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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Bluto on June 22, 2006, 03:22:29 PM
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Klaus battleing it out with a pair of heavy ass dumbbells
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Klaus proving Arnold wrong - milk is not for babies! Milk builds muscle!
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Future Mr.O
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RARE behind the scenes photograph :o
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Klaus relaxing by the lake, remember, you build muscle while you REST, not in the gym!!
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RARE footage of Klaus' BACK
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that guy is sooooooooooo hardass when it comes to train.....i mean canola oil
sheeet he must be the main stock holder
hardcore str8 up ;D
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Some people just know how to keep it real
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Some people just know how to keep it real
Hahahhaaa yes and klaus aint one of them.... ;D
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Klaus moving massive poundages in the seated chest press machine, brutal hardcore
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Mars is going to have a field day when he see's this thread....he's a big fan of Klaus you know..... :D
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Mars is going to have a field day when he see's this thread....he's a big fan of Klaus you know..... :D
I bet, I bet he's been travelling all over Europe to see him live, from what I know there's a huge show in Germany every year where all the giants are present, I bet Klaus has his own booth there, I bet it's big, I bet it's the highlight. And I hope Mars been there and can tell us stories about it...
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LOL, this guy owns.
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Here's another one, Klaus is getting interviewed, probably for some big television network
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who arms are bigger his or valentino`s?
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Klaus Doring always takes time to consider bigger matters in life.
Always makes sure to give back to those less fortunate in the society.
Ze man from ze future -Ze Doring.
YIP
Zack
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who arms are bigger his or valentino`s?
Don't compare Klaus to that oil filled turd.
Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!
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Obviously, someone didn't get the damn memo!
Klaus threads are allowed on Getbig in the month of December only. You have 5 1/2 months to go before Klausmas!
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The number of idiots in bodybuilding always baffles me.
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The number of idiots in bodybuilding always baffles me.
i'm not surprised by it anymore, seen too many dudes with arms twice the size of their legs to be surprised anymore.
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At least he has more symmerty than Greg
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i'm not surprised by it anymore, seen too many dudes with arms twice the size of their legs to be surprised anymore.
Ouch !
I bet alexxx is crying right now
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that is pathetic!!!how could he or the photogrepher or the girl think he remotely looks good
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The number of idiots in bodybuilding always baffles me.
Only a natural would say that.
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Klaus Doring....
amen
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Does this guy think he is a bodybuilder or actually working to put on that size? Funny, his chest actually resembles Arnold's in his prime.
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Did I hear you mention his chest?
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Did I hear you mention his chest?
Synthol
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:D
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I once heard a story they had to stransport the weights to him with a forklift.. it's unbelievable how strong a human being can be. Ronnie Coleman is a child compared to him.. his nickname is not for nothing the white silverback.
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Did I hear you mention his chest?
Yikes!
This is the pic I was referring to:
RARE behind the scenes photograph :o
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479 views of this thread so far, I had the feeling it would be popular, let's have some more pictures
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Synthol
no way! :o
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either you have it or you dont. klaus was given the gift of genetics unlike anyone else, and he's capitalizing on it. unbelievable for a natural, just simply amazing. many people dont know that what is now called the Symmetry round was created after ben weider viewed klaus's physique and realized such amazing flow and balance should be set as a standard for all to be judged upon.
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SHIT OH MY GOD SHIT!!!
tHIS GUY´S CHEST IS MORE MASSIVE THAN MARCUS RUHLS, OHH BOY, AND I THOUGHT RONNIE WAS GONNA WIN THE O THIS YEAR!
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monster nip slip.
Klaus moving massive poundages in the seated chest press machine, brutal hardcore
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SHIT OH MY GOD SHIT!!!
tHIS GUY´S CHEST IS MORE MASSIVE THAN MARCUS RUHLS, OHH BOY, AND I THOUGHT RONNIE WAS GONNA WIN THE O THIS YEAR!
well you thought wrong!
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Only a natural would say that.
Yeah because the roided out idiots don't realize it anymore. ;D
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Ok, ok, stop pm'ing me! I WILL post more photos of Klaus, don't sweat it guys!, damn! My mailbox is smokin' hot!
There... a modern Tarzan, with a physique the original Tarzan, Johnny Weismuller could only dream about
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Check out that feature of strength, he carries that chick like she's nothing, like a feather! Hell he doesn't even look bothered at all, it's a natural thing for him, something he was born to do, look at the flex, look at the peak of those bi's! Mountain peaks!!!
I dare you to find a picture of any other bodybuilder, that carries a chick so lightly on his shoulders while doing that incredible pose of flexing his biceps, with no effort whatsoever, and without breaking a sweat!
