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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: bigmc on October 11, 2013, 05:57:39 AM
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I was watching ufc prime time last night
they had Jamey varner and the kid who is fighting gsp on doing one of those Sparta races 33386 is always banging on about
at the start they were all stood in a huddle shouting we are Sparta etc
most of them were taking part without tops on
some had war paint on
my question is this
wtf?
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Gayer than getting all sweaty and rolling around on the floor trying to take another mans back.
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Spartan,Tough Mudder and those seem like to much work.The Warrior dash's that I've done are fun.A little bit of a challenge but not extremely difficult and a helluva party afterwards.
...they have bands playing,beer and food tents.everybody hangs out after they finish and have a good time...we have even tailgated in the parking lot.
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Lmfao. And GoRck makes tough Mudder and spartan race look like romper room. Man up will ya?
No intrest honestly.
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there are no words :-X
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Did the tough mudder last june. Did not see the gayness that I've seen in the videos posted. Just a cool vibe.
Spartan race in Fenway might prove otherwise.
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Come on just do it once.
Midget on midget peer pressure.
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Midget on midget peer pressure.
;D
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Midget on midget peer pressure.
He's shorter then me >:(
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He's shorter then me >:(
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I'd never be caught dead in a vest >:(
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Lol. Sign up for something hard will you ?
My bb friend got wrecked on a spartan sprint.
ten years ago maybe
it would kill me
the event itself
but more so the shame of having to shout arooggaa
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Ha I got to go with that good tune.
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:D
Lol @ acting like those things are so tough while you're struggling to keep up with the floppy titted fat chick. ;D
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Grape had a really good time in this race - he is a real sleeper on this board. He had a good time
Thanks, man….I honestly believe with one under my belt now I can get to the 5-6%.
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Thanks, man….I honestly believe with one under my belt now I can get to the 5-6%.
Say's the guy with no pic ::)
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Say's the guy with no pic ::)
Too many lunatics here…. ;D
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Grape did not look like I ever imagined - but he is very fit and in really good shape. No Homo
Always claimed twink status - 5'9, 180…...
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I'm only 15lbs heavier
why are you running in gloves
in case you need to throw some hands ???
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Better grip on the walls, joist, monkey bars, etc. Also just a habit at this point too. I hate the damn headband I had to wear - look like a mental patient,
Why the headband then?
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They used to have the bob number w safety pins - but Fenway park made them have to not use any safety pins. The only way to tag photos is w the headband if not for the headband. But w all have a timer chip on our wrist
Got ya
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;D
That net obstacle is really easy. If they somehow made the top a flat, 10-20 ft length of net, then it would be difficult.
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This?
(http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7012/6838426965_9235c4bd14_b.jpg)
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God forbid you two use the thread about these runs ::)
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God forbid you two use the thread about these runs ::)
My bad. I forgot it's much more riveting to find out what machine you sat on this week to isolate your rear delts.
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My bad. I forgot it's much more riveting to find out what machine you sat on this week to isolate your rear delts.
Don't make me use my epic mod powers on you and move these posts >:(
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Don't make me use my epic mod powers on you and move these posts >:(
I'll be good.... :'(
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Danielson left.
Military Press
Side Db laterals
Barbell Curl
Soul crushers oh wait Skull crushers
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Don't make me use my epic mod powers on you and move these posts >:(
Has that twink ever posted a pic of himself?
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Has that twink ever posted a pic of himself?
He pm'd me a pic ::)
...he did get bonus points cuz it showed him taking batting practice in Fenway park!
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I met grape in person - he is very fit and in really good shape. Better than you guys would and I expected.
He finished in a great time at Spartan Race too for a first timer.
did you guys wrestle
grape is a good y boarder imo 8)
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He pm'd me a pic ::)
...he did get bonus points cuz it showed him taking batting practice in Fenway park!
The one with the bedazzled thong?
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did you guys wrestle
grape is a good y boarder imo 8)
Says the guy who thinks booty is a good Y boarder ::)
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The one with the bedazzled thong?
Wait,you also got that one :o ???
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Says the guy who thinks booty is a good Y boarder ::)
never said that
just that she is better than you :-X
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never said that
just that she is better than you :-X
That's not what....
...ah never mind...
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That's not what....
...ah never mind...
He has to post a pic on soapy Studs. You got to do that to qualify.
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Lifting thread....where art thou ???
::)
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Lifting thread....where art thou ???
::)
its calvins thread
turned into a car crash :o
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I lift more than you in one night than you do in a month. PM when you are ready to kick it in high gear ;)
Lol, when I'm ready to revert down to your level, you'll be the first one I call.
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LMFAO - difference is I can do what you can - you cant do what I can. ;)
chaos is a strong mofo
im guessing he could lift a lot more than you
that being said he probably gasses out walking up stairs :D
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chaos is a strong mofo
im guessing he could lift a lot more than you
that being said he probably gasses out walking up stairs :D
Chaos only gasses on stairs when he forgets to take off the 700 lb yoke.
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chaos is a strong mofo
im guessing he could lift a lot more than you
that being said he probably gasses out walking up stairs :D
Keep guessing! :-*
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chaos is a strong mofo
im guessing he could lift a lot more than you
that being said he probably gasses out walking up stairs :D
chaos takes the elevator.
