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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Bast000 on June 27, 2008, 11:16:16 PM
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i am a programmer, how do i make a couple hundred g's a year like you do?
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Alex is succesfull businessman, bodybuilding athlete/model, familyman and stand up comedian in one.
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:-X
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Move to the Valley or at least in Cal. Get into a product based company that offer stock options. Contrary to popular belief most still do in one form or another. If they like you, they will pay for relocation. I've relocated dozens of engineers from around the world. Options are crucial, you can only make so much as a "plain" enigneer. You can supplement a solid 30-50k on top of your base with options if the company does "ok".
Make your resume "trendy". SaaS (software as a service) is pretty hot right now. Put related buzzwords (Soap/WSDL, XML, Swing, Adobe Flex, Ruby...) just to get noticed and then learned about it prior to the interview.
Avoid working in "IT departments" of company XYZ, doing "internal development"; this will kill your career and reduce your marketability. Last thing you know, it's been 5 years working for "Nabisco" doing internal ERP / VB .NET shit and nobody will hire you for nothing else.
After you've settled for a couple of years and are financially semi-independent, join a startup and give everything you've got for 1-3years and wait to go IPO or get aquired. By that time, you'll be 30-32yo and will be able to afford spending countless hours on getbig and have plenty of money in the bank.
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Move to the Valley or at least in Cal. Get into a product based company that offer stock options. Contrary to popular belief most still do in one form or another. If they like you, they will pay for relocation. I've relocated dozens of engineers from around the world. Options are crucial, you can only make so much as a "plain" enigneer. You can supplement a solid 30-50k on top of your base with options if the company does "ok".
Make your resume "trendy". SaaS (software as a service) is pretty hot right now. Put related buzzwords (Soap/WSDL, XML, Swing, Adobe Flex, Ruby...) just to get noticed and then learned about it prior to the interview.
Avoid working in "IT departments" of company XYZ, doing "internal development"; this will kill your career and reduce your marketability. Last thing you know, it's been 5 years working for "Nabisco" doing internal ERP / VB .NET shit and nobody will hire you for nothing else.
After you've settled for a couple of years and are financially semi-independent, join a startup and give everything you've got for 1-3years and wait to go IPO or get aquired. By that time, you'll be 30-32yo and will be able to afford spending countless hours on getbig and have plenty of money in the bank.
brilliant :D
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As if not every CV trick is known by good recruiters ::)
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Anyone happen to know any of the "tricks" used in the science recruitment field?
I have a degree in experimental physics but haven't worked anything other than minimum wage since I left college five years ago... topsy-turvy Irish jobs market.
Just sent out my two thousandth (yes, I keep track) job application... no job offers... no interest... no prospects... never even had an interview (ever).
If anyone has any pointers I'd be happy to hear them...
The Luke
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Anyone happen to know any of the "tricks" used in the science recruitment field?
I have a degree in experimental physics but haven't worked anything other than minimum wage since I left college five years ago... topsy-turvy Irish jobs market.
Just sent out my two thousandth (yes, I keep track) job application... no job offers... no interest... no prospects... never even had an interview (ever).
If anyone has any pointers I'd be happy to hear them...
The Luke
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Anyone happen to know any of the "tricks" used in the science recruitment field?
I have a degree in experimental physics but haven't worked anything other than minimum wage since I left college five years ago... topsy-turvy Irish jobs market.
Just sent out my two thousandth (yes, I keep track) job application... no job offers... no interest... no prospects... never even had an interview (ever).
If anyone has any pointers I'd be happy to hear them...
The Luke
I would recommend finding a few companies that are actually interesting to you and learn as much about them as possible. Be honest in your CV and give a few hints that you actually know something about them. Do not use CV templates or standard phrases as they are easily identified. Leave out personal stuff like hobbies etc., no recruiter is interested in that. Only provide hard facts. Don't hesitate to call when you are really interested in working at a specific company. Good luck!
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I think Luke was kidding, nobody can be THAT big a loser.
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maybe he has link to getbig in cv and hes not aware?
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i am a programmer, how do i make a couple hundred g's a year like you do?
move to DC...get a clerance...
if u r good at what u do you'll top out at 150-180ish..
still good $
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Anyone happen to know any of the "tricks" used in the science recruitment field?
I have a degree in experimental physics but haven't worked anything other than minimum wage since I left college five years ago... topsy-turvy Irish jobs market.
Just sent out my two thousandth (yes, I keep track) job application... no job offers... no interest... no prospects... never even had an interview (ever).
If anyone has any pointers I'd be happy to hear them...
The Luke
Hmmm. Sending out resumes is too passive. Go back to the department and look at the job offer board. Talk to faculty and 'sell' yourself to them - maybe they have contacts? Actually go to conferences and (without being a pain) be involved, somehow. Maybe do some assistance work, TA stuff just to keep your hand in. And don't, don't mention the Bigfoot research sideline. Just of the top of me head. ;)
/best of luck
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bast you need to visualize homey
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im going to marry on old hot rich lady and do absolutely nothing all day..
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bast you need to visualize homey
Are you saying there is the potential to earn a better living mowing lawns all day?
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Move to the Valley or at least in Cal. Get into a product based company that offer stock options. Contrary to popular belief most still do in one form or another. If they like you, they will pay for relocation. I've relocated dozens of engineers from around the world. Options are crucial, you can only make so much as a "plain" enigneer. You can supplement a solid 30-50k on top of your base with options if the company does "ok".
Make your resume "trendy". SaaS (software as a service) is pretty hot right now. Put related buzzwords (Soap/WSDL, XML, Swing, Adobe Flex, Ruby...) just to get noticed and then learned about it prior to the interview.
Avoid working in "IT departments" of company XYZ, doing "internal development"; this will kill your career and reduce your marketability. Last thing you know, it's been 5 years working for "Nabisco" doing internal ERP / VB .NET shit and nobody will hire you for nothing else.
