ESFitness - Been in hospital for weeks - what did I miss?

[Shizzo]

you look like you have false teeth.

It goes great with his false identity.

[LurkerNoMore]

Your stories are generally full of shit, but I have to give you a bump for these videos.  I can only imagine what the nurse would think if she walked in on you doing this.  You got that Eric Rudolph fresh out of the woods vibe going on.

[Simple Simon]

You can see mynfucken teeth in the video, idiot

yes, and they look to big for your mouth, they hang down under your top lip like you are holding them in...

You even talk like someone with false teeth, a bit lispy.

[NelsonMuntz]

Kinda funny reading a british person make fun of someone teeth

[Simple Simon]

Kinda funny reading a british person make fun of someone teeth

most British people do actually have teeth, the majority of Americans tend to go the cosmetic route.

No pride in having porcelain teeth.

[ESFitness]

yes, and they look to big for your mouth, they hang down under your top lip like you are holding them in...

You even talk like someone with false teeth, a bit lispy.

First time I've heard my teeth are too big. Generally you can't see my teeth when I talk however the angle of the camera is a little bit lower so you're looking up at me so you going to see a little bit more in my teeth then you normally would if you look at me straight on. Couple of my teeth are capped from being broken from eating punches so if you want to call them fake go ahead but they're on the sides. Plus if I had fake teeth you would think they would be fucking straight now wouldn't you? Goddamn you're an idiot.

As far as me talking with a lisp? That's the first I've ever heard that as well. Not to mention until I made a fucking video of the first time I don't think I've ever heard myself speak. And as far as the way I talk like I said I've had a few broken teeth I broken my jaw I broken my nose 3 times so it's not a whole lot of air flowing through it and a broken whatever bone is in the sinus cavity on the front of your face next to your nose or whatever I forget what the fuck it was called.( actually broke that myself along with one of the time is breaking my nose when I hit myself in the face with the pointy end of a sledgehammer while hanging onto the handle with the blunt end hanging on the flat part of a automotive garage door doing pull-ups holding the handle when I was 17 showing off for some girls in automotive technology School. Got about 2 reps in and halfway through the 3rd rep the blunt end of the sledgehammer slipped off the ledge of the automotive garage door *I wouldn't expect you, Jeffrey, to understand what an automotive garage door is, but I'm sure some of that actual real men who have worked in a automotive garage will know what I'm talking about. It's the ledge you step on After You Yank the chains on the side to roll the door down, then hook the chain on a little piece of metal on the side to secure it.*, when it slipped off all the force I was pulling on the handle went straight into my face/nose with the chisel-end, my legs went up in the air and I was pretty much horizontal in mid-air until the back of my head smashed down on the concrete and I was unconscious for a good 20 or 30 seconds until I came to bubbling blood out through my nose and when I stood up I looked around and saw a couple of the gorgeous Persian girls, as well as a white girl, with their hands over their mouths and their eyes wide open watching me spew blood all over the concrete and then watching me grab a dry mop thinking I had to clean this mess up and smearing blood all over the concrete because I was a little bit concussed and didn't realize I should probably use water... until one of the race team teammates took the mop from me and led me to the bathroom to get cleaned up a little bit and then it was off to the nurse's station and then off to the hospital....

.... so if you don't care for the way I speak? Realize that unlike you, I'm not a sissy. I'm a man who's actually broken bones in my face and been punched in the face probably a couple thousand times... Hell, even been knocked out more than a handful of times, including 3x as recently as last Aug/Sept, so maybe I've got some CTE going on.

[Simple Simon]

First time I've heard my teeth are too big. Generally you can't see my teeth when I talk however the angle of the camera is a little bit lower so you're looking up at me so you going to see a little bit more in my teeth then you normally would if you look at me straight on. Couple of my teeth are capped from being broken from eating punches so if you want to call them fake go ahead but they're on the sides. Plus if I had fake teeth you would think they would be fucking straight now wouldn't you? Goddamn you're an idiot.