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chaos takes the elevator.
Keep guessing! :-*
;D
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Correct - they need a crane for your fat ass
Couldn't cut it in the SEALs so you act tough while running next to 50-something year old bored housewives?
::) :D
Oh yeah, hit shoulders today.
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Couldn't cut it in the SEALs so you act tough while running next to 50-something year old bored housewives?
::) :D
Oh yeah, hit shoulders today.
Dont make him open a water bottle of whoop-ass on you!
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=276827.0;attach=542854;image)
Thanks, dude!
I had a really shitty week, and that made me literally laugh out loud for the first time tonight. I will look at it again after my third shot for shits and giggles.
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Thanks, dude!
I had a really shitty week, and that made me literally laugh out loud for the first time tonight. I will look at it again after my third shot for shits and giggles.
I thought you like that even soul crusher laughed.
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I thought you like that even soul crusher laughed.
With your permission, I would like to use this shop to bump the original Bobby Sly thread. Of course I will credit you as the artist.
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With your permission, I would like to use this shop to bump the original Bobby Sly thread. Of course I will credit you as the artist.
No problem go for it.
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Heavy shoulders with band pull aparts
Heavy bench with cable board
Got 2 miles into my run when I had to turn around and go home for a call out...literally sat in a truck for 8 hours after we were told to gear up..then they gave us a stand down
Bench
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Keep guessing! :-*
one day we will lift brother
im in the states again next year :)
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Biceps and triceps today...
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No problem go for it.
Stupid STella beat me to it!
>:(
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Stupid STella beat me to it!
>:(
She dropped Thunderfoot!
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She dropped Thunderfoot!
:D
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Stupid STella beat me to it!
>:(
Stella has always been a friend of mine I will speak with her on this.
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Stella answered one of my pms five years ago I will speak with her on this.
fixed
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fixed
8)
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Stella has always been a friend of mine I will speak with her on this.
Layeth the smacketh...
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T bar rowed 40 kilos on Saturday for back. I am stoked!
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T bar rowed 40 kilos on Saturday for back. I am stoked!
damn, how many reps?
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damn, how many reps?
I did two sets at 6 reps each set. First set was 25 kilos for 15 reps. Then 30 kilos for 12 reps. 35 kilos for 10 reps and then last two sets @ 40 kilos 6 reps. I had done one armed DB rowes @ four sets at 20 kilos first. After my t bar rowes I did pully rowes for 5 sets and then lat pull downs to front for 3 sets. I finished off with four sets of DB curls for bis.
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I did two sets at 6 reps each set. First set was 25 kilos for 15 reps. Then 30 kilos for 12 reps. 35 kilos for 10 reps and then last two sets @ 40 kilos 6 reps. I had done one armed DB rowes @ four sets at 20 kilos first. After my t bar rowes I did pully rowes for 5 sets and then lat pull downs to front for 3 sets. I finished off with four sets of DB curls for bis.
Cool, sounds like you're a pretty strong sheila. ;D
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Cool, sounds like you're a pretty strong sheila. ;D
You have the Aussie lingo down. :D
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You have the Aussie lingo down. :D
;D
Do you know what a Kombi is? ???
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;D
Do you know what a Kombi is? ???
No... Do tell
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No... Do tell
;D
The lyrics are about an Australian traveller circling the globe, proud of his nationality, and about his interactions with people he meets on his travels who are interested in his home country.
One of the verses refers to Vegemite sandwiches, among other things; the particular lyric "He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich" has become a well-known phrase.[5]
Slang and drug terms are used in the lyrics:
Travelling in a fried-out Kombi, on a hippie trail, head full of zombie.
In Australian slang "fried-out" means overheated,[6] Kombi refers to the Volkswagen Type 2 combination van,[5][6] and having "a head full of zombie" refers to the use of a type of marijuana.[5][6] Cultural slang is also used: after the second verse the refrain is "where the beer does flow and men chunder"; "chunder" means vomit.[5]
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I forgot Kombi was a van. I never see them on the roads anymore. We have become quite Americanized when it comes to cars.
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I forgot Kombi was a van. I never see them on the roads anymore. We have become quite Americanized when it comes to cars.
Watch out next thing you know Basile will be coming down your road in a white ice cream van.
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Watch out next thing you know Basile will be coming down your road in a white ice cream van.
i am staying indoors then. :-X
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i am staying indoors then. :-X
;D
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Watch out next thing you know Basile will be coming down your road in a white ice cream van.
Vince Basile just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
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I'll get it back on track.
Seated Reverse pec dec
Seated Machine back thingy
Seated Machine shrug
Seated Lat pull down overhand wide x 3
Seated Lat pull down narrow overhand x3
Seated Lat pull down underhand narrow x 3
Seated Lat pull down underhand wide x 3
Seated Strict lat pull down, no swing x3
Seated Concentration curls
Seated Tricep kickbacks
abs
That's alot of sitting down.
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That's alot of sitting down.
