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I met her at a nightclub on Saturday night. We danced for a bit then she goes, care to come to my flat for a drink?
I walk in and the place is a fucking dump. There's fucking mold on the wals, the furniture looks like it's third hand, the loo smelled like something had died in it, you get the picture.
Not to mention she lives with four other people. She says "I just moved in; I know it's horrible the people here are slobs".
As we came in one of them was in the kitchen eatings beans and toast. She says "I'll be back in a bit" and I'm left alone with this poor soul who I can only describe as very unkempt. A pathetic skinny little cunt with wide eyes and thinning hair who has a t-shirt on saying "muscle monster". I'm thinking what the fuck is this boy on?
He looks at me strangely until I ask him, got a problem pal? He says, you're the fourth guy she's brought in this week, I tell him, I'll make sure to come back next week with two of my mates. His face goes red he says, you just make sure to stay away from the blue towel in the bathroom. I was thinking up something sarcastic to say when she comes back and we grab a bottle of wine and go to her room. Which was next to this little prick's room.
What's with the skeleton in your kitchen, I goes. He thinks he's Colin Farrel, she replies. More like Farrel's pikey brother, I says. He tried to get me to bed when I first moved in, she says. I ignored him and he's been totally passive-aggressive every since.
We had a mighty good laugh at that.
I shagged her five times that night, trying to make as much noise as possible. She urged me on saying, you can be as loud as you like, Jamie is the only person in, the other guys are away. I say, he won't be bothered? She says, he's probably wanking over pictures of black bodybuilders right now ;D
In the morning I went and had a royal shower- Before I left I made sure to wipe my arse with his towel and use his toothbrush to comb through my pubic hair ;D ;D
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pics or didn t happend
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(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-q7FknlVH6E8/T07TB8fnoBI/AAAAAAAAMjk/eq_9uelkCzI/s1600/funny%2Bugly%2Bgirls%2Bpictures.jpg)
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women with lack of feminine characters like taking care of their apartment, doing laundry, cooking etc. disgust me.
Should be sent in Egypt.
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its a good indication on how shes with her own hygiene
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I see what you did there ;D
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Not dissing Mr. Raymondo here... he fuked last saturday, which is more than I did ;D
But gosh I'm happy I lived my young years when girls were shy and cute (in public) and all about tidiness, good behavior etc.
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I did the share house living thing in London. There are some feral fuckers out there.
Don't mention you have a place of your own or you'll have to throw acid at her to get rid of her.
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Did this happen in New Zealand?
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You didn't piss in their ice cube trays when no one was looking or go for the classic upper decker in "Jamie's" (oh brother ::) ) toilet??
You're slacking, son. :-\ :-X
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Romance is alive.
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Well played Raymondo, very well played!!
;D
"1"
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haha, alot people arnt getting this thread, very amusing ;D
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haha, alot people arnt getting this thread, very amusing ;D
x2
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NZMM getting brutally owned in this thread.
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PTPS so I can determine if I want to be part of her "rotation policy". ;D
NZMuscleBullshitter strikes again..... ::)
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i had a very similar experience years ago with a trollop i met over the airwaves on my mates cb radio.
walked in her flat and there was a fucking numpty sat on the floor with his collection of butterfly knives set out in front of him.
she was a scruff, although a quite pretty scruff. her chubby belly oozed through the broken zip on her jeans.
anyway, i fucked her on someones bed whilst all the others were sat down stairs. i'd only known her about an hour :D
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i had a very similar experience years ago with a trollop i met over the airwaves on my mates cb radio.
walked in her flat and there was a fucking numpty sat on the floor with his collection of butterfly knives set out in front of him.
she was a scruff, although a quite pretty scruff. her chubby belly oozed through the broken zip on her jeans.
anyway, i fucked her on someones bed whilst all the others were sat down stairs. i'd only known her about an hour :D
You met her at a truck stop in your buddies 18 wheeler? ???
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You met her at a truck stop in your buddies 18 wheeler? ???
nah! home based cb radios used to be quite popular in the uk. i never got into it but a friend at the time was well into it ::) he would nick 'em from taxi's :-X
great for meeting whores though 8)
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nah! home based cb radios used to be quite popular in the uk. i never got into it but a friend at the time was well into it ::) he would nick 'em from taxi's :-X
great for meeting whores though 8)
Yeah I had an uncle who was really into CBs growing up. He had one installed in his home out in the country with this big ass antenna. He would get on there late at night and all the guys/girls would be drunk and talking shit to each other, which in Texas is pretty damn funny....kinda like trolling on here but just a different form I suppose. lol :D
It's actually pretty cool to mess around with when you are younger. I used to almost piss my pants laughing as a young kid listening to these people go back and forth. Comedic gold. ;D
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Yeah I had an uncle who was really into CBs growing up. He had one installed in his home out in the country with this big ass antenna. He would get on there late at night and all the guys/girls would be drunk and talking shit to each other, which in Texas is pretty damn funny....kinda like trolling on here but just a different form I suppose. lol :D
It's actually pretty cool to mess around with when you are younger. I used to almost piss my pants laughing as a young kid listening to these people go back and forth. Comedic gold. ;D
ah, man. life before the internet eh ! 8)
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nah! home based cb radios used to be quite popular in the uk. i never got into it but a friend at the time was well into it ::) he would nick 'em from taxi's :-X
great for meeting whores though 8)
When the fuck were CB radios ever popular, grandad?
