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El Diablo Blanco

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Can you cross your legs?
« on: January 30, 2014, 07:10:49 AM »
If so you need to squat more.  I was at jury duty yesterday and bored out of my mind i decided to observe what people do and noticed a lot of men sitting cross legged, some with their leg in a figure 4, others crossed like a chick wearing a skirt.  So I tried and no fucking way will my thighs allow that to happen.

With that being said, I'm pretty sure groink and galenko can cross their without issues.
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BigCyp

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #1 on: January 30, 2014, 07:13:28 AM »
Are you saying that when Groink crosses his legs, there is still room for a takeaway pizza in the middle?
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DroppingPlates

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #2 on: January 30, 2014, 07:16:33 AM »
What's even worse, I'm still able to take the stairs, so no pro bb career for me :'(
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #3 on: January 30, 2014, 07:17:52 AM »
Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 30, 2014, 07:16:33 AM
What's even worse, I'm still able to take the stairs, so no pro bb career for me :'(

Stop the madness!
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #4 on: January 30, 2014, 07:18:49 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on January 30, 2014, 07:13:28 AM
Are you saying that when Groink crosses his legs, there is still room for a takeaway pizza in the middle?
groink has the bikini gap look ;D


me?nah cant cross legs, testicles way too big
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CalvinH

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #5 on: January 30, 2014, 07:35:23 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on January 30, 2014, 07:13:28 AM
Are you saying that when Groink crosses his legs, there is still room for a takeaway pizza in the middle?


Extra large and of course it doesn't come with pepperoni or sausage  ;D
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #6 on: January 30, 2014, 07:49:41 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 30, 2014, 07:35:23 AM

Extra large and of course it doesn't come with pepperoni or sausage  ;D

Haha Calvin you wouldn't be suggesting that Groink is the kind of fellow who orders his pepperoni 'on the side' and unsliced, and unsmoked (as will be smoking it himself) are you?
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CalvinH

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #7 on: January 30, 2014, 07:53:44 AM »
Quote from: BigCyp on January 30, 2014, 07:49:41 AM
Haha Calvin you wouldn't be suggesting that Groink is the kind of fellow who orders his pepperoni 'on the side' and unsliced, and unsmoked (as will be smoking it himself) are you?


Haha Cyp what I'm saying is that Groink is the type of guy who when he gets his pizza delivered pulls down the delivery man's pants and if his dick isn't big enough calls the pizza place and screams "I ORDERED EXTRA SAUSAGE" ;D
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #8 on: January 30, 2014, 08:12:13 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 30, 2014, 07:53:44 AM

Haha Cyp what I'm saying is that Groink is the type of guy who when he gets his pizza delivered pulls down the delivery man's pants and if his dick isn't big enough calls the pizza place and screams "I ORDERED EXTRA hebrewSAUSAGE" ;D
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CalvinH

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #9 on: January 30, 2014, 08:23:51 AM »
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Palpatine Q

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #10 on: January 30, 2014, 09:12:01 AM »
THE EFFERVESCENT enjoys when smaller weaker men try to "insult" him.

The fact that it's not possible to insult THE EFFERVESCENT is what THE EFFERVESCENT finds so endearing and funny
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #11 on: January 30, 2014, 09:16:57 AM »
Like a boss
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CalvinH

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #12 on: January 30, 2014, 09:19:23 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2014, 09:12:01 AM
THE EFFERVESCENT enjoys when smaller weaker men try to "insult" him.

The fact that it's not possible to insult THE EFFERVESCENT is what THE EFFERVESCENT finds so endearing and funny



Is EFFERVESCENT what you call the "special" topping the delivery boy leaves on your pizza ??? ;D
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Palpatine Q

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #13 on: January 30, 2014, 09:22:57 AM »
Quote from: CalvinH on January 30, 2014, 09:19:23 AM


Is EFFERVESCENT what you call the "special" topping the delivery boy leaves on your pizza ??? ;D

No its what I call the reflection of light off of your bald head  :D  ;D
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #14 on: January 30, 2014, 09:27:09 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2014, 09:12:01 AM
THE EFFERVESCENT enjoys when smaller weaker men try to "insult" him.

The fact that it's not possible to insult THE EFFERVESCENT is what THE EFFERVESCENT finds so endearing and funny

that reminds me i need to take my vitamins

i love how they disolve in water
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #15 on: January 30, 2014, 09:29:14 AM »
Quote from: bigmc on January 30, 2014, 09:27:09 AM
that reminds me i need to take my vitamins

i love how they disolve in water

  ;D

I really wish Ron would change my scree name already.

I want to use alka seltzer for my avatar
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CalvinH

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #16 on: January 30, 2014, 09:45:48 AM »
Quote from: Groink on January 30, 2014, 09:22:57 AM
No its what I call the reflection of light off of your bald head  :D  ;D



It does at certain times during the day give off a nice reflection 8)
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #17 on: January 30, 2014, 09:54:09 AM »

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2014, 10:12:01 AM »
You guys leave Groink's legs alone. You know they can't support these kinds of insults.
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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2014, 10:16:04 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs on January 30, 2014, 10:12:01 AM
You guys leave Groink's legs alone. You know they can't support these kinds of insults.


Very well done ;D
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Palpatine Q

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #20 on: January 30, 2014, 10:47:16 AM »
Quote from: Wiggs link=topic=515868.msg7302579#msg7302579 . =1391105521
You guys leave Groink's legs alone. You know they can't support these kinds of insults.

Are you on your 15 minute break Wiggs ?
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ESFitness

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #21 on: January 30, 2014, 08:43:26 PM »
I can't cross my legs when sitting.

hell, I can't even trim my own toenails, and my legs aren't that big.
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pellius

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #22 on: January 30, 2014, 08:47:02 PM »
No relationship between muscle size and muscle flexibility.
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Knooger

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Re: Can you cross your legs?
« Reply #23 on: January 30, 2014, 08:49:48 PM »
I can cross my legs like a woman, above the knee, and my cock and balls can still slip through the thigh gap.
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