did we talk about ?
ps it looks like you can take care of yourself now ;)
Damned if I remember, lol. But yes, I eventually found a little space to call my own in the sandbox and I started hitting the mean boys back. :)
Okay... came back from lunch to find a present in my inbox, so I'm making an announcement...
It's official! Miggy's a hottie. ;D
Dark, penetrating eyes, cute schnoz, nice smile.
Miggy looks... boyish. :)
See AS, ...even DeeDee agrees!
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/an374.gif)
Neener, neener, neener. I wasn't lying.
His eyes are amazing, ...and what a smile!
Ahh... but his voice is all man. Hey Miggly, ...are you blushing yet?
thinkin about joinin this bks gang...been reading getbig for ages and you cats seem like the coolest!
guns are only allowed if the intended use is to kill. We don't admire gun collectors that don't actually use the guns. Also if you are to kill anyone, you must first kill people on the BKS list, then you may kill on your list. PS. Any women that are in the BKS sisterhood, I.e Deedee (the muse) Judi ( Princess caramel) and Mish ( Smurfette) are ALL OFF LIMITS, lol. What I'm Spanish i have a long history of claiming shit. ;D Of course What AS said holds true, you must post and entertain us and bring value to the board.
Thanks,
HR Team
Yes, I know you're a one-woman floggin' kind of guy, Miggy. It was just the way you said off-limits, that made me think of hareems...
i dont mind you being off limits deedee, i hear forbidden fruit tastes better :)
Yes, it's like smoking behind the woodshed, they say. :)
or like lancelot and guieneviere...
Ok I concede Miggy is not cheech but I still think he went out and took someones picture and is passing it off as his own... ;D
Plus you girls just love that he is non threatning and always draws a nice bath and cooks and does dishs, when all is said and done and your ready for bed I know my phone would ring... ;D
LOL!!! ;D
Why not? It was funny, I didn't say it was true... you know you have a special place in the hearts of all the sisterhood Miggy :-*
Well until you meet Miggy po and he sweeps you off your tiny little smurfette feet.
wait... I think I'll let Migs reply to this one ;D
Ummm... maybe just a little ;)
I don't know... we had our first fight last night :'(
;D
no comment. yet.
there was no fight. I was right you were wrong, nuff said! ;D
besides i don't fight, i just carry a gun and threaten people until they do what i want. It's good to be the king!
there was no fight. I was right you were wrong, nuff said! ;D
besides i don't fight, i just carry a gun and threaten people until they do what i want. It's good to be the king!
yea nice crown...king
(http://images.tribe.net/tribe/upload/photo/2ed/610/2ed610e5-89dc-4c07-8ff0-826bc7a64e1e)
Oh I don't think so! >:( like I said last night, how can I ask about something I know nothing about? Hmmm....
Quit talking in code were all family here spell it out for those of us not in the room with you during naked time last night.
LOL!!! No code, Migs is just being difficult that's all.
ok what did he do besides,
1. be a quick draw
2. stop during sex to make a snack
3. start typing all crazy while he was responding due to hand fell asleep while jerking it.
4. call you deedee
5. call you jags
6. call your butt white..opps nope that was me
7. cry about the prom
8. get you all excited smacked your ass then said sorry
9. other
;D
6. call your butt white..opps nope that was me
#9 other - lets just say he withheld something from me (at first ;)) because I didn't ask for it ;D but like I said I can't ask for something I didn't know about
>:(
ok what did he do besides,
1. be a quick draw (what can i say i have break away pants)
2. stop during sex to make a snack (snickers and gaterade, it was a marathon)
3. start typing all crazy while he was responding due to hand fell asleep while jerking it. (that was earlier)
4. call you deedee (i like to role play)
5. call you jags (see #4)
6. call your butt white..opps nope that was me (your ass is in trouble)
7. cry about the prom ( that was in the shower..after)
8. get you all excited smacked your ass then said sorry (...but this ass belongs to me now)
9. other (wouldnt you want to know)
;D
ok what did he do besides,
1. be a quick draw (what can i say i have break away pants) (and they still don't help :-\)
2. stop during sex to make a snack (snickers and gaterade, it was a marathon) (don't forget about the kool aid & milk you had)
3. start typing all crazy while he was responding due to hand fell asleep while jerking it. (that was earlier) (I'm used to that)
4. call you deedee (i like to role play) (role playing is one thing, the wrong name is something completely different dammit!)
5. call you jags (see #4) (see above)
6. call your butt white..opps nope that was me (your ass is in trouble) (Yep, I'm still mad - hrmph!)
7. cry about the prom (that was in the shower..after) (yeah, I'm used to that too...)
8. get you all excited smacked your ass then said sorry (...but this ass belongs to me now) (that's what I let him believe ;D)
9. other (wouldnt you want to know) (oops!)
there was no fight. I was right you were wrong, nuff said! ;D
besides i don't fight, i just carry a gun and threaten people until they do what i want. It's good to be the king!
Well aren't you just the handy one to have around... just another part of your appeal right? ;D
:o :o :o :-\ oh miggly, ...not you too? :'(
Quit talking in code were all family here spell it out for those of us not in the room with you during naked time last night.
I've always favored the kind of families that suffer in silence and don't feel they have to share pages and endless pages of private conversations with everyone. :)
Nice. Do we at least have "full hook-up" for the trailer? :-\
Uh oh. The ease with which you describe the scene speaks of a certain familiarity... ;D (Momma's stories, lol)LOL its been found out I live in a trailer park... ;D
Good thing JR got the key to the bathroom since Joleen's pregnant again... she couldn't resist the manliness of that prison tat peaking out of the sleeve of his van halen t-shirt, and she always loved to run her fingers through that luxurious mullet of his. Now she can quit her night shift job at Walmart and watch stories with Momma and smoke cigarettes all day...
no comment. yet.
ahem muse, i didn't share. >:(
I've always favored the kind of families that suffer in silence and don't feel they have to share pages and endless pages of private conversations with everyone. :)
hence i made the point that i was making no comment. mybe i misread your original post
LOL its been found out I live in a trailer park... ;D
Joleen can't quit her job at the packing plant or the family never going to have meat to eat. Pop pop has been out on the disability for 5 years now after that brick fell on his head and with the new baby on the way they need to fix up the milk crate so the baby will have a place to sleep. Plus with the meth lab gone they don't have the extra income cept what jo bob steals... ;D
you're scaring me
guns are only allowed if the intended use is to kill. We don't admire gun collectors that don't actually use the guns. Also if you are to kill anyone, you must first kill people on the BKS list, then you may kill on your list. PS. Any women that are in the BKS sisterhood, I.e Deedee (the muse) Judi ( Princess caramel) and Mish ( Smurfette) are ALL OFF LIMITS, lol. What I'm Spanish i have a long history of claiming shit. ;D Of course What AS said holds true, you must post and entertain us and bring value to the board.i don't own any guns per say but i have access to the worlds dealiest arsenal(50. cal sniper rifle, 40mm grenade machine gun and a 240. machine gun to name the least does that count?(p.s i also have partial residency in a trailer park) and i get paid to kill though not usaually with a gun it is usually with bombs and stuff is that cool?
Thanks,
HR Team
;D Luckily cousin Sharlene, the whory one who lives in a real house at the end of the dirt road, has been earning extra cash "taking in boarders" and has been contributing a few bucks a week. Since Joleen doesn't make enough to get health insurance she's hobbling around on swollen feet and is constantly in a foul mood because she has to lay off the booze, since the last kid was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His name is Cletis, but everyone just calls him "Tardo." But for the most part he's a quiet kid, and Momma usually just props him up against a wood board front of the TV when Nascar is on, (his favorite) and lets him rock and drool into a bucket.
i don't own any guns per say but i have access to the worlds dealiest arsenal(50. cal sniper rifle, 40mm grenade machine gun and a 240. machine gun to name the least does that count?(p.s i also have partial residency in a trailer park) and i get paid to kill though not usaually with a gun it is usually with bombs and stuff is that cool?
Actually you get paid to accomplish the mission killing is just a bonus... ;DAlong with the other porn mags and videos that we keep away from the girls so Migs will still have their attention.
If any of your toys falls off a truck and you need to a place to keep it the clubhouse has a hidden bookcase... ;D
i don't own any guns per say but i have access to the worlds dealiest arsenal(50. cal sniper rifle, 40mm grenade machine gun and a 240. machine gun to name the least does that count?(p.s i also have partial residency in a trailer park) and i get paid to kill though not usaually with a gun it is usually with bombs and stuff is that cool?
;D Luckily cousin Sharlene, the whory one who lives in a real house at the end of the dirt road, has been earning extra cash "taking in boarders" and has been contributing a few bucks a week. Since Joleen doesn't make enough to get health insurance she's hobbling around on swollen feet and is constantly in a foul mood because she has to lay off the booze, since the last kid was born with fetal alcohol syndrome. His name is Cletis, but everyone just calls him "Tardo." But for the most part he's a quiet kid, and Momma usually just props him up against a wood board front of the TV when Nascar is on, (his favorite) and lets him rock and drool into a bucket.
you had me at tardo :-*
i've met one recently
You see one every time you shave... ;D Good monday to ya... ;D
Well, I've met a few walking "tardos" in my life, so it wasn't so difficult to conjure up an image. :)
Not so good for the Eagles. Paper Champion. ;D
Tell me about it..freaking sucks/Bro, I know what it feels like to lose. ;D But the Eagles need to address an everydown type RB and a reliable possesion WR who can get RAC. And it ain't Hank Baskett.
So does that mean:not number two thats for sure i would have way more money than i do.it is mostly a lot of number 3 and a lil bit of number 1
1. You're in the military?
2. An international assassin?
3. Just having fun Saturday night at the trailer park?
:)
not number two thats for sure i would have way more money than i do.it is mostly a lot of number 3 and a lil bit of number 1
Sounds like a order at Chings house of Sushi.What a dick. Chings is a CHINESE name and SUSHI is JAPANESE. I'm changing it to Yamamoto. ;D
What a dick. Chings is a CHINESE name and SUSHI is JAPANESE. I'm changing it to Yamamoto. ;D
What a dick. Chings is a CHINESE name and SUSHI is JAPANESE. I'm changing it to Yamamoto. ;D
not number two thats for sure i would have way more money than i do.it is mostly a lot of number 3 and a lil bit of number 1
Aren't you from Vermont? If it's the trailer park just outside of Stowe, I've passed it many times on the way to the roadhouse. :)
Picking up stange men to take home again deedee? Or is the back of a Ford F150 supercab just right?