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I cant believe you haters! Klaus is jacked to the moon and all you dweebs can do is take pot shots at him. We should all be so
oil filled well built.
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This guy is a beast!!! :o :o
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Klaus is the only one so far, that got Sarcasm's "sign of approval" for well defined, true, monster triceps
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Yes this guy certainly has the monster triceps. mass with class.
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Weapons of mass destruction for sure
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I haven't seen that last shot, was it in MD?
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Yes they had a Klaus-special in the German edition in May, it was 48 pages including a pull out poster 2x3 meters !!!
Price? 20 but I think it was worth it, a collector item for sure.
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Here's another one, I don't remember the background to this picture, but I think Klaus was stung by a bee when he was out on a camping trip in the german wilderness
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now i know why i am paying 3 bucks a gallon for gas cock sucker
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Klaus doesn't dodge bullets, bullets dodge Klaus.
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Klaus relaxing by the lake, remember, you build muscle while you REST, not in the gym!!
Squad....Remind me to bitchslap this friggin idiot if I ever run into him. That just pisses me off.
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Squad....Remind me to bitchslap this friggin idiot if I ever run into him. That just pisses me off.
jealousy will only fuel klaus's greatness....your hate makes him stronger
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Obviously, someone didn't get the damn memo!
Klaus threads are allowed on Getbig in the month of December only. You have 5 1/2 months to go before Klausmas!
Yeah! for fcuks sake it isn't December yet. No Klaus Threads allowed until then. Thought everyone knew that 8)
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Klaus, always taking time to shake hands with the fans, and no he didn't charge $20
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86252;image)
LOL! Arms bigger than Coleman, legs smaller than Arvilla! ;D
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Nothing wrong with that, the upper body is SUPPOSE to be bigger, much bigger, than the lower
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I've seen some shots of his leggs, they are friggin big but in these photo's they appear to look like colemans size.
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Good point, just because the legs are nothing like his upper body, doesn't say anything since they're HUGE
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Is it true that there are about a few people in this world know about his training and nutrition regime Bluto?
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Is it true that there are about a few people in this world know about his training and nutrition regime Bluto?
Yes. as friendly and as approachable as Klaus is to fans and photographers, he's very secretive about his training methods, let me tell you this much, you don't build big guns like that with your average barbell curling routine.
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I don't think there are real secrets because with the poundages Klaus uses their is no need for special secrets.
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Well here's another picture :)
As you can see it's autographed
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Hey Bluto any pics of his leg's? And does Klaus have a training video ? Very impressive
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His training videos are very hard to come by, maybe once a year they can be found on http://www.ebay.de and every time they start a bidding war and ends with a winning price of hundreds of dollars
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I must be late here but who in the hell is this assclown? Bad enough there gregg valentino and now we got this nut. I could see him pulling up to the back of a restaurant and taking all their used grease away.
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The number of idiots in bodybuilding always baffles me.
Well you too. Mister insecure!
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Only a natural would say that.
Well..I dont.
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I must be late here but who in the hell is this assclown? Bad enough there gregg valentino and now we got this nut. I could see him pulling up to the back of a restaurant and taking all their used grease away.
Some day you will understand.... :-\
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Klaus is god
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Klaus is what made me become a bodybuilder in the first place" - IFBB professional
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Klaus Doring is reportedly training in Howard "Freakazoid" White's dungeon from time to time.
Thrusting ungodly poundages, with the only two creatures who are able to hang with Der Klaus for even shorter periods of time, Howard "Brains and Brawns" White and J-Aramy "Hoss Dawwg" Freeman.
And for those who questions Klaus Doring, pointing to him being all red, that being and indicator on somehow that the pics are only computerized images: The shine comes from the Cell-TECH that he is coated with during the time travel.
Even such a marvelous specimen as Das Klaus needs to protect his corpse from the strains of time travel.
You will understand.
In ze future.
YIP
Zack
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Cell-Tech eh? I too have been thinking of trying these products, but I've been put off by people saying "it's no good" coming to think of it, maybe they just say that to have their massive gains to themselves?
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Klaus Doring? Who honestly is this freaking guy? Never seen him in any mag or anything. Ungodly weight? Yea sure is tough caring pounds of lard around like he is in those arms. I am all for massive jacked up bodybuilders but look at this fucking guy. At least Ruhl doesnt go that far overboard or Ronnie. This guy should be on the circus tour. He would make great money.
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Klaus Doring? Who honestly is this freaking guy? Never seen him in any mag or anything. Ungodly weight? Yea sure is tough caring pounds of lard around like he is in those arms. I am all for massive jacked up bodybuilders but look at this fucking guy. At least Ruhl doesnt go that far overboard or Ronnie. This guy should be on the circus tour. He would make great money.
