Tonight I visited a Freakshow!!!

[Bluto]

Allright I just got home from a concert, some kinda country singer-songwriter deal. And I've never seen so many freaks in my life! After 10 minutes I was about to leave but they talked me into sticking around so I had a few beers but left after half an hour.

I've never seen so many ugly people in one place before. It was incredible. Here's just a few of my observations:

- One girl was a damn close to a midget, I almost fell over her!
- 3-4 people dressed in red/white striped country shirts!
- One amazon lesbian! She was huge!
- One guy/girl that I for a long time thought was a guy, but then seemed to have tits?!
- One guy in a wheelchair.
- One guy retarded sitting for himself with spaztic hands.
- A lot of short people that looked like trolls! It felt like I was on the set of Lord of the Rings!
- Bald guys with beards.
- Guys with sideburns.
- Old hippies.

And here's the most insane thing happened - I kid you not - 2 guys was talking, and I for a second picked up on their conversation and one guy said to the other "allright pissing on you is ok with me, but I won't piss you in the face"  !!!

I AM NOT KIDDING. then they left together !

Fucking unreal.

[danielson]

What band did you see?

[Bluto]

What band did you see?

I dont know what it was called. BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?!

I know there's some kinky freaks out there but I didn't expect that on a show like that!

[danielson]

I dont know what it was called. BUT CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SHIT?!

I know there's some kinky freaks out there but I didn't expect that on a show like that!

If you go to a weird band in America you see even freakier people than that. How can you not know the name of the band anyway, it's right ion the stub.

[Bluto]

Maybe it was slaveboy1980? 

[Bluto]

If you go to a weird band in America you see even freakier people than that. How can you not know the name of the band anyway, it's right ion the stub.

Really? Well it's just that it was TOO many of those freaks, they all looked like that. Oh yeah a few people where FAT too!

[danielson]

Maybe it was slaveboy1980? 

What kind of Music do you Czechs listen too?

[Bluto]

What kind of Music do you Czechs listen too?

I can't speak for everybody else but I'm into most types of music.

[danielson]

Really? Well it's just that it was TOO many of those freaks, they all looked like that. Oh yeah a few people where FAT too!

Yeah, we have all kinds of weirdos in America. Did you pay attention and notice if there were more skinny guys with hot whores or muscular guys

[Bluto]

Yeah, we have all kinds of weirdos in America. Did you pay attention and notice if there were more skinny guys with hot whores or muscular guys

Hahaha. There was ZERO  muscular guys there. There was this old geezer that had an OK girlfriend and he was bald in the middle with hair on the sides, like a fucking clown! And wore some old band t-shirt. Maybe it was his sister?

Out of 300 people maybe 5 was fat. I guess that's a low fat ratio compared to american standards, but way too high for my taste.

[danielson]

Hahaha. There was ZERO  muscular guys there. There was this old geezer that had an OK girlfriend and he was bald in the middle with hair on the sides, like a fucking clown! And wore some old band t-shirt. Maybe it was his sister?

Out of 300 people maybe 5 was fat. I guess that's a low fat ratio compared to american standards, but way too high for my taste.

In every day life in America you see a lot of fat people, not so many at rock concerts though, hard drugs lean you out.

[Bluto]

In every day life in America you see a lot of fat people, not so many at rock concerts though, hard drugs lean you out.

Yes. Rock n roll is a great lifestyle. 

[Bluto]

Even the bartender girl was chubby. Why do they employ a chubby bartender? Shouldn't that be illegal?

[danielson]

Yes. Rock n roll is a great lifestyle. 

We have very few concerts in the winter. There is a stadium where the Detroit Pistons play and they have concerts sometimes, but there is an amphitheatre right up the road From me and they have concerts every night in the summer. Winter sucks

[Bluto]

That reminds me of another annoying thing - people that keep their winter jackets on when being inside! 

[danielson]

Even the bartender girl was chubby. Why do they employ a chubby bartender? Shouldn't that be illegal?

Yeah, that should be. Usually girl bartenders only look good until they are about 26 or so, it's too rough of a lifestyle for a bitch to keep and look good. Except in Vegas, those whores always look good.

[danielson]

That reminds me of another annoying thing - people that keep their winter jackets on when being inside! 

Sunglasses are even worse imo

[Bluto]

Sunglasses are even worse imo

Hahaha that don't happen here. Have you heard that rap song about having your sunglasses on inside?!

[Hedgehog]

What kind of Music do you Czechs listen too?

Best Chech movie ever:

Rocco Ravishes Praha.

-Hedge

[danielson]

Hahaha that don't happen here. Have you heard that rap song about having your sunglasses on inside?!

I don't now, but Corey Hart made a killer song about it when I was young. He was the last person who could truly pull of "sunglasses at night".

[danielson]

Best Chech movie ever:

Rocco Ravishes Praha.

-Hedge

I'll try to find it on Limewire. Thanks.

[Hedgehog]

I'll try to find it on Limewire. Thanks.

It may be "Rocco Ravishes Prague", English title you know.



-Hedge

[Bluto]

I don't now, but Corey Hart made a killer song about it when I was young. He was the last person who could truly pull of "sunglasses at night".

No man there's a video too can't remember the name, it's ALL about having sunglasses on when at clubs.
I guess these days they'll rap about anything.

[danielson]

No man there's a video too can't remember the name, it's ALL about having sunglasses on when at clubs.
I guess these days they'll rap about anything.

I don't watch as much BET as you might think.

[Bluto]

We don't have that here. I think it was on MTV or something.