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Title: If you could be any inanimate object in the world?
Post by: FermiDirac on August 29, 2015, 11:49:49 AM: ... what would you choose?

My obvious choice, at the Mirage Hotel, Las Vegas :-X
(http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/06/6e/2c/54/ice-machine-without-ice.jpg)
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Post by: BigRo on August 29, 2015, 11:54:18 AM: ~~juniors penis~~ a great mountain
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Post by: calfzilla on August 29, 2015, 11:57:55 AM
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Post by: 240 is Back on August 29, 2015, 12:01:05 PM: 2006 Masters Pro trophy. I'd be rusty by now.
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Post by: che on August 29, 2015, 12:04:08 PM: Ron Avidan's underwear.
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Post by: el numero uno on August 29, 2015, 12:14:19 PM: Shizzo's sex life.
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Post by: funk51 on August 29, 2015, 12:19:49 PM: a statue with a roof over it, so people can admire me and birds can't shit on me... :D :D :D :D
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Post by: Sokolsky on August 29, 2015, 12:20:35 PM: The Yellowstone caldera
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Post by: BlackMetallic on August 29, 2015, 01:05:46 PM: Either one of these on my front lawn would do
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 29, 2015, 01:09:58 PM: Jessica Simpson's exercise bike seat
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Post by: thegamechanger on August 29, 2015, 01:11:30 PM: a rock that falls on your head
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Post by: Uncle Joon on August 29, 2015, 01:12:06 PM: A condom
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Post by: da_vinci on August 29, 2015, 01:13:37 PM: A toilet in females restroom. Come on.. it was a first thought for all of you.
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Post by: thegamechanger on August 29, 2015, 01:14:25 PM: somehow you guys seems to think inanimate objects have a consciousness
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM: Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 29, 2015, 01:12:06 PM
A condom

Enjoy having a cock in you?
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Post by: Uncle Joon on August 29, 2015, 01:18:54 PM: Quote from: Walter Sobchak on August 29, 2015, 01:17:05 PM
Enjoy having a cock in you?

we didn't use any last time babe
we won't again this time, did u manage to get time off work for the 25th?
Who's the chick in your whatsapp profile pic?
xx
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Post by: FitnessFrenzy on August 29, 2015, 01:20:05 PM: Goodrum's steamy morning dump
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Post by: Kwon_2 on August 29, 2015, 01:20:28 PM: Kai Greene's white Towel or Goodrums dildo. (No schlomo)
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Post by: DanzigBrah on August 29, 2015, 01:21:38 PM: I would be a ebony mouthed Fleshlight.
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Post by: Walter Sobchak on August 29, 2015, 01:21:50 PM: Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 29, 2015, 01:18:54 PM
we didn't use any last time babe
we won't again this time, did u manage to get time off work for the 25th?
Who's the chick in your whatsapp profile pic?
xx

The chubby little curryeater will do Anything for attention.

You've ran your course on Getbig you fucking pussy.

Fuck off back to selling used car parts.
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 29, 2015, 01:25:32 PM: This chick's anal plug

(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-SNwHxLybgRs/U7xD0bT5fNI/AAAAAAAAOig/5S4h-ezt29M/s1600/450495410.jpg)
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Post by: da_vinci on August 29, 2015, 01:27:04 PM: Quote from: thegamechanger on August 29, 2015, 01:14:25 PM
somehow you guys seems to think inanimate objects have a consciousness

Doesn't they ???
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Post by: Kwon_2 on August 29, 2015, 01:27:57 PM: Quote from: da_vinci on August 29, 2015, 01:27:04 PM
Doesn't they ???

Inanimate objects = plural.
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Post by: _aj_ on August 29, 2015, 02:24:01 PM: Elizabeth Hurley's 12" dildo.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on August 29, 2015, 02:26:11 PM: A terminator T 1000......
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Post by: King Shizzo on August 29, 2015, 02:27:55 PM: Ron's glasses.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on August 29, 2015, 02:29:20 PM: Quote from: Shizzo on August 29, 2015, 02:27:55 PM
Ron's glasses.
Or Nasser's................. 8)
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Post by: Mitch on August 29, 2015, 02:39:31 PM: a sporty 95DD bra.
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Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 29, 2015, 09:52:36 PM: What is the deal with the Mirage ice machine?
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Post by: Coach is Back! on August 29, 2015, 10:30:25 PM: This chicks bike seat..
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Post by: BlackMetallic on August 29, 2015, 10:59:36 PM: Surprised no one said grapefruit
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Post by: Dr.J on August 29, 2015, 11:31:59 PM: A grapefruit!
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Post by: FermiDirac on August 30, 2015, 12:35:07 AM: Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 29, 2015, 09:52:36 PM
What is the deal with the Mirage ice machine?

Brother of iron, you have 14k+ posts and haven't heard the legendary tales of what happens at the ice machine over at the Mirage? :O
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Post by: ritch on August 30, 2015, 12:37:59 AM: Quote from: BlackMetallic on August 29, 2015, 01:05:46 PM
Either one of these on my front lawn would do

I bet you dress up as a train conductor, whistle around your neck and have nice little choo choo train in your basement.
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Post by: AbrahamG on August 30, 2015, 12:50:47 AM: I'd be Kim Kardashian's lingerie. In particular, her thong.
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Post by: Ken Fresno on August 30, 2015, 12:56:50 AM: An eagal
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Post by: ritch on August 30, 2015, 01:10:52 AM: Quote from: AbrahamG on August 30, 2015, 12:50:47 AM
I'd be Kim Kardashian's lingerie. In particular, her thong.

