Hey Phil, you midget bag of smashed assholes, I know you are reading this, you little shit.
You're nothing but a bloofy collection of oil, roids and shit stains. You recently mentioned that you are 35, and reaching your peak as a bodybuilder. Well, let me tell you: you peaked in 2011. As it stands today, you are a turtle-gutted, palumbolism-infected, upright bag of tripe.
Keep working on your double-nostril spread, it will be the only pose you legitimately deserve to win at the O.
And for the sake of humanity, stop wearing that gay "O" neckless, you pissy little douche.