I have been asked at work to state my goals...

[Dballn247]

Bring in a pic of some hot chick in a micro bikini washing a ferrari, infront of a mansion.  Post that bad boy up, and see how many women go to human resources.  And you can tell them, This doesn't motivate you?  See if they can argue that.   
























Unless your working for some ironbox bitch or gays, then your in trouble. 

[Max_Rep]

The box is what all your personal stuff that was on your desk is contained in, when your badge is deactivated and you can't make into the building past the security desk as a result of being fired.  That is "the box."

I like it... perform or get the box.

[Dballn247]

I like it... perform or get the box.

It's quite effective, you make an example once and it gains legendary status.  Have you hear so and so got "the box".

[Quickerblade]

Bring in a pic of some hot chick in a micro bikini washing a ferrari, infront of a mansion.  Post that bad boy up, and see how many women go to human resources.  And you can tell them, This doesn't motivate you?  See if they can argue that.   

Unless your working for some ironbox bitch or gays, then your in trouble. 

do u have that pic?

[Quickerblade]

[Dballn247]

Any of those would be quite well.  If I was your manager and you brought those in, I'd give you a raise.  Seriously.  Most people are affraid to say what motivates them truly.  They tell you what they think you want to hear.  I can appreciate honesty.  The new guy I hired about 6 weeks ago, told me he had no goals other than learning his job well this year.  How can I fault him for that? It's not like he said he was going to get a masters this year in his spare time or I plan on attending Law School.   

[Dballn247]

Personally I like the first choice.  However the pic of the Mansion will keep you out of shit and shut him up for a while as you complied (as they think) to their request.

But I'd laugh my ass off if you brought in pictures of ponies or teddy bears.  Talk about motivation.

[Quickerblade]

Personally I like the first choice.  However the pic of the Mansion will keep you out of shit and shut him up for a while as you complied (as they think) to their request.

But I'd laugh my ass off if you brought in pictures of ponies or teddy bears.  Talk about motivation.

they want goals that must be achieved or try achieve within 6 months?

[Dballn247]

Bring in a DVD cover that feature a 3some.  And Say with a Stone face I think I can pull this off in 6 months, drop in on his desk and walk out.  I bet he takes a long lunch.   

[Vince B]

Quickerboy my ass. More like Quickfuse. Sign your name to your slanderous posts and see how much fun you have this year.

[Vince B]

What a desperate loser you are Slowpoke.

[Vince B]

I think the terminology of your threatening post to me was Major Meltdown. Congratulations! You lose.

[Quickerblade]

go to the fat thread son....hahahahhaaha something there for you..

[Ari_gold]

I think the terminology of your threatening post to me was Major Meltdown. Congratulations! You lose.

whats your goal Vince, hows the dating sites going??

[Ari_gold]

whats your goal Vince, hows the dating sites going??

well?