He aint hittin legs. ::)
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He aint hittin legs. ::)
Thanks Captain Obvious! :-*
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Thanks Captain Obvious! :-*
No kidding....I think he missed that one...
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Day 1
Warmup - Pullup / Pushup / Run pyramid:
1 pullup run 50m - 2 pushup - run 50m - 2pullups - run 50m 4 pushups...continue to 10 pullups/20 pushups
Hellacious 100s:
Do 100 reps of the following exercises in as few sets as possible in circuit fashion:
100 calories burned as fast as you can using elliptical, bike,treadmillm, or rower (max out resistance / incline)
100 pullups
100 bench press at 135# or 100 TRX Atomic Pushups
100 squats 135#
100 push press at 95#
100 situps - 1 min sets
100 calories burned as fast as you can again
Run 20 minutes, 20 min ruck, or 20 min swim with fins
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This guy is going to kill me w these workouts. But I nailed it yesterday w Ruck Run averaging less than 11:00 / mile and 2 hours of cardio afterwards.
So pain now - success later.
That 100s thing is nuts. The pullups alone are sick.
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www.weightwatchers.com
You're their new spokeswoman?
*Damn autocorrect.
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No kidding....I think he missed that one...
Easy Grape Spider Monkey. You and cankles need to get your sarcasm meters recalibrated.
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Schmoetoppa drinking the bad moonshine in this thread.
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Lifting thread, lifting thread, wherefore art thou lifting thread?
Read about my strength increase in back on t- bar rowes. ;D
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Punched a clown
Ate half a box of matches
Masturbated to a video about the invention of the toaster
500 calories burned!
Bench
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Do you even lift any more?
I lifted the pages of some book by a Navy seal to wipe my ass earlier.
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Lol. You would not last 5 minutes doing any real physucal exertion wo having a stroke
Keep telling yourself that. ::)
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Arms and stuff.
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Prove it! Flipping a tire takes 15 seconds. Flip it five times - ok 1 minute
Try 8 times in one minute!! >:(
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Ok lets keep souls go ruck stuff in this thread.
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Ok lets keep souls go ruck stuff in this thread.
Arms and stuff.
brutal moderating skills ::)
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Ok lets keep souls go fuck himself in this thread.
:o
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brutal moderating skills ::)
Some other mod was to lazy to do it ::)
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Some other mod was to lazy to do it ::)
LEAVE DANIELSON ALONE!!!!
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LEAVE DANIELSON ALONE!!!!
Whatever happened to that dude ???
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Whatever happened to that dude ???
He only posts under his Wolfox gimmick.
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Some other mod was to lazy to do it ::)
I had to delete a post last week
im all tired out
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I had to delete a post last week
im all tired out
>:(
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I had to delete a post last week
im all tired out
I hear you. Last week Arce found the sports forum and started five threads that I had to merge. They were as follows:
kobe
lakers
bryant
la
kobe
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Whatever happened to that dude ???
Why is Dildoson still a mod ::)
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Less than a week to go. Nervous.
Wasted energy. You'll be fine. You've put in plenty of effort, so don't sweat it.
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Less than a week to go. Nervous.
You're overtrained, I predict you'll fail about 2/3 of the way through.
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You're overtrained, I predict you'll fail about 2/3 of the way through.
:o
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:o
???
He's obviously bitten off more than he can handle.
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???
He's obviously bitten off more than he can handle.
Calvin does not lift anymore.
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Lmfao. You cant handle shit
I could not get a water bottle top today had to call in chaos but he did not answer so I just suffered.
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Lmfao. You cant handle shit
I'm not the one about to be embarrassed by a bunch of overweight bored housewives. ;)
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calvin > lifting
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calvin > lifting
He justs lifts now and then. Mostly hangs out on the beach.
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He justs lifts now and then. Mostly hangs out on the beach.
Mostly face down in the sand.
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Mostly face down in the sand.
Clavin once told me that his favorite drink is his next!
:o ;D
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Clavin once told me that his favorite drink is his next!
:o ;D
;D
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Clavin once told me that his favorite drink is his next!
:o ;D
haha lush
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haha lush
Will you have pancakes or just a grape drank in the morning?
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First conditioning in two weeks - rested after Spartan to give twink bones/joints a break.
Seconds Interval timer for iOS is great....just found it.
All exercises for 20 seconds, 5 seconds rest between stations: 3 circuits
Goblet squat
TRX underhand row
pushup
Swiss ball plank
Farmers walk
MB slam
Box Jump 24"
Swiss ball ab curl
Band pull
Hammer curl
Battle rope
Ruck sandbag row
Man, did I lose conditioning quickly, but also never incorporated all that equipment in my basement. Guess I can bag the gym membership.
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First conditioning in two weeks - rested after Spartan to give twink bones/joints a break.
Seconds Interval timer for iOS is great....just found it.
All exercises for 20 seconds, 5 seconds rest between stations: 3 circuits
Goblet squat
TRX underhand row
pushup
Swiss ball plank
Farmers walk
MB slam
Box Jump 24"
Swiss ball ab curl
Band pull
Hammer curl
Battle rope
Ruck sandbag row
Man, did I lose conditioning quickly, but also never incorporated all that equipment in my basement. Guess I can bag the gym membership.
