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Title: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 01:22:56 AM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: The Italian Lifter on April 11, 2013, 01:25:12 AM
congrats mate!
also david is a very nice name
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Method101 on April 11, 2013, 01:26:16 AM
David as in King David of Israel?

What a shitty name for a white kid.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 01:26:26 AM
congrats mate!
also david is a very nice name

Thanks man, all joke aside I am so FUCKIBG digging it right that I'm s dude.... Labor pain 8 h .... Man here, fuck that!!!
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 01:28:22 AM
David as in King David of Israel?

What a shitty name for a white kid.

David lionheart you focking jerkoff :D
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Tapeworm on April 11, 2013, 01:28:35 AM
Congrats, Stark.  Be sure to insist on celebration sex with the missus.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Sophus on April 11, 2013, 01:54:48 AM
Just another kid to become a fascist fuck

Anyways congrats
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Henda on April 11, 2013, 02:07:18 AM
Congratulations buddy.

Dont listen to method101 he is just jelous and bitter knowing that you have had to have sex to create baby
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: manuelsonn on April 11, 2013, 02:12:28 AM
lets hope u raise him as if it was yours, u douche
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 02:13:16 AM
Congrats Stark, i'm not the only getbig daddy who isn't sleeping at the moment lol. My Baby Girl was born 6 weeks ago  8)
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: The True Adonis on April 11, 2013, 02:51:12 AM
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Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 11, 2013, 03:12:50 AM
Grats Stark!

Train him early so he can begin cleansing the dark ones as soon as possible!
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: dr.chimps on April 11, 2013, 03:15:16 AM
Many congratulations. Good luck with the warrior thing.    ;D
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Cleanest Natural on April 11, 2013, 03:24:17 AM
You should be serilized so that no other rscists nazi biggots will not spawn
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 03:28:59 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 03:40:10 AM
Congrats Stark, i'm not the only getbig daddy who isn't sleeping at the moment lol. My Baby Girl was born 6 weeks ago  8)

Congrats man :)
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 03:42:12 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

I hope you're kidding.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: _aj_ on April 11, 2013, 03:48:24 AM
Mazel Tov!
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: MORTALCOIL on April 11, 2013, 03:49:36 AM
How early will you introduce him to the Game of Iron? I see towels in his future.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Tito24 on April 11, 2013, 03:58:57 AM
jason bourne
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: calfzilla on April 11, 2013, 04:04:34 AM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D

Just holding a bit of water. He'll take a diuretic and be ready for the evening show.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 04:28:20 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

you are a fucking total prick

i will set fire to you if we ever meet
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: TheTruth90 on April 11, 2013, 04:30:38 AM
Here comes mentally retarded baby #2 for Stark.

Some alpha breeds he has been producing.

Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 11, 2013, 04:33:19 AM
Stark just increased his stress factor by 100.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 04:35:14 AM
you are a fucking total prick

i will set fire to you if we ever meet

X2

If he actually said that kind of shit anywhere near me I would choke him where stood
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: hipolito mejia on April 11, 2013, 04:36:09 AM
David as in King David of Israel?

What a shitty name for a white kid.
.                  Nope, is for David Ortiz, the slugger of the Red Sox.   Big Papi.  

Contrats !!!!
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: booty on April 11, 2013, 05:28:33 AM
Congrats Stark, i'm not the only getbig daddy who isn't sleeping at the moment lol. My Baby Girl was born 6 weeks ago  8)
How did I miss this very happy news!  Big congrats bigCyp and big congrats to you also Stark!!!  David is a really nice name.  :)
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 05:29:27 AM
congratulations, Stark. We look forward to him posting here.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: monstermunch on April 11, 2013, 05:57:32 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

Course you did  ::)
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: XFACTOR on April 11, 2013, 06:01:26 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

I've never really seen much of your postings as you just aren't really interesting.  I had no idea your belief system was of this nature.

