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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #50 on: April 07, 2024, 03:09:01 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2024, 11:39:17 AM
Slapper’s friends

This guy watches his wife have sex with the dog and touches himself while following little kids around.  He's obviously dj181's bulkier twin brother.
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irishdave

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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #51 on: April 07, 2024, 03:11:09 PM »
Tell that beta to beat her ass with a telephone book and go out and do a load of blow and hookers

That’s my only advice

Now fuck off this ain’t the Agony Aunt column it’s the thunderdome, my negro

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Royalty

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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #52 on: April 07, 2024, 03:11:24 PM »
Quote from: LurkerNoMore on April 07, 2024, 03:05:46 PM
This.

Somebody had to respond to that son of a bitch. I’m “shocked” that it was LurkerNoMore 😂.


Is Dorian Cutler suddenly going to come out of retirement?
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #53 on: April 07, 2024, 03:12:07 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2024, 03:11:24 PM
Somebody had to respond to that son of a bitch. I’m “shocked” that it was LurkerNoMore 😂.


Is Dorian Cutler suddenly going to come out of retirement?
I think Foozle needs to comment  ;D
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #54 on: April 07, 2024, 03:13:17 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2024, 08:56:35 AM

This is bullshit

This information wouldn’t have been divulged in reality
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Royalty

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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #55 on: April 07, 2024, 03:13:28 PM »
Is Rascal Full available for comment?
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #56 on: April 07, 2024, 04:57:52 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2024, 12:25:21 PM
Slapper has quietly backed out of his own thread.


What does that tell you?


***BULLSHIT***

The “slapper” is actually Matt Canning.

It is so obvious to see through.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #57 on: April 07, 2024, 05:17:43 PM »
Quote from: irishdave on April 07, 2024, 03:11:09 PM
Tell that beta to beat her ass with a telephone book and go out and do a load of blow and hookers

That’s my only advice

Now fuck off this ain’t the Agony Aunt column it’s the thunderdome, my negro

Your advice would probably make his wife want to screw him more and save the marriage.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #58 on: April 07, 2024, 05:43:27 PM »
I don't understand that. Sex is why you have a wife. Once it stops you should be out.

Anyways marriage is pointless, just an IQ- test in 2024
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #59 on: April 07, 2024, 05:48:33 PM »
Quote from: Les Grossman on April 07, 2024, 04:57:52 PM
The “slapper” is actually Matt Canning.

It is so obvious to see through.

Actually it’s Army of One
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #60 on: April 07, 2024, 05:55:13 PM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2024, 05:48:33 PM
Actually it’s Army of One

Fuck off with this constant conspiracy BS.

It’s tiresome. You sound bitter.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #61 on: April 07, 2024, 05:58:38 PM »
Actually it’s me
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #62 on: April 07, 2024, 07:22:38 PM »
It's none of your business. Stay the fuck out of it unless you want this guy living on your couch, crying in your cereal, and eventually sitting in your garage sharpening your axe while muttering about all your helpful advice.

Any guy who stays with a woman who won't fuck him needs a stroll through some hellfire all alone so he can man the fuck up.

Butt out.

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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #63 on: April 08, 2024, 06:35:41 AM »
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #64 on: April 08, 2024, 07:42:34 AM »
Quote from: Royalty on April 07, 2024, 03:13:28 PM
Is Rascal Full available for comment?

Just lurking at the moment.

Am I really lurkerNoMore or was that my attempt to confuse you further? I will leave that in your capable hands.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #65 on: April 08, 2024, 08:17:04 AM »
If he needs to stash some assets away from divorce lawyer, or just pack up and move to another country - Bitcoin solves that...  :P
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #66 on: April 08, 2024, 08:30:32 AM »
Quote from: King Shizzo on April 07, 2024, 10:28:14 AM
We can't all be Wes, and have hours long sex sessions, straight out of the Kama Sutra.
;)
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #67 on: April 08, 2024, 08:40:41 AM »
His wife must be a good cook.

"Cookin' lasts...kissin' don't."

That's a quote from my grandmother.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #68 on: April 09, 2024, 12:28:24 PM »
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #69 on: April 10, 2024, 10:00:59 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on April 07, 2024, 07:22:38 PM
It's none of your business. Stay the fuck out of it unless you want this guy living on your couch, crying in your cereal, and eventually sitting in your garage sharpening your axe while muttering about all your helpful advice.

Any guy who stays with a woman who won't fuck him needs a stroll through some hellfire all alone so he can man the fuck up.

Butt out.

This.

If you want to be nice just say some bullshit like “Sorry, to hear you’re going through this,” but  trying to solve other people’s problems usually makes things worse especially for yourself.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #70 on: April 10, 2024, 03:12:23 PM »
Slapper could write about his friend’s marriage in his little diary
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #71 on: April 10, 2024, 03:48:55 PM »
If they dont have sex it means that they are past their breeding age and or are not attracted to eachother. Sex is a biological function, you should have learned this in primary school fucking imbecile.
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #72 on: April 10, 2024, 04:21:08 PM »
I wish Slapper well in his, I mean his friend’s future divorce
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #73 on: April 10, 2024, 04:21:42 PM »
Quote from: Amerian Muscle on April 10, 2024, 03:48:55 PM
If they dont have sex it means that they are past their breeding age and or are not attracted to eachother. Sex is a biological function, you should have learned this in primary school fucking imbecile.

When did you and your husband stop “biologically functioning”?
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Re: Friend getting divorced
« Reply #74 on: April 10, 2024, 05:51:44 PM »
This has been a shitty thread from jump street.  Actually wish a mod would delete it.  Slapper really outed himself as a cunt.
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