Man hold up soul crusher has influenced you.
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Man hold up soul crusher has influenced you.
Heck yeah. I can do that training and go easy on the joints.
I still do Wendler 5/3/1 for box squatting and close bench (easier on shoulders than bench for now)
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Guess what you fat fuck - at least I test myself. Maybe I have bitten off more than I can chew - maybe I haven't - by this time next week we will know.
Now go get your box of donuts and chow down tubby
Don't take out your failures on me!!
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LOL - so far everything I have done this year I have accomplished fine. Spartan Race - top 7%, Merrell D&D - top 5%, CMC Top 3%, GoRuck Light - 2x done, GoRuck Challenge - done.
I am going for the 24+ Hour beat the fuck down over 50 plus miles. I trained my balls off for this. I hope I pass and have worked for this far harder than you have for anything in your life.
You are a fat fuck who is little more than sideliner at best. When you are ready to step in the arena pm me or grape - we can give you tips to get ready fatty. May take you 1 year to get in any type of shape that is not laugh inducing, but if you want it - no grudges - just pm us when you are ready.
FYI - Grape is in great shape and way better than he lets on here.
It's not too late for you to pack in your vagina and back out of the little race.
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LOL - no backing out. I have worked my ass off for this. I wont quit and will only get dropped by the Cadre if that is his choice.
Unlike you who just eat like a pig and flips a tire here or there - I actually challenge myself to harder and harder events.
Dude - you cant even run 400 yards wo dying - think about that you obese land whale
You must be so nervous about being a failure in front of all those people. :-[
Everyone staring at you as you realize you're just not good enough. :'(
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Well - we were a group of 25 or so - and so far a week out 5 have already dropped out. So this thing is scaring the fuck out of people. Not me - I will go and give it my all. If I fail - I fail - but not for lack of trying or training.
GoRuck Heavy is serious fucking business
GORUCK HEAVY
GORUCK Heavy is a 24+ hour dose of Special Operations training. It is not for the faint of heart, but our hope is that all who start will finish together. There will be more physical and mental stress, which means more leadership and teamwork training – than in GORUCK Light or the GORUCK Challenge – some lessons can only be learned through time, and 24+ hours is a lot of time.
It is our hope that the lessons you take away in leadership and pushing beyond your perceived physical and mental limitations will serve you long beyond these 24 hours.
You will be with a group of up to 30 fellow participants (aka members of your new GORUCK family) and one Cadre, an experienced Special Operations member who will lead your class to become one team. This is not a race, ever.
And it’s not nothing.
If you’re wondering about GORUCK Selection and/or entering into a Special Operations career, this is a great place to start.
Those who complete GORUCK Heavy will earn the GORUCK Heavy patch, which will never be for sale. Upon completion, you are also qualified to participate in our Capstone Events and GORUCK Scavenger.
You must be 18 to participate in GORUCK Heavy.
https://www.goruck.com/en/heavy
Sounds kinda weak.
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chaos trolling to che like levels in this thread 8)
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Can't wait to read all of Pole Munchers excuses about why he "had to quit". ::)
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Can't wait to read all of Pole Munchers excuses about why he "had to quit". ::)
Torn labia.
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Well - we were a group of 25 or so - and so far a week out 5 have already dropped out. So this thing is scaring the fuck out of people. Not me - I will go and give it my all. If I fail - I fail - but not for lack of trying or training.
GoRuck Heavy is serious fucking business
GORUCK HEAVY
GORUCK Heavy is a 24+ hour dose of Special Operations training. It is not for the faint of heart, but our hope is that all who start will finish together. There will be more physical and mental stress, which means more leadership and teamwork training – than in GORUCK Light or the GORUCK Challenge – some lessons can only be learned through time, and 24+ hours is a lot of time.
It is our hope that the lessons you take away in leadership and pushing beyond your perceived physical and mental limitations will serve you long beyond these 24 hours.
You will be with a group of up to 30 fellow participants (aka members of your new GORUCK family) and one Cadre, an experienced Special Operations member who will lead your class to become one team. This is not a race, ever.
And it’s not nothing.
If you’re wondering about GORUCK Selection and/or entering into a Special Operations career, this is a great place to start.
Those who complete GORUCK Heavy will earn the GORUCK Heavy patch, which will never be for sale. Upon completion, you are also qualified to participate in our Capstone Events and GORUCK Scavenger.
You must be 18 to participate in GORUCK Heavy.
https://www.goruck.com/en/heavy
What is the average age of the participants for this event?
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Torn labia.
And a broken high heel.
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Dont know. That fat obese chaos lard ass can f off
I was just curious. This event seems a lot more intense than the others you've done. I'm envisioning lots of people in their early-to-mid twenties doing this. That's not a knock against you, by the way.
Good luck!!
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Dont know. That fat obese chaos lard ass can f off
Will you post pics of the low hung tittied housewives carrying you or will you bow out gracefully?
Knowing you, getbig will be subjected to a bunch of pics of you climbing through mud, over concrete blocks, running between some lines then flying over an 8' chain link fence with barbed wire on top.