As far as me talking with a lisp? That's the first I've ever heard that as well. Not to mention until I made a fucking video of the first time I don't think I've ever heard myself speak. And as far as the way I talk like I said I've had a few broken teeth I broken my jaw I broken my nose 3 times so it's not a whole lot of air flowing through it and a broken whatever bone is in the sinus cavity on the front of your face next to your nose or whatever I forget what the fuck it was called.( actually broke that myself along with one of the time is breaking my nose when I hit myself in the face with the pointy end of a sledgehammer while hanging onto the handle with the blunt end hanging on the flat part of a automotive garage door doing pull-ups holding the handle when I was 17 showing off for some girls in automotive technology School. Got about 2 reps in and halfway through the 3rd rep the blunt end of the sledgehammer slipped off the ledge of the automotive garage door *I wouldn't expect you, Jeffrey, to understand what an automotive garage door is, but I'm sure some of that actual real men who have worked in a automotive garage will know what I'm talking about. It's the ledge you step on After You Yank the chains on the side to roll the door down, then hook the chain on a little piece of metal on the side to secure it.*, when it slipped off all the force I was pulling on the handle went straight into my face/nose with the chisel-end, my legs went up in the air and I was pretty much horizontal in mid-air until the back of my head smashed down on the concrete and I was unconscious for a good 20 or 30 seconds until I came to bubbling blood out through my nose and when I stood up I looked around and saw a couple of the gorgeous Persian girls, as well as a white girl, with their hands over their mouths and their eyes wide open watching me spew blood all over the concrete and then watching me grab a dry mop thinking I had to clean this mess up and smearing blood all over the concrete because I was a little bit concussed and didn't realize I should probably use water... until one of the race team teammates took the mop from me and led me to the bathroom to get cleaned up a little bit and then it was off to the nurse's station and then off to the hospital....

.... so if you don't care for the way I speak? Realize that unlike you, I'm not a sissy. I'm a man who's actually broken bones in my face and been punched in the face probably a couple thousand times... Hell, even been knocked out more than a handful of times, including 3x as recently as last Aug/Sept, so maybe I've got some CTE going on.

TLDNR...

[ESFitness]

TLDNR...

Sorry I don't speak teenage girl  internet code . No clue what tldnr means.

[Simple Simon]

Sorry I don't speak teenage girl  internet code . No clue what tldnr means.

Google it...

[SF1900]

First time I've heard my teeth are too big. Generally you can't see my teeth when I talk however the angle of the camera is a little bit lower so you're looking up at me so you going to see a little bit more in my teeth then you normally would if you look at me straight on. Couple of my teeth are capped from being broken from eating punches so if you want to call them fake go ahead but they're on the sides. Plus if I had fake teeth you would think they would be fucking straight now wouldn't you? Goddamn you're an idiot.

As far as me talking with a lisp? That's the first I've ever heard that as well. Not to mention until I made a fucking video of the first time I don't think I've ever heard myself speak. And as far as the way I talk like I said I've had a few broken teeth I broken my jaw I broken my nose 3 times so it's not a whole lot of air flowing through it and a broken whatever bone is in the sinus cavity on the front of your face next to your nose or whatever I forget what the fuck it was called.( actually broke that myself along with one of the time is breaking my nose when I hit myself in the face with the pointy end of a sledgehammer while hanging onto the handle with the blunt end hanging on the flat part of a automotive garage door doing pull-ups holding the handle when I was 17 showing off for some girls in automotive technology School. Got about 2 reps in and halfway through the 3rd rep the blunt end of the sledgehammer slipped off the ledge of the automotive garage door *I wouldn't expect you, Jeffrey, to understand what an automotive garage door is, but I'm sure some of that actual real men who have worked in a automotive garage will know what I'm talking about. It's the ledge you step on After You Yank the chains on the side to roll the door down, then hook the chain on a little piece of metal on the side to secure it.*, when it slipped off all the force I was pulling on the handle went straight into my face/nose with the chisel-end, my legs went up in the air and I was pretty much horizontal in mid-air until the back of my head smashed down on the concrete and I was unconscious for a good 20 or 30 seconds until I came to bubbling blood out through my nose and when I stood up I looked around and saw a couple of the gorgeous Persian girls, as well as a white girl, with their hands over their mouths and their eyes wide open watching me spew blood all over the concrete and then watching me grab a dry mop thinking I had to clean this mess up and smearing blood all over the concrete because I was a little bit concussed and didn't realize I should probably use water... until one of the race team teammates took the mop from me and led me to the bathroom to get cleaned up a little bit and then it was off to the nurse's station and then off to the hospital....

