Author Topic: Schmoe'in - They see me schmoe'in they hatin... (Read 341507 times)

mphgrove · « **Reply #875 on:** February 12, 2018, 08:55:54 AM »

Although it can go there, actual nudes don’t represent the true essence of schmoedom. Please go one backpage for the dude pinned underneath the female wrestler or to the moaning photographer assistant in the Paco video. Got to be everyday people engaged in everyday activities like wrestling competition, bodybuilding posing and photography etc.

DooM_ · « **Reply #876 on:** February 12, 2018, 11:13:21 PM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on February 10, 2018, 09:02:55 PM

An example of how to attract schmoes; (and guess who this is!):

shriveled ballsack of peace

AbrahamG · « **Reply #877 on:** February 13, 2018, 06:57:07 PM »

Looks more like a penoris to me.

herne · « **Reply #878 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:13:13 AM »

herne · « **Reply #879 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:16:25 AM »

herne · « **Reply #880 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:19:14 AM »

herne · « **Reply #881 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:21:54 AM »

herne · « **Reply #882 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:23:19 AM »

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #883 on:** February 18, 2018, 04:48:19 AM »

Quote from: herne on February 18, 2018, 04:19:14 AM

Haha, hilarious!

mphgrove · « **Reply #884 on:** February 18, 2018, 06:49:52 AM »

Quote from: TheGreatOak on February 18, 2018, 06:35:36 AM

For the unaware, the people in the Paco video are the MuscleTime crew. They're responsible for some really great backstage / gym photo-shoots back in the day and of course many great photograph's of events from the mid-1990s and on.

I don't know if the lead photographer is a schmoe or not but the MuscleTime crew deserve respect. The photographer simply appreciates how freaky Paco was and was getting some fantastic photos.

Here's a classic video with Markus Ruhl in the gym, by MuscleTime:

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Really? You don’t know whether the lead photographer is a schmoe or not??? You need to repeat Schmoe 101 survey course (start with this thread) and take the test again. Not that they don’t do good work or provide a valuable service for all the lesser schmoes of muscledom. They most likely oiled Marcus prior to his gym footage, certainly a personal sacrifice in order to get the film shots.

mphgrove · « **Reply #885 on:** February 18, 2018, 07:06:36 AM »

Speaking of Marcus, 2002 NOC MIND BOGGLING:

Taffin · « **Reply #886 on:** February 28, 2018, 03:58:41 PM »

Posted by Big Daddy Caine elsewhere....

Quote from: Big Daddy Caine on February 22, 2018, 03:20:34 PM

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herne · « **Reply #887 on:** March 15, 2018, 05:53:58 PM »

The Scott · « **Reply #888 on:** March 16, 2018, 04:21:22 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on February 28, 2018, 03:58:41 PM

Posted by Big Daddy Caine elsewhere....

Angelina Schmoelie. Ugh. Looks like the unholy and unnatural union between a giant dung beetle and an analamprey. Fugly lookin' bitch right there, brother.

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #889 on:** March 16, 2018, 10:20:29 AM »

Quote from: The Scott on March 16, 2018, 04:21:22 AM

Angelina Schmoelie. Ugh. Looks like the unholy and unnatural union between a giant dung beetle and an analamprey. Fugly lookin' bitch right there, brother.

Would love to wrestle her till I go KO...

herne · « **Reply #890 on:** March 22, 2018, 03:40:10 PM »

herne · « **Reply #891 on:** March 23, 2018, 04:54:28 PM »

6 Reps · « **Reply #892 on:** March 25, 2018, 07:05:28 AM »

Quote from: mphgrove on February 12, 2018, 08:55:54 AM

Although it can go there, actual nudes don’t represent the true essence of schmoedom. Please go one backpage for the dude pinned underneath the female wrestler or to the moaning photographer assistant in the Paco video. Got to be everyday people engaged in everyday activities like wrestling competition, bodybuilding posing and photography etc.

Lol, does this one meet your criteria?

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #893 on:** March 25, 2018, 07:27:57 AM »

Quote from: herne on March 23, 2018, 04:54:28 PM

That's not a schmoe party in my kitchen..

mphgrove · « **Reply #894 on:** March 25, 2018, 08:05:07 AM »

Quote from: 6 Reps on March 25, 2018, 07:05:28 AM

Lol, does this one meet your criteria?

Yep, male oriented schmoes (often) afraid to actually touch for fear of alarm bells activating, whereas female oriented, well pretty instantly face pinned between her thighs for possible tongue access rewards.

Nether Animal · « **Reply #895 on:** March 28, 2018, 09:58:08 AM »

mphgrove · « **Reply #896 on:** March 28, 2018, 07:39:55 PM »

Quote from: Nether Animal on March 28, 2018, 09:58:08 AM

Federov? Another Russian who fizzled a few years ago. This pic is like a brain teaser, “how many schmoes can you count?” At first, I thought just 2 but now I think there are actually 4 or 5 watching him. How many can you find?

tres_taco_combo · « **Reply #897 on:** March 28, 2018, 09:05:55 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on February 10, 2018, 08:09:03 PM

LOL at the 0:46 "OH MY GOD!" and the Beavis uhuhuhuhuh after

his hamstrings are fucking amazing though

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #898 on:** March 28, 2018, 11:54:50 PM »

Quote from: tres_taco_combo on March 28, 2018, 09:05:55 PM

his hamstrings are fucking amazing though

"OH MY GOD!"

DroppingPlates · « **Reply #899 on:** March 29, 2018, 12:50:52 AM »

Dubai (Indiah) is full of schmoes

(Check 5:40, 9:00 & 17:40)