And that's just you running out of the parking lot from embarrassment!
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Trained chest, delts and triceps. I am very happy. I am getting wider than Heath. ;D My shoulders and back have really grown and I love it. Strength was good today also.
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Will you post pics of the low hung tittied housewives carrying you or will you bow out gracefully?
Knowing you, getbig will be subjected to a bunch of pics of you climbing through mud, over concrete blocks, running between some lines then flying over an 8' chain link fence with barbed wire on top.
And that's just you running out of the parking lot from embarrassment!
Lol that's so damn complete..and with a strong ending lol
Bench
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How about you sign up for one and see how you do? Ok lard ass?
I've got no interest in running through mud puddles with over perfumed housewives and wanna be rambos.
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LADIES PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELFS :o
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Or getting into any kind of reasonable shape either.
Those spandex clad, cellulite ridden she-beasts you run along side of must be amazing athletes. :o
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Heavy weights will be lifted
Miles will be ran
Guns might be fired
Masturbation SHALL take place
Bench
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bench's comment is almost a thread ender, since it can't be argued with.
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LOL - grape knows the time I finished in.
Ask him - serious question can you do one legit pull up or get your carcass over a wall?
So you're bragging about being faster than untrained housewives and college yuppies?
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bench's comment is almost a thread ender, since it can't be argued with.
I've been told I'm the poet of my generation
Bench
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I've been told I'm the poet of my generation
Bench
bench would crush soul in a all out run down at the border elbows are free game.
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Yeah - sort of. Finished in top 7% out of about 9000 people and my time was slowed down a few minutes due to back logs. Differnence would have had me a lot higher and I am not even a runner
Those floppy titted housewives must be pretty tough!
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::) ::)
Dude - you cant even run a few miles let alone do an obstacle course. Fuck - I bet one lap around the track and you are on the floor wheezing
I wouldn't ever quit like you will. Quitter.
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Clavin once told me that his favorite drink is his next!
:o ;D
;D
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chaos trolling to che like levels in this thread 8)
Still doing your job I see ::)
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You wont even sign up to test yourself for even an easy one blimpy. So you are correct - you wont ever quit bc you are too pussy to even try or sign up in the first place.
This isn't about me, it's about your inability to finish what you start. Old, fat, out of shape women are your competition and you're proud to finish in the top 7%? Lmao!!
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Still doing your job I see ::)
rookies ::)
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And guess what - they still could beat your ass since you probably have the overall fitness level of Rosie Odonnell at this point.
If guessing about my fitness level helps you feel better about your lack of, then I'm here for you. :-*
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Lots of bald on bald crime in this thread.
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Lots of bald on bald crime in this thread.
Need an ole fashioned head-butting contest.
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Need an ole fashioned head-butting contest.
He'd just quit halfway through when it starts to get tough.
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He'd just quit halfway through when it starts to get tough.
Maybe a saggy tit soccer mom could talk him thru it?
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chaos knows how to lift, calvin quit working out.
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Maybe a saggy tit soccer mom could talk him thru it?
Hopefully she'll carry his purse "ruck" for him.
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You live in LA Right -
Here you go - you might like it - why not try it once and report back?
http://www.goruck.com/en/Events
Pretty sure the smell of Prius and unshaven female pits is enough to keep men away.
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Pretty sure the smell of Prius and unshaven female pits is enough to keep men away.
chaos can open a water bottle.
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chaos can open a water bottle.
Never met a water bottle I couldn't whoop. 8)
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Never met a water bottle I couldn't whoop. 8)
Ive managed to open the occasional pop top beer bottle when needed.
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Are you tougher than this guy?
;)
Chaos would knock the lisp outta that bro.
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Are you tougher than this guy?
;)
Define tougher? He thounds like a thithy.
And lol @ you for searching youtube to find videos of people talking about how hard it is to run around in the mud and climb some broken down fences. ::)
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Pulled a rickshaw with two fat asses in today great calf work.
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Pulled a rickshaw with two fat asses in today great calf work.
Kramer?
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Been using this for a week on my feet. Supposed to toughen up feet.
Try using it on your hands so you don't dehydrate. :)
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Try using it on your hands so you don't dehydrate. :)
Perhaps he has dainty hands? I bet he gives that deadfish handshake.
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Perhaps he has dainty hands? I bet he gives that deadfish handshake.
Hahaa! ;D
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Gayer than getting all sweaty and rolling around on the floor trying to take another mans back.
that shit is all the way gay
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LMFAO - difference is I can do what you can - you cant do what I can. ;)
youtube challange?
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youtube challange?
Wanna fight?
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Wanna fight?
Option D!!
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I kist got past goruck heavy. Holy fucking shit was that hard and grueling And pure misery.
Props dude. Told you you'd make it. Give details after you wake up.
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I kist got past goruck heavy. Holy fucking shit was that hard and grueling And pure misery.
I just dropped some floaters, what's your point ???
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Fuck off - i cant move right now.
Seems like a healthy endeavor to undertake. I drank beer, ate ribs and raked a few leaves. It was brutal.
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Fuck off - i cant move right now.