Well, let's see... there are two types of guys who hang out at the roadhouse. The burly-bearded-bearmen who wear lumber jack shirts, know how to skin animals with a pen knife and carry concealed weapons, or 19-year-olds going to school in Burlington, who usually end up barfing in the parking lot by about 11:30. You can come to your own conclusions... :)
Well, let's see... there are two types of guys who hang out at the roadhouse. The burly-bearded-bearmen who wear lumber jack shirts, know how to skin animals with a pen knife and carry concealed weapons, or 19-year-olds going to school in Burlington, who usually end up barfing in the parking lot by about 11:30. You can come to your own conclusions... :)
Picking up stange men to take home again deedee? Or is the back of a Ford F150 supercab just right?
nothing wrong with strange, it adds spice and variety to the life of the world
The men I know may be strange... but they're not strangers! >:(
genrally speaking when you know someone they are not a stranger ;D
i just wanted to see how, um, receptive you were to it ::)
oh i did live in vt before the military i need to drop like 6 lbs nothing serious i already dropped 6 in the last weeek but i hate this i was jsut starting to be able to make gainsd and still retain a ten percent bf but according to the powers that be i am 23% how does that add up?????
if there were not strange people the world would be full of joe shcmoes strange has been callled the variety or spice of life i believe? someone might hav3e said that once in a blue moon
Rolling your eyes at me... I see the bloom is off the rose. :'(
lol, actually i didnt want to use old faithful (;D) two posts in a row, youre still my lil rosebud ....;D
hows the cold ?
i was never seen streaking across a field and i might have volunteered to ahve done that to be accepted into the brotherhood, they measured me with calipers at the gym where i was 10% then the corps measures me by a tape around my midsection and around my neck does some retarded math and i'm 23% but the guy beside me with a bigger midsection at least 18-19% iby calipers gets a 19 from the corps, WTF??????
Thank you lill tresor de mon coeur... :-*
The cold is better... you're so sweet to ask. :)
awww thanks deedee you all know how to support a hungry man rotflmao
i am so glad to be supported like this i will gain in no time once i am done (except i am trying to lose now lol)
Let me start with the support group...
Savannah chocolate cake with fudge sauce and chocolate calzones... :D
you're evil
well i have to lose a lot more, but thankfully i have time and its not for anyone
looks like you might want to reword your last migs, i think you meant for anyone but yourself and your special someone?
right, for myself
just ahd my first trick or treater
Was there anything left... or did you have to given wormy apples? :P
Hopefully your special someone cares enough about you to want you to be your healthiest and not get the clogging of the arteries from too much baby fat. :)
vous êtes mon amour, ma passion, ma raison pour maigrir ;) ;D
ok I only had 5 trick or treaters. wondering if it's because of my jackolanterns? what do you think?
Well hope everyone is alive and well and not to stuffed with candy..looking at you Migs..:)
Miggy is like a hot Spaniard, oozing with French passion-poetry, Heathcliff... :)
more like this... ;D
(http://www.pcrm.org/health/recipes/images/pudding.jpg)
One woman's pudding is another woman's poetry... that actually looks really good. I lovvvvve chocolate pudding. Where's WishtoBBigger?
that was classy
haha.
ok since i actually have to feel like i am working ::), i have a qustion for all of you. Yes i actually value your opinions even though you i know you, lol.
I'm trying to set up a website for real estate. So i'm wondering what features you would like that you haven't found on other sites when you where looking for homes. currently, i have some ideas, like linking satellite photos, like from google, as well as a local resources board.
1. Link to sexual preditators search site. (really? never would have thought that)
2. tax info (nteresting, i have to see ho to include that)
3. Crime info
4. Mapquest
5. any home owner associations or boards attached to buying the house (good idea)
6. maybe some links to movers you have used
7. Listing of local telephone/gas/electric/trash/sewage/ect (6&7 will be under the resource section, as well as la lender, home remodeler etc)
Include naked photo of yourself next to your bio. :D
sorry all i had to baby sit two 20 something boys and the comp died down on me of course, my halloween was great, but my son was a blues clues lookalike darn cute kid i tell ya
mon garcon es petite? (can't remember the word for handsome)
Ahem congrats to Wishtobbigger. Do not let us down...or you will be tonguw bathed by AS..No one wants that, well maybe AS. As fo r me leaving the bathrooma mess, that was only once! Besides who does the majority of the cooking? Deedee and the girls leave their panty hose hanging up all over the damn place.
Yes a new name for the squire is in order, we shall ponder. What have i told you about calling me bith in publin honey-bottom?
What have i told you about calling me bith in publin honey-bottom?
thumtimes Miggy hath a little bit of a listhp... :)
Which one... Eduardo, the dark and swarthy pool boy from Ecquador, or Heinrich, the blonde god massage therapist (ja, Miggy, dunt moof ahround zo much, yo musst feel ze healing pain, ja...) ;)
One woman's pudding is another woman's poetry... that actually looks really good. I lovvvvve chocolate pudding. Where's WishtoBBigger?i was hiding from the mass of food being shone,
i was hiding from the mass of food being shone,
one more week then i can moderate the diet
awww poothem they shoulda jsut dealt with it, coulda been worse ya know?
He means poo, them. Like poo on them. :)
After practicing with deciphering Miggy's spelling, anything else is a walk in the park...
Speaking of food... WOW!!! It is SUCH a bad idea to go straight to the gym after you've just bought an assortment of stinky French cheese. Who knew that beer cheese could foul up the ladies' room like that. :-X Everyone was so pissed at the smell I had to hide them in my gym bag and sneak out...
He means poo, them. Like poo on them. :)
After practicing with deciphering Miggy's spelling, anything else is a walk in the park...
{LOL} Have you considered what it might do to your gym bag, ...and your gym clothes?
You might be working out from home shortly. ;D
i used to like you, lol
I could really use a kitten picture...:)
I could really use a kitten picture...:)
My how times have changed! :-\
Long few weeks and need to curl up with the sisterhood chapter and have them rub my head and back and tell me things are going to be great ..well that and maybe a happy ending tossed in... ;D
Sure... just take off your pants and shirt and go lie over there next to Miggy. We'll be right with the both of you. :)
;D
I hear he's a good kisser too.
I remember they used to serve 16 ounce margaritas at the roadhouse in Stowe. Not that I went there often or anything. :)
And I didn't mean I was willing to give a room full of sweaty men massages. Not unless I had about ten 16-ounce margaritas first.. :-X
i'm up for the massage i think the naked sweaty guys i will ahve to pass on, let the others share in that fun
ahhhh damnit i suck again.....
i got some ky warming in the desk drawer if it helps? i keep it at work for the daily problems that arise
I think it's really okay that I missed this last half of the conversation. :P
lol
what time are you done at? amost lunch time!
nice feeling huh
Bwahahaha. Hey AS how about these:
sup boys
about and hour and half now. Just fresh from a shower and a boal of banana bread oatmeal. Working on my site, but more in planning design phase than the coding pahse.
shhh.... ;)
btw you ready for that second cup of coffee yet cuddlebug?
Look I can read your secret code and that really means putting a yellow sticky on your moniter as a reminder and searching for porn... ;D
btw you ready for that second cup of coffee yet cuddlebug?
just a little bit of porn, I needed a pick me up this morning, lol. basically i'm like a kid, drawing stuff on paper right now.
mmm.coffee
i have human contact. Sure it's mostly with strippers and escorts
clean up after yourslf next time
It's been a longI need it hardwinterwithout you I am stuck talking to these loosers and having to take matters into my own handlove muffin...:)
;D
Cheeto bags and diet coke cans littered around the computer in the main room and sticky used socks left in the bathroom point directly to you Lord Burro... ;D
i'm in Atlanta, not some backasswards viginia town
i'm in Atlanta, not some backasswards viginia town
Atlanta is the New York of the south. Besides at least our football team is winning!Well almost.................. in New York you have Broadway..........in Atlanta you have TBS. ;D
Well almost.................. in New York you have Broadway..........in Atlanta you have TBS. ;D
... and wayyyyy too many aluminum siding commercials.
haha. is it the weird old guy on them? He's kinda freaky, lol.
Hey Miggly... you know what? We are alone. Maybe we should post a bunch of pics of naked men in various states of arousal. Do you think that would freak eveyone else right out? We could get a good few pages going before anyone else logged on! :D
viendra là-bas un temps où vous vous rendrez compte que l'amour est une fantaisie des jeunes.
I moved this here because no one but us reads BKS. This is a very cynical remark. Perhaps you should look at the kinds of women you attract. Even on this board, you allow certain woman/person to talk to you and treat you in a way that is insulting, just because they might be nice to you later. It's one thing for the guys to kid around, but to take that behavior from a woman ??? you're asking to be used... AS and YMBL would put up with it once, then gone. When you know your own value, other people do too. Sorry, but just my two cents, and it comes from a woman. ;)
will come over there a time when you will realize that the love is an imagination of the young people.
I second this post...:) Boy when I am not around the conversation get really adult and intresting. Not just cat pictures and rednecks. I may have to leave more often... ;D
i did it i made wieght today it took 10 lbs of water in the sauna this morning but i made 2 lbs under my max. damn rough shit now for some mcdonalds lol, seriously
i did it i made wieght today it took 10 lbs of water in the sauna this morning but i made 2 lbs under my max. damn rough shit now for some mcdonalds lol, seriously
i did it i made wieght today it took 10 lbs of water in the sauna this morning but i made 2 lbs under my max. damn rough shit now for some mcdonalds lol, seriously
will come over there a time when you will realize that the love is an imagination of the young people.
ok so what are those things on the dide of the icing deedee
Sugared balls. :)
truer words were never spoken
You just haven't been loved by the right woman. ;)
there is a thin line between learning from ones experiences and being jaded my dear
imo clinging to romantic sentiment is not healthy, im more concerned with what is that what i would like to see :)
ps there will definitely be some swining if you come to town :D
of course there is a world of difference between romantic sentiment and love.
i disagree, love is nothing more than a romantic sentiment, infactuation that morphs into comfort
im not upset or bitter about this realization, its just the way thing are :)
i love anal sex !
lol
Hey Miggly... you know what? We are alone. Maybe we should post a bunch of pics of naked men in various states of arousal. Do you think that would freak eveyone else right out? We could get a good few pages going before anyone else logged on! :D
i love anal sex !
lol
seriously there is a world of difference between "love" and "being in love"
love exists: i love myself, my parents, my friends, one or 2 xpatriots ;D
but being in love does not exist, thats the myth
You can't plant a garden in soil filled with salt. You say you love yourself but there is a difference from being narcissistic and being truely comfortable with who you are and willing to share your heart in its ever fragil glory with another. If you are ever in love and truely give of yourself to another without looking for a reward then your on the right path. To many people have conditional love, I love you if you love me but truely love is acceptance of another regardless of flaws or problems and without restriction. Understanding and friendship are two of the most important components of what love is.To many people tie love and passion together and thats like running a bath full of hot water then waiting till its cold to get in. Love is the everyday work it takes to build a work of art not the goal of compleation.
Where are the naked male pics? Gee Whiz... you got me all excited there... then nada. :'( thats mean Deedee.
Being "in love" is a romantic, transitory phase,
If you are ever in love and truly give of yourself to another without looking for a reward then your on the right path.
Yes, AS's commments are pretty complete.
DeeDee, ...consider this a rallying cry of encouragement! Bring on the buff! ;D
its impossible for people not to (intelligently) act in their own self interest, this statement is juvenile
please explain to me the difference between narcissism and all that other horseshit you were talking about being comfortable enough to share your feewings
No I am afraid your incorrect. I do things for my wife because I love her and without any thought of self intrest. I know we will be together and she never busts my balls so when I do something for her its because I choose to do so not because I have to or I am looking for something. I can honestly state to you I would give my life willingly for her or my son and thats done out of love not self intrest. Its unconditional and without restrictions. I would give of my body (lung/liver/kidney) to my wife or child and what self intrest does it have for me...? nothing. I love her beyond myself and without any self serving motives. I love her for who she is and would still consider her my best friend regardless of sex or anything she could do for me. I am not sure how else I can lay it out there for you.