.... so if you don't care for the way I speak? Realize that unlike you, I'm not a sissy. I'm a man who's actually broken bones in my face and been punched in the face probably a couple thousand times... Hell, even been knocked out more than a handful of times, including 3x as recently as last Aug/Sept, so maybe I've got some CTE going on.

lol at that wall of text because someone said your teeth are too big.

Talk about being insecure!

[Ronnie Rep]

Hey ES all bullshit aside, speedy recovery brother.

[ESFitness]

No cell service since yesterday morning at hospitals Wi-Fi server has gets big blocked and has proxy servers blocked as well.

[wes]

I had an abcess in my left glute in the 90`s but that shiit is horrendous.

Good luck dude!! 

[sync pulse]

No cell service since yesterday morning at hospitals Wi-Fi server has gets big blocked and has proxy servers blocked as well.

This site is considered pornographic by many....

[ESFitness]

[ESFitness]

[WalterWhite]

Hope your surgery goes well. They won't or shouldn't do it if the diastolic pressure is too low.

[Shizzo]

I had an abcess in my left glute in the 90`s but that shiit is horrendous.

Good luck dude!! 

Are you sure it wasn't a penis between your left and right glutes? Old people tend to be forgetful.

[gym**rat]

Eric, what was the brand of Deca that gave you this? Was it Sciroxx? I couldn't quite make it out.

[Shizzo]

Unbelievable..... Eric, all trolling aside, I would like to apologize. You are one of the last people/accounts that I would have expected to be real.

But here you are: video after video in the hospital   

I sincerely hope that everything works out for you, and that you finally get healthy AND turn your life around. This should be the last wake up call that you ever need. Keep your nose clean (literally and figuratively) from now on.

[Top Poodle]

Unbelievable..... Eric, all trolling aside, I would like to apologize. You are one of the last people/accounts that I would have expected to be real.

But here you are: video after video in the hospital   

I sincerely hope that everything works out for you, and that you finally get healthy AND turn your life around. This should be the last wake up call that you ever need. Keep your nose clean (literally and figuratively) from now on.

I like Eric but you're a bona fide pussy

[Shizzo]

I like Eric but you're a bona fide pussy

[ESFitness]

They're doing nursing shift change so waiting for my nurse to come in and introduce my new nurse before I can escape and do another quick video.

I've had two Asian girl nurses in a row now. Fingers crossed I get another one and not some Bitchy, old, unsolicited-opinionated, white lady who doesn't seem to want to even come to work, like I've had every day since Friday (before the last two shifts with Asian girls, obviously)... Also gotta drop a deuce, haha. Which oh my God is fucking difficult with a wound like mine on the glute/hip/outer-thigh area.

*Edit, the heavens have smiled upon me again while I was typing that shit above the new nurse came in and introduce herself and I luckily got another Filipino girl nurse. This one's a little bit older probably my age or older the other two were in their twenties... But still, Asian girl nurses are always super nice and compassionate and never like judgmental and bitchy and opinionated, or try to be fucking doctors when they're "just" (no disrespect to any nurses out there) nurses. Like I said the nurses up until a couple of shifts to go have wanted to follow their own orders instead of following the doctor's direct orders.

[Top Poodle]

fucking hell your "i aint an actor" video is 28 minutes

*grabs popcorn*

[Simple Simon]

They're doing nursing shift change so waiting for my nurse to come in and introduce my new nurse before I can escape and do another quick video.

I've had two Asian girl nurses in a row now, both weigh 109lb each.. Fingers crossed I get another one and not some Bitchy, old, unsolicited-opinionated, white lady who doesn't seem to want to even come to work, like I've had every day since Friday (before the last two shifts with Asian girls, obviously)... Also gotta drop a deuce, haha. Which oh my God is fucking difficult with a wound like mine on the glute/hip/outer-thigh area.

*Edit, the heavens have smiled upon me again while I was typing that shit above the new nurse came in and introduce herself and I luckily got another Filipino girl nurse weighing 97lb. This one's a little bit older probably my age or older the other two were in their twenties... But still, Asian girl nurses are always super nice and compassionate and never like judgmental and bitchy and opinionated, or try to be fucking doctors when they're "just" (no disrespect to any nurses out there) nurses. Like I said the nurses up until a couple of shifts to go have wanted to follow their own orders instead of following the doctor's direct orders.

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