I'm doing burpees in your honor. :)
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I'm doing burpees in your honor. :)
I burped quite a bit during above beer drinking yesterday.
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You cant do 10 burpees
Says the sissy that can't even move right now. ::)
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No joke - was fucking miserable. 45 Miles w 50lbs Ruck in cold wet muddy conditions along w PT, carrying heavy shit , each other etc.
25 hours straight.
Did you get a t-shirt and a bottle opener?
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Nope - just the GoRuck HEAVY patch and knowledge i completed something 99% of others could not even dream of
Nor would want to.
;D
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Cant blame them. It was awful and physically beats you up horrible.
But i did it and know wtf i can deal with now.
I couldnt do it. Worst thing I did was after getting off active duty I had a buddy from Colorado. Me, him and another guy went camping in the rockies. Climbed 2,500ft in around 7 miles. We were all wiped out.
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Cant blame them. It was awful and physically beats you up horrible.
But i did it and know wtf i can deal with now.
So you did a 24hr race in 25hrs?
:D
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Its not a race - Team Event. We ended up doing 25 hours about 45 miles in the cold wet etc and tons of PT w 50lbs Ruck.
Was awful and my feet are FUCKED UP since first 10 hours was in pure down pour , mud, puddles, etc and everyones feet blistered and by time it stopped raining was too late
:'( ::)
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STFU - sign up yourself and see if you make it
Do they have one for men ???
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Do they have one for men ???
Why? You know one who might want to enter?
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Why? You know one who might want to enter?
Well, notsonicemom has been posting again...
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Flipping a tire does not make one tough
Neither does playing in mud puddles in the rain. ;)
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Lol. You wouldnt last an hour let alone 25
I'd rather be dry and warm watching wanna be douchebags like you think you're tough, than pay for the "opportunity" to get yelled at while I wallow in the mud with strangers.
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Seems like a healthy endeavor to undertake. I drank beer, ate ribs and raked a few leaves. It was brutal.
damn...ribs?
Fuck i been thinking about ribs for a while... i can bbq pork and beef ribs...i think this was a sign....i must make the ribs
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damn...ribs?
Fuck i been thinking about ribs for a while... i can bbq pork and beef ribs...i think this was a sign....i must make the ribs
Yes. It was a sign. I love ribs.
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Not going to lie, I do find it funny that a random post from the west coast may actually influence my real lunch today. But it might...
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Looking into doing the Savage run next summer...6 miles with a bunch of really cool obstacles including a man made cliff jump {although not super high}
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Looking into doing the Savage run next summer...6 miles with a bunch of really cool obstacles including a man made cliff jump {although not super high}
Just went through those, almost exact replica of the Tough Mudder. The ice pit is probably the worst.
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Just went through those, almost exact replica of the Tough Mudder. The ice pit is probably the worst.
You did it?..where was it?
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You did it?..where was it?
Just went through those, almost exact replica of the Tough Mudder. The ice pit is probably the worst.
>:( ???
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>:( ???
Switching back to his Soul Crusher account, relax. ;)
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Only tough guy in a tank top 8)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996684_10152106979222442_1932501213_n.jpg)
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You did it?..where was it?
No - I went through the webstie and looked at the obstacles - never heard of Savage run. They are the same as TM.
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TM, Spartan BEAST, and the rest are 3-4 hours or so. Try going 25 hours w 50lbs on your back - its no joke
Chaos can troll all he wants - fatty would not last a few hours in this situation
::)
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Only tough guy in a tank top 8)
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/996684_10152106979222442_1932501213_n.jpg)
Obstacle course or just a run?
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Obstacle course or just a run?
Probably obstacle trying to get around chaos flipping tires.
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Dude - you are OBESE by any standard. FAT and OUT OF SHAPE
Can you flip over a keg or a hot dog stand to satiate your hunger - sure
Can you even manage to jog a 5k w/o dying on the floor? LMFAO
::)
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Dude - you are OBESE by any standard. FAT and OUT OF SHAPE
Can you flip over a keg or a hot dog stand to satiate your hunger - sure
Can you even manage to jog a 5k w/o dying on the floor? LMFAO
chaos knows how to lift and breathe.
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Obstacle course or just a run?
A run with lots of mud, rivers and climbing rock faces. Came 50th out of 400. Decent for first event.
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A run with lots of mud, rivers and climbing rock faces. Came 50th out of 400. Decent for first event.
You are either first or tied for last.
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A run with lots of mud, rivers and climbing rock faces. Came 50th out of 400. Decent for first event.
How far?
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Obstacle course or just a run?
cant you see the tricky carpet off cuts they had to negotiate
that shit will burn your knees if you slide on it
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cant you see the tricky carpet off cuts they had to negotiate
that shit will burn your knees if you slide on it
I thought the carpet was for when he's on his hands and knees ???
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::)
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Roll your eyes tubby - you would quit within 30 minutes at most.
You are in Cali right - here you go - plenty of events in your nabe.
http://www.goruck.com/en/Events
I don't associate with wanna bes.
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You are a Neverbeen so STFU and prove you are anything but a lard ass who can use his belly weight to flip a flap jack.