After you've settled for a couple of years and are financially semi-independent, join a startup and give everything you've got for 1-3years and wait to go IPO or get aquired. By that time, you'll be 30-32yo and will be able to afford spending countless hours on getbig and have plenty of money in the bank.
Are you an IT engineer Alex? How long have you been doing this and what is your educational backround?
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Move to the Valley or at least in Cal. Get into a product based company that offer stock options. Contrary to popular belief most still do in one form or another. If they like you, they will pay for relocation. I've relocated dozens of engineers from around the world. Options are crucial, you can only make so much as a "plain" enigneer. You can supplement a solid 30-50k on top of your base with options if the company does "ok".
Make your resume "trendy". SaaS (software as a service) is pretty hot right now. Put related buzzwords (Soap/WSDL, XML, Swing, Adobe Flex, Ruby...) just to get noticed and then learned about it prior to the interview.
Avoid working in "IT departments" of company XYZ, doing "internal development"; this will kill your career and reduce your marketability. Last thing you know, it's been 5 years working for "Nabisco" doing internal ERP / VB .NET shit and nobody will hire you for nothing else.
After you've settled for a couple of years and are financially semi-independent, join a startup and give everything you've got for 1-3years and wait to go IPO or get aquired. By that time, you'll be 30-32yo and will be able to afford spending countless hours on getbig and have plenty of money in the bank.
This sounds like some good advice for people in this field. A well laid out success plan, nice.
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Anyone happen to know any of the "tricks" used in the science recruitment field?
I have a degree in experimental physics but haven't worked anything other than minimum wage since I left college five years ago... topsy-turvy Irish jobs market.
Just sent out my two thousandth (yes, I keep track) job application... no job offers... no interest... no prospects... never even had an interview (ever).
If anyone has any pointers I'd be happy to hear them...
The Luke
Move to a country with better employment prospects would be my advice.
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Are you saying there is the potential to earn a better living mowing lawns all day?
with nice weather its so much better than having a desk job.
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move to a country with indoor plumbing is the first step.
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Wavelength,
Good points... I use several different versions of my CV. Nope, I don't mention any personal interests or other such superfluous shite: something best avoided when you have my interests... (Amateur Bigfoot Hunter; Part-time Adventurer and sometime Treasure Hunter).
Dr Chimps,
Also good points with regard to using the college faculty at my alma mater... but been there, done that... I've pretty much worn out my welcome with the Trinity career office. In fact, at different times over the past five years I've been on friendly terms with the career officers/career offices of pretty much every major Dublin college... all to no avail. Not one of these colleges has a "job board" (not for the hardcore sciences anyway)... quite the contrary, Irish colleges just leave their students to fend for themselves. My brother just finished a chemistry degree at UCD (University College Dublin) and before the final exams all the science students were called to a meeting where it was explained to them that they shouldn't take any holidays after the exams, because they would need the money in order to emigrate as there are no science jobs in Ireland.
This tallies well with my own experience and that of my classmates (all either unemployed or under-employed in unrelated fields). I know a guy with a PhD in computational quantum mechanics who is currently pedaling tourists around Dublin in a rickshaw for tips (no wage).
I know a 40ish guy with a masters in economics (formerly a production plant manager in Germany for both BMW [7 years] and Mercedes [11 years]... fluent German speaker), he's been turned down for even an assessment interview with all 38 recruitment agencies he's visited.
My brother knows a dude who has 4 undergraduate degrees (two languages, engineering and something else), that guy has been on unemployed for the past two years.
I know a qualified engineer (degree and chartered) who's working as a barman... and that's part time.
Celtic Tiger economy my arse!
All the good jobs over here dried up after 9/11... every incompetent fuck who graduated the year before me is on €50,000+ ($75,000 approx) and the whole economy is being subsidized by minimum wage workers... I've lost out on minimum wage construction site jobs lugging furniture up and down stairs because I don't speak Polish!
I haven't been passive either... I've offered a €5,000 under-the-counter/off-the-books cash bonus/bribe to any recruitment agent who can place me in anything better than minimum wage (any type of job in any industry)... the result: dozens of responses congratulating me on my initiative, but no job offers.
You Americans don't know how lucky you are...
The Luke
PS-any Irish based GetBiggers reading this who think they can help me out just pm me... I'll do pretty much anything that pays better than minimum wage (menial jobs are no problem).
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Wavelength,
Good points... I use several different versions of my CV. Nope, I don't mention any personal interests or other such superfluous shite: something best avoided when you have my interests... (Amateur Bigfoot Hunter; Part-time Adventurer and sometime Treasure Hunter).
Dr Chimps,
Also good points with regard to using the college faculty at my alma mater... but been there, done that... I've pretty much worn out my welcome with the Trinity career office. In fact, at different times over the past five years I've been on friendly terms with the career officers/career offices of pretty much every major Dublin college... all to no avail. Not one of these colleges has a "job board" (not for the hardcore sciences anyway)... quite the contrary, Irish colleges just leave their students to fend for themselves. My brother just finished a chemistry degree at UCD (University College Dublin) and before the final exams all the science students were called to a meeting where it was explained to them that they shouldn't take any holidays after the exams, because they would need the money in order to emigrate as there are no science jobs in Ireland.
This tallies well with my own experience and that of my classmates (all either unemployed or under-employed in unrelated fields). I know a guy with a PhD in computational quantum mechanics who is currently pedaling tourists around Dublin in a rickshaw for tips (no wage).
I know a 40ish guy with a masters in economics (formerly a production plant manager in Germany for both BMW [7 years] and Mercedes [11 years]... fluent German speaker), he's been turned down for even an assessment interview with all 38 recruitment agencies he's visited.
My brother knows a dude who has 4 undergraduate degrees (two languages, engineering and something else), that guy has been on unemployed for the past two years.
I know a qualified engineer (degree and chartered) who's working as a barman... and that's part time.
