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SF1900

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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #25 on: March 09, 2016, 04:11:10 PM »
Quote from: mr.turbo on March 09, 2016, 04:05:36 PM
I always go for the bookcase if available haha

I have a "bust" of Sigmund Freud. Should I put that right behind me?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #26 on: March 09, 2016, 04:27:01 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 04:11:10 PM
I have a "bust" of Sigmund Freud. Should I put that right behind me?  ;D ;D ;D ;D
Wouldn't be the first time you had a guy behind you. ::)
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #27 on: March 09, 2016, 04:47:15 PM »
You should wear your signed 'Mayor of Bodybuilding' shirt in the interview and excuse yourself to take regular sips of your protein shake hence talking so much render you catabolic
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #28 on: March 09, 2016, 04:55:02 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 04:00:36 PM
Never considered that. That's a very good point! Thanks!



Have your computer screen in the background with getbig open.  :o
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #29 on: March 09, 2016, 04:55:48 PM »
Also start the interview with some Classic getbigger lines

'Do I look wider than Heath in this Suit'

'I'm wearing a suit to look good for the interview not because I have as many torn muscles as Branch'

'I'll fill this role easily this job is Light Weight baby'
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SF1900

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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #30 on: March 09, 2016, 04:57:44 PM »
Quote from: Tha Grim Lifter on March 09, 2016, 04:47:15 PM
You should wear your signed 'Mayor of Bodybuilding' shirt in the interview and excuse yourself to take regular sips of your protein shake hence talking so much render you catabolic

Well, I should stay hydrated during the interview. I will most likely have a bottle of water. Gots to stay hydrated. Will be hitting the gym after.
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #31 on: March 09, 2016, 05:08:01 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 09, 2016, 04:55:02 PM
Have your computer screen in the background with getbig open.  :o

Should have put this on my CV:

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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #32 on: March 09, 2016, 05:13:30 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 05:08:01 PM
Should have put this on my CV:

Name:    SF1900
Posts:    30108 (9.943 per day)
Position:    Getbig V
Date Registered:    November 24, 2007, 09:24:14 AM
Last Active:    Today at 06:07:20 PM

And every five minutes toss in a Musclecenter thumbs up most muscular pose
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #33 on: March 09, 2016, 05:35:09 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 09, 2016, 05:13:30 PM
And every five minutes toss in a Musclecenter thumbs up most muscular pose

haha, just like this!

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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #34 on: March 09, 2016, 06:44:41 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 05:35:09 PM
haha, just like this!



That's the one!

Unless you have a pink bunny suit to wear.....
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #35 on: March 09, 2016, 06:50:08 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 09, 2016, 06:44:41 PM
That's the one!

Unless you have a pink bunny suit to wear.....

LMAO!!

That bunnysuit picture will go down in getbig infamy!  :-X :-X
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #36 on: March 09, 2016, 06:55:12 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 06:50:08 PM
LMAO!!

That bunnysuit picture will go down in getbig infamy!  :-X :-X

Every five minutes turn around and do the Wedding Crashers, "Mom the meatloaf.....fuck" yell into the background.
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #37 on: March 09, 2016, 06:59:17 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 09, 2016, 06:55:12 PM
Every five minutes turn around and do the Wedding Crashers, "Mom the meatloaf.....fuck" yell into the background.

Never seen "wedding crashers." Perhaps Ill have to log off of getbig at some point in my life and watch it!
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #38 on: March 09, 2016, 07:03:05 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 06:59:17 PM
Never seen "wedding crashers." Perhaps Ill have to log off of getbig at some point in my life and watch it!

At the end of the interview you could get up and walk away without pants and underwear on.

Just suit jacket and bare ass....
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #39 on: March 09, 2016, 07:06:29 PM »
Quote from: Walter Sobchak on March 09, 2016, 07:03:05 PM
At the end of the interview you could get up and walk away without pants and underwear on.

Just suit jacket and bare ass....

Reminds me of the episode where Joe from Impractical Jokers goes into the interview with this shirt on.

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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #40 on: March 09, 2016, 07:15:41 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 07:06:29 PM
Reminds me of the episode where Joe from Impractical Jokers goes into the interview with this shirt on.



Or just keep repeating something dumb like, "doesn't that make your ass feel like you squatted on your spurs" every time there is a pause in the conversation.

Or.....hands under the table and thump them up against it in a rhythmic fashion like you're waxing the dolphin
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #41 on: March 09, 2016, 08:12:18 PM »
Also no matter the question, steer the conversation toward politics, religion and race.  :D
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #42 on: March 09, 2016, 08:20:28 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 09, 2016, 08:12:18 PM
Also no matter the question, steer the conversation toward politics, religion and race.  :D

Might as well just link them to getbig!
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #43 on: March 09, 2016, 08:47:58 PM »
Quote from: SF1900 on March 09, 2016, 06:59:17 PM
Never seen "wedding crashers." Perhaps Ill have to log off of getbig at some point in my life and watch it!

Highly recommended.
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #44 on: March 09, 2016, 09:42:29 PM »
 I was on a group webinar recently where someone was pissing and flushed the toilet in the background.

So heads up: avoid this faux pas.
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #45 on: March 09, 2016, 09:46:35 PM »
Quote from: calfzilla on March 09, 2016, 08:12:18 PM
Also no matter the question, steer the conversation toward politics, religion and race.  :D

"Well, that about covers all the questions we had for you. So, what questions do you have about our firm?"

"That's great and I'm glad you asked... You know, company culture is clearly important so could you tell me would any of my direct reports be blacks or mexicans?"
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #46 on: March 09, 2016, 09:57:11 PM »
Quote from: Coffeed on March 09, 2016, 09:46:35 PM
"Well, that about covers all the questions we had for you. So, what questions do you have about our firm?"

"That's great and I'm glad you asked... You know, company culture is clearly important so could you tell me would any of my direct reports be blacks or mexicans?"

Good thing its not a firm!!
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #47 on: March 10, 2016, 08:16:23 AM »
so if I want to job I need to wear a Jean Paul Gotiere suit, rimmed glasses, be in a quite starbucks with nothing but tight-assed females in the background, and also possess the skills to be a full time barista at the establishment you broadcast from


im ready - skype me : Just4Men1972rimjobDeepli ke
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #48 on: March 10, 2016, 08:19:30 AM »
It's easy to forget that you're online and not in person and do some eye rolls ::) to stupid questions or get distracted.  Always pay attention that you're still on camera.
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Re: Skype Interview.
« Reply #49 on: March 10, 2016, 08:23:31 AM »
Skype interviews, pre-employment aptitude and personality tests and on and on for companies offering 50k a year with a PhD...fuck that.
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