::)
Bench
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Just jumped over a mud puddle and under some still wet tree branches while carrying a bag of groceries from the car.
I think I got a blister on my foot, I'm such a badass. 8)
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How far?
16km. The last km took most people 10-15mins to give you an idea of how shit it was.
I thought the carpet was for when he's on his hands and knees ???
I took off all my clothes just by the finish line. I was borderline hypo thermia. My cock was not doing me proud on this day :(
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Threw a ball over the fence...hopped the fence, wrestled the neighbors dog for the ball, ran 3 laps around his yard running from the dog, dodged a clothesline, orange tree and several "natural" doggy landmines, cleared the fence on the opposite side of the yard, had to stop and
fondle help some strange women over, circled around front, realized I pissed my pants, front rolled over some hedges in the front yards on my final sprint home, ran into some twinky bearded guy that helped me carry the ball back to my yard.
It was brutal, a 5 minute run, so difficult it took me 6.
8)
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16km. The last km took most people 10-15mins to give you an idea of how shit it was.
I took off all my clothes just by the finish line. I was borderline hypo thermia. My cock was not doing me proud on this day :(
Sounds like fun!
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chaos pulling two truck tires on his back in small shoes a brute.
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Midget on midget peer pressure.
LMAO
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Wear a GoPro or fuck off.
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I think i need to try this. I probably will fail - but i will train my fuckng ass off to pass this
48+ Hours - 80-100 Miles
https://www.goruck.com/en/selection
You will not fail.
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You will not fail.
Lol ;D
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I think i need to try this. I probably will fail - but i will train my fuckng ass off to pass this
48+ Hours - 80-100 Miles
https://www.goruck.com/en/selection
is there a bottle opening test
that could be the only road block
I tried the sas selection test
fuck that noise
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bigmc using superior merge powers in this thread.
Just looked at the success rate for this - wow, not many make it.
5M in 40 min - how do you feel about that?
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bigmc using superior merge powers in this thread.
Just looked at the success rate for this - wow, not many make it.
5M in 40 min - how do you feel about that?
I feel I can drive that comfortably.
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Wont be a problem. Im already at 100 pushups in 2 minutes along w the sit ups etc. The ruck no problem at all. I have it down pat now what pace I need to keep to stay at 15 minute mile. Ill train my fucking balls off - and ill try to fit this in next October. Regardless - im going to train like crazy from here on out.
The push ups and sit ups are easy, and I figured the ruck would be as well. 8M mile over 5...yeah..I guess so.
This quote was funny for group 002 about the only guy out of 19 who passed:
Great video… this makes me want to grow a beard, grab the heaviest thing in my office and, run right out the front door of the building all the way home.
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Battery on a gopro only lasts 2-3 hours at most. What about the other 45 or so hours?
Carry spares in your ruck. ::)
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Carry spares in your ruck. ::)
he probably has to carry some stones a spear and his own excrement
so as to not leave a trail
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Does he still give the chick contestants a surprise thumb in the ass to help them get over a wall?
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Does he still give the chick contestants a surprise thumb in the ass to help them get over a wall?
He's advanced to the Shocker technique.
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i hear they do a mexican style event
which involves scaling a fence running across a river while being chased by dogs
getting shot at by trigger happy texans
then doing some menial garden labour
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i hear they do a mexican style event
which involves scaling a fence running across a river while being chased by dogs
getting shot at by trigger happy texans
then doing some menial garden labour
Lol don't forget all the free Obama handouts that Pole Muncher lives for!
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Semen Guzzler getting destroyed in this thread.
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i hear they do a mexican style event
which involves scaling a fence running across a river while being chased by dogs
getting shot at by trigger happy texans
then doing some menial garden labour
You left out putting away a 12-pack before hand. It would be more but mexi's are lightweights.
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You left out putting away a 12-pack before hand. It would be more but mexi's are lightweights.
I dont give a piss about mexicans even tiger woods could beat them.
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Haters gonna hate. HEAVY
::)
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seriously Water Bottle, this shit is only matters to you...quit trying to force your weekend warrior shit on everyone here...homo
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This is a LIFESTYLE gay ;D
fixed
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bro....dafuq is this?
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Lol @ OptionD going all OptionD on Pole Muncher.
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Your waist line is in a chotic situation - get control of that shit
Your faggotry knows no bounds.
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go easy on the political shit soul
i prefer your stuff about rolling round a sand pit wrestling fat accountants
or being beaten to the finish line by fat women at your tough guy events
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If I get past GoRuck SELECTION - no one will give a shit
fixed
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That's cool - but you and I will know what that means
SELECTION is no joke at all.
I already passed the 3/4 hurdles to SELECTION - 1 one more to go.
props mate
to be fair once you set your mind to something
you smash that shit 8)
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SELECTION is fucking brutal. Stll trying wrap my head around this
Try wrapping it around your throat.
Then jump.
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No one cares about go fuck bullshit.
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No one cares about go fuck bullshit.
I'm starting a Go Shit type of event.
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I'm starting a Go Shit type of event.
I'm training right now. :P
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I'm training right now. :P
I just logged some training.
I think clavin is starting a Go Drink event.
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I just logged some training.
