"The military" had you banned for life from YouTube? You're starting to sound a bit unstable. Even assuming this was true, how hard would it be to open another account with a different email address? Or is there a black helicopter over your residence monitoring your activities to make sure you don't offend "the military" again?
This is the message I get everytime.
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