Celtic Tiger economy my arse!
All the good jobs over here dried up after 9/11... every incompetent fuck who graduated the year before me is on €50,000+ ($75,000 approx) and the whole economy is being subsidized by minimum wage workers... I've lost out on minimum wage construction site jobs lugging furniture up and down stairs because I don't speak Polish!
I haven't been passive either... I've offered a €5,000 under-the-counter/off-the-books cash bonus/bribe to any recruitment agent who can place me in anything better than minimum wage (any type of job in any industry)... the result: dozens of responses congratulating me on my initiative, but no job offers.
You Americans don't know how lucky you are...
The Luke
PS-any Irish based GetBiggers reading this who think they can help me out just pm me... I'll do pretty much anything that pays better than minimum wage (menial jobs are no problem).
What about starting to look for jobs in another country? Obviously, you're a bright fellow, and you graduated with honors?
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What about starting to look for jobs in another country? Obviously, you're a bright fellow, and you graduated with honors?
...well I'm off to Oz to do a little recon on the Yowie (Australian Bigfoot: Blue Mountains, Sydney) sometime early next year (probably February). I think it's best to wait till after that trip to decide where to go (I've already been to both coasts of the US and Canada).
The Luke
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...well I'm off to Oz to do a little recon on the Yowie (Australian Bigfoot: Blue Mountains, Sydney) sometime early next year (probably February). I think it's best to wait till after that trip to decide where to go (I've already been to both coasts of the US and Canada).
The Luke
serious question, are you retarded?
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serious question, are you retarded?
...no. I just have a life outside of GetBig.
You can do it too Bluto... the first step is going outside. Try it.
The Luke
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serious question for Alex23: whose tits are bigger, yours or special ed's?
fixed. ::)
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...no. I just have a life outside of GetBig.
You can do it too Bluto... the first step is going outside. Try it.
The Luke
right, maybe ill do just that and go looking for "yowie" mysellf... if i bump into him in the australian wilderness i'll tell him you said hi ::)
(http://www.joanocean.com/yowie/Yowie-book.jpg)
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I know that people consider me odd on here because of my somewhat unusual pastimes... I get that a lot in my everyday life.
I'm not offended... because it comes from ignorance.
It's exactly this dismissive attitude that has hampered proper scientific investigation of this (and other) subjects... hence leaving it up to interested amateurs such as myself.
Ask yourself these questions Bluto:
-are you aware that a giant (6' to 7' tall, 300 lb) silver gray chimpanzee subspecies was discovered living in Congo in 2003? (Scientists are currently arguing over whether the "Bili Ape" or "Bondo Mystery Ape" represents a new species or possible gorilla-chimp hybrid... but with footprints, video, hair, scat, skulls and DNA its existence is beyond question... Sasquatch currently has footprints, video, hair, scat, a couple of fossilised skulls and some very partial DNA results)
-are you aware that a newly extinct (possibly as recent as 1850 AD) hominid species was identified from partially fossilized remains in 2003? (Google: "Hobbit Man" / "Flores Man" or "Homo Floresiensis")
-are you aware that yet another newly extinct (possibly as recent as 1000 AD) human subspecies was identified from remains recovered from Palau Island in 2005? (Google: "Palau Tribe")
...I'm not a crackpot, I'm just interested in the possibility of extant sub-human species.
As a both a troll and chronic attention whore, shouldn't you welcome that?
The Luke
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...I'm not a crackpot, I'm just interested in the possibility of extant sub-human species.
As a both a troll and chronic attention whore, shouldn't you welcome that?
The Luke
Hmmm. I would have figured a this as a 'extant sub-human species' in and of itself. 'Homo Internetus?' Why the hate Luke? :D
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serious question, are you retarded?
Of course he is... he's living in frickin' Ireland working for minimum wage. ::)
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I know that people consider me odd on here because of my somewhat unusual pastimes... I get that a lot in my everyday life.
I'm not offended... because it comes from ignorance.
It's exactly this dismissive attitude that has hampered proper scientific investigation of this (and other) subjects... hence leaving it up to interested amateurs such as myself.
Ask yourself these questions Bluto:
-are you aware that a giant (6' to 7' tall, 300 lb) silver gray chimpanzee subspecies was discovered living in Congo in 2003? (Scientists are currently arguing over whether the "Bili Ape" or "Bondo Mystery Ape" represents a new species or possible gorilla-chimp hybrid... but with footprints, video, hair, scat, skulls and DNA its existence is beyond question... Sasquatch currently has footprints, video, hair, scat, a couple of fossilised skulls and some very partial DNA results)
-are you aware that a newly extinct (possibly as recent as 1850 AD) hominid species was identified from partially fossilized remains in 2003? (Google: "Hobbit Man" / "Flores Man" or "Homo Floresiensis")
-are you aware that yet another newly extinct (possibly as recent as 1000 AD) human subspecies was identified from remains recovered from Palau Island in 2005? (Google: "Palau Tribe")
...I'm not a crackpot, I'm just interested in the possibility of extant sub-human species.
As a both a troll and chronic attention whore, shouldn't you welcome that?
The Luke
Haha. No wonder nobody wants to hire you.
(http://www.osha.gov/dcsp/alliances/drug_free/working_drug_free.jpg)
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Of course he is... he's living in frickin' Ireland working for minimum wage. ::)
...when he's not out looking for the loch ness monster or the yeti ::)
There used to be a time when people like that was locked into mental hospitals.
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I know that people consider me odd on here because of my somewhat unusual pastimes... I get that a lot in my everyday life.
I'm not offended... because it comes from ignorance.
It's exactly this dismissive attitude that has hampered proper scientific investigation of this (and other) subjects... hence leaving it up to interested amateurs such as myself.