Keep on drinking that Haterade.
800 lbs benches? For REPS?
Ass to calves squatting, 950 lbs, belt only (Doring doesn't consider lifts with belt "raw")? Again, for reps?
Shoulder pressing, schlepping?
Case Klaused.
Doring.
Klaus Doring.
YIP
Zack
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Klaus, always taking time to shake hands with the fans, and no he didn't charge $20
monster legs
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Keep on drinking that Haterade.
800 lbs benches? For REPS?
Ass to calves squatting, 950 lbs, belt only (Doring doesn't consider lifts with belt "raw")? Again, for reps?
Shoulder pressing, schlepping?
Case Klaused.
Doring.
Klaus Doring.
YIP
Zack
Is that right? 800 for reps. If Im drinking haterade then you must have hits of some good acid in whatever it is you're drinking. Case Klaused? Right. ;D
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Whats great with Klaus is that he ALWAYS have oil at hand...quite usefull for all moments that crave some spontanious flexing. What a guy. And he does it all for us bitches.
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klaus = un-human :o :o
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A quote from Klaus in a German bodybuilding magazine "Physique spaB"
"I love it when people come up to me and say i'm twice the size of Ronnie Coleman, i respect Ron he's a hard worker but in the end it all comes to genetics and i think i win that game size and strength wise.. if i want to do competitions once? haha noway people get me in das ridiculous thongs, a real man doesn't pose".
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wise decision. we've seen plenty of times what happens to people that pose in thongs, is there a single professional bodybuilder that hasn't been ridiculed on getbig? i doubt it.
Klaus however, is untouched, has an ever increasing large following and people respect him. I've yet to see threads like "Dorian vs Klaus" or "Ronnie vs Klaus" where people compare weak spots and try to ridicule the other - reasons? Klaus cannot be ridiculed and he has no weak spots to begin with.
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wise decision. we've seen plenty of times what happens to people that pose in thongs, is there a single professional bodybuilder that hasn't been ridiculed on getbig? i doubt it.
Klaus however, is untouched, has an ever increasing large following and people respect him. I've yet to see threads like "Dorian vs Klaus" or "Ronnie vs Klaus" where people compare weak spots and try to ridicule the other - reasons? Klaus cannot be ridiculed and he has no weak spots to begin with.
Does Klaus have any kids? ???
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Does Klaus have any kids? ???
He's ben known to breed with a woman for every country, as to secure the Doring lineage for the future.
However, it's all secretive, as he considers us all his children and doesn't want to cause jealousy.
However, names always goes around...
I wouldn't be surprised if Tom and Katie's baby grows up to be a giant of a man.
Stella McCarthney? Stella Doring? I know Klaus is just happy to help.
Intelligent, extremely muscular, kind.
Doring. Klaus Doring.
YIP
Zack
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I have being saving all year to buy his video, i have $2000 to spend and when the bidding war starts i will buy it.
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I have being saving all year to buy his video, i have $2000 to spend and when the bidding war starts i will buy it.
There are only a measly 5 million copies. Expected price is somewhere around $4000-5000.
All money will go to fight famine and poverty in Africa - The Doring Afro-TECH Project: Doring is going to bring a group of elite scientists down to Africa and help educate the people in producing extreme carb load drinks from dirty water and what the earth can offer.
All while reading Kafka, Henry Miller and Sartre in the evenings.
YIP
Zack
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Yes Klaus is a class act. he doesn't care about money like these bitchy pro's of today who want to show off with their hummers.
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Not that a Hummer would be big enough for transportation anyway...
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True Bluto, btw i will soon post a never seen before picture of Klaus with a true fan (Mike Matarazzo).
Stay tuned!!
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He's ben known to breed with a woman for every country, as to secure the Doring lineage for the future.
However, it's all secretive, as he considers us all his children and doesn't want to cause jealousy.
However, names always goes around...
I wouldn't be surprised if Tom and Katie's baby grows up to be a giant of a man.
Stella McCarthney? Stella Doring? I know Klaus is just happy to help.
Intelligent, extremely muscular, kind.
Doring. Klaus Doring.
YIP
Zack
Perhaps Klaus has fathered some getbiggers! :o Who are the likely candidates?
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Perhaps Klaus has fathered some getbiggers! :o Who are the likely candidates?
Let me put it this way: I have a good idea of who he DIDN'T father...