No I am afraid your incorrect. I do things for my wife because I love her and without any thought of self intrest. I know we will be together and she never busts my balls so when I do something for her its because I choose to do so not because I have to or I am looking for something. I can honestly state to you I would give my life willingly for her or my son and thats done out of love not self intrest. Its unconditional and without restrictions. I would give of my body (lung/liver/kidney) to my wife or child and what self intrest does it have for me...? nothing. I love her beyond myself and without any self serving motives. I love her for who she is and would still consider her my best friend regardless of sex or anything she could do for me. I am not sure how else I can lay it out there for you.
part 2, Its easy to be a narcisstic, you love yourself and you feel owed (everything you write points to this) that if you give so shall you recieve. There is a complet difference if being selfish and being selfless... You may value yourself above all others and feel confident in who you are but the difference is the willingness of doing for another without regard to what happens.It takes real strength to open yourself to the core with the ever hanging chance that you could be gutted like a fish. Most people (YOU) do not want to ever let someone see them at that level and then compain about love being bullshit. Love is letting another see you to the core without regrets...
PS try not to be such a assclown next time when you don't like something I wrote, if you don't agree great you do not need to call what i write horseshit, thanks.
making your wife and son happy doesnt benefit you ::)
the closest thing to a selfless act is a positive externality (look it up)
it was a trick question dipshit, narcissism by definition means loving oneself
by convention it implies all the other discharge you wrote about, but thats by convention only
(look it up)
ill address you however i like thanks, but perhaps if you wrote something more intelligent it wouldnt be an issue :)
Yes, AS's commments are pretty complete.
DeeDee, ...consider this a rallying cry of encouragement! Bring on the buff! ;D
1st I am sorry to waste the time with you but since your in my thread I felt obliged, Next time I will not waste the time.
2nd, You can choose to run your mouth like a spoiled kid who is a sad patethic excuse for a man who is such a child he can't seperate love and sex. You can run you opinion anywhere around here you want and thanks to the wonderful place called the internet nothing ever happens. I applaude you for at least stating for everybody that your a little bitch and can T-Y-P-E tuff I am sure while your sitting alone in your room as you surely always do you will get a little chubbie for being such a man (hold on I'm laughing at you right now and it effects my typing) but for me I just think you are sad. Thanks for letting me know your a pussy little shit and not to waste time anyplace I see your stupid comments. Good luck with your life and empty little heart.
Hope this helps.
Wow... how did the conversation disintegrate so much in a few minutes. :'(
testosterone... what else? :D
you talked a bunch of stupid shit and i pointed out why its stupid, its the natural order of things so dont get your panties in a bunch
alot of people seem to think im jimmy, if this is the case ive posted my full name, the gyms i train at, pics, hometown, email etc
howsabout you do the same ??
(not holding breath, pussy :))
Well spend some time tuff guy I have done the same so its not hard to track me down if you want to prove your sad little self to me. I day I would back down from a little internet pussy is the day I would cut my own nuts off and start calling myself clubber....Damm forgot I was forgetting you exsisted in life, I forgot my mistake so untill you show up,stand on your little milk crate and shake your sad little fist in my face I guess we won't be speaking again...nope I know we won't be speaking again no internet pussies in my entire time here have ever shown up and well your no exception, Jimmy or clubber or whoever gives a f**k who you are.Heres hoping your the first. ;)
Assclown.
Lol, how did it feel? ;D
(Damn... Miggy's been awfully silent...I hope he didn't go take another shower... >:()
I know, I know! But I'm not telling... :P
Actually Dee, it's more like a foursome at this point.
How do you know? Did he tell you, or send a pic. Only pics count, I'm afraid. Him saying stuff like "ohhhhh, let me put my 10-inch endowment fund in your safety deposit box, ohhhhhhh" just doesn't cut it. :-X
Wow you go away to do get some work done and it turns into a all girl naughty naughty chat...Migs head must be exploding... ;D
maybe miggs got his ass handed to him in a debate
lost his temper
played the ever popular internet tough guy routine
only to put his tail between his legs when i pulled his punk card by asking for his name, pic and location
oh wait, that was you :D
Don't sweat it man another tuff guy talking shit from behind the computer, I have posted many times where I am and how to find me but he posts under different names and gimmicks and thinks anybody does not see thru it or cares. The day some 26 year old cyber ass gets me upset is the day I check out from this loveless world.... ;D
wtf? leave me outta this, besides i'll side with AS anyway. Brotherhood and all.
Don't sweat it man another tuff guy talking shit from behind the computer, I have posted many times where I am and how to find me but he posts under different names and gimmicks and thinks anybody does not see thru it or cares. The day some 26 year old cyber ass gets me upset is the day I check out from this loveless world.... ;D
as much as i want you on my team...
look i'll just stay in the middle of the girls foursome, so don't mind me, lol. It just made me do a double take since this is so much like the alphabet boards, lol.
You need me on your team, you want me on your team! lol
No sweat man, another day another dumbass what can you do. I am heading home for the night make sure the lights are out when you leave and the TV is off... ;D
Don't sweat it man another tuff guy talking shit from behind the computer, I have posted many times where I am and how to find me but he posts under different names and gimmicks and thinks anybody does not see thru it or cares. The day some 26 year old cyber ass gets me upset is the day I check out from this loveless world.... ;D
You need me on your team, you want me on your team! lol
im not a tough guy and i never said i was
you got upset cause youre too dumb to argue your point without resorting to the ol tough guy routine, and i simply pointed out you dnt have the balls to post your info right here right now
btw its very interesting to me youre the only getbigger who knows my age... :)
Dummy... :)
I re read our back and forth from yesterday and Though I still think you were being a jerk for no reason, I understand we only can go by what is written (no body language or tone) and I think I understand why you did. I Then jumped back and after I read it back I realised I was doing the same stupid shit I was yelling at you for so I guess that makes me twice a stupid...:) Oh well sometime you get caught up tring to be right and forget its possiable that you could be viewed as a asshole from someone else's point of view. My bad.
beat each other bloody and the last one standing buys the first round...:)
1) in case you havent figured it out, i am an asshole and i dont care who knows it
2) its one thing to hang out with your sparring partners, or a guy you fight for real in the ring, but a street fight (to me) is about doing your best to permenently injure the other guy and not get hurt, then getting out of there before anyone is the wiser. if ive just broken your leg or youve knocked me out i dont think a drink would be in order
can we go back to the girls talking about my kielbasa? I liked that page better, lol
in case you havent figured it out, i am an asshole and i dont care who knows it
hating another man enough to fight him, than loving him enough to buy him a drink after seems homoerotic. true i dont like you, but for me to want to fight you it would take a hell of a lot more than that, and i wouldnt suddenly want to be friends after
its one thing to hang out with your sparring partners, or a guy you fight for real in the ring, but a street fight (to me) is about doing your best to permenently injure the other guy and not get hurt, then getting out of there before anyone is the wiser. if ive just broken your leg or youve knocked me out i dont think a drink would be in order
I thought I was the only person proud to be a asshole...oh well small world.I was making a joke about the whole situation not really expecting after a brawl we would become fast friends and start sending each other giggly emails. I understand what your saying but for many years in my youth I had some of the best fights with people who then somehow ended up as friends, I guess for me If I give you my best and you do the same win or lose I respect the person for standing up, thats just me. But I see where you come from there have been times (not proud of them at all) where shit got started and people hurt and when you look back it makes you wonder WTF, oh well such is the life of a hothead.Idothink you're right Itswould have beenbetter just to shoot you and go get a beer myself... ;D(kidding)
Anyway very busy with work today so will check back later.
So did I! How is your kielbasa doing today? :)
What he just say? :)
What he just say? :)
the kielbasa is sad today :'( But hopes things will look up later.
where shit got started and people hurt and when you look back it makes you wonder WTF, oh well such is the life of a hothead.
Hot date later? :)
i thought you and me were getting together tonight?
You're just saying that because you saw my post on the girlie board. ;)
i'm saying it becuase we missed our night in Paris. :'(
if i was to hurt someone who did nothing to me it would haunt me
but to injure/hurt/maim someone who deserves it is a beautiful thing to me and actually gives me some sense of inner peace, as if i restored the natural order of things. that being said i dont want to go to jail and i think fighting outside of sport is barbaric so i try to avoid situations where one may occur
Hey if this thing happens between AS and Clubber, I live right outside of DC too and can video tape it for "Americas Funniest Videos". ;D Or always pawn it off as a B rated homo wrestling match! ;D
:'(
your a better man then most myself included.
Phew! When I saw that link in reference to Miggly saying you missed your night in Paris,
I was afraid it was gonna be the Paris Hilton tape.
Doesn't that one image where the boy is passionately kissing the girl, his one hand on the back of her head, the other drawing her close, remind you of something? :)
agreed
I wonder at what point the league will start respecting the Bears this year? :)
what you talkin' bout willis? ;)
I was in big titty heaven, lol. live was good, then had to get back to reality.
So when you go to strip cluns Miggy, do you talk to any of the girls? Do you have them dance on your lap? Do you ever eat lunch in a strip club? If so, what's that like, eating while watching naked girls dance? Also, is it something you plan and put into your agenda, or do you just head over to the titty bar spontaneously, when the mood hits you? Just curious... :)
You know the guys are gay first of all
usually 99% of the women are only there because they're doing the girl stag or birthday party thing, and it's always a wild, laughter and scream-fest so it's hardly erotic in any way.
(p.s. I am aware of morning activity and I have been told that commuter train stations are also a popular meeting place early in the morning.)
most male dancers, at least here, are gay. I had a friend that went to a bachlorette party and she was like "it was cool until we saw the dancer scoping out another guy." lol
Well, maybe I'm generalizing... the only male strippers I've met were at the gym and they were all gay. Funny, my girlfriends assume they're all gay too.
You know what I like. Don't forget the blindfold. :)
i can only speak for my friends and their buddies, but i would be very surprised if any of them are gay(to start with i should say, most of them really dont like women too much after doing it for a while). it really seems like a cutthroat environment, the best description i cangive of hanging around with that crowd is like being in a holding cell, without the buggery ;D
That's why it's never a good idea to do anything you love as a day job. It always ends up becoming tedious. :(
Nice friends you have there, CL... ;)
That's why it's never a good idea to do anything you love as a day job. It always ends up becoming tedious. :(
i'd like to work for coca cola nad be the QA tester for the diet line. MMMMM SODA!!!!!!
Diet soda is still bloating. You should stay away from it if you're on a diet. :-X
As a rule, we women don't like anything that makes us bloat. :-X
But you all love to feel full.... ;D
Bloating is not the same as feeling full. :)
Only a 'non-bleeder' could possibly try to make a comparison between feeling bloated and feeling full. :P
Bloating is not the same as feeling full. :)
Here's some info for you Miggly...
http://www.webmd.com/content/article/107/108476.htm
Lol...
Unrelated thought: You know, I bet when Miggy burps, it's cute. :D
Only a 'non-bleeder' could possibly try to make a comparison between feeling bloated and feeling full. :P
Yuck! :-X
Yuck? ...YUCK?? ??? Dude, ...don't you realize that's where you got your start? :o
Ya baby, ...you lived, breathed, and were nourished in the moon-blood. Mwahahahahahaha!
Yuck? ...YUCK?? ??? Dude, ...don't you realize that's where you got your start? :o
Ya baby, ...you lived, breathed, and were nourished in the moon-blood. Mwahahahahahaha!