Always knew you'd wanna be living in the form of some material that absorbs the cum of black men oozing out of a chick's snatch/ass.

Gross...
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Post by: BlackMetallic on August 30, 2015, 10:20:12 AM: Quote from: ritch on August 30, 2015, 12:37:59 AM
I bet you dress up as a train conductor, whistle around your neck and have nice little choo choo train in your basement.

Nah. My dad's got a 20x30 layout in his garage. But he's 77 and can do what he wants.

I could watch a live steam engine all day. Diesel's have no character
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Post by: el numero uno on August 30, 2015, 10:21:02 AM: Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 29, 2015, 10:30:25 PM
This chicks bike seat..

You already have its IQ.
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Post by: Rambone on August 30, 2015, 04:47:00 PM: Navy Mike's lawn mower. I wouldn't have to worry about anybody riding my ass, and I'd just hang in the garage reading some old Flex magazines.
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Post by: SF1900 on August 30, 2015, 04:54:08 PM: Basiles Bicep Supination Machine.
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Post by: AbrahamG on August 30, 2015, 06:46:17 PM: Quote from: ritch on August 30, 2015, 01:10:52 AM
Always knew you'd wanna be living in the form of some material that absorbs the cum of black men oozing out of a chick's snatch/ass.

Gross...

Aw yeah, son.

Two douche's and shower and I'd do everything in the book to that hot fucking pig.
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Post by: LurkerNoMore on August 30, 2015, 07:27:14 PM: Quote from: FermiDirac on August 30, 2015, 12:35:07 AM
Brother of iron, you have 14k+ posts and haven't heard the legendary tales of what happens at the ice machine over at the Mirage? :O

I heard about Bob's Chickys G4P at the Mirage. But never got the ice machine part of it.
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Post by: ritch on August 30, 2015, 08:30:28 PM: Quote from: AbrahamG on August 30, 2015, 06:46:17 PM
Aw yeah, son.

Two douche's and shower and I'd do everything in the book to that hot fucking pig.

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: el numero uno on August 30, 2015, 09:04:06 PM: Quote from: LurkerNoMore on August 30, 2015, 07:27:14 PM
I heard about Bob's Chickys G4P at the Mirage. But never got the ice machine part of it.

The urban myth claims the G4P acts happened in the room 7, next to the ice machine.
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Post by: 240 is Back on August 30, 2015, 10:09:06 PM: a stick of RAM on getbig's server.

or

Anything from Donald Trump's footwear collection... maybe flipflops.
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Post by: sync pulse on August 30, 2015, 10:53:01 PM
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Post by: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2015, 10:58:39 PM: Quote from: el numero uno on August 30, 2015, 10:21:02 AM
You already have its IQ.

Aahhhh, I see. You voted Obama didn't you? Tell the truth.
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Post by: ritch on August 30, 2015, 11:17:20 PM: Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2015, 10:58:39 PM
Aahhhh, I see. You voted Obama didn't you? Tell the truth.

fuck man, getting tired of this political bullshit from you all the time in every thread
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Post by: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2015, 11:35:02 PM: Quote from: ritch on August 30, 2015, 11:17:20 PM
fuck man, getting tired of this political bullshit from you all the time in every thread

Who gives a fuck what you think? Why the fuck else do you think I get stalked all the time? For my training? Two reasons jr. My politics and my faith. So I if say something back in defense of myself you and everyone else can blow me. Are we clear?
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Post by: PJim on August 31, 2015, 12:58:02 AM: Branch Warren's lifts
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Post by: CalvinH on August 31, 2015, 05:25:30 AM: chaos's next cigar.
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Post by: Uncle Joon on August 31, 2015, 05:35:08 AM: Quote from: Coach is Back! on August 30, 2015, 11:35:02 PM
Who gives a fuck what you think? Why the fuck else do you think I get stalked all the time? For my training? Two reasons jr. My politics and my faith. So I if say something back in defense of myself you and everyone else can blow me. Are we clear?

Bring your tone down when addressing Ritch, rumour has it he is an IFBB pro, probably competiting at the Olympia, sure as fuck knows wayyyy more than you about training and diet! He could probably overhead press you with his pinky finger! Don't say I didn't warn you! One man you don't wanna tangle with is Ritch, he is a fucking legend man, a legend I tell you!
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Post by: Coach is Back! on August 31, 2015, 07:47:37 AM: Quote from: Uncle Joon on August 31, 2015, 05:35:08 AM
Bring your tone down when addressing Ritch, rumour has it he is an IFBB pro, probably competiting at the Olympia, sure as fuck knows wayyyy more than you about training and diet! He could probably overhead press you with his pinky finger! Don't say I didn't warn you! One man you don't wanna tangle with is Ritch, he is a fucking legend man, a legend I tell you!

That's great. I actually like ritch but he should know why I get attacked. Now he knows. Btw, I don't train bodybuilders. Stopped doing that in the mid 90's after the last women I train placed in the top 5 at the Ms. Olympia when bodybuilding was real.
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Post by: King Shizzo on August 31, 2015, 07:52:45 AM: I would be Coach's shoe lifts.
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Post by: Dr Dutch on August 31, 2015, 12:29:35 PM: THE ice machine.....
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Post by: El Diablo Blanco on August 31, 2015, 12:30:10 PM: Tbombz big black dildo.