YIP
Zack
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A quote from Klaus in a German bodybuilding magazine "Physique spaB"
"I love it when people come up to me and say i'm twice the size of Ronnie Coleman, i respect Ron he's a hard worker but in the end it all comes to genetics and i think i win that game size and strength wise.. if i want to do competitions once? haha noway people get me in das ridiculous thongs, a real man doesn't pose".
That's funnier than the "weightlifting gone wrong" post, a few threads up.
Klaus has rolled a giant snake eyes in the genetics department
...but has struck oil in other areas ;D
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...but has struck oil in other areas ;D
I don't get it. ???
People sometimes ask for nutritional advices from ze great Klaus.
Or shall I zay: All ze time.
Ze zekret iz poverfull karb loading after ze wörköuts. Das fingerspitzgefühl.
Right now, Der Klaus is with Das German Team in Fussball, and iz key in changing the boring German Vay off Fussball to the Happy Fussball ov ze future.
Klinsmann und Klaus - Guld?
YIP
Zack
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hedgehog, is it true that klaus turned down an offer to play as captain for the german national team, stating that he repected ronaldo as a footballer and didnt want to interfere with his finally getting the goal record this year?
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hedgehog, is it true that klaus turned down an offer to play as captain for the german national team, stating that he repected ronaldo as a footballer and didnt want to interfere with his finally getting the goal record this year?
Actually, he didn't only turn down an offer to captain the German team.
As the great man he is, he brought his insightful knowledge on training to help the Team Brazil getting in shape.
Doring. Klaus Doring.
YIP
Zack
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sticky it! legendary thread right here.
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sticky it! legendary thread right here.
you are revisiting all your old threads today, are you in a sentimental mood today Bluto?
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you are revisiting all your old threads today, are you in a sentimental mood today Bluto?
There's still a lot of life left in those threads! No need to invent the wheel over and over again!
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There's still a lot of life left in those threads! No need to invent the wheel over and over again!
That´s the perfect answer.
You are a Swede approved poster.
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I'm disapointed, I was under the impression that I will see NEW images of Doring, however all these images have
been posted on my Doring Gallery: http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=144&album=1&gallery=4 :(
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Klaus looking brutiful 8)
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Klaus is on a whole new level of muscle evolvement as these guys of the ifbb today. hes incredible strong too.
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ifbb are afraid to let doring compete for them.
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I can't ever pass a Klaus thread and not pay homage to the master.
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Bump for Klaus :o :o :o
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Klaus battleing it out with a pair of heavy ass dumbbells
lol...poster boy for synthol right there.
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lol...poster boy for synthol right there.
Post reported for defamation of ueberhuman work-ethics >:(
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Post reported for defamation of ueberhuman work-ethics >:(
Huh ???
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Huh ???
You didn't realize the blasphemy of your words?
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You didn't realize the blasphemy of your words?
Uh....no. :-\
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Here is some old training partner and political tie-in of Klaus with the Bundesunion...
Kanzler "The Beast" Kohl
At 6'4" and 554lb he was, and stil isl, the biggest pro in germany -> Kohl-man.
Unluckily he couldn't get his bf under 70 7%.... so he stopped his bodybuilding career and entered politics.
He would later receive world recognition by forcing Stark, known as the catabolic pest, to leave glorious Germany for sodomistic Ireland.
History lesson over.
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Uh....no. :-\
The Klaus.files shall expand your wisdom... http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=194532.0
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A quote from Klaus in a German bodybuilding magazine "Physique spaB"
"I love it when people come up to me and say i'm twice the size of Ronnie Coleman, i respect Ron he's a hard worker but in the end it all comes to genetics and i think i win that game size and strength wise.. if i want to do competitions once? haha noway people get me in das ridiculous thongs, a real man doesn't pose".
Klaus, a real fucking man!
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You'll hear a lot about the 8% of the men in Asia who are direct descendants of Genghis Khan.
What you won't hear is that Klaus Döring is in fact Genghis Khan's father.
Klaus Döring: centuries of discretion guaranteed.
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Here is some old training partner and political tie-in of Klaus with the Bundesunion...
Kanzler "The Beast" Kohl
At 6'4" and 554lb he was, and stil isl, the biggest pro in germany -> Kohl-man.
Unluckily he couldn't get his bf under 70 7%.... so he stopped his bodybuilding career and entered politics.
He would later receive world recognition by forcing Stark, known as the catabolic pest, to leave glorious Germany for sodomistic Ireland.
History lesson over.
hahahah also called Die Birne ;D
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Klaus never goes out of style. Who knows what that superman is up to.
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This thread is gayer than rainbow warriors eating skittles.
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This thread is gayer than rainbow warriors eating skittles.
