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Title: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 07:38:04 AM
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 07:41:39 AM
bodybuilders get what they want (workout, drugs and mooch the rest of the time)

schmoes get what they want
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: El_Pajero on October 24, 2008, 07:43:41 AM
(http://hissip.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ninel-conde.jpg)
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 07:45:50 AM
epic 7inch biceps
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 07:54:01 AM
every friday they would stage internal farm competitions

3-4 times per year the best of the best from different bodybuilding farms would duke it out
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 07:58:32 AM
churches and golds gym at venice beach are excluded
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BayGBM on October 24, 2008, 07:59:39 AM
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.

This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites (farms) devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on October 24, 2008, 08:02:40 AM
This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)


doesn't seem like a bad deal if you have zero moral compass and enjoy that attention.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Stu on October 24, 2008, 08:06:05 AM
Sounds like a bodybuilding version of "The Island of Dr Moreau".
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BayGBM on October 24, 2008, 08:07:30 AM
doesn't seem like a bad deal if you have zero moral compass and enjoy that attention.

Bodybuilders and attention whores aren't exactly strangers.  Oops!  There's that word again.  :-X
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 08:21:25 AM
This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites (farms) devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)


yeah i know, but im proposing to make it even more organized. the us government could create safe havens for steroid users but they wouldnt be allowed to go outside these farms. only time they would be allowed outside would be when they are taken to zoos all across america, so they can stand in a cage and flex and pose. they would be allowed to fly from farm to farm tho.(for competitions for example) .maybe 5-10 such farms all across usa. the more money a schmoe invests in a farm the more time with the bodybuilders does he get.

Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Tre on October 24, 2008, 08:29:26 AM
You're killing 'em, Bay!

Slaveboy - what you will discover is that most of the 'patron schmoes' described by Bay tend to prefer their privacy, so they're not that likely to hobnob around with others who are doing the same. 
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BayGBM on October 24, 2008, 08:31:18 AM
yeah i know, but im proposing to make it even more organized. the us government could create safe havens for steroid users but they wouldnt be allowed to go outside these farms. only time they would be allowed outside would be when they are taken to zoos all across america, so they can stand in a cage and flex and pose. they would be allowed to fly from farm to farm tho.(for competitions for example) .maybe 5-10 such farms all across usa. the more money a schmoe invests in a farm the more time with the bodybuilders does he get.


Ok, I'll take the bait . . . which are you?  The bodybuilder or the schmoe?  The imagination of a disinterested third party would not be fantasizing about stuff like this.  :D
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 08:31:46 AM
You're killing 'em, Bay!

Slaveboy - what you will discover is that most of the 'patron schmoes' described by Bay tend to prefer their privacy, so they're not that likely to hobnob around with others who are doing the same. 

that 'sponsors' exist isnt anything new (atleast to me)..what im suggesting is to take it a step further
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: CalvinH on October 24, 2008, 08:33:18 AM
(http://hissip.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ninel-conde.jpg)



And that would be :o ???
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 08:33:37 AM
Ok, I'll take the bait . . . which are you?  The bodybuilder or the schmoe?  The imagination of a disinterested third party would not be fantasizing about stuff like this.  :D

im the middle hand  :D
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Cleanest Natural on October 24, 2008, 08:40:03 AM
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.
youjust described ifbb and the history of bodybuilding
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 08:41:11 AM
youjust described ifbb and the history of bodybuilding

yeah that crossed my mind too...maybe its a metaphor.  :D
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: dan18 on October 24, 2008, 09:38:01 AM
(http://hissip.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ninel-conde.jpg)
thank you for un/gaying this thread
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: emn1964 on October 24, 2008, 09:43:19 AM
Such a system already exists.  Its called the IFBB
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Mars on October 24, 2008, 09:48:18 AM
Imagine that sitting on your face.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: wavelength on October 24, 2008, 09:53:28 AM
youjust described ifbb and the history of bodybuilding

That was his point, obviously.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: The_Leafy_Bug on October 24, 2008, 10:28:16 AM
Are there any older women at these bodybuilding farms looking to sponsor?
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: jtsunami on October 24, 2008, 10:49:49 AM
Id sponser arvilla any day!  :P  SLURP
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BayGBM on October 24, 2008, 10:51:05 AM
Are there any older women at these bodybuilding farms looking to sponsor?

No.  It's  all gay men and closeted gay men.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: freespirit on October 24, 2008, 10:52:32 AM
No.  It's  all gay men and closeted gay men.

Any getbiggers?
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: nycbull on October 24, 2008, 10:56:44 AM
are you a sponsor youself bay? 
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BayGBM on October 24, 2008, 01:36:53 PM
doesn't seem like a bad deal if you have zero moral compass and enjoy that attention.