Ask yourself these questions Bluto:
-are you aware that a giant (6' to 7' tall, 300 lb) silver gray chimpanzee subspecies was discovered living in Congo in 2003? (Scientists are currently arguing over whether the "Bili Ape" or "Bondo Mystery Ape" represents a new species or possible gorilla-chimp hybrid... but with footprints, video, hair, scat, skulls and DNA its existence is beyond question... Sasquatch currently has footprints, video, hair, scat, a couple of fossilised skulls and some very partial DNA results)
-are you aware that a newly extinct (possibly as recent as 1850 AD) hominid species was identified from partially fossilized remains in 2003? (Google: "Hobbit Man" / "Flores Man" or "Homo Floresiensis")
-are you aware that yet another newly extinct (possibly as recent as 1000 AD) human subspecies was identified from remains recovered from Palau Island in 2005? (Google: "Palau Tribe")
...I'm not a crackpot, I'm just interested in the possibility of extant sub-human species.
As a both a troll and chronic attention whore, shouldn't you welcome that?
The Luke
You forgot the discovery of "Delusional Man" (morondipshitidiot-sapien) made about 3 years ago. This sub-species of fecal matter spends most of his days polluting the internet with bullshit and misrepresentations. His sexual preference is pale, ugly, skinny twinks with girlie names like Queen and/or Vissy. His position on the social ladder is just below the bottom step. No one has yet has figured out what his exact purpose is, but some speculations put it at where dogshit is or the lint you find in homeless people's belly button.
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You forgot the discovery of "Delusional Man" (morondipshitidiot-sapien) made about 3 years ago. This sub-species of fecal matter spends most of his days polluting the internet with bullshit and misrepresentations. His sexual preference is pale, ugly, skinny twinks with girlie names like Queen and/or Vissy. His position on the social ladder is just below the bottom step. No one has yet has figured out what his exact purpose is, but some speculations put it at where dogshit is or the lint you find in homeless people's belly button.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Bluto,
I have more than 27,000 reasons to believe that you're just another Sarcasm/Squadfather shut-in... all talk.
Why don't you explain to the boys and girls how you've averaged 20 posts a day for the past four years straight?
I reckon there are 6 possibilities...
-you are a teenager
-you are unemployed/unemployable
-you are on disability
-you are Sarcasm/Squadfather
-you are institutionalised
-you are a shut-in
...which one is it? Please explain... or consider taking your attention whoring elsewhere.
The Luke
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Bluto,
I have more than 27,000 reasons to believe that you're just another Sarcasm/Squadfather shut-in... all talk.
all talk as opposed to what? all show?
maybe im an alien life form. and this is my way to communicate.
you should be intrigued!
(http://fig.cox.miami.edu/~cmallery/150/astrobiol/ET/et6alf.jpg)
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Bluto,
I have more than 27,000 reasons to believe that you're just another Sarcasm/Squadfather shut-in... all talk.
Why don't you explain to the boys and girls how you've averaged 20 posts a day for the past four years straight?
I reckon there are 6 possibilities...
-you are a teenager
-you are unemployed/unemployable
-you are on disability
-you are Sarcasm/Squadfather
-you are institutionalised
-you are a shut-in
...which one is it? Please explain... or consider taking your attention whoring elsewhere.
The Luke
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Good point Alex23... I'll just ignore him. Hopefully that'll annoy him as much as he irritates everyone else on this board.
The Luke
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Are you an IT engineer Alex? How long have you been doing this and what is your educational backround?
Since 1998. Bachelor's in Computer Science and Master's in Software Engineering.
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Since 1998. Bachelor's in Computer Science and Master's in Software Engineering.
Cool stuff! it seems like you have a very nice career
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Cool stuff! it seems like you have a very nice career
Thanks Bobby, I do enjoy what I do. Hope I can help bast000 in any way to better his career.
Basti, send me your resume, I'll float it around. I can also refer you to some good headhunters in the Valley.
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Thanks Bobby, I do enjoy what I do. Hope I can help bast000 in any way to better his career.
Basti, send me your resume, I'll float it around. I can also refer you to some good headhunters in the Valley.
I'm thinking of studying and i want to be an engineer of some sorts, it seems like a comfortable job with good money and computer is something that is close to hand, so i'm kinda leaning in that direction.
What normally goes on during a workday for you?
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In all seriousness, behind all his bullshit Getbig talk, Alex23 is a successful and smart guy with a very good education and he diserves props for that and his advice should be taken seriously by everyone that it applies to.
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In all seriousness, behind all his bullshit Getbig talk, Alex23 is a successful and smart guy with a very good education and he diserves props for that and his advice should be taken seriously by everyone that it applies to.
By all means, anyone who wants to become a fat french fag should hit Alex up for some advices. ;D
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221374.0;attach=259396;image)
Is this repellent, obese monstrosity all that Alex can manage to end up with?
The smell of these two bluberous souls must be sickening . They must look like two hippos fornicating when they copulate. Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
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Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
HAHAHAHAHA
;D
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221374.0;attach=259396;image)
Is this repellent, obese monstrosity all that Alex can manage to end up with?
The smell of these two bluberous souls must be sickening . They must look like two hippos fornicating when they copulate. Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
HAAHAHAH LMAO ;D ;D
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221374.0;attach=259396;image)
Is that supposed to be a pic of Alex's woman or something?
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Is that supposed to be a pic of Alex's woman or something?
yes ain't she hot??
This clowin acts like he's a getbig superman and has a fat pig like that for a woman?
yes he makes "several hundred thousand a year" ::) and is super successful @ 24.
Sure.
Great thing about the internet is you can play what ever game you like but when the truth comes out fags like him disappear like obese COWARDS.
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Are you sure that's not squadfather's woman, and people are just saying it's Alex's to bag on him?