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I met her at a nightclub on Saturday night. We danced for a bit then she goes, care to come to my flat for a drink?
I walk in and the place is a fucking dump. There's fucking mold on the wals, the furniture looks like it's third hand, the loo smelled like something had died in it, you get the picture.
Not to mention she lives with four other people. She says "I just moved in; I know it's horrible the people here are slobs".
As we came in one of them was in the kitchen eatings beans and toast. She says "I'll be back in a bit" and I'm left alone with this poor soul who I can only describe as very unkempt. A pathetic skinny little cunt with wide eyes and thinning hair who has a t-shirt on saying "muscle monster". I'm thinking what the fuck is this boy on?
He looks at me strangely until I ask him, got a problem pal? He says, you're the fourth guy she's brought in this week, I tell him, I'll make sure to come back next week with two of my mates. His face goes red he says, you just make sure to stay away from the blue towel in the bathroom. I was thinking up something sarcastic to say when she comes back and we grab a bottle of wine and go to her room. Which was next to this little prick's room.
I shagged her five times that night, trying to make as much noise as possible. She urged me on saying, you can be as loud as you like, Jamie is the only person in, the other guys are away. I say, he won't be bothered? She says, he's probably wanking over pictures of black bodybuilders right now ;D
In the morning I went and had a royal shower- Before I left I made sure to wipe my arse with his towel and use his toothbrush to comb through my pubic hair ;D ;D
seriously tho, if she is that dirty, you go to the clinic soon.
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not one werd of thsi story is true
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I see what you did there ;D
Me too. Too bad most of these guys won't get it.
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When did you head to New Zealand Ray? ;D
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lol good post, I hate that fuking kiwi kunt
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When the fuck were CB radios ever popular, grandad?
well the first wave was well before my time. but i'd say 70s and peaked in the 80s.
it was the cb radio that helped in the breakdown of my older brothers marriage.. probably didn't help that he was handy with hist fist too :-X
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well the first wave was well before my time. but i'd say 70s and peaked in the 80s.
it was the cb radio that helped in the breakdown of my older brothers marriage.. probably didn't help that he was handy with hist fist too :-X
Ha, was it like a pre-net pof?
I can imagine it was popular with Fred and Rose West types.
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Ha, was it like a pre-net pof?
I can imagine it was popular with Fred and Rose West types.
lol, fucking bang on ;D
best if you were mobile.. ie, driving around in your mark 2 escort with a great big fucking ariel on the roof. and that was seen as cool ::)
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well the first wave was well before my time. but i'd say 70s and peaked in the 80s.
it was the cb radio that helped in the breakdown of my older brothers marriage.. probably didn't help that he was handy with hist fist too :-X
I'd say it was still somewhat popular in the late 80's but was beginning to decline.
You could see how it would be effective though. Alot of people still had them in their vehicles so if you were driving around you could just spark up a conversation on channel 19 and if some kind of connection was there you could take it to another channel, further the conversation and eventually set up a place to meet up.
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I'd say it was still somewhat popular in the late 80's but was beginning to decline.
You could see how it would be effective though. Alot of people still had them in their vehicles so if you were driving around you could just spark up a conversation on channel 19 and if some kind of connection was there you could take it to another channel, further the conversation and eventually set up a place to meet up.
they were great fun no doubt.. i never got into the whole fucking lingo though.. 'what's yer 20?' . and man those fuckers would ignore you if you didn't speak the code ::)
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lol, fucking bang on ;D
best if you were mobile.. ie, driving around in your mark 2 escort with a great big fucking ariel on the roof. and that was seen as cool ::)
Not condoning rape and murder obviously, but when I watch those true murder programmes and they describe how rose liked to be smashed by big black dudes whilst Fred wanked away in the corner like a pork chop sideburns sporting chimp, I lol.
Talking of old escorts, I worked with a bloke that had an immaculate Escort Mexico for driving on weekends. It was fucking lush.
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I met her at a nightclub on Saturday night. We danced for a bit then she goes, care to come to my flat for a drink?
I walk in and the place is a fucking dump. There's fucking mold on the wals, the furniture looks like it's third hand, the loo smelled like something had died in it, you get the picture.
Not to mention she lives with four other people. She says "I just moved in; I know it's horrible the people here are slobs".
As we came in one of them was in the kitchen eatings beans and toast. She says "I'll be back in a bit" and I'm left alone with this poor soul who I can only describe as very unkempt. A pathetic skinny little cunt with wide eyes and thinning hair who has a t-shirt on saying "muscle monster". I'm thinking what the fuck is this boy on?