Yuck? ...YUCK?? ??? Dude, ...don't you realize that's where you got your start? :o
Ya baby, ...you lived, breathed, and were nourished in the moon-blood. Mwahahahahahaha!
aaaagggghhh! :-X
Sorry I got my start from clay, and don't you own us a rib...? ;D
Well that certainly explains your 'feet of clay' 8)
Young lady I am a pillar of strength. My convictions and stout character have never been in question and I lead by example in every facet of life. I am what most people want in a friend or lover or brother or companion. You could consider yourself lucky to have me by your side in any walk of life because unlike so many I am true to my word and consistent as death....Plus I am funny as heck... ;D
You little shit! That last line made me laugh out loud. ;D
i woulnd'tknow. never seen a pic of him.
so in reality he's short, fat, bald, blind, deaf and smelly? oh wait thats me, fook.
Add messy drunk and abusive to the mix and I'm coming to Atlanta to make you mine, baby. :)
Well he's got the drunk part down... sorry Miggy couldn't let that one pass ;D
:-* :-*
aaaagggghhh! :-X
Well he's got the drunk part down... sorry Miggy couldn't let that one pass ;D
:-* :-*
Not to mention his fiery spaniard anger management issues... ;)
Condolences AS (I'm serious) there is room on the Brady bandwagon. I'd have shot up a Mcdonalds if this happend to TB.
ROFLMAO
ok spill the beans, family fights are always funny
that never happens at my place.
i fight back my dear. FEAR ME! although i will never be a freaking mod on this bitch
I do FEAR YOU! :) Sugar-poo!
sounds like everyones holiday was better than mine i stayed up till 7 the next day snipig people in a game, way fun didn't even get a turkey dinner but the ihop omelette and pancake was awesome.
finally posted pics of my self on a thread at the pics and more board with the title of new pics and first pics
can't wait to hear the stupid comments it should be entertaining lol
sorry i haven't been onin a while i am limited to my work comp and am getting ready to go to new orleans now
What a crappy day. >:(
unfortunately the only real commetn was to stop tanning in a shirt, lol but that was nothing special
sounds like everyones holiday was better than mine i stayed up till 7 the next day snipig people in a game, way fun didn't even get a turkey dinner but the ihop omelette and pancake was awesome.Semper Fi, funny thought about your pic was no matter what the year or time in history for the last 50 years Marines always look like Marines. If it helps I had a shitty holiday also...:)
finally posted pics of my self on a thread at the pics and more board with the title of new pics and first pics
can't wait to hear the stupid comments it should be entertaining lol
sorry i haven't been onin a while i am limited to my work comp and am getting ready to go to new orleans now
damn slackers, this was on page 2!
Well some of us indentured slaves are being made to work, and Miggy's been lying in a pool of his own vomit under the table at the titty bar again. Today he's wearing dark shades and a turtleneck, hopes people stop blinking so loud and wonders why his pee pee is that angry red color.
Well some of us indentured slaves are being made to work, and Miggy's been lying in a pool of his own vomit under the table at the titty bar again. Today he's wearing dark shades and a turtleneck, hopes people stop blinking so loud and wonders why his pee pee is that angry red color.
Jesus.
Like thats the first time that ever happened. ;D
Hey YMBL, lurking as ever.
I know. The work is turning me bitter and I'm having perverted thoughts. :'( I need to spend a day sitting on a stone bench at the botanical gardens, composing love sonnets and listening to harp music on my ipod. Wanna come? :)
Sure thing baby, I'll bring my acoustic though eff the ipod LOL! :-*
Pushing the envelope with miggers today love love?
Fine... even better sugar-love! :-* Too bad AS is so far away, otherwise I'd insist he come too... work is making him no fun also. Miggly however, is probably at this moment applying some soothing balm to his nether regions (going oochie, ouchie, oochie) and balancing a package of frozen peas on his head, so it doesn't matter how far away he is. I wonder if he realizes yet, that he now has a tat on his lower back that reads "I'm your bitch baby?" :)
WTF! Deedee is slamming me and not in the good way.
Morning boys..figured I'd stop bye and say Hi. 74 and awake up and I'm gone.
WTF! Deedee is slamming me and not in the good way.
It was a joke. I figured you haven't been around because you've been golfing and hanging at the boobie bar. :) Somehow that image snowballed into you chained naked to the wall in Mistress Delphine's dungeon where she corrected the unruly behavior of her slave boy with the slightly less than gentle taps of a riding crop to the pee pee. How I got there, I have no idea. :-X
It was a joke. I figured you haven't been around because you've been golfing and hanging at the boobie bar. :) Somehow that image snowballed into you chained naked to the wall in Mistress Delphine's dungeon where she corrected the unruly behavior of her slave boy with the slightly less than gentle taps of a riding crop to the pee pee. How I got there, I have no idea. :-X
WOW, just WOW. Now we know why you were searching sites that had to do with restraint a while back. :-X :-* :)
how come the conversation turns to domination and restraint and guess who shows up...:)
Must be my overactive imagination. :P :)
Wifey don't complain ;)
Well maybe if she wasn't gagged she would :-X :)
I bet Miggy slave likes being kept on a short leash... ;)
He does like to cook and clean and give foot rubs..he would make a goodslavebitch... ;D
Most of the time, yes. But occasionally he doesn't pull out her chair fast enough when she sits down to eat, or doesn't use enough starch when he's ironing Mistress Delphine's blouses (she likes the collars high and crisp!) and then it's off to the dungeon for a boobie clamp/hot wax learning experience. (Actually, I think I could used to having someone like that around... ;D )
damnit i dont show up and miss all the fun. also a little scared lol
how is it we each lost like a 1000 posts?
damnit i dont show up and miss all the fun. also a little scared lol
What scared you? AS's pic of you on a leash?
no, mostly your comments lol
Disgraceful.
well when i'm here no one shows up fuckers
And I'm flank steak ??? Are you still angry with me about the Mistress Delphine thing? I did say you were one of the most honorable men alive in our world today over on the girl board. :'(
Well, it was fun.
Trouble these days is that people post new threads 80 times a minute. You would have to post something in BKS every 30 seconds to keep it on page one. Also, the whole thing started between 4 people and never really had more than 6 contributing. YMBL hasn't been here in months, other people are busy, time schedules change... so no use spanking other people when you can't get here yourself. It's a shame to just delete the whole thread since there was some funny stuff... but there you are.
Now how did I get singled out and tossed under the bus there?
Hah! NOW he shows himself... :)
Suprise he lurks here more then you know...you'll find him everywhere but general topics..:)
Yes, from what I understand, people prefer not to log in when they're viewing the sexy channel. :P
There have been many times I have been here but wanted to see if anybody else picked up the ball and ran with it. I know we all are busy and have lives but even the core members used to post here more and others used to stop by, no its down to a couple of people here and there and I don't want to beat a dead horse if I am the only one...
Thoughts?
Could be worse, could be migs and make a comment on every thread on the sex board...well not that I have seen it only heard...
Could be worse, could be migs and make a comment on every thread on the sex board...well not that I have seen it only heard...:)
The problem here is eveybody is nice. The retards are all on other threads. Its no fun to say nice things. ;D.
Anyway I will do my best to show up more.
The problem here is eveybody is nice. The retards are all on other threads. Its no fun to say nice things. ;D.
Anyway I will do my best to show up more.
Are you saying we're not retarded? >:(
Miggy, I'm at work, and I actually have to do some, but it's tedious and I'm losing patience. Could you please take off your pants and post a pic of your peepee?
Thanks in advance,
your beloved Deedee. :-*
Miggy, I'm at work, and I actually have to do some, but it's tedious and I'm losing patience. Could you please take off your pants and post a pic of your cock? Thanks in advance,There you go miss muse... ;D
your beloved Deedee. :-*
Its to late ur all too nice. Nobody lies..posts photoshopped pics..says they have millions and 40 degress. Is obsessed with 911 (240 is a nice guy) loves or hates rags......Chavez or anything. I think i will go back to making AS serve my golden retreiver ;D.
Deathly silence from Miggrito... the bloom is def off the rose. >:(
Check your email, lol.
Sorry after i posted i actually tried to get some work done away from home.
i prefer to call it the chedder spewing kielbasa, but um ok.
LOL, of course not!
Not sure since I found out you were sending your pictutre to all the girls and they all think your antiano bandares or something...:)
ROLFMAO hey they asked for the pic. It's ok pookie, i'll send you a pic with my christmas card!
Yeah right, like im sending you money. Especially since your brothel dues are still owed
OH man you sent Deeds a picture of your feted wart covered cucumber?
Lol... I missed you guys. Been feeling neglect and dust bunnies...
But getting back on point... At least it's a cucumber, and not a gherkin, right. Glass half full? :D
ROFLMAO...
But Miggly is so loveable... I think any woman would grow to love it too! And it does seem to have...um... girth. ;D
Lol... where do you FIND this stuff?
Lol...Mater Master is in fine form tonight.
If only Miggy could advertise, he'd get tons of offers. Maybe on his website. Or as a stocking stuffer, we should get him a pair of see-thru plastic jeans to show off his smoking gun...
ROFLMAO...
But Miggly is so loveable... I think any woman would grow to love it too! And it does seem to have...um... girth. ;D
(http://www.maree.nl/extrafiles/1250_huid_jeans.jpg)
Ummm... I plead the fifth on the grounds I may incriminate myself ;D
i leave for a minute and you fookers come out of the woodwork. lol
Thanks deedee, i see who my friends are.
What on earth are you talking about Schatzie. I was on your side, as always, defending your honor and male attributes. PS. What e-mail?
i miss company parties. good shit always happens
Dunno how I missed this thread (it's old and newly bumped?), but makes me think of these guys when I read these "rules".
Look at me, I need to be accepted in a group of sheep to have self worth...
sad
If I've never seen the thread, does it not make sense to start at the top?
I only got through the 1st message tho...couldn't handle any more "...you watch my back and I'll watch yours and you look like me and I'll look like you and you like what i like and i'll like what you like..." crap.
hmm...you must be reading a different first message of this thread than the one I quoted. There's no mention of gauntles, gloves, or fantasy in that first message.
hmm...you must be reading a different first message of this thread than the one I quoted. There's no mention of gauntles, gloves, or fantasy in that first message.
I think Miggly mentioned the other day that something like the first 1,000 posts from the thread are gone. :-\
If I've never seen the thread, does it not make sense to start at the top?
I only got through the 1st message tho...couldn't handle any more "...you watch my back and I'll watch yours and you look like me and I'll look like you and you like what i like and i'll like what you like..." crap.
So what's that first post all about? Looks like it's another Squad-like group recruitment form.
gaagaa googoo muther fookers!
gaagaa googoo muther fookers!
how bout you just let me tie you up this time and see where it goes?
Okay, but only if I get to be the ballerina and you be the mysterious Mossad agent in a black ski mask.
Deal!
SWEET! i'll bring my gun and my rifle. Ironically enough i do have tools for scaling walls.
yup hell froze over. Another BKS'r as a mod. we shall soon conquer all!Congrats, but how does a guy who can't even manage his life end up as mod of a business board... ;D
Congrats, but how does a guy who can't even manage his life end up as mod of a business board... ;D
CONGRATS POOKIE:
Sending balloons and bises your way. Have fun modding the biz board!
(Nice to see I was on your mind first thing this morning Miggy... :) )
Nope... your Happy Orgasm thread is still there! :) That's what started it all...
edit: I can't remember what I had for breakfast... but I remember your thread! :D
Dude you want someone to break down the curtains and show you the joke??? You have been here long enough and read enough threads you see the BKS in about 10 or 12 peoples signatures but do you ever see it in threads attacking people?