Really sad in this day and age people like you are out there.  What you don't realize is that you essentially wear your lack of education and lack of culture on your sleeve. In the end you suffer from this belief system not others.  
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: XFACTOR on April 11, 2013, 06:03:53 AM
Congrats Stark, i'm not the only getbig daddy who isn't sleeping at the moment lol. My Baby Girl was born 6 weeks ago  8)

Is it that bad? I was just informed two days ago that I'm going to be joining this club.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 11, 2013, 06:14:17 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

Good to hear! Can't let the negroid creatures enter the chamber like that. They should know their place.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: gracie bjj on April 11, 2013, 06:14:25 AM
congrats bro
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: jodsy on April 11, 2013, 06:14:56 AM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D
thought you shot blanks
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: booty on April 11, 2013, 06:16:54 AM
Is it that bad? I was just informed two days ago that I'm going to be joining this club.
Congrats.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 11, 2013, 06:17:31 AM
thought you shot blacks

If the black midwife gets close again to his child he probably will!

Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Sweedee on April 11, 2013, 06:26:42 AM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

Peope are melting because of a little joke lol.

Congratz my friend. You have a couch to sleep on if you ever feel like escaping to Sweden for a little break.

David? Should have gone with Tor or Thor.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: _bruce_ on April 11, 2013, 06:27:13 AM
"David"  ::)

Just kidding.

Props for being fertile and best of luck to that little bugger  :)
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: XFACTOR on April 11, 2013, 06:32:01 AM
Congrats.

Long ways to go. Thanks.


Still can't believe this guy is that racist.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: wild willie on April 11, 2013, 06:34:17 AM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D
Congratulations!
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Voice of Doom on April 11, 2013, 06:37:46 AM
Congrats to your family Stark.



PTPS!   ;D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 11, 2013, 06:47:22 AM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D

Congrats Stark, i'm not the only getbig daddy who isn't sleeping at the moment lol. My Baby Girl was born 6 weeks ago  8)

Congratulations to you both!  These are special, precious moments.

We're actively trying for our second in a couple of months.....the wife better brace herself!!
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 06:57:14 AM
Congratulations to you both!  These are special, precious moments.

We're actively trying for our second in a couple of months.....the wife better brace herself!!

Good to hear MOS, this was our second and it's as fresh a miracle to behold as the first!

Got her first smile yesterday, melted my heart lol  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Raymondo on April 11, 2013, 07:03:41 AM
Congrats on the good news BigCyp! ;D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: booty on April 11, 2013, 07:04:44 AM
Good to hear MOS, this was our second and it's as fresh a miracle to behold as the first!

Got her first smile yesterday, melted my heart lol  ;D
Its so adorable and at that age babies go through a stage where they smile all the time.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 07:05:04 AM
Good to hear MOS, this was our second and it's as fresh a miracle to behold as the first!

Got her first smile yesterday, melted my heart lol  ;D

im getting broody

lucky kids having a get big legend as their daddy  8)
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 07:08:25 AM
Congrats on the good news BigCyp! ;D

Cheers mate, it was a breeze haha  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Man of Steel on April 11, 2013, 07:09:01 AM
Good to hear MOS, this was our second and it's as fresh a miracle to behold as the first!

Got her first smile yesterday, melted my heart lol  ;D

For me, those moments made the late nights, early mornings, poop, vomit, bottles, diapers, etc....so worth it (well, sort of LOL!!).  Now, I'm having conversations with this little girl.....it's amazing, but I enjoy being a Daddy.  Admittedly my wife is a better parent than me, but I'm learning.  I do enjoy the completely sincere, ear-to-ear grinning, full speed runs at me accompanied by "DADDY!!" when I come home.  Now at 3 she gives me the ole, "Do a muscle Daddy!"  I chuckle and say, "Ok sweetheart," then we cue the Gladiator soundtrack, peel to my panties and hit her with a rear lat spread, BDB, FDB, front lat spread, quarter turns, ab/thigh shooters, side chest, most muscular, trimens, bimens, a quick robot routine, full splits and then it's off to bed.

Yep, there's just something about little girls that I can't put into words. 

Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 07:09:13 AM
im getting broody

lucky kids having a get big legend as their daddy  8)

Imagine if you were their uncle haha, they would be live at the Apollo Theatre in no time  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 07:11:46 AM
For me, those moments made the late nights, early mornings, poop, vomit, bottles, diapers, etc....so worth it (well, sort of LOL!!).  Now, I'm having conversations with this little girl.....it's amazing, but I enjoy being a Daddy.  Admittedly my wife is a better parent than me, but I'm learning.  I do enjoy the completely sincere, ear-to-ear grinning, full speed runs at me accompanied by "DADDY!!" when I come home.  Now at 3 she gives me the ole, "Do a muscle Daddy!"  I chuckle and say, "Ok sweetheart," then we cue the Gladiator soundtrack, peel to my panties and hit her with a rear lat spread, BDB, FDB, front lat spread, quarter turns, ab/thigh shooters, side chest, most muscular, trimens, bimens, a quick robot routine, full splits and then it's off to bed.

