Author Topic: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin... (Read 341708 times)

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #850 on:** January 23, 2018, 12:43:16 PM »

Quote from: herne on January 21, 2018, 01:50:05 PM

Can you spell a-w-k-w-a-r-d?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #851 on:** January 24, 2018, 12:52:47 AM »

herne · « **Reply #852 on:** January 25, 2018, 02:03:14 PM »

Board_SHERIF · « **Reply #853 on:** January 25, 2018, 02:31:19 PM »

Quote from: herne on January 21, 2018, 01:50:05 PM

6 foot 3 with a she-shaft

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #854 on:** January 25, 2018, 05:09:38 PM »

Quote from: DroppingPlates on January 06, 2018, 03:46:41 PM

Well, she's no(t) Melissa Detwiller..

she used to post on elite fitness back in the day

Irongrip400 · « **Reply #855 on:** January 25, 2018, 05:21:09 PM »

Quote from: herne on January 25, 2018, 02:03:14 PM

Would love to be that schmoe.

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on January 25, 2018, 05:09:38 PM

she used to post on elite fitness back in the day

She posted here too

The Scott · « **Reply #856 on:** January 25, 2018, 06:51:09 PM »

Quote from: herne on January 25, 2018, 02:03:14 PM

Girly man getting the "Standing SchmOevation".

The Scott · « **Reply #857 on:** January 25, 2018, 06:55:39 PM »

Quote from: herne on January 21, 2018, 01:50:05 PM

Hummmpf...Whoda thought it? Lance Armstrong, Schmoe at Large. Fancy Lancey...Doin' the Schmoe. Happy fappy Lance...Schmoedown Hoedown.

That is so fuckin' weird. Schmoes are a disgusting lot.

Kwon · « **Reply #858 on:** January 26, 2018, 06:53:17 AM »

The Scott · « **Reply #859 on:** January 26, 2018, 08:55:54 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on January 26, 2018, 06:53:17 AM

LOL!

As we all know, there are few things in life that Schmoes appreciate more than "Head Day".

Taffin · « **Reply #860 on:** January 27, 2018, 04:33:21 PM »

Cross post from the Dennis Rutkowski thread...

herne · « **Reply #861 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:06:59 AM »

mphgrove · « **Reply #862 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:14:03 AM »

Quote from: herne on February 10, 2018, 11:06:59 AM

That qualifies

chuckles · « **Reply #863 on:** February 10, 2018, 11:52:39 AM »

getbig is a schmoes Paradies.

mphgrove · « **Reply #864 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:03:12 PM »

Quote from: chuckles on February 10, 2018, 11:52:39 AM

getbig is a schmoes Paradies.

Agreed. Look up schmoe in the audio dictionary under “schmoe sounds” and here’s the entry:

Kwon · « **Reply #865 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:33:45 PM »

Quote from: mphgrove on February 10, 2018, 01:03:12 PM

Agreed. Look up schmoe in the audio dictionary under “schmoe sounds” and here’s the entry:

Great sounds there!

Especially at the dump-pose, it's like the dude is sitting in the back jerking off lol

mphgrove · « **Reply #866 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:51:48 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 10, 2018, 01:33:45 PM

Great sounds there!

Especially at the dump-pose, it's like the dude is sitting in the back jerking off lol

Plus I just noticed that that dude who is moaning and hyperventilating in the background yells out, “Oh shit!” during the dump pose.

Kwon · « **Reply #867 on:** February 10, 2018, 01:53:47 PM »

Quote from: mphgrove on February 10, 2018, 01:51:48 PM

Plus I just noticed that that dude who is moaning and hyperventilating in the background yells out, “Oh shit!” during the dump pose.

Faggiest sounds ever heard!

Skeletor · « **Reply #868 on:** February 10, 2018, 03:46:02 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 10, 2018, 01:33:45 PM

Great sounds there!

Especially at the dump-pose, it's like the dude is sitting in the back jerking off lol

I think the Spanish speaking fella used to post here.

mphgrove · « **Reply #869 on:** February 10, 2018, 06:53:37 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on February 10, 2018, 03:46:02 PM

I think the Spanish speaking fella used to post here.

Talk about a schmoe. Right out of central casting.

Kwon · « **Reply #870 on:** February 10, 2018, 08:09:03 PM »

Quote from: Skeletor on February 10, 2018, 03:46:02 PM

I think the Spanish speaking fella used to post here.

LOL at the 0:46 "OH MY GOD!" and the Beavis uhuhuhuhuh after

mphgrove · « **Reply #871 on:** February 10, 2018, 08:18:44 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 10, 2018, 08:09:03 PM

LOL at the 0:46 "OH MY GOD!" and the Beavis uhuhuhuhuh after

Yeah, 0:46 is the dump shot crescendo OH MY GOD, OH SHIT!

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #872 on:** February 10, 2018, 08:42:14 PM »

Quote from: mphgrove on February 10, 2018, 08:18:44 PM

Yeah, 0:46 is the dump shot crescendo OH MY GOD, OH SHIT!

is that real or are we getting trolled thinking those are schmoes? tricks on us actually for noticing the schmoe's makes us a schmoe?

takes one to know one?

mphgrove · « **Reply #873 on:** February 10, 2018, 08:46:23 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on February 10, 2018, 08:42:14 PM

is that real or are we getting trolled thinking those are schmoes? tricks on us actually for noticing the schmoe's makes us a schmoe?

takes one to know one?

May be a grain of truth on the takes one to know one. But no trolling going on, if you listen to the video it’s about as deeply schmoe as it gets, which is what this thread is delving into.

Kwon · « **Reply #874 on:** February 10, 2018, 09:00:12 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on February 10, 2018, 08:42:14 PM

is that real or are we getting trolled thinking those are schmoes? tricks on us actually for noticing the schmoe's makes us a schmoe?

takes one to know one?

The vid in question is the epitome of Schmoetopia.