What's gay is putting a woman in your avatar to try to convince people youre straight. ::)
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What's gay is putting a woman in your avatar to try to convince people youre straight. ::)
What's gay is your use of the English vernacular.
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What's gay is your use of the English vernacular.
You're listed as a competitor, doesnt that mean you get oiled up on stage in a thong?
Lemme tell you it takes a lot more than a fatass brazilian as an avatar to try to convince us that you're straight.
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You're listed as a competitor, doesnt that mean you get oiled up on stage in a thong?
Lemme tell you it takes a lot more than a fatass brazilian as an avatar to try to convince us that you're straight.
Epic projections. You could never put together a physique worthy of standing on stage let alone compete doing you Sweating to the Oldies workout.
Judging by your post count you log a lot of hours on a site dedicated to males in thongs. It takes more than you calling everyone else gay to convince ppl you're not.
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Epic projections. You could never put together a physique worthy of standing on stage let alone compete doing you Sweating to the Oldies workout.
Judging by your post count you log a lot of hours on a site dedicated to males in thongs. It takes more than you calling everyone else gay to convince ppl you're not.
There's not a single thong in this thread, yet you come in here bitching about it being gay when at the same time you're the one that let men "oil you up" after you've "pumped up" and then you rush on stage to "perform" in front of an all men audience and all or mostly male jury that "judge" you while you "flex" !
I don't really think you're in a position to throw "gayer than"-comments around. ;D
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There's not a single thong in this thread, yet you come in here bitching about it being gay when at the same time you're the one that let men "oil you up" after you've "pumped up" and then you rush on stage to "perform" in front of an all men audience and all or mostly male jury that "judge" you while you "flex" !
I don't really think you're in a position to throw "gayer than"-comments around. ;D
Ok Team Levrone, Team Nasser, pissed cause Chuck Liddel's getting married. Pissed cause he's off the market. Cranky this mornin aint cha. Your mom called, she says you need a nap.
Gayer than using the tired oiled up posing trunks bit.
Let me guess you started the appreciation thread cause he likes the semen as much as you? However you prefer your's straight from the tap.
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=80431.0;attach=86140;image)
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when you coming outta the closet? that avatar aint fooling nobody son.
there's only 2 kinds of people who use that stuff:
12 year old virgins on video games-forums
and gay men as a cover up so people wont think theyre gay.
now you're no 12 year old, and this aint no video game forum so that kinda narrow it down doesnt it? :D
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when you coming outta the closet? that avatar aint fooling nobody son.
there's only 2 kinds of people who use that stuff:
12 year old virgins on video games-forums
and gay men as a cover up so people wont think theyre gay.
now you're no 12 year old, and this aint no video game forum so that kinda narrow it down doesnt it? :D
sounds like your talking from experience. :D
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sounds like your talking from experience. :D
Bluto's denial for his love of cock has him projecting gayness onto everyone else. Sorry to shatter your ego, but the only fag here is you. You're not amongst your peers. Maybe try again when Earl or GayBM log on.
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Bluto's denial for his love of cock has him projecting gayness onto everyone else. Sorry to shatter your ego, but the only fag here is you. You're not amongst your peers. Maybe try again when Earl or GayBM log on.
There you go again with youre gay and cock-comments.
This is a thread about Klaus Doring - you come into it and post gay comments.
Then we have a thread about a man and a woman, again you start talking about cocks.
Then there was a thread about people fighting on dvd - again you start talking about sucking cocks.
And that's just 3 threads from today. I'm sure there's hundreds over the time you been registered here.
Why is it every single post you make have gay reference no matter what is being discussed? Apparantely it's something ON YOUR MIND otherwise you wouldnt be posting it - you first need to THINK ABOUT IT, before you form a sentence and POST ABOUT IT. right?
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left it wide open
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(http://www.dirtytalkingwife.com/galleries/girlgirl/images/699.JPG)
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I'm disapointed, I was under the impression that I will see NEW images of Doring, however all these images have
been posted on my Doring Gallery: http://www.gymstories.com/?page_id=144&album=1&gallery=4 :(
Imagine that...... ::)
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There you go again with youre gay and cock-comments.
This is a thread about Klaus Doring - you come into it and post gay comments.
Then we have a thread about a man and a woman, again you start talking about cocks.
Then there was a thread about people fighting on dvd - again you start talking about sucking cocks.
And that's just 3 threads from today. I'm sure there's hundreds over the time you been registered here.
Why is it every single post you make have gay reference no matter what is being discussed? Apparantely it's something ON YOUR MIND otherwise you wouldnt be posting it - you first need to THINK ABOUT IT, before you form a sentence and POST ABOUT IT. right?
Brutal defense mechanism, you try way to hard.