I just wanted to say Congrats to Miggy for being made a mod on the business board! ;D
(what is this world coming too?)
:-* :-* :-*
{blush} :-[ I just read through that thread again, ...and I'm turning about 20 different shades of crimson.No problem as soon as I can throw off the oppressive shackles of work and get 5 min to myself I do owe you one...or two ;D
...but at the same time, reading some of AS's contributions reminds me I'm still missing that bedtime story.
AS, you can still send me that bedtime story ...as a Christmas present. ;D
ps - (Is it obvious I'm ovulating right now?)
No problem as soon as I can throw off the oppressive shackles of work and get 5 min to myself I do owe you one...or two ;D
{blush} :-[ I just read through that thread again, ...and I'm turning about 20 different shades of crimson.
Shit, I just noticed this thread now? What is this society all about!!!
{ROFLMAO}
Body88, you just made me laugh so hard. This thread has been on page 1 of this board pretty much every day for the past 6 months, and you've never noticed it before. That's hilarious!. ;D
{ROFLMAO}
Body88, you just made me laugh so hard. This thread has been on page 1 of this board pretty much every day for the past 6 months, and you've never noticed it before. That's hilarious!. ;D
LOL It's getting to the point I expect flower to post "hey what is this BKS thing I have never seen it..." funny.
Do you have to kill anyone to get in?
What's going on in here? BKS? What's that? Can I join?
What's going on in here? BKS? What's that? Can I join?
What's going on in here? BKS? What's that? Can I join?
I just noticed this piece. Are you in this society?
oh yeah i forgot:
MEMO:
All members must pay the EOY dues. Please send them to me ASAP
I thought girls get in free. :-\ Miggy you've changed since you became a biz mod... it's all about the cash with you now.
oh there is always a price to be paid. the women just have to pay differently. ;D Yuop i'm taking a womans perspective. Take all the money you can from everyone you can!
You said that last year AS. I guess it got lost in the mail.
oh there is always a price to be paid. the women just have to pay differently. ;D Yuop i'm taking a womans perspective. Take all the money you can from everyone you can!
mmm boobies!
well AS you can pay for a round of drinks when we go see the BKS girls dance
Don't worry Miggy can fill you in, he's got it down pat
;D
Been so long since I have been to a strip club I forget the rules... ;D
Well well speaking of little girls I would pay a dollar to see naked... ;D
Awww... AS for you its free darlin' ;)
Could I intrest you in a test drive... ;D
Maybe...how long has it been for you lady smurfette, the last time you had a good (migs not included) slap and tickle session?
Hmmmm.... maybe?
Isn't that nice.
who are we kidding, it's free for everyone.
Maybe...how long has it been for you lady smurfette, the last time you had a good (migs not included) slap and tickle session?
Too long (and that's including Migs)
Interested in an oreo? LOL!!!
AS: here mish grab the stick to change gears
Mish: ok now what?
AS: just move it back and forth and you''ll be fine
Mish: hmm, ok sounds easy enough. hey why isn't the car moving yet?
AS: Um, just do it more it'll go off soon
mish: what?
As: I mean it'll be fine, you're doing a good job.
mish: oh ok, um by the way why are there 2 sticks
AS: its a back up no concentrate
mish: um i think something went wrong?
AS: why?
mish: the strick just spit on me!
I had more in mind of pinning your back against a wall while I held you up and ....well you get the start.. ;D
AS: here mish grab the stick to change gears
Mish: ok now what?
AS: just move it back and forth and you''ll be fine
Mish: hmm, ok sounds easy enough. hey why isn't the car moving yet?
AS: Um, just do it more it'll go off soon
mish: what?
As: I mean it'll be fine, you're doing a good job.
mish: oh ok, um by the way why are there 2 sticks
AS: its a back up no concentrate
mish: um i think something went wrong?
AS: why?
mish: the strick just spit on me!
Hey I'm flexible... no really! LOL!!! ;D
Pfft! Forget Migs... please continue! ;D
insert peg A into slot B. oh wait thats in the VIP. Just remeber, treat a whore like a princess and princess like a whore
:o ??? :-\ :-[ I'm really not sure what to make of that, ...since you've been such a sweetheart to me.
Miggly, ...are you implying something? ???
Tell him to stop staring...LOL ;D
:o ??? :-\ :-[ I'm really not sure what to make of that, ...since you've been such a sweetheart to me.
Miggly, ...are you implying something? ???
Oops! I missed him there over in the corner... hi Miggypoo!
;D
:-*
shotgun anus! ;D
well you have been working out and we shared that moment in the cave once....
STEELERS!
well you have been working out and we shared that moment in the cave once....
STEELERS!
it's been a while since we had some quick banter. remeber i said banter not man batter
Whew... better you than me :-X
;D
I'm still here!
Almost forgot I was working you over..freaking miggy. ;D
lol, yes no panties amungst friends
yeah want some tiramisu? lol
shotgun anus! ;D
hmmm... I see, ...yep, ...definitely K-9 :-\
Anyway... where were we AS?
like a great dane in a tub of peanut butter baby. come on over jags, while AS is busy with mish, you and i can have some fun, lol
Lets see I was nibbling you neck and had your naked butt in my hands and your back against the wall...teasing you and pressing against your hot .....about the right place..?
Let's just say I'm not gonna complain! ;D
Sometimes I forget or did I have my hand pressing down on the small of your back driving deeper into you from behind...I can never keep track of it all..:)
Nah we weren't there... yet.Oh so we could still be on the couch, gringing away like two love starved teenagers pressing our bodies together like it was 10 minutes from curfue, over the bra, grasping and trying for second base. The only thing between us ws our pants. Our tongues dancing in and out of each others mouths as we searched and probed and lapped with youthful abandon..? ;D
like a great dane in a tub of peanut butter baby. come on over jags, while AS is busy with mish, you and i can have some fun, lol
Oh so we could still be on the couch, gringing away like two love starved teenagers pressing our bodies together like it was 10 minutes from curfue, over the bra, grasping and trying for second base. The only thing between us ws our pants. Our tongues dancing in and out of each others mouths as we searched and probed and lapped with youthful abandon..? ;D
Lets see I was nibbling you neck and had your naked butt in my hands and your back against the wall...teasing you and pressing against your hot .....about the right place..?
Now I have no problem with this but what happened to:
Ummm... no offense Miggly, ...but I'd rather have some of what Mish is having.
Silly girl... ;)
motherf*ckers
Miggers could you plse go over to the Y and remove a certain offending post. I'd appreciate it.
screw that, i'm finding a hole, better not be yours, lol
which one?
are you being serious?
Yes, kind of I am being serious. The last one.
>:( :-\
LESBIAN CAT SHELTERING WENCH
ok the deposit post has been modified
Lady Buzzkill quit screwing up my group grope with miggy spanking time...:)
the last post i did, which you asked about was mdoifed. i made it into a " :-\" face. It's on a stupid thread on the alphabet board about honorary hoe's and it's all a joke?
I highly doubt I could be killing your buzz.
yeah i'm with ya there. I mean about the tickle fight, not falling for your "i'll stay on this side of the bed" line again
Well its getting late and everybody is getting huffy so unless a pillow fight breaks out and lesbian kissing happens I am going to go to bed... ;D
more like
8=D :o
8=D:-[
another self portrait AS?
i said a self portrait not self delusion;D
Alright fellas it's late so I'm heading off to bed - who's tucking me in?
Alright fellas it's late so I'm heading off to bed - who's tucking me in?
Hmmm... decisions, decisions - awww screw it! Come on both of you ;D
Hrmph... he goes off to sleep and leaves me hangin... :-\
If this is practically the only place Always Sore and Migs are posting, I want in >:(
please :D
lol of course you can, you'll always get my vote
You've got my vote Stella! ;D
Its been so busy Mrs STella I only stop by here to say hello to the group anymore. Marry Xmas all.Merry Christmas Always Sore....we really miss you, you know :(
:D
how many do I need to post in here?
Merry Christmas Always Sore....we really miss you, you know :(
And Migs hasn't been posting much either. It's all I can do to get out of bed in the morning. :(
1st your always welcome here, Think of it as a home away from the grils section. 2nd Yea it has been difficult to even have the time to log on for the last month or so. I duck in for a couple of min's here or there just to say hi. Maybe after the holidays everybody will stop by on those cold winter nights.
i think it's time to get some pics of fine women on here
You're welcome Migs.. ;)
What is your malfunction Blinky? lol. Please for the love of all that is holly, put up a good looking chick.
Merry Christmas Always Sore....we really miss you, you know :(
And Migs hasn't been posting much either. It's all I can do to get out of bed in the morning. :(
look at your avatar and mine, and through in a nice butt. Like like keyra (sp) or vida
Heyyy STella!!! :DHeyyy Deedles!!! :D
Migs, why do you call me Brundlefly? :'(
I never called you Brundlefly....butt ;D
hello? As, YMBL, flip, anyone....
I know! the Muse doesn't come down. She is too busy playing with jimmy. I'M JOKING!
hell i'm busy trying to get 3k to fix my car! argh
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Just so long as you remember my tushie is OFF limits!
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Just so long as you remember my tushie is OFF limits!
Hey your tushie is NOT off limits! beep beep, smack!
Love taps I don't mind, ...but w8tlftr had me running for the hills with talk of PF's :o
PF's? Tell us... :)
um you can't bring something u and not explain it. so spill it or your getting a spanking.
Can I have a spanking even if I tell you? :P
um, OK! lol
(_^_)
there ya go
Hey what happened to Always Sore?;D
What's up brother? Been busy as of late I see. Same for me. BTW thanks for Michael Lewis. ;D
Hey man, busy busy busy my life. Nice to see your team being fiscally responsible... ;D Really when did the niners suddenly become the redskins and think they can buy a championship?Fuck you. ;D Actually this is the 2nd year that they are able to use the FULL salary cap. In the previous 5 before that, they were paying out money to players that were no longer on the team (Steve Young, Jerry Rice, etc.) by backloaded contracts. 2 years ago the cap was over 100 million, and we only had approx. 50 million to spend. That was even after let go of T.O., Garcia, Streets, Hearst, and a few other good players. Fucking Carmen Policy, trying to scam the system. It DID help us win a Superbowl, in '94, by being able to sign Sanders who almost shut down his whole side of the field, but that was just 1 year after the cap was set. So since, 2001 we have been about 15-50 million dollars short each year on the cap. NOw that it's finally cleared up, we can get some good free agents.
Fuck you. ;D Actually this is the 2nd year that they are able to use the FULL salary cap. In the previous 5 before that, they were paying out money to players that were no longer on the team (Steve Young, Jerry Rice, etc.) by backloaded contracts. 2 years ago the cap was over 100 million, and we only had approx. 50 million to spend. That was even after let go of T.O., Garcia, Streets, Hearst, and a few other good players. Fucking Carmen Policy, trying to scam the system. It DID help us win a Superbowl, in '94, by being able to sign Sanders who almost shut down his whole side of the field, but that was just 1 year after the cap was set. So since, 2001 we have been about 15-50 million dollars short each year on the cap. NOw that it's finally cleared up, we can get some good free agents.