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Are you saying there is the potential to earn a better living mowing lawns all day?
he needs to mow lawns. and own 1 or 2 properties
i own 1 property that brings in 1000 per month rent
i pay 450 in rent a mont
im a property manager (i care for about 40-50) and i always have 1 vacancy to fix up and work on. 3-6 days cleaning and painting and carpentry work pays and mowing the lawns for the ones that do have grass yards , hedges ect..
i got into it through my dad and uncle and just associating with others
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he needs to mow lawns. and own 1 or 2 properties
i own 1 property that brings in 1000 per month rent
i pay 450 in rent a mont
im a property manager (i care for about 40-50) and i always have 1 vacancy to fix up and work on. 3-6 days cleaning and painting and carpentry work pays and mowing the lawns for the ones that do have grass yards , hedges ect..
i got into it through my dad and uncle and just associating with others
oh yes Johnny....the Falconesscence is always with you my good friend
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Is this repellent, obese monstrosity all that Alex can manage to end up with?
The smell of these two bluberous souls must be sickening . They must look like two hippos fornicating when they copulate. Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
LOL. That's not quite out of the park, Sharma, but I'll credit you with a solid triple on that one.
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Anyone happen to know any of the "tricks" used in the science recruitment field?
I have a degree in experimental physics but haven't worked anything other than minimum wage since I left college five years ago... topsy-turvy Irish jobs market.
Just sent out my two thousandth (yes, I keep track) job application... no job offers... no interest... no prospects... never even had an interview (ever).
If anyone has any pointers I'd be happy to hear them...
The Luke
2000 and nothing? Suicide sounds like a viable option at this point.
Jason
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2000 and nothing? Suicide sounds like a viable option at this point.
Jason
Yeah, thats a shame "The Luke". I think it's definitley time to move into a different direction. Either your totally doing something wrong, or your job market isnt moving in forward direction.
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you dont need a degree to know this is fugly. ;D
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221374.0;attach=259396;image)
Could have a beautiful face..
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221374.0;attach=259396;image)
Is this repellent, obese monstrosity all that Alex can manage to end up with?
The smell of these two bluberous souls must be sickening . They must look like two hippos fornicating when they copulate. Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
easily the best post Sharma has ever made on these boards
LOL
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2000 and nothing? Suicide sounds like a viable option at this point.
...I'm living on the knife-edge of despair.
Seriously though, I know a guy who sent out 15,000 CV's over the course of a summer (using automated programs and searchbots) only to end up with four job offers... all minimum wage... all part time.
The Irish jobs market is a cartel... the recruitment agencies are screwing everyone.
Meanwhile, tilers; electricians; carpenters and plumbers are all asking €600+ per day (that's $1,000 dollars per day for their services). If you have a leaking pipe in your house, your insurance company will actually ask you to fix it yourself.
The Luke
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yes ain't she hot??
This clowin acts like he's a getbig superman and has a fat pig like that for a woman?
yes he makes "several hundred thousand a year" ::) and is super successful @ 24.
Sure.
Great thing about the internet is you can play what ever game you like but when the truth comes out fags like him disappear like obese COWARDS.
prove that that is Alex's woman.
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...I'm living on the knife-edge of despair.
Seriously though, I know a guy who sent out 15,000 CV's over the course of a summer (using automated programs and searchbots) only to end up with four job offers... all minimum wage... all part time.
The Irish jobs market is a cartel... the recruitment agencies are screwing everyone.
Meanwhile, tilers; electricians; carpenters and plumbers are all asking €600+ per day (that's $1,000 dollars per day for their services). If you have a leaking pipe in your house, your insurance company will actually ask you to fix it yourself.
The Luke
Is it just a bachelors degree? Perhaps a masters would help? and 4 offers for 15k CV's? Id move to another country
Jason
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Thanks Bobby, I do enjoy what I do. Hope I can help bast000 in any way to better his career.
Basti, send me your resume, I'll float it around. I can also refer you to some good headhunters in the Valley.
Thanks man, I appreciate that. I need to update my resume, then I'll pass it to you soon.
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prove that that is Alex's woman.
hahahahaha fat fuck posted this pic of his "legpress" which included shawanda or whateva the fuck flexsteeles sister is called. It is called a "self pwnage" in getbig terms.
He is so successful yet he is stuck with flexsteeles fat sister hahahaha.
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Hmmm. Sending out resumes is too passive. Go back to the department and look at the job offer board. Talk to faculty and 'sell' yourself to them - maybe they have contacts? Actually go to conferences and (without being a pain) be involved, somehow. Maybe do some assistance work, TA stuff just to keep your hand in. And don't, don't mention the Bigfoot research sideline. Just of the top of me head. ;)
/best of luck
Excellent point. Whenever you hear about someone who has been out of work for awhile, they always have the same story, "I sent out xxxxx resumes." Resumes just get thrown in a pile, and even if you do get an interview because of one, you'll be competing against so many people that getting the job will always be a longshot.
You want a job. Get off your ass and hustle.
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prove that that is Alex's woman.
fk off fatty you are getting brave aren't you?
fat fking coward you are pitiful still hanging onto getbig after getting owned into oblivion.
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(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=221374.0;attach=259396;image)
Is this repellent, obese monstrosity all that Alex can manage to end up with?
The smell of these two bluberous souls must be sickening . They must look like two hippos fornicating when they copulate. Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
Damn!
talk about booooooooooom.....the rich successful alex won't post for days now!! :-*
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Excellent point. Whenever you hear about someone who has been out of work for awhile, they always have the same story, "I sent out xxxxx resumes." Resumes just get thrown in a pile, and even if you do get an interview because of one, you'll be competing against so many people that getting the job will always be a longshot.
You want a job. Get off your ass and hustle.
...read on, I've tried lots more than resumes/CVs.
I'm actually in the process of starting a little side business at the moment... don't get me wrong, when I refer to myself as continuously unemployed/under-employed I mean I'm scraping by with various odd jobs or part time jobs. I've been working since I was 15 (30 now).
My point was that you Americans often don't appreciate the advantage you have working in a large open economy... having the wrong degree/qualification in Ireland is comparable to living in Buttsuck, Arkansas and not being able to leave.
