"power blower"!!!!! How dare you insult the great UN_$ung who's mere presence would make you wet your panties and run into the waiting arms of your musclebear husband. Oh brother, you seem like the type of "guy" who goes to the local video store and rents such flicks as "Frosty the Blowman" and "I Came Upon a Midnight Queer". When you sashay up to the counter in your chaps, Hulkamania tank top, and 6 inch heels, the clerk in a shaking voice asks how you would like to pay for these gay films. You exclaim "I'm not gay, i just really, really love the holidays. How about i come up, er i mean down your chimney tonite? Gayer than Melvin Anthony's cape.