Inside Edition coming to my office later probably - boooommmmm
Any other antics I can pull ?
Throw in a Mars quote. Like if they as you about Keith Hernandez, you could be like -
"Nice guy, I hope to introduce him to my future son".
"The bottle just wouldn't open, you can see I look at it like "Are there things?" ".
Or perhaps a Squadfatheresqe one -
"So I grab the bottle and twist, and nothing happens, I'm thinking "Calm down Gloria, it's not that serious", but the thing just wouldn't open. Shut me down".