Yep, there's just something about little girls that I can't put into words. 



Hahaha yes!!! My son is turning 3 now and he is the only person who appreciates my efforts in the gym  :D

I remember him walking into the bathroom months back and i'd just got back from the gym, doing the obligatory bathroom lighting poses and he shouts "Daddy you been doing weights!" I was like "Yesssss!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: PJim on April 11, 2013, 08:02:37 AM
David lionheart you focking jerkoff :D

Surely you meant to call him Richard then? ???
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Archer77 on April 11, 2013, 08:08:39 AM
Did he come out white?  Congrats if he did and I'm sorry if he didn't.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Army of One on April 11, 2013, 08:08:50 AM
Hahaha yes!!! My son is turning 3 now and he is the only person who appreciates my efforts in the gym  :D

I remember him walking into the bathroom months back and i'd just got back from the gym, doing the obligatory bathroom lighting poses and he shouts "Daddy you been doing weights!" I was like "Yesssss!!!!!!!!

By "weights", does he mean Ugandans?
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 08:10:59 AM
By "weights", does he mean Ugandans?

He will learn about his Ugandan uncles when the time is right Army of One.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 11, 2013, 09:16:22 AM
Congrats bro, strong Jewish name. And congrats to all you other fine gentlemen who have produced little Getbiggers. A beautiful thing.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Tapeworm on April 11, 2013, 09:51:18 AM
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Sophus on April 11, 2013, 10:11:12 AM
Its so adorable and at that age babies go through a stage where they smile all the time.

(http://sangitagurung.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/embarassing.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Radical Plato on April 11, 2013, 11:15:38 AM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D
4.6 kg, that's a lot of stitches.  Your missus is going to really notice how small your cock is now.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: tu_holmes on April 11, 2013, 11:17:33 AM
Congratulations...
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: arce1988 on April 11, 2013, 12:12:15 PM
  Congrats
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: FitnessFrenzy on April 11, 2013, 12:15:45 PM
Stark, will you name your son Sebastian?
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: anabolichalo on April 11, 2013, 12:20:46 PM
make sure he becomes an engineer doctor or lawyer so he doesnt have to live the rest of his life like a loser

congrats
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 12:47:30 PM
Peope are melting because of a little joke lol.

Congratz my friend. You have a couch to sleep on if you ever feel like escaping to Sweden for a little break.

David? Should have gone with Tor or Thor.

Lol always baffling to me how serious people take me here :D And thanks for the invite I would live to meet up, you are probably one of the few on getbig I say that. To be honest my first choice was Bjorn which as a Swedish friend told me means best :) I loved it my wife didn't she wanted to call him Oliver and I gladly settled for David
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 12:52:12 PM
For me, those moments made the late nights, early mornings, poop, vomit, bottles, diapers, etc....so worth it (well, sort of LOL!!).  Now, I'm having conversations with this little girl.....it's amazing, but I enjoy being a Daddy.  Admittedly my wife is a better parent than me, but I'm learning.  I do enjoy the completely sincere, ear-to-ear grinning, full speed runs at me accompanied by "DADDY!!" when I come home.  Now at 3 she gives me the ole, "Do a muscle Daddy!"  I chuckle and say, "Ok sweetheart," then we cue the Gladiator soundtrack, peel to my panties and hit her with a rear lat spread, BDB, FDB, front lat spread, quarter turns, ab/thigh shooters, side chest, most muscular, trimens, bimens, a quick robot routine, full splits and then it's off to bed.

Yep, there's just something about little girls that I can't put into words. 



Woman are always better from the start most men have to learn to be a parent, I am the enforcer in my house hold when I raise my voice my son knows its either time to stop doing what he is doing or he will get time out on the steps.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Method101 on April 11, 2013, 12:57:21 PM
you are a fucking total prick

i will set fire to you if we ever meet
fuck you ape lover.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Stark on April 11, 2013, 01:01:48 PM
fuck you ape lover.

