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Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« on: January 15, 2014, 11:36:45 AM »
All Morons.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2014, 01:35:05 PM »
Why......
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2014, 01:35:29 PM »
They're fun.  Try one.
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2014, 01:36:14 PM »
You're on a roll today Adam.
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2014, 01:37:45 PM »
I have a two year old super clean car that I'm not getting mucked up. I'm not doing a mud race to pretend I'm in the military for a day. Running a normal 5K is enough for me.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2014, 01:44:32 PM »
I have a two year old super clean car that I'm not getting mucked up. I'm not doing a mud race to pretend I'm in the military for a day. Running a normal 5K is enough for me.

I don't "pretend I'm military" when I run one.

5ks are for housewives.
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2014, 01:45:08 PM »
I don't "pretend I'm military" when I run one.
Do you think some people do?

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2014, 01:45:53 PM »
Do you think some people do?

Over a large enough sample people will do a variety of stupid things.
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2014, 02:05:14 PM »
Over a large enough sample people will do a variety of stupid things.
Why are you so negative? Try being less opinionated, and listen more.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #9 on: February 18, 2014, 03:30:40 PM »
TA taking the 333 trolling up to 11.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #10 on: February 18, 2014, 03:40:42 PM »
All Morons.

Says the guy who does zero cardio.
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #11 on: February 18, 2014, 03:41:19 PM »
If TA or anyone did a GR HEAVY - they would sign a different tune. 

Not to mention a challenge or a light. 


Fuck 99% of GB would collapse on a GR Light let a lone a Challenge or a Heavy



25 Hours - 45 Miles with a 40lbs pack while being beaten down by Spec Ops Cadre.  Yeah some of the drug addicted fucks on this site are up for that?  LMFAO!!!!   No LMFAO x 2

99% of this board would collapse within 1 hour of this

Did you guys have to do that in the woods with no gps and just a compass and stars?
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #12 on: February 18, 2014, 03:41:34 PM »
it's one step away from crossfit and knife fighting seminars

Hahahaha! Post the vid of that fat guy "pretend-murdering" folks with his rubber knife.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2014, 03:42:23 PM »
All Morons.

You are the moron lock away behind the walls of your home away from real life, you would not last one day in the streets pussy boy.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2014, 03:48:23 PM »
All Morons.
yah just as bad as crossfit.

if they want play balls of steel, theyd be free to enlist to the military.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #15 on: February 18, 2014, 03:49:40 PM »
TA taking out the trash

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #16 on: February 18, 2014, 03:50:52 PM »
TA - I did GoRuck Heavy - I love you bro - but truth is - you would not survive 3 hours - let alone 25 
Chaos would crush you in these events.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #17 on: February 18, 2014, 03:53:05 PM »
they wanna be badass but in a controlled safe environment


might as well play world of warcraft and do some interval running

same effect
yeah exactly, they want to run around in army gear amongst normal civilians.

oh brother.

resident soulcrusher says its fun bc he gets to touch girls there by pretending to help them, lol, theres openminded girls in every dancing club

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #18 on: February 18, 2014, 03:56:44 PM »
It's a lot more fun when your "ruck" is 40lbs of mags and frags on a LBV and some asshole is shooting at you. That 40lbs gets light, fast.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #19 on: February 18, 2014, 03:57:33 PM »
it's one step away from crossfit and knife fighting seminars
or fleeows who go to argentina and peru for mountain crosstrips and spend 10000usd on the equipment alone, and have the resident peasantery help them with everything, they then come back and say how it was a brutal survival trip and how its hard to breath at high altitude.

ok, so what? ;D


soul crusher is also a fake natural on getbig

oh brother
well its the usa where punsihment is seriosu for gear use, unlike the liberal europe.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #20 on: February 18, 2014, 04:59:33 PM »
"special ops cadre."
hahaha


or "team nightowls" hahaha
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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #21 on: February 18, 2014, 05:17:47 PM »
You are the moron lock away behind the walls of your home away from real life, you would not last one day in the streets pussy boy.

Kind of like when you run and hide from boxing gloves.  If you missed it - here is the trainer backing out of a direct fight challenge from TA:

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=517109.0

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #22 on: February 18, 2014, 05:18:51 PM »
All Morons.

Couldn't agree more, the thought alone is painfully embarrassing.

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #23 on: February 18, 2014, 05:30:25 PM »
lol @ the Spec Ops Cadre  :D

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Re: Tough Mudder/GoRuck/Pretend Military Operations= for Morons.
« Reply #24 on: February 18, 2014, 05:31:15 PM »
I dont understand it... I had enough of that shit when I was in. Cant imagine wanting to do it for 'fun'. Ill stick to other activities that dont involve running with wet sand in my crotch rubbing my ballsack raw anymore