He looks at me strangely until I ask him, got a problem pal? He says, you're the fourth guy she's brought in this week, I tell him, I'll make sure to come back next week with two of my mates. His face goes red he says, you just make sure to stay away from the blue towel in the bathroom. I was thinking up something sarcastic to say when she comes back and we grab a bottle of wine and go to her room. Which was next to this little prick's room.
What's with the skeleton in your kitchen, I goes. He thinks he's Colin Farrel, she replies. More like Farrel's pikey brother, I says. He tried to get me to bed when I first moved in, she says. I ignored him and he's been totally passive-aggressive every since.
We had a mighty good laugh at that.
I shagged her five times that night, trying to make as much noise as possible. She urged me on saying, you can be as loud as you like, Jamie is the only person in, the other guys are away. I say, he won't be bothered? She says, he's probably wanking over pictures of black bodybuilders right now ;D
In the morning I went and had a royal shower- Before I left I made sure to wipe my arse with his towel and use his toothbrush to comb through my pubic hair ;D ;D
Good fucking stuff Ray!! LOL ;D
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they were great fun no doubt.. i never got into the whole fucking lingo though.. 'what's yer 20?' . and man those fuckers would ignore you if you didn't speak the code ::)
"Poppa Bear to Mamma Bear, Goldie Locks has flown the coop...."
"Breaker 1-9, Breaker, breaker 1-9 May Day"
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Crack up! Sounds about right for Wellington! Tawa Girls :-X
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Haha well done
Interesting how some of the stuff that was popular on bodybuilding.com migrated to Getbig
First it was the "no homo" phrase
Now its the pretending to be the person referred to in someone elses story 8)
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I met her at a nightclub on Saturday night. We danced for a bit then she goes, care to come to my flat for a drink?
I walk in and the place is a fucking dump. There's fucking mold on the wals, the furniture looks like it's third hand, the loo smelled like something had died in it, you get the picture.
Not to mention she lives with four other people. She says "I just moved in; I know it's horrible the people here are slobs".
As we came in one of them was in the kitchen eatings beans and toast. She says "I'll be back in a bit" and I'm left alone with this poor soul who I can only describe as very unkempt. A pathetic skinny little cunt with wide eyes and thinning hair who has a t-shirt on saying "muscle monster". I'm thinking what the fuck is this boy on?
He looks at me strangely until I ask him, got a problem pal? He says, you're the fourth guy she's brought in this week, I tell him, I'll make sure to come back next week with two of my mates. His face goes red he says, you just make sure to stay away from the blue towel in the bathroom. I was thinking up something sarcastic to say when she comes back and we grab a bottle of wine and go to her room. Which was next to this little prick's room.
What's with the skeleton in your kitchen, I goes. He thinks he's Colin Farrel, she replies. More like Farrel's pikey brother, I says. He tried to get me to bed when I first moved in, she says. I ignored him and he's been totally passive-aggressive every since.
We had a mighty good laugh at that.
I shagged her five times that night, trying to make as much noise as possible. She urged me on saying, you can be as loud as you like, Jamie is the only person in, the other guys are away. I say, he won't be bothered? She says, he's probably wanking over pictures of black bodybuilders right now ;D
In the morning I went and had a royal shower- Before I left I made sure to wipe my arse with his towel and use his toothbrush to comb through my pubic hair ;D ;D
Haha pretty good Gaymondo ;D
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In the morning I went and had a royal shower- Before I left I made sure to wipe my arse with his towel and use his toothbrush to comb through my pubic hair ;D ;D
This made me laugh my arse off!
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Haha well done
Interesting how some of the stuff that was popular on bodybuilding.com migrated to Getbig
First it was the "no homo" phrase
Now its the pretending to be the person referred to in someone elses story 8)
no homo migrated from bbing.com huh...
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"Poppa Bear to Mamma Bear, Goldie Locks has flown the coop...."
"Breaker 1-9, Breaker, breaker 1-9 May Day"
"Momma Bear asked Poppa Bear, could he eat her porridge?"
Yes, phreak knows his rap classics. :P
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no homo migrated from bbing.com huh...
Think so
Basically saw it on there about a thousand times before I ever saw it here
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Not condoning rape and murder obviously, but when I watch those true murder programmes and they describe how rose liked to be smashed by big black dudes whilst Fred wanked away in the corner like a pork chop sideburns sporting chimp, I lol.
Talking of old escorts, I worked with a bloke that had an immaculate Escort Mexico for driving on weekends. It was fucking lush.
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=430395.0
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Good post, I lold!
Well played. ;D
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championship worthy tale of conquest!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hahahaha good one,
As soon as I read the bit about the skinny wanker eating beans in the kitchen I was like "Hahaha NZM getting owned again as usual" ;D
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When did you head to New Zealand Ray? ;D
I was there for a business trip.
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;D Nice style with the telling of the tale. I hope you took a big growler in the loo sink and wiped your bottom with the blue towel.