Lol I just got a serious pm from sexpert - I wish your sun dies of cot death .... Think about it how much this guy hates me that he wished a day old infant to die  :-X :o

What a scumbag
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Mr Nobody on April 11, 2013, 01:13:07 PM
When will he start lifting?
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Method101 on April 11, 2013, 01:57:56 PM
Lol I just got a serious pm from sexpert - I wish your sun dies of cot death .... Think about it how much this guy hates me that he wished a day old infant to die  :-X :o

What a scumbag
bigmac and bass generator are the lowest council estate dwelling scum of the earth, it's to be expected.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Big Chiro Flex on April 11, 2013, 01:59:07 PM
bigmac and bass generator are the lowest council estate dwelling scum of the earth, it's to be expected.

You need to take a deep breath and calm down bro.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: bigmc on April 11, 2013, 01:59:30 PM
bigmac and bass generator are the lowest council estate dwelling scum of the earth, it's to be expected.

your fear is palpable little man

how was the shift at macdonalds  :-*
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: calfzilla on April 11, 2013, 02:12:13 PM
Thank you all, rest assured I will raise him as a proud nationalistic free thinking a Ryan. We had a bit of trouble during birth, one of the midwifed were black and I had to insist that she does not touch my pure bread wife, I got some weird looks but things worked out by itself.

Lol the funny thing is its probably true.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: deadz on April 11, 2013, 02:23:44 PM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D
Probably aren't even married. Always thought you were all lies.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: TPs Kidney on April 11, 2013, 02:30:12 PM
bigmac and bass generator are the lowest council estate dwelling scum of the earth, it's to be expected.

mommy not let you post on the gh15 board anymore assply85?
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: deadz on April 11, 2013, 02:32:40 PM
mommy not let you post on the gh15 board anymore assply85?
Tp's kidney  ;D
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: TPs Kidney on April 11, 2013, 02:33:06 PM
Tp's kidney  ;D

 :D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: BigCyp on April 11, 2013, 03:11:13 PM
Woman are always better from the start most men have to learn to be a parent, I am the enforcer in my house hold when I raise my voice my son knows its either time to stop doing what he is doing or he will get time out on the steps.

You need to man your shit up betadad!
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Henda on April 11, 2013, 03:37:09 PM
bigmac and bass generator are the lowest council estate dwelling scum of the earth, it's to be expected.
You are just bitter that the fat greasy acne covered girl who mans the drive thru at the mcdonalds where you work turned down your offer of coming over to mam and dads house to play your new megadrive games for the 100th time.
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: syntaxmachine on April 11, 2013, 06:58:42 PM
I enjoy being a Daddy.

peel to my panties and hit her

Yep, there's just something about little girls that I can't put into words.  


Reported...and not just to moderators!
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: quadzilla456 on April 11, 2013, 07:41:40 PM
As of today the world is one white warrior richer, david was born 0700 am and weights a whopping 4.6 kilos.

Wish him and his mother the best of luck getbig :D
Congrats!
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Agnostic007 on April 11, 2013, 08:03:52 PM
Congrats Stark! :)
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Nirvana on April 11, 2013, 08:15:05 PM
Please shit on me.

Do twinlab make a baby food mix?
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: pluck on April 11, 2013, 08:16:10 PM
Bcaa, glutamine & whey in his formula
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Kwon_2 on April 12, 2013, 12:25:54 AM
Train him well Stark, and he will lead the world into a new and white bright future!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/529659_526601677397527_534012706_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: nzmusclemonster on April 12, 2013, 01:08:49 AM
Stark sounds like the kind of guy that sucks dick under a towel.
Title: Re: Today a white warrior was born
Post by: Sweedee on April 12, 2013, 09:20:21 AM
Lol always baffling to me how serious people take me here :D And thanks for the invite I would live to meet up, you are probably one of the few on getbig I say that. To be honest my first choice was Bjorn which as a Swedish friend told me means best :) I loved it my wife didn't she wanted to call him Oliver and I gladly settled for David

It's pretty funny.

"Björn" means Bear. Pretty common name here in sweden. You don't really think about bear when you hear it though for some reason.

David is a solid name though. Also really common here.

and at 4.6kg that's a big fella  ;D Come to think of it, Björn might have been a pretty good fit :D
Title: Re: Getbig welcome my newborne son!
Post by: Pray_4_War on April 12, 2013, 11:59:39 AM
Thank God for another white baby.  We need them so desperately.  The world needs them.

Congrats.   You know, once I strapped a baby to a leg press machine.  He thanked me when he was 2.