You were saying...?  ::)

Are bodybuilders known for their moral compasses?
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: El_Pajero on October 24, 2008, 03:02:23 PM


And that would be :o ???

here you can see her moving

Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 05:18:24 PM
No.  It's  all gay men and closeted gay men.

yes there are, but the whole process is a bit different. personally i know a few  women who only date bodybuilders and take care of them...they love cooking for them, give them money, drive them to the gym etc etc.....but you have to date them at the same time.  NYC is the city to go to if you want to meet schmoettes.

i think orville burkes wife was/is a schmoette
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: BayGBM on October 24, 2008, 05:31:23 PM
I don't doubt that there are female schmoes out there but they are so rare compared to men that they are not worth mentioning. 

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a male sponsor is going to get a lot of replies (assuming he is already in good shape).

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a female sponsor is going to hear crickets.  There are plenty of women who "only date bodybuilders" but most of them are not in a position serve as a schmoette and bankroll the BB.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: arce377 on October 24, 2008, 05:36:52 PM
Here is a List:


Joe
Ben
Joe (Old Black Joe in Los Angeles)
Lonnie
Ron
Ray (Gay Ray the Bus Driver)


 Can any one else, add some more?
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 24, 2008, 06:23:38 PM
I don't doubt that there are female schmoes out there but they are so rare compared to men that they are not worth mentioning. 

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a male sponsor is going to get a lot of replies (assuming he is already in good shape).

The wanna be BB who puts out a call for a female sponsor is going to hear crickets.  There are plenty of women who "only date bodybuilders" but most of them are not in a position serve as a schmoette and bankroll the BB.

you are correct that not many women would answer an ad for a sponsor....but that doesnt mean there arent schomettes.......its like women in general: you cant be as straightforward ....you have to go around in circles for a bit.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: WillGrant on October 24, 2008, 06:37:13 PM
End thread ...nuff said
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Jeffro on October 24, 2008, 06:42:23 PM
End thread ...nuff said

Fuck, my face needs to be in that ass immediately.  What a delicious spread. :o
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: arce377 on October 24, 2008, 10:13:40 PM
 Add to the list.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: arce377 on October 24, 2008, 11:01:20 PM
http://html.freepornofiles.com/2/100/vids/11/51/15/1_f3b0c_02.html?pr=8&su=2&ad=177247&campaign=1090
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: io856 on October 24, 2008, 11:28:06 PM
The more people analyse this disturbing aspect of bodybuilding the dirter it seems. Slaveboy's Orwellian post certainly strikes a chord with me. Sevatese's post confirmed the raw allegorical nature of OP's post.


Maybe those of us fed up with this shit should continue our anabolically enchanced ways through powerlifting. That way we get bigger and stronger whilst being less of a sexual object to the perverse. At the same time disconnect ourselves from the unclean associations with the "bodybuilder".
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: gordiano on October 25, 2008, 12:14:44 AM
Here is a List:


Joe
Ben
Joe (Old Black Joe in Los Angeles)
Lonnie
Ron
Ray (Gay Ray the Bus Driver)


 Can any one else, add some more?

Steve Blekman

Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 25, 2008, 09:25:12 AM
you can be extremely straight forward with women.. you'd be surprised. tell them exactly what you want. they like that.


depends on what your looking for
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: tommywishbone on October 25, 2008, 09:27:01 AM
(http://hissip.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/ninel-conde.jpg)

Heavens to Betsy!
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: arce377 on October 25, 2008, 04:06:42 PM

Gordiano is correct...add another one to the list...
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: slaveboy1980 on October 25, 2008, 05:01:49 PM
meaning what? an *arrangement*? you don't have to lie to a woman.. just tell her. its also a great way to avoid wasting your time.

meaning what was discussed...you dont find female schmoes via explicit ads (as you would male schmoes). read the thread.
Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Gino30 on October 25, 2008, 05:42:59 PM
Schmoes should get to together and create a bodybuilding farm where wannabe bodybuilders would have access to first class gym facilities and doctors who could inject them with the necessary growth inducing drugs. every bodybuilder should have his own room where he could stay while he wasnt in the gym, at the doctors, or in the dining hall. The bodybuilders wouldnt have to pay anything just let the schmoes sexually molest them in penetration chambers located beneath the bb farm.

youve just described the IFBB/venice scene

btw, BRING BACK BEEFY!!!

his stories were GOLD.....too bad he went running when Bob "double-locks closet" Chick hushed him away

Title: Re: The Bodybuilding Farm: the unified schmoe theory
Post by: Howard on October 25, 2008, 05:47:20 PM
This arrangement already exists in a less formal way:  

A young wannabe comes on the scene (these days that often means the internet), shares some photos of himself, and lets people know he is "actively seeking sponsorship."  This is a code phrase and everyone who wants to... already knows what it means (sorry Arvilla).  :-\

The wannabe gets some email replies to his overture.

Based on geography, convenience, and dollars, he and the patron come to some sort of an "agreement."

Young wannabe, eats right, trains at his local gym, and secures his own supplements; most schmoes don't know anything about juice (sources, cycles, etc.), and "reports" to his patron schmoe at regular intervals.

Thus, a bodybuilder is born.  :D


btw, I'm not making this up.  There are websites (farms) devoted to this sort of thing.  ::)

Sounds like ol' Hollywood casting coach deal hehe.
Hmmm, I guess this kind of thing goes on, I just wonder how frequent or common it really is?