Anyone ever bodyguarded any celebs and have cool stories?

[Darren Avey]

Some of you must have been bodyguards? Lets hear some stories about celebs you don't have to name the but give the jist. An old school bodyguard at the gym was telling me in the late 70s he walked into a certain pop mega stars piano room to find him and a certain other , even bigger mega star being very friendly! Lets just say the bodyguard left the room like a rocket man, cos he didn't want to help beat it.

[dan18]

Some of you must have been bodyguards? Lets hear some stories about celebs you don't have to name the but give the jist. An old school bodyguard at the gym was telling me in the late 70s he walked into a certain pop mega stars piano room to find him and a certain other , even bigger mega star being very friendly! Lets just say the bodyguard left the room like a rocket man, cos he didn't want to help beat it.

just for the record the man is a icon gay or not even to this day so hes a brown dirt cowboy still his early stuff still gold like a pinball wizard

[Da Freak]

just for the record the man is a icon gay or not even to this day so hes a brown dirt cowboy still his early stuff still gold like a pinball wizard

[dan18]

we are speaking in code its Elton john you dumbass funny meme though

[Kwon]

Elton John, you ignoramous.

[Kwon3]

Elton John, you ignoramous.

we are speaking in code its Elton john you dumbass funny meme though

[dan18]

we are speaking in code its Elton john you dumbass funny meme though

deja vu

[dan18]

just a cool side note Bernie taupin wrote most of eltons songs but Elton would compose the music give it to taupin then he would write the lyrics guy was a genius. no one does it that way its always lyrics then music

[Fortress]

Elton’s a filthy phaggot.

[Kwon3]

Elton’s a filthy phaggot.

He's the queen of meltdowns. Total diva and the textbook example of an egotistical, self-absorbed asshole celebrity that thinks he's god just because he plays an instrument in front of loose-rectumed liberal lemmings in a concert hall.

[dan18]

Man this thread took a get big corner fast 

[Da Freak]

Elton John, you ignoramous.

I know who it is, idiot. his grammar his shite, pretty much like most of your posts. now fuck off.

[Fortress]

Guy really is an unlikeable diva phaggot.

Guess a lifetime of cock gobbling and having to shove your prolapsed ass pipe back into your arse cavity again and again, day after day, will wreck your life.

Elton knows that, despite his wealth and celebrity, he’ll only ever be a filthy, debauched cumguzzler.

P.S. In the second-to-last video, he’s pissed because the vocal track he’s singing with jumped in without him, and exposed his live cheating.

[falco]

ESFitness has hundreds of stories to tell. Too bad he is doing time for DUI.

[Humble Narcissist]

Guy really is an unlikeable diva phaggot.

Guess a lifetime of cock gobbling and having to shove your prolapsed ass pipe back into your arse cavity again and again, day after day, will wreck your life.

Elton knows that, despite his wealth and celebrity, he’ll only ever be a filthy, debauched cumguzzler.

P.S. in the second-to-last video, he’s pissed because the vocal track he’s singing with jumped in without him, and exposed his live cheating.

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Some of you must have been bodyguards? Lets hear some stories about celebs you don't have to name the but give the jist. An old school bodyguard at the gym was telling me in the late 70s he walked into a certain pop mega stars piano room to find him and a certain other , even bigger mega star being very friendly! Lets just say the bodyguard left the room like a rocket man, cos he didn't want to help beat it.

Michael Vick during the Atlanta Falcon's Training Camp at Furman University but it wasn't cool. Knowing that we were there to protect them, Michael decided that he would drive back and forth on a golf cart all across the area while we had to run after him.   Fucking asshole

[Fortress]

I once protected some stinky Paki pop singer as she traipsed around Toronto, post-concert.

Apparently she was “like Madonna” in her country, and her people figured she’d need protection. Folks would be swarming her, etc.

No idea who she was. Still don’t.

Anyway, not one person approached her ... or even glanced her way.

We wound up at a Paki eatery where I scored free Paki chicken (had to remain anabolic, after all).

After, the Paki manager handed me two crisp bills and I scrammed.

[Taffin]

Guy really is an unlikeable diva phaggot.

Guess a lifetime of cock gobbling and having to shove your prolapsed ass pipe back into your arse cavity again and again, day after day, will wreck your life.

Elton knows that, despite his wealth and celebrity, he’ll only ever be a filthy, debauched cumguzzler.

P.S. In the second-to-last video, he’s pissed because the vocal track he’s singing with jumped in without him, and exposed his live cheating.

Dude - you watched all the videos..?

[dan18]

I know who it is, idiot. his grammar his shite, pretty much like most of your posts. now fuck off.

waaa waaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaa meltdown my grammar is just fine I post fast because im at work, its not always pretty but im not writing an essay you cum gobbler cock smoking numb nuts..... And I like kwons posts

[SF1900]

I’m a bodyguard for Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO.

[dan18]

I’m a bodyguard for Vince Goodrum, CSN, MFT, HPP, CEO.

From what vince says you guard his thong collection and for an extra 50$ you grease his salami

[Primemuscle]

Elton’s a filthy phaggot.

Elton's a wealthy phaggot.

[Fortress]

Elton's a wealthy phaggot.

You’re correct.

The filthy phaggot has had a wealth of cock stuffed into his ass and mouth.

Despicable human being.

[Titus Pullo]

That little homo got his own jet airplane/
That little homo he's a millionaire!

Boy George, Elton...either way, the shoe fits

[HTexan]

Only a gay worries about another man’s dick. A lot of betas in this thread.