The Luke
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Is this repellent, obese monstrosity all that Alex can manage to end up with?
The smell of these two bluberous souls must be sickening . They must look like two hippos fornicating when they copulate. Probably the emaciated brother, flexington, helps his master find the hole, or even take the place of the fat sister when fat alex wants to mount.
That's the gym manager telling me not to take pics. Unfortunately I can't hook you up; neither she lives in a trailer nor can be accomodated by smaller stroker of your kind. Nobody really does.
In your head.
(http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff301/torquer23/Inyourhead.jpg)
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...read on, I've tried lots more than resumes/CVs.
I'm actually in the process of starting a little side business at the moment... don't get me wrong, when I refer to myself as continuously unemployed/under-employed I mean I'm scraping by with various odd jobs or part time jobs. I've been working since I was 15 (30 now).
My point was that you Americans often don't appreciate the advantage you have working in a large open economy... having the wrong degree/qualification in Ireland is comparable to living in Buttsuck, Arkansas and not being able to leave.
The Luke
In retrospect if you could have done anything different i.e. Different area of study,relocate to a more open country in terms of economic control etc.. Would you?
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That's the gym manager telling me not to take pics
Did you tell her you're Alex 23 from getbig?
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Did you tell her you're Alex 23 from getbig?
Didn't have to. I wear my 'Alex23' shirt wherever I go.
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me giving head.
fixed.
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fixed.
That's one clever pic. Unfortunately you didn't photoshop it.
You did save it which is quite troubling.
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That's one clever pic. Unfortunately you didn't photoshop it.
You did save it which is quite troubling.
haha that would be funny if one of his friend's or girlfriend was using his computer and came across that pic, what would they be thinking?
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haha that would be funny if one of his friend's or girlfriend was using his computer and came across that pic, what would they be thinking?
Most likely something like "Why do you have pics of Chris Farley giving head?" followed by a nodding and an admission of having issues.
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haha that would be funny if one of his friend's or girlfriend was using his computer and came across that pic, what would they be thinking?
that alex is gay. :-*
at least I have a girlfreind BAAAASSSSSSTTTT you are gay as a blade and look like ET you little maggot. :-*
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alex's "girlfreind" is the one in the hallway in this pic. :D :D
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...read on, I've tried lots more than resumes/CVs.
I'm actually in the process of starting a little side business at the moment... don't get me wrong, when I refer to myself as continuously unemployed/under-employed I mean I'm scraping by with various odd jobs or part time jobs. I've been working since I was 15 (30 now).
My point was that you Americans often don't appreciate the advantage you have working in a large open economy... having the wrong degree/qualification in Ireland is comparable to living in Buttsuck, Arkansas and not being able to leave.
The Luke
Dude move to the US, you could get a good job in Chicago just by being Irish I've seen it before.
My brother in law is Irish (contractor) and he gets non stop work because he is from Ireland.
Americans love the Irish and assume you guys are all honest, heavy drinkers and attend mass 4x a week.
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That's one clever pic. Unfortunately you didn't photoshop it.
You did save it which is quite troubling.
you are a cockgobbler :-X everyone knows it. ;D ;)
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alex's "girlfreind" is the one in the hallway in this pic. :D :D
Aw, damn...that one was JACKED up.
I love it, but damn...that's all kinds of wrong.
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alex's "girlfreind" is the one in the hallway in this pic. :D :D
Hahahah funny one. Would you like to see a real pic of my girl?
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Its well known on getbig that she is 200 pounds plus fatboy. Nice gym manager story though. ::)
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(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e35/omgitsvince/TruckOfFail.jpg)
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Bast does not have the self confidence to pursue riches and great successes. He will admit this.
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Bast does not have the self confidence to pursue riches and great successes. He will admit this.
Sad but I know where you're going; on the same vein as the Abeles brief drunken late night delusions of grandeur in front of a computer quickly shocked back to reality and off we go to our insurance adjuster job the next morning... the only thing his junior college degree could get him in NC...
I still think it's possible to turn around and think big. All it takes is a couple of visit into sucessland and a drop of self confidence.
Bast can do it.
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Hahahah funny one. Would you like to see a real pic of my girl?
sure would post it up.
;)
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sure would post it up.
;)
Hahaha I like your spirit... they're on the Y somewhere... let me dig those up.
Can you promise me no racial slurs?
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that alex is gay. :-*
at least I have a girlfreind BAAAASSSSSSTTTT you are gay as a blade and look like ET you little maggot. :-*
post a pic of yourself and your girlfriend.
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I think young Bast needs to realize that he is his own master of reality and to stop waiting for his imagined black cloud to clear up.
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Post a frontal pic and prove that this yowti isnt flexs sister frenchy.
Damn Dave, your getting pretty pathetic and desperate here.
How many times can you post this pic. There are pics of my sis on the board, And that aint her.
Go back to your trailer and munch of some roadkill or something.
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Damn Dave, your getting pretty pathetic and desperate here.
How many times can you post this pic. There are pics of my sis on the board, And that aint her.
Go back to your trailer and munch of some roadkill or something.
Hahahah he's getting pretty desperate.
That ass is pretty juicy..
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man you guys are mean :(
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hahahaha calm down bottom boy alex has already posted this one. I think its a pretty good match to the other pic. Have you ever watched them going at it hippo style hahahahahaha
You're spending way too much time over this.
Epic obsession going nowhere
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hahahaha calm down bottom boy alex has already posted this one. I think its a pretty good match to the other pic. Have you ever watched them going at it hippo style hahahahahaha
HAHAHAHA! Brutal "reach" there bro. Matching up pics of two different people.
I hit a nerve huh!
And man you sure did have that pic ready quick, how long did u have to search through the Y to find that. The top one is my sister, she's black and has a big OL! ass............I cant blame Alex for liking big asses, who doesnt.
I think I hear your mom knocking on the basement door calling you for supper. CYA!