Oh and the Redskins could buy their way out of a free lunch. ;D
All the money you spent and you still have yet to get a good one... ;D Really Nate clements at 80 mil??? Plus Lewis who lost his starting job last year. This was a shitty year for really good free agents and somehow your team thought there one or two players away from the super bowl. I really liked what you had been doing with the draft and building up but this spending is going to bite you in the ass.Yeah it was a little much, but it's not a guaranteed contract anyway. And though Lewis did lose his starting job, the former Philly safety is still an upgrade over what we had last year. We still have the draft and in training camp we'll see how they work out. At 7-9 last year, I hope we can be at least 9-7 this year.
sup whoresWhat an m'fag. ;)
dont talk about As that way!
Hola, bitches. ;D
Yo Dog the club house has been empty but the rest of this site is going nuts. Been fun watching the drama.
I've just recently been able to come back and see how things are going. My daily commute from Maryland to McLean, Virginia is killin' me. :PSo many boards now everhbody has there own little area to fight in. Plus the new thing is finding info on someone and posting it (really bullshit) then having everybody post private PM's then have big meltdown fights. Kind of like middle school.. ;D
Lots of angry people in the new Politics section.
Holy Shit..That is one scary freaking snake. Did you take the picture?
hell no!The only scary snake encounter I ever had was while patroling in the philipines in a 5 man team my point man came to a dead stop which usually means enemy in sight (which is what we were looking for as we we stacked with live ammo and frags). He does not move for 60 or 90 seconds no even to give the hand and arm signal or contact sign. I finally start to creep up behind him and get up to his ear before he breathes out and looks back at me and say that was the biggest cobra I ever fucking saw and it crossed right in front of me. I breathed out that damm I thought he found the enemy and he said he did not want to piss the snake off to make him and enemy and it was fine to give him the right of way afterall it's his jungle... ;D
I guess some Australian sheep hearder in Angola was waking up to find sheep missing. He put up this electic fence to protect the herd, and this is what he found.
The African Rock Python lays over 100 eggs at a time. :-[
The only scary snake encounter I ever had was while patroling in the philipines in a 5 man team my point man came to a dead stop which usually means enemy in sight (which is what we were looking for as we we stacked with live ammo and frags). He does not move for 60 or 90 seconds no even to give the hand and arm signal or contact sign. I finally start to creep up behind him and get up to his ear before he breathes out and looks back at me and say that was the biggest cobra I ever fucking saw and it crossed right in front of me. I breathed out that damm I thought he found the enemy and he said he did not want to piss the snake off to make him and enemy and it was fine to give him the right of way afterall it's his jungle... ;DShould have caught the fucker and ate it!
Should have caught the fucker and ate it!Is there anything that walks,crawls,flys,runs or moves you won't cover in sauce and eat...? ;D
Is there anything that walks,crawls,flys,runs or moves you won't cover in sauce and eat...? ;DYeah, penises. :P
Yeah, penises. :POh you like them without sauce... ;D
Oh you like them without sauce... ;DMigs loikes them with "dip your ass in water" hot sauce. :)
Migs loikes them with "dip your ass in water" hot sauce. :)
Speaking of my favorite shut in where the hell has he been, big party at the bath house in Atlanta?Who knows? With real estate down, he's probably panhandling. :)
Who knows? With real estate down, he's probably panhandling. :)Do you think he would use a sign that read "I will be Migs for food"? ;D
Do you think he would use a sign that read "I will be Migs for food"? ;DHe would go broke or be killed.
He would go broke or be killed.
Well aren't I popular. How's it going guys?
He had no choice to hang out at Layne Bryant's since it bought out Casual Corner and Petite Sophisticate!
cross dressing ####. you seem to know a lot about womens clothing. lolI only know cause that where my wife used to shop. ;)
Life in the ATL is ok. Trying to get people to buy houses. What's up with you?
cross dressing ####. you seem to know a lot about womens clothing. lol
Life in the ATL is ok. Trying to get people to buy houses. What's up with you?
Work slow down so spending to much time here again. Have you found Miss right yet or still paying for happy endings at the local massage parlor??? ;D
there is a difference? LOL.
maybe ;)
Does he treat you nice... ;DHe holds his dildo for him!
He holds his dildo for him!
No it's from AlwaysSore.com ;)
Does he treat you nice... ;D
jerk.... ;D
i wish i could quit you...STEELERS!!! ;D
lol
STEELERS!!! ;DTalking about the Steelers, have you seen my bet with Earl1972?
Talking about the Steelers, have you seen my bet with Earl1972?No but I bet it's because he meltsdown at the thought of anybody talking about anything but the steelers.
No but I bet it's because he meltsdown at the thought of anybody talking about anything but the steelers.Bet him $50.00 dollars that the 9ers have a better season record than the Steelers for next year. And the fool agreed. New coach, new system, no Porter, Rothlisberger still recovering from a dismal season.
the bet is VERIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you 9er punks could've used that $50 on your kids
no, you want to give it to me :)
I can only say no so many times to free money ;)
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Bet him $50.00 dollars that the 9ers have a better season record than the Steelers for next year. And the fool agreed. New coach, new system, no Porter, Rothlisberger still recovering from a dismal season.the bet is VERIFIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you 9er punks could've used that $50 on your kids
no, you want to give it to me :)
I can only say no so many times to free money ;)
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He has no idea Gore is dropping weight to be the NFC LT..Throw in a Healthy Davis and another year for Smith and another good draft along with the best CB money can buy(ok thats a dig.. ;D) You are going to win the money. Your division is weaker and I think His QB has a Ryan Leaf complex.
Talking about the Steelers, have you seen my bet with Earl1972?
Sweet Jeebus. What is Earl saying about the Steelers now?Fuck the Cowboys! :) Go 9ers!
BTW, Cowboys (AMERICA'S TEAM) FTW!!!!
Fuck the Cowboys! :) Go 9ers!Twofer..Fuck the cowgirls and the 49holes..OH before Migs shows up fuck the Falcons...GO EAGLES... ;D
Twofer..Fuck the cowgirls and the 49holes..OH before Migs shows up fuck the Falcons...GO EAGLES... ;DLove the mutual respect we have for each others teams! ;D
Love the mutual respect we have for each others teams! ;DLOL Draft weekend baby...I am so nutty for the NFL that I watch about every stupid second. Wife even knows to schedual things around this weekend.
LOL Draft weekend baby...I am so nutty for the NFL that I watch about every stupid second. Wife even knows to schedual things around this weekend.So she does you in between the commercials of the NFL network? What a slob, just do what I do.................TIVO it then have her do that shit! ;D
Twofer..Fuck the cowgirls and the 49holes..OH before Migs shows up fuck the Falcons...GO EAGLES... ;D
Fuck the eagles. GO FALCONS, new coach that'll help ::)Or Vick could pass the ball more. ::) Or Vick could run the ball more. ::) Or the Falcons could just forfeit to save time. ;D
So she does you in between the commercials of the NFL network? What a slob, just do what I do.................TIVO it then have her do that shit! ;D
Twofer..Fuck the cowgirls and the 49holes..OH before Migs shows up fuck the Falcons...GO EAGLES... ;D
Fuck the 49grrls, the Super Bowl title lacking Eggles, and Ron Mexico's Fagcons.(http://www.bigplansbigcrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/tony-homo.jpg)
You're all closet Romosexuals.
Go Cowboys!!!
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Tony "Butter fingers" Homo
That's why you have a man crush on him, AS. His fingers are pre-lubed. ;D
5 more days until the draft and the fever is in high gear.Yeah, still trying to figure out how the 1st 3 picks will go.
Yeah, still trying to figure out how the 1st 3 picks will go.Right now its a crap shoot. I do think there could be something major. The Raiders trading a middle round pick for Daunte culpepper and then drafting Johnson in the first to pair with Moss and Porter. The Lions need so many people they could go Johnson or Russell or Thomas or Any of the DE's. and cleveland needs a QB in the worst way but also could go peterson. I think there will be a lot of movement. Plus I hear the Skins are hot to trady away the furture to get johnson as are the bucs. Wild times I bet.
Right now its a crap shoot. I do think there could be something major. The Raiders trading a middle round pick for Daunte culpepper and then drafting Johnson in the first to pair with Moss and Porter. The Lions need so many people they could go Johnson or Russell or Thomas or Any of the DE's. and cleveland needs a QB in the worst way but also could go peterson. I think there will be a lot of movement. Plus I hear the Skins are hot to trady away the furture to get johnson as are the bucs. Wild times I bet.I hope Detroit trades with the 9ers for the number 2 pick because I firmly believe that Russell will go to the Raiders.
FALCONS!!!!!!SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D
but not as much as your mom!My mom scores more than the Falcons do! ;D
My mom scores more than the Falcons do! ;D
well if that's something to brag about...Dumbass it's with my dad! ;D
;D
Dumbass it's with my dad! ;D
LOrd Burro... ;DTHe ASS-TER of Disaster! ;D
THe ASS-TER of Disaster! ;DThe fantASStic Lord Burro... ;D
The fantASStic Lord Burro... ;DThe mASSturbating Spainard! ;D
i think you are all a little to preoccupied with me, lolYeah, we haven't done this in awhile. Kinda missed it! ;D
Yeah, we haven't done this in awhile. Kinda missed it! ;D
yeah it's been a while.Hug me you spanish stallion... ;D
come hither my white prince
STEELERS LIKE A MOFO!
we are still missing YMBL
Always was a big fan of BKS.Thanks man. I would like to get everybody back together and have fun again, last summer was a blast.There is something to be said for a group of people getting together just to make each other laugh.
-Hedge
Nice to see some of the old gang around here thought. May have to get deeds to start posting here again, we could use some new kitten pictures in the clubhouse... ;D
Face it, you miss my kitty pics!!! :D
I'm telling ya, if they bring cats in the clubhouse, I'm making stew! ;DTwo in the pot... ;D
kitty stewThis is kitty stew... ;D AHHHH look they have a little "milk" on there wiskers... ;D
This is kitty stew... ;D AHHHH look they have a little "milk" on there wiskers... ;D
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This is kitty stew... ;D AHHHH look they have a little "milk" on there wiskers... ;DYeah, I'd eat that stew. ;D
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Yeah, I'd eat that stew. ;D
No, you'd lap up that "milk" ;D
AS i share your taste in cuisine!
If that were the case the "cuisine" would get up during the meal and steal your wallet and leave you holding crushed flowers and a tear stained prom photos... ;DHAHAHA! Not to mention leaving him their 800 phone number! ;D
i hate you all! except jag!
i hate you all! except jag!That's only because she has breasts. If AS had em, you'd be on him like a lamprey on big fish! ;D
That's only because she has breasts. If AS had em, you'd be on him like a lamprey on big fish! ;DDing Ding Ding..we have a winner... ;D
Ding Ding Ding..we have a winner... ;DLike that suckle action, huh? ;D
I mention kitten pics... AS posts porn... we get a visitor...somebody brings up Miggy's prom tragedy. I missed you!!! :-* :-*AH, the fair wench hasth returned! Deedee do a sashay for me. ;D
This is kitty stew... ;D AHHHH look they have a little "milk" on there wiskers... ;D
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One question: what is that she's got up her nostril?
xL
happy anniversary AS.Back at you..in a non gay way...:) Really had a blast last year, posting so freaking fast and avoiding work. Good times.
