Monica Brant - Official appreciation thread

[joswift]

How many fingers do you think Milosh put in there?  I think Gentleman Sarcev only puts 2 fingers in at most, as he likes to "hit it right to keep it tight".

two in the pink and one in the stink

[Humble Narcissist]

two in the pink and one in the stink

Probably a fist in both.

[falco]

Monica

After this shoot, did you make out with Milos and let him finger-bang you with his chubby Serbian digits to the point you closed your eyes for a second to pretend it wasn't happening, only to find later after he left he'd stolen your drug stash when you blinked..?

That's preposterous! Monica was one of the few naturals back then.

[Taffin]

two in the pink and one in the stink

aka 'The Bowling Ball'

[Taffin]

Probably a fist in both.

aka 'The Double Glove Puppet'

[Royalty]

Monica can you please complete this subtraction quiz. Thank you.

[Royalty]

Monica, find the sum.

[falco]

Monica can you please complete this subtraction quiz. Thank you.

It's not like she needs to qualify for the military service at her age.

[The General]

 

[BEEFCAKE]

brutal $5 Chinese no-name BCAA filled with heavy metals

[BEEFCAKE]

looks like shes borrowing dj's wooden teeth...

[Taffin]

looks like shes borrowing dj's wooden teeth...

Pfft!  Would hit.

[Rambone]

I don’t know what’s more useless, the useless Cheetos, the useless BCAAs or the useless Monica.

[Royalty]

Mo, what exactly were you doing at CVS?

[Dorian Cutler]

I don’t know what’s more useless, the useless Cheetos, the useless BCAAs or the useless Monica.

Cheetos mother company probably pays dividends and salaries

[Rambone]

Cheetos mother company probably pays dividends and salaries

Respect.

[Rambone]

Mo, what exactly were you doing at CVS?

Most likely picking up herpes medication. Thanks, A-Rod!

[Dorian Cutler]

Respect.

Yes bro it is not to be under estimated the amount of people who depend on such companies for their livelihood.

[Royalty]

Mo, who is this dirty rotten rat bastard son of a bitch?

[BB]

Mo, what exactly were you doing at CVS?

Sensitive issue -

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[Royalty]

Sensitive issue -

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OMG 😂

[Humble Narcissist]

Sensitive issue -

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I think there is shame in it.

[Taffin]

Sensitive issue -

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Hey!  Stop trying to put me off BB - you know Mon's cooter has been bald for 20 years! 

[joswift]

Hey!  Stop trying to put me off BB - you know Mon's cooter has been bald for 20 years! 

the last five years is without shaving

[King Shizzo]

Hey!  Stop trying to put me off BB - you know Mon's cooter has been bald for 20 years! 

Mons Cooter. Sounds like a German F1 racer.