I think clavin is starting a Go Drink event.
My Go Eat event will start up soon. Register at IHOP or Dennys
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My Go Eat event will start up soon. Register at IHOP or Dennys
Denny's "build your own omelette" with spinach, prime rib, bacon, and avacado is my current favorite!
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Denny's "build your own omelette" with spinach, prime rib, bacon, and avacado is my current favorite!
Spinach and avacado? :-\
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Spinach and avacado? :-\
And American cheese! 8)
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Denny's "build your own omelette" with spinach, prime rib, bacon, and avacado is my current favorite!
damn...prime rib and bacon...hell yeah,
Dont really like spinach tho.
I think you should change from american to Cheddar...Sharp....BOOM!!
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Holy fucking shit was than insane. Hardest thing i ever dealt w x 200000000
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Holy fucking shit was than insane. Hardest thing i ever dealt w x 200000000
Awesome. What was different than the last Heavy?
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Awesome. What was different than the last Heavy?
Just insane. Heavy in DC was nothing compared to this. Was sadistic
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Just insane. Heavy in DC was nothing compared to this. Was sadistic
Two Heavy patches now. Impressive.
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Two Heavy patches now. Impressive.
Ill write it up tommorow - 29 hours - 50 miles all sorts of crazy torture. And it was freezing cold and we were in the water a lot it - endless log pt / water passage , a real suck fest
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Holy fucking shit was than insane. Hardest thing i ever dealt w x 200000000
Lots of hot chicks to grope help over obstacles?
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Lots of hot chicks to grope help over obstacles?
No - this event is mothing like that. Was a 28 hour version of the documnetary 2 weeks in hell.
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how do you have time for all this train.actually do it..weekends??
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how do you have time for all this train.actually do it..weekends??
Let me tell you - this last one was sadistic. I was about to quit 3 times at least it was that awful and grueling. I would post more about it - but I get other nonsense to deal with when I do - so pm me if you want to know more.
Training? I train harder than 95% of any other person on this site and have little doubt whatsoever about that claim.
I make it a priority to be ready and prepared - but at a certain point there is nothing else you can do and you just have to deal mentally with awful shit.
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Just insane. Heavy in DC was nothing compared to this. Was sadistic
Why don't you just sign up again? Why does anyone want to do this stuff in civilian life.
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Why don't you just sign up again? Why does anyone want to do this stuff in civilian life.
I like having my limits and abilities tested. I also like being around so many other like minded people I have made friends with who do these events.
Its no joke and for the first time in the long time this past weekend - I almost quit on myself. Glad I didn't.
but one never knows what they are capable of unless they put themselves to the test.
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The difference between doing it occasionally because you like it, and doing it all the time because you must.
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I like having my limits and abilities tested. I also like being around so many other like minded people I have made friends with who do these events.
Its no joke and for the first time in the long time this past weekend - I almost quit on myself. Glad I didn't.
but one never knows what they are capable of unless they put themselves to the test.
I test my limits every time I read your posts.
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This past weekend - w 50lbs on my back and not including the smoke sessions of PT ,etc.
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I can think of better things to do with my time. :-\
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how much did you pay for all this crazy torture?
175
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I can think of better things to do with my time. :-\
I played golf and rode in a cart instead of walking :)
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This was the hardest one yet for me. Holy fuck was is it rough.
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Hawaii Iron Man for ultimate test.
We had a few people who did Ironman in our group who said this was way fucking harder. Ironman is a race and geared towards specific things. This is more just a slower grind
We had 2 marines quit. Another guy w me who was in pre-Ranger school said this was a lot harder than that.
When you add cold wet sandy dirty and 50lbs on your back, and pt, miles, etc - little things becoming things fast.
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Do an ironman faggot. You're nothing until you do.
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Do an ironman faggot. You're nothing until you do.
Lol.
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Do an ironman faggot. You're nothing until you do.
X2
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Do an ironman faggot. You're nothing until you do.
Tell us your experience with this ironman faggot you speak of....I imagine he kept you busy for hours.
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Tell us your experience with this ironman faggot you speak of....I imagine he kept you busy for hours.
;D
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Tell us your experience with this ironman faggot you speak of....I imagine he kept you busy for hours.
Cant speak to his exploits w other men - all i know is that this event was my hardest to date. Still recovering.
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Any of you guys know how to get swelling down? Still feel like a train ran over me.
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Any of you guys know how to get swelling down? Still feel like a train ran over me.
Ice and aspirin. Idiot ::)
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Any of you guys know how to get swelling down? Still feel like a train ran over me.
Where you been man you sure you were in the military? Its called R.I.C.E.
Rest
Ice
Compression
Elevation.
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Ice and aspirin. Idiot ::)
Lol, ;D
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Lol, ;D
You would think a high level Olympic caliber, all star, mvp caliber athlete would know that.
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You would think a high level Olympic caliber, all star, mvp caliber athlete would know that.
You forgot Navy SEAL.
....figured they'd have some kind of super secret method of recovery.
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Tell us your experience with this ironman faggot you speak of....I imagine he kept you busy for hours.
I see what you did there.
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This was from a recent event I did.