Steelers
hell yeah it was. I know you would miss an hour becuase of lunch and would have to read 7 pages or bashing, quick wit and pics of just craziness.LOL sometimes you could not get your joke in fast enough before somebody beat you to it...:) I left Guardian a shout out over at MD this morning.
f*cking expatriot bastard asses. I'm faithful, i stick to boob threads and here. I stopped posting for a while cuz i got tired of jimmy and the other bs crap that was postedFunny I stopped posting because of all the personal info being put out there and for some of the endless boring back and forth that I find stupid.
yeah well get OWNED and having MELTDOWNS got to me. Yeah posting personal stuff was taken way beyond humor. i mean seriously who cares. If i post stuff it'd be something funnyOK who told you that you were funny... ;D Your the set up man...:)
OK who told you that you were funny... ;D Your the set up man...:)
my mommy... ;D
JERK ;)
yeah it is dumb. I had a girl lose a the financing and the house she wanted, becasue she didnt pay off a bill and then missed a payment on something else. It screwed her credit and then she never would get in touch with me. Not my fault she screwed up.Nobody likes to blaim there own dumbass actions. Sad really.
it really is. Ok so you screw up. Work hard and get yourself out of trouble and try again. people fuck things up, then expect to get bailed out or feel they are due something.AMEN!!!
yup i agree. A client i have is a teacher. She sent a note home with a kid telling his mom that he has come to school with dirty clothes 3 days in a row. When the kid came to school the next day, he was wearing what he wore the day before. She asked him if his mom read the note and he looked at her and said yes. My client asked what she said. He told her that she should buy him clothes then. I thought that was incredible. then she tells me that she was at the PTA meeting and saw her get into her new tricked out Escalade. Nice parenting..filthy whoreWhats sad is thats not a odd story it's closer to a everyday situation.
yeah so many times i'd be typing and hit send only to see "there have been 300 posts since you started" it's been a while since we've all been on. deeds is busy moding, jags is doing something (bad nipple dteachtment episode) etc
;D
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I love lamp! I love desk!Do you want to come to my pants party... ;D Settle down brick... ;D
Ok mondays blow chunks
rofl. There were some great scenes in that movie.Hate you!!!!!
Ok so what's wrong with this monday. Here its 75 and muggy. but that is countered by me working from home. just ate and drinking coffeee. Oh sorry you were saying?
Scrunchie :DHey day late..Dollar short called while you were out... ;D
Hate you!!!!!
sowwy hugs! STEELERSIt may be steady but nothing to get me excited... :'(
Actually what sucks is the fact that i am clientless at the moment so I'm working on marketing material. So you my friend are lucky, you get a steady check!
Flower! what's up with the scrunchie?
she might be up for a roughie. After all she'll be all hardcore after prison.I am looking forward to the copycat porn movies... ;D
;DHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Glad you liked it ;DHey it Ms Lord Burro... ;D
Hey it Ms Lord Burro... ;D
Shouldn't you be working ;DI have been avoiding it all day...and hope to for the next hour till I leave... ;D
Hi! :DWhen left alone, the wine starts flowing next thing you know we are singing and telling stories and then somebody wakes up and there butt is sore...Sorry Miggy Po I get handsy when I drink... ;D
I see you two have been having fun lol!
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When left alone, the wine starts flowing next thing you know we are singing and telling stories and then somebody wakes up and there butt is sore...Sorry Miggy Po I get handsy when I drink... ;D
i'm used to it. remember the cave spelunking?;D
remember when we'd go swimming and your shorts would get tight..oh god, nevermind im trying to eat lol(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sick/sick0006.gif)
STEELERS like a mofo!Nah your a girl and your present it's just a really really really bad start to a threesome... ;D
Nah your a girl and your present it's just a really really really bad start to a threesome... ;D
shotgun anusMakes me a little nervous who your talking to...(http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/sick/sick0020.gif)
;D ;)
I was wondering that myself... :-\ :-XHe was mine first... ;D
He was mine first... ;D
don't that make your brown eye blue!HAHAH Don't it make your brown eye sore... ;D Always the romantic with the gas talk... ;D
lol
there is something wrong with me...no wait it was just gas, better now
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m151/chele70/trainride.jpg)Migs likes it in the caboose... ;D
if you mean giving lolI hear your tracks go in both directings.. :-X
if you mean taking, JERK!
only for thos i like. Oh wait, are talking about..oh God :-XLMAO...It's going to be another one of those days I can feel it. ;D To bad I have to be out of the office this afternoon... :'(
damnit man. what time do you have to go lolMidday...hold me till I leave... ;D
Midday...hold me till I leave... ;D
I can never quit you big boyLucky you I just got off the phone and my event got canceled for me so I am yours all day... ;D PLus I am off for a few days and won't be around for the next week so drink me in now before you go thru withdrawls.... ;D
WOOHOO,ROTFLMAO...MISH HELP... ;D
i have the jergens, candles and the lil bon bons ready. Also the Barry white is playing and dr. zchivago is qued up. lets get it on!
ohh feeling a little swingish are we! ;)LMAO NO Feeling allot gay... ;D
ROTFLMAO...MISH HELP... ;D
He was mine first... ;D
Oh you're on your own BIG boy, I believe your exact words were:LMAO...I guess I made my bed now I have to lie in it...with Migs...Yeck.... :-X
so suck it up hun (or whatever it is you do) :-*
lol.Hurl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Projectile... ;D
oh come on, like you dont enjoy the box of lip smackers i got you
LMAO...I guess I made my bed now I have to lie in it...with Migs...Yeck.... :-X
Don't deny the loveok your right were is the cute little bastard. ;D
:-X
Sowwy puddin' :-[ :-*Puddin...LOL Also why did you tie him face down... ;D
Well I was waiting for you...That may be your story but I am not sticking it..or him... ;D
(that's my story & I'm sticking to it)
now, i'm always ok withh being the butt of a joke, butt come on! ;) ;D
ROTFLMAO..Nutting butt love... ;D
:-* I've got nuttin' butt love for ya my dear, nuttin' butt love... ;)
I try... ;DThere is no try only do or do not....Yoda ;D
Yes well the hedgehog will do anything... :-XYour knowledge of porn both scares and intices me... ;D
Your knowledge of porn both scares and intices me... ;D
;) :-*Any favorites?
i'm only squirteenLMAO...OH I see... ;D
The ApprentASS
'mishion to uranus"LOL
"lil mish riding hood"
mishtery theater: asscapades
mishtar the uncirmucised jewish bang
"i mished the bus so i'm taking the train"lmao.. ;D
"mish: my ass my rules"
BUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *wipes away tears*We are the tag team champions of made up porn titles... ;D
can australians join or are we too cool???????Wow a new recruit, it's been a while. Forgot what it was like having a room full of people... ;D
yeah it threw me for a bit. I had to get a crash course refresher on the rules lol. voting in may be interesting.At this point it's down to you me and Mish as opposed to the days where we were like 10 or more.
At this point it's down to you me and Mish as opposed to the days where we were like 10 or more.
yeah oldschool, YMBL :'(, HH6, deeds, jags, man how the mighty have fallenYea, throw in Bmaccys and calvin from kansas and that kid I can't remember from the beginning, and a few other's and it's just sad.I am not sure if it's for them or us for still being here... ;D
"MMSHGGDBBSGH ...I have a hard time talking while deepthroating by Mish"
ROFL!!! ;D;D
That's horrible... just horrible! (funny as hell though ;D)Almost quitting time for me kiss and hug your boy..give him a special cyber ass grab from me. Its been a riot again today... ;D
..give him a special cyber ass grab from me... ;D
we don't know ennough abou toyu yet. Tell us about yourself....
Yea, throw in Bmaccys and calvin from kansas and that kid I can't remember from the beginning, and a few other's and it's just sad.I am not sure if it's for them or us for still being here... ;D
rofl, yeah i forgot about corn cob there.You kiddos talking about me?
BKS only ever existed with the idea of gauntlet gloves... :) Very romantic. It's done and finished.Like the Phoenix it keeps getting reborn... ;D
Miggy I miss you. :)
You kiddos talking about me?Blast from the past..must be old home week... ;D
BKS only ever existed with the idea of gauntlet gloves... :) Very romantic. It's done and finished.
Miggy I miss you. :)
Blast from the past..must be old home week... ;DSo you missed me then?
Like the Phoenix it keeps getting reborn... ;D
no, (scufs toe on floor), but i got some cheetos, diet coke and porn. Does that count?
i need baby powder and an ice pack..QUICKLYThat or the soothing mouth of a hot slutty vigin.
sometimes i just want to sit down with a beer, watchFixed that one for you too.tvthe girls on the BKS stripper pole and havean fan pointed atmy nether regions attended to.
damn right. Hell we bash each other but its all light hearted.Yep, it's all done with love ;) Steelers.
we are like family, but like each other during the holidaysThat's a good way of putting it.
damn right. Hell we bash each other but its all light hearted. we are like family, but like each other during the holidaysSon is that you... ;D
well YMBL (gaurdian) got busy so kinda drifted. I guess really a combination, work ramped up for everyone, then it was getting on here are sorting thru tons of bs.Work and tired of some of the shit around here and personal info and same crap. Plus with Migs actually getting sex without money changing hands takes some of the fun out of the jokes...Kidding it's still funny. ;D
Work and tired of some of the shit around here and personal info and same crap. Plus with Migs actually getting sex without money changing hands takes some of the fun out of the jokes...Kidding it's still funny. ;D
one way or another you always end up paying for it lol;D
I need dinner, i need a drink, can you supersize it and add cheese, i need to get tested etc. It all costs moneyROTFLMAO...too funny... ;D
lol. i have to run errands soon. damn it.Out of Cheetos and diet coke and jergins again... ;D
Work and tired of some of the shit around here and personal info and same crap. Plus with Migs actually getting sex without money changing hands takes some of the fun out of the jokes...Kidding it's still funny. ;DGlad I missed all the personal info crap but sorry I wasn't here to help defend the BKS brotherhood.
Glad I missed all the personal info crap but sorry I wasn't here to help defend the BKS brotherhood.As always we were above the fray, it's never about us or attacking us everybody loves BKS... ;D It was more on other boards and the general turn the board took. YMBL is a mod for MD so thats where he is and he is swamped but always gives time to his buddies if they drop by. Most everybody else including me had life come in and take over and now it's slowed down so Lord Burro and I have been are normal stupid selves... ;D As for him having a new girl he has always gotten his share of tail..it just does not cost as much up front... ;D
Agreed, like Fucktard, Miggy jokes are always funny.
Migs has a woman?? ???
Things have changed...
As always we were above the fray, it's never about us or attacking us everybody loves BKS... ;D It was more on other boards and the general turn the board took. YMBL is a mod for MD so thats where he is and he is swamped but always gives time to his buddies if they drop by. Most everybody else including me had life come in and take over and now it's slowed down so Lord Burro and I have been are normal stupid selves... ;D As for him having a new girl he has always gotten his share of tail..it just does not cost as much up front... ;D
I didn't even know MD had a board. Does he use the same name over there?No but I will PM you with his handle..not sure he wants people to put this place together with his new home. Md people and getbig people have had big cyber fights since they started in oct/nov. Silly really since you see the same people in both spots except for those banned over at MD. My stupid handle is that same everywhere, it's all my dumbass... ;D
Is she conscious when he gets it? Or does she think they're just good friends and that she falls asleep after a drink at his house because she's comfortable there?