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Its posted in several threads bitch boy. The only "reach" here is the reach around you give alex when you both 3 way this hahhahahahaha too easy!!!!!!!!!
Hahah you're losing steam boy. You will be timed out pretty soon..
Sad part is, we're kings in real life and yours is a trailer based gimmick.
Hope this doesn't make you snap :-* :-*
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Its posted in several threads bitch boy. The only "reach" here is the reach around you give alex when you both 3 way this hahhahahahaha too easy!!!!!!!!!
HAHA!
I know you've posted it in several threads. You stalk every post I make. Your obsession for me and Alex border on delusional psychosis.
And damnt, didnt I tell you your mom is calling you for supper. Its fried rabbit tonight, freshly caught! Go eat some dinner and get your mind off the 23 and flexington!
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HAHA!
I know you've posted it in several threads. You stalk every post I make. Your obsession for me and Alex border on delusional psychosis.
And damnt, didnt I tell you your mom is calling you for supper. Its fried rabbit tonight, freshly caught! Go eat some dinner and get your mind off the 23 and flexington!
Obsession is tracking down where someone lives and bringing things into real life bitch boy. Now go fetch fido your master is calling!!!!!!!!!!!
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Obsession is tracking down where someone lives and bringing things into real life bitch boy. Now go fetch fido your master is calling!!!!!!!!!!!
Epic bitterness while hiding behing a cowardly gimmick.
You're a trailer boy. You got exposed.
Deal with it.
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Hahah you're losing steam boy. You will be timed out pretty soon..
Sad part is, we're kings in real life and yours is a trailer based gimmick.
Hope this doesn't make you snap :-* :-*
Alex lets take a look at this.
Dave......Lives in a trailer, cant make phone calls because he "doesnt have minutes on his phone" and lives in a TRAILER PARK with his mom.
Alex23.........Lives in a seven figure ranch is beautiful sunny california, VP of a company, and enjoys the finer things in life on a regular basis.
Flexington..........Is 24 and has accomplished more than Dave Ever will. Makes 80,000 a year, fresh out of college, has had more pussy than you could imagine and also enjoys the finer things in life.
ADVANTAGE TEAM 23!
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Epic bitterness while hiding behing a cowardly gimmick.
You're a trailer boy. You got exposed.
Deal with it.
You fuck a fat chick and stalk getbiggers get over that wannabe american.
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jesus, squadfather's a fuckin virus lol
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Alex lets take a look at this.
Dave.....Internet and getbig legend "guys" like flexsteele ride his dick.
Alex23.........overweigh t bi polar schmoe wannabe american stalker who fucks an ugly fat chick.
Flexington..........Is 24, schmoe virgin uncle tom who lets a fat frenchman fuck his sister.
DISADVANTAGE TEAM 23!
The reality.
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jesus, squadfather's a fuckin virus lol
He could only last in the simple carbs gimmick for a few weeks before he let himself go and unleashed his obsession over me and alex.
Its kinda cute though, we both have about 5 different stalkers using as many as 10-15 gimmicks waiting til we post so they can poorly attempt to "own" us.
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He could only last in the simple carbs gimmick for a few weeks before he let himself go and unleashed his obsession over me and alex.
Its kinda cute though, we both have about 5 different stalkers using as many as 10-15 gimmicks waiting til we post so they can poorly attempt to "own" us.
i've been observing this...very creepy and obsessive
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The reality.
Hahahah your remind me of a gang rape victim in denial.
Quit before it's too late.
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The reality.
No actually there is no reality there kiddo!
YOU! melted down after you were outted "on the internet" , deleted your account and started posting under 10 different gimmicks attempting to own Alex who you are obviously inferior to.
He's the alpha male and your the bottom feeder. In real life and on the internet. Its sad but true. Hey next time im around St.Louis ILL PICK YOU UP, and we'll go get a beer. I would let u drive, but I dont feel like riding on handlebars!
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i've been observing this...very creepy and obsessive
its sad bro, but what else does he have to do. Im sure he's done with all of his chores, and his mom said he can use her computer for a til bedtime, so now he's on a crusade to OWN me and alex. ::)
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This shit is out of control...
Someone (I think Tim Fogarty has hinted he could do this) write some code or program or some shit that checks IP details so that we can finally see who is who around here...
At the very least, Alex23 and FlexingtonSteele could at list give the rest of us a list of Squadfather's new gimmicks.
Please... I've drawn a diagram and I still can't figure this out.
The Luke
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i've been observing this...very creepy and obsessive
Indeed BigD... all the same 2 guys as well. Their IPs have been track & all... they just won't let go.
Pathetic; like pussy juice stuck in your scrotum hair that won't let go..
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No actually there is no reality there kiddo!
YOU! melted down after you were outted "on the internet" , deleted your account and started posting under 10 different gimmicks attempting to own Alex who you are obviously inferior to.
He's the alpha male and your the bottom feeder. In real life and on the internet. Its sad but true. Hey next time im around St.Louis ILL PICK YOU UP, and we'll go get a beer. I would let u drive, but I dont feel like riding on handlebars!
hahahahaha this coming from a 135 pound uncle tom bitch boy schmoe who routinely eats out the fat foreigners anus when his sister is to busy at kfc. ;D
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Indeed BigD... all the same 2 guys as well. Their IPs have been track & all... they just won't let go.
Pathetic; like pussy juice stuck in your scrotum hair that won't let go..
"Flex" licks that off for you remember. Bitch doesnt even care that its his own sister! ;D
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hahahahaha this coming from a 135 pound uncle tom bitch boy schmoe who routinely eats out the fat foreigners anus when his sister is to busy at kfc. ;D
all unfunny lies.
Hit it or quit it. Don't lick it.
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all unfunny lies.
Hit it or quit it. Don't lick it.