I predict once he gets back you guys are gonna get a classic one word response (i.e. "fuckers") ;D
please continue... :-*
No but I will PM you with his handle..not sure he wants people to put this place together with his new home. Md people and getbig people have had big cyber fights since they started in oct/nov. Silly really since you see the same people in both spots except for those banned over at MD. My stupid handle is that same everywhere, it's all my dumbass... ;DOk. I wouldn't give him up; just looking to say hello to an old friend.
I will let migs talk about anything regarding his love life as I think any girl involved with him would demand privacy.. ;DAnonymity, a wet nap, genital wart cream... ;)
I love it when he responds like that. ;DYea I like the one word thing also..you know thru the laughs there is a little pain.I love the boy..not in that way fags... ;D
Yea I like the one word thing also..you know thru the laughs there is a little pain.I love the boy..not in that way fags... ;DYep. You know he's stabbing the keys when he types it and leaving behind little cheeto crumbs: FUCKERS! ;D
Yep. You know he's stabbing the keys when he types it and leaving behind little cheeto crumbs: FUCKERS! ;DLMAO...I like when he gets teamed up on and goes for the ...
I missed this shit. :DBeats doing real work ;D
Sure does. ;)He had to run errans..which I can only guess is more cheetos and a industrial size container of vasoline and tissues and a new hard drive to hold this weeks porn... ;D
Where the hell did Migs go? ???
WHORESWelcome back my friend. ;D
psst... you forgot diet coke.You are always correct, thanks for the tip in..Speaking of tip in... ;D
You are always correct, thanks for the tip in..Speaking of tip in... ;D
shotgun anusDAmm Got me again....Well not got me but you know what I mean...Steelers... ;D
shotgun anus
DAmm Got me again....Well not got me but you know what I mean...Steelers... ;D
I've managed to piss away over half the day and get almost nothing accomplished. I forgot how good that can feel.I bet I got less done then you... ;D I am stacking my work for monday..maybe some Sat when I am working... ;D
i went to the store and bought ink...Bastard >:(
almost took a nap
i went to the store and bought ink...Jerk... ;D
almost took a nap
it's good to be the kingPut your crown and septer away queen Naps-Alot nobody promoted you to best catch on the planet just yet... ;D
and...it's over
rofl
don't hate biatchI know jealousy is a muther fooker.. ;D
Napping alone in a cheeto-stained bed hardly makes you king. ;)
ahem cheetos not allowed on the bed, the scratch when you roll over themSo does rolling over on the cat at night..funny though.. ;D
i mean cant i catch a break here?
OMFG!!!
this is killing me!
i'm gonna go on a rampage!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Thank god! ::)Sorry the boy is always thinking of himself first..I heard he came in 1st and 3rd in a circle jerk... ;D
;D
Are you the pivot man too?
i almost came in second. oh wait i did
i'm a one man circus lolWow we have really gayed this thread up today..Fantastic job team...LOL ;D
did i take your spot? you can have it back?
Wow we have really gayed this thread up today..Fantastic job team...LOL ;D
i dont want it. ok it's AS' nowWait how did I get pulled into your little game of toss..ARHHH just like always the one girl leaves and it's a bunch of naked guys standing around... :-X
Fucking monday busy as hell.Same here. Mondays suck.
Same here. Mondays suck.I need to get to the gym today my mood is sour... >:(
We need a Migs sob-story to cheer us up.Those are always good..Like the way they start..."There was this girl once..." and all end the same way..lost money and heartache... ;D
Those are always good..Like the way they start..."There was this girl once..." and all end the same way..lost money and heartache... ;DJust reading that brought a little smile to my face. :)
Just reading that brought a little smile to my face. :)Prom story is the best...crumpled photos and brother covering for sister....to funny.
Prom story is the best...crumpled photos and brother covering for sister....to funny.
Those are always good..Like the way they start..."There was this girl once..." and all end the same way..lost money and heartache... ;D
fuckerThat made me smile too. :)
ahh, i went to the gym, ate some breakfast, drank some coffee, and took a poo. good start so farHow come nobody leaves a poo?
not sure, but im aboutt to try and take a napFucker!!!!!!!!!!!
not sure, but im aboutt to try and take a napNot if I stab you in your sleep... >:( Jerk
Not if I stab you in your sleep... >:( JerkTime to wake the fucker up....with a kick to the head... ;D
I went home and took a nap after work just 'cause I felt cheated...Funny I fell asleep right after dinner for like 3 hours last night..LOng day and jealous of Lord Burro... ;D
well i started a second job, worked 12.5 hours yesterday. I was onmy feet the whole damn time. I forgot how the restaurant biz beats you up when you arent used to it.Yea must be hell with the high heels... ;D How is working at Hooters going? ;D
Yea must be hell with the high heels... ;D How is working at Hooters going? ;D
:-XHe is the guy who lurks up after you finished the meal and clears the table and ask's "ahh you going to finish that? " ;D
I pictured a sweaty Spaniard (complete with hairnet) sweating it out in the kitchen. I also pictured him as the guy with his ungloved, dirty dickbeater shoved into the cheddar cheese at Taco Bell. :o
no im not! I'm the guy that eats a few fries before you get them at the counterNO joke I was at a A&W about 5 months ago and was waiting for my food and saw some drive thru guy grazing..almost made me sick.
oh man! well at the club they feed us at least twice. i had pecan crusted sea bass and filet mignon the other day. yum lolThe club is it whites only club house at the masters... ;D
Very nice indeed ;DAvoiding work also I see...good for you... ;D
Trying my best but it keeps interrupting. ;)Damm that employeer interuppting your fun with work. Fucker thinks just because he is paying you you should do something for him...fight the power man... ;D
damn i'm tired. put in 60 this week at the new place and doing the office cleaning in th morning, plus a lil real estate on the side. Can someone rub my feet?I can offer a kick to the gonads if you think it would help... ;D
I'm planning on taking the kids to see Transformers this weekend. They already want to eat at BK everyday just so they can get another Transformer toy... ::)The toys are crap better to save yourself the bad food and drive them by toys r us.
Hey everyone go fuck yourselves I have to work tommorow... ;DHahaha! Work!!!! ahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!
Hahaha! Work!!!! ahahahahahhahahahaha!!!!!I hate you...ok I'm jealous... ;D
When do we get global cooling it's freaking hot.It was hot at 8 this morning. :'(
It was hot at 8 this morning. :'(NO kidding walked out the door and it's like walking into a bowl of soup...started sweating.
NO kidding walked out the door and it's like walking into a bowl of soup...started sweating.Nothing pisses me off like sweating in humid environments and feeling dirty/stinky as soon as you walk outside.
Nothing pisses me off like sweating in humid environments and feeling dirty/stinky as soon as you walk outside.I feel dirty in cold environments...think my mind is warped... ;D
I feel dirty in cold environments...think my mind is warped... ;DYes, you're warped... but we like it. ;)
Migs is dirty in any environment. ;DYou are going to come back one day and see JERK in big bold letters...LOL ;D
Yes, you're warped... but we like it. ;)
You are going to come back one day and see JERK in big bold letters...LOL ;DI sit at my computer like a damn vulture waiting for days like that ;D
JERKMissed you buddy... ;D
;D
You can? ??? Today feels like a Monday to me. :'(I just wish I did not have work stuff this weekend..Sometimes it never ends... >:(
I don't know which is worse--working all weekend or bringing work home for the weekend. I can't relax because it's looming over my head that I have lot to do. :-\Either way it sucks.
like a two dollar hooker on main streetHow is your mom doing these day... ;D
How is your mom doing these day... ;DGotta do her part to help support the Cheeto and Diet Coke habits...
Gotta do her part to help support the Cheeto and Diet Coke habits...Lord Burro works the door and makes change... ;D
glad business is upWhen you going to cut my lawn... ;D
psst... he's off again tomorrow ;)He's always off... ;)
psst... he's off again tomorrow ;)You let him down off the rack again... ;D
i'll be in negotiations tomorrow, so i'll cut the grass around 1 pm
Miggy,Sorry the sign out front of the clubhouse should have told you "No Solicitors"!!! >:(
Is the mower gasoline or electric? If it's gasoline, ...make sure you put some MPG Caps in the fuel.
It will reduce the pollutants that come out of the mower. Same thing goes for firing up the leaf blower too.
In fact, it will work in any gasoline or diesel powered combustion chamber engine... from weed whackers,
leaf blowers, lawn mowers, motorcycles, tractors, snowmobiles, cars, trucks, vans, 18 wheelers, boats etc., etc.,
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Sorry the sign out front of the clubhouse should have told you "No Solicitors"!!! >:(
unless they are hot strippers. speaking of which...I want a piece of candy..I have been good... ;D
WELCOME CANDY TO THE STAGE
(http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/em/candy.gif)We have plenty of "snacks" we were looking for a "treat"... ;D
Here ya go,
...or is this not the kind of candy you're refering to?
There once was a man from Nantucket......when things didn't go his way he said fucket...
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D
who liked a well hung gent... ;D...he unzipped and then he was spent... :-[
That's why you're our leader. We bow down to Lord Fucktard. ;)False praise will only get you promoted... ;D
False praise will only get you promoted... ;D...and maybe a giggle at more dirty limericks ;D
There once was a lady from Kent... ;D
Here ya go...LOL How come you are the one who knows these..Dirty girl... ;D
Who wouldn't come out but for Lent,
The rest of the time,
She always felt fine,
She was lending herself to a gent.
or
There once was a man from Kent,
whose c*ck was so long it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went.
;D
Here ya go...*clapping to himself* ...me likey ;D
Who wouldn't come out but for Lent,
The rest of the time,
She always felt fine,
She was lending herself to a gent.
or
There once was a man from Kent,
whose c*ck was so long it bent,
to save himself trouble,
he put it in double,
and instead of cumming he went.
;D
LOL How come you are the one who knows these..Dirty girl... ;D
Oh the things you don't know about me... ;) :DOh but the things I do... ;)
Damm you guys cant do a dirty limerick for shit... >:((http://www.jaguarenterprises.net/images/rotflmao.gif)
Here I go again ;DLOL Very good smurfette..and the smallest little lamb will lead the way... ;D
There once was a fellow McSweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie
So just to be couth
He added vermouth
Then slipped his girlfriend a martini
or
There once was a man from Bonaire
Who was doing his wife on the stair
When the banister broke
He doubled his stroke
And finished her off in midair
that sounds good!Hows the 3 jobs coming?
rough, i barely get enough time to sleepSleep is overrated but down time is a must.
i need one of those decompression sensory deprivation thingies.Have you ever scene the movie called "Altered States" if you do you would not want one... ;D
HMMM Migs and a post about a man's behind...some things never change... ;D
if anything, i'm consistentAlways, like the rain or the us mail (or male) you always deliver... :)
yup, another way try to deliver.what does the firefight thing mean?
it's a line form the movie "boondock saints" great flick you should catch it, like the herpes.that is a great tag line...Catch it..like herpes...LOL ;D
haha. every once in a while i have a gemMy new tag line... ;D
Ahhh Saturaday and at work... >:(
at least you have work. I've been out since mid-octoberSorry man, less demand for a chubby man whore?
pretty much. Since the market is down, I can't find any clients. Then My other job let me go after i had a medical incident and ironically shortly after a pitch that I helped my friend make which would increase their business. My friend gave them a bunch of information, the same stuff they asked me for but wasn't going to give up without meetings and assurances etc. Then bam, I'm out.That really sucks man. everybody wants to use a good idea as long as they can steal or take credit for it. Been there myself. Trust no one.