Its pretty well known on getbig that you and "flex" are more than just friends. His loyalty to you knows no bounds! ;D
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hahahahaha this coming from a 135 pound uncle tom bitch boy schmoe who routinely eats out the fat foreigners anus when his sister is to busy at kfc. ;D
HAHA........Keep trying bro.
I throw nickels in peoples hats like you when I walk down the street!
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Its pretty well known on getbig that you and "flex" are more than just friends. His loyalty to you knows no bounds! ;D
haha coming from a man who has no friends. Only "MA" and there pet pot belly pig who sleeps in his bed.
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Its pretty well known on getbig that you and "flex" are more than just friends. His loyalty to you knows no bounds! ;D
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH fatso fails once again.
Back to the trailer drawing board ;D
(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/skatesnow67/EpicFailRoundup001.jpg)
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HAHA........Keep trying bro.
I throw nickels in peoples hats like you when I walk down the street!
meltdown its toooo easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flexsteele is like the milliondollarmans virgil. He shines alexs shoes licks his ass and lets him fuck his sister all in a days work!
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haha coming from a man who has no friends. Only "MA" and there pet pot belly pig who sleeps in his bed.
Calm down virgil it aint that serious!
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The more threads I read..the more I see just how deeply ingrained squad is into the collective getbig consciousness. Whatever you say, that's quite a feat.
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The more threads I read..the more I see just deeply ingrained squad is into the collective getbig consciousness. Whatever you say, that's quite a feat.
hahahaha I am in there heads still they have nightmares about me hahahahaha
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meltdown its toooo easy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flexsteele is like the milliondollarmans virgil. He shines alexs shoes licks his ass and lets him fuck his sister all in a days work!
HAHA.....Just like Trailer Park, I bet you think RASSLIN' is real too. ::)
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hahahaha I am in there heads still they have nightmares about me hahahahaha
How come your IP shows you're in the UK?
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hahahaha I am in there heads still they have nightmares about me hahahahaha
Yea your so much in my head, that everytime I post. You respond within seconds for the past week. Yea your really into my head.
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HAHA.....Just like Trailer Park, I bet you think RASSLIN' is real too. ::)
hahahahaha its called a metaphor bitch boy you are his virgil shining his shoes kissing his ass and sucking his cock
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hahahahaha its called a metaphor bitch boy you are his virgil shining his shoes kissing his ass and sucking his cock
No need to get racist hillbilly boy. this will get you banned soon.
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No need to get racist hillbilly boy. this will get you banned soon.
hahahahaha and you have never been racist have you fatbody I think its time you invented a cancer story for your bitch boy!
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hahahahaha and you have never been racist have you fatbody I think its time you invented a cancer story for your bitch boy!
Dave, why can't you just let it go? Ownings usually get forgotten quickly, unless the victim continues to melt down all over the place. ::)
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hahahahaha and you have never been racist have you fatbody I think its time you invented a cancer story for your bitch boy!
Can you explain your oversea IP address? would you like me to expose you?
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Dave, why can't you just let it go? Ownings usually get forgotten quickly, unless the victim continues to melt down all over the place. ::)
he's not recovering
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Can you explain your oversea IP address? would you like me to expose you?
hahahaha go ahead columbo now whos taking it too seriously? gayer than tracking down people on the internet.
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Hello... my name is Dave, and I... am a gimmick.
My lowest point was calling myself "Simple Carbs" and melting so badly that I forgot to maintain even the pretense that I was someone else.
The Luke
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hahahaha go ahead columbo now whos taking it too seriously? gayer than tracking down people on the internet.
I'm giving you a chance to bow and walk out.. can you get really owned even further?
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Dave the consensus is your melting all over the place.
Your more pathetic than a 35 yr old man who lives in a trailer with his mother and girlfriend.
Oh wait ;D
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Dave, why can't you just let it go? Ownings usually get forgotten quickly, unless the victim continues to melt down all over the place. ::)
I just posted on the positive boad and within five minutes this fagbag of smashed assholes is following me posting up the same pics he's posted over 100 times in the past 2 days.
Can you say OBSESSION!
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Hahaha I like your spirit... they're on the Y somewhere... let me dig those up.
Can you promise me no racial slurs?
yea we are cool. i just get out of hand and yank chains once in awhile... i remember a whole back you posted some webcam pics of some fine ass....is that the same girl
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post a pic of yourself and your girlfriend.
dude this is getbig I am just fking around with you :-X ;)....don't take it serious(ly)... ;D
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dude this is getbig I am just fking around with you :-X ;)....don't take it serious(ly)... ;D
Are you saying you like fking around with others but fail to get fucked around with.. sounds cowardish to me...
;D
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UK ip address? On a gimmick with a giant hard-on for Alex23? Wonder who that is. ::)
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UK ip address? On a gimmick with a giant hard-on for Alex23? Wonder who that is. ::)
BF nice to see u my man.
I agree the obsession for Alex is rediculously sickening .
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UK ip address? On a gimmick with a giant hard-on for Alex23? Wonder who that is. ::)
hahaha exactly. Allways behind the scene. Too coward to show his muslim face. Yet, het won't let go.
Typical of their kind.
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alex plays drums. that makes him cool.
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can i have your SN Alex, for advices?
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Its pretty well known on getbig that you and "flex" are more than just friends. His loyalty to you knows no bounds! ;D
Thats 100% true. Alex is engaged to his sister, so....theyre basically brother in laws...just waiting for the calendar. Idiot.
Jason
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dude this is getbig I am just fking around with you :-X ;)....don't take it serious(ly)... ;D
i just asked for you to post a pic of you and your gf, dude.
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Alex drives a pussy magnet (aka: H1)
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Alex drives a pussy magnet (aka: H1)
Doesnt he own 2 of them? IIRC he does...
Jason
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Thats 100% true. Alex is engaged to his sister, so....theyre basically brother in laws...just waiting for the calendar. Idiot.
Jason
Haha! Yes this is true if you want to get technical. ;)