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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #75 on: May 11, 2006, 08:53:51 AM »
GoodFellas

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya guy! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Heartbreak Ridge
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
 
 
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #76 on: May 11, 2006, 08:54:59 AM »
Arnold

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ITS NOT A TUMOR!!!
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #77 on: May 11, 2006, 09:27:48 AM »
Quote from: davie on May 11, 2006, 07:44:32 AM
Or in the film CHOPPER with eric bana. He goes up to fellow in mate and stabs him in the neck, then yells for the guards adn says "sir....i thin keithies doen himself a mischief."   davie

Chopper rules.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #78 on: May 11, 2006, 09:40:27 AM »
Let's go eat sushi and not pay!!




  Man : Hey kid.....you wanna make 20 bucks?

  Emilio Estevez :FVck off you homo.


Both lines from REPO MAN circa 1884
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #79 on: July 06, 2012, 05:12:46 PM »
 
Hey, Willi, what's with the machine gun?
I thought we had us a deal?

 
We still have a deal.
Now, get the girl, and go.

 
NOT so fast.

 
We only got a deal,
we trust each other.

 
And a Mexican standoff
ain't trust.

Wait.
You need guns on me for it
to be a Mexican standoff.

 
You got guns on us.
You decide to shoot, we're dead.

 
Up top, they got grenades.
They drop them down here, you're dead.

 
That's a Mexican standoff,
and that was NOT the deal.

 
NO trust,
NO deal.

 
(SPEAKING GERMAN)

 
All right, Aldo.

 
Fine.

 
Just take that fucking traitor,
and get her out of my sight.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #80 on: July 06, 2012, 06:01:03 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on May 10, 2006, 07:01:13 AM
"im not even supposed to be here today" dante hicks  clerks


"that kid is back on the esclator again"  brodie  mallrats


"choke yourself..." "no numb nuts with my hand"
"jesus fucking christ what the fuck is that..."
"i bet if god wanted you over the top he would just mircle your ass over"
"is chow allowed in the barracks private pile? ..."no"  ..are you allowed to have jelly donuts private pile"..."no".."and why".."sir because i am a little heavy".."no because your a disgusting fatbody..."

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"Get the fuck off my obstacle, Pile!!" "Get the fuck off my obstacle!"
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #81 on: July 06, 2012, 06:31:51 PM »
Captain Darrow: Excuse me, general... but what about the fucking money?

General Hummel: There is no fucking money. The mission's over.
 
Captain Frye: Bullshit it's over!

Major Tom Baxter: You're talking to a General, soldier! Maintain discipline.
 
Captain Darrow: I'm not a soldier, Major. The day we took hostages, we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid. I want my FUCKING money!

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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #82 on: July 09, 2012, 09:53:06 AM »
bounty hunter: im looking for a josey wales

josey wales: that'd be me.

bounty hunter: you're a wanted man, wales.

josey wales: i reckon im right popular. you a bounty hunter?

butny hunter: mans gotta do something for a living these days.

josey wales: dyin' aint much of a livin, boy.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #83 on: July 09, 2012, 01:37:05 PM »
SIR' I SEEM TO HAVE LOST THE BLEEPS,BEEPS AND THE CREEPS...THE 'WHAT ,THE WHAT AND THE WHAT,,,,
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #84 on: July 09, 2012, 02:27:56 PM »
Quote from: no one on July 09, 2012, 09:53:06 AM
bounty hunter: im looking for a josey wales

josey wales: that'd be me.

bounty hunter: you're a wanted man, wales.

josey wales: i reckon im right popular. you a bounty hunter?

butny hunter: mans gotta do something for a living these days.

josey wales: dyin' aint much of a livin, boy.

LOL you already posted this in this very thread!
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #85 on: July 09, 2012, 02:43:31 PM »
Quote from: THE BAD GUY on May 10, 2006, 09:11:50 PM
I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

Now what is your problem, lady? Eh, you gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love wit you, mein; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year"

Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
 

THE BEST LINES EVER

Nice one!
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #86 on: July 09, 2012, 04:17:58 PM »
Quote from: cephissus on July 09, 2012, 02:27:56 PM
LOL you already posted this in this very thread!

dude- i just looked at the date of the thread, and honestly i didnt read thru it just posted! lol

its so good it should be mentioned twice anyway :D
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #87 on: July 09, 2012, 06:57:01 PM »
Quote from: headhuntersix on May 11, 2006, 08:53:51 AM
GoodFellas

Henry Hill: You're a pistol, you're really funny. You're really funny.
Tommy DeVito: What do you mean I'm funny?
Henry Hill: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy.
[laughs]
Tommy DeVito: what do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill: It's just, you know. You're just funny, it's... funny, the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito: [it becomes quiet] Funny how? What's funny about it?
Anthony Stabile: Tommy no, You got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill: Jus...
Tommy DeVito: What?
Henry Hill: Just... ya know... you're funny.
Tommy DeVito: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill: Just... you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!
Henry Hill: [long pause] Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito: [everyone laughs] Ya guy! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering prick ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning.

Heartbreak Ridge
Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in.
 
 

one of the classics of all time.......
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #88 on: July 09, 2012, 07:01:47 PM »
"I want those little bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns."
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #89 on: July 09, 2012, 07:13:45 PM »
"I fart in your general direction!"

-John Cleese in Monty Python's Holy Grail as the french taunting knight

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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #90 on: July 09, 2012, 09:08:20 PM »
Quote from: jaejonna on May 10, 2006, 01:08:07 PM
Blake: You got leads. Mitch & Murray paid good money. Get their names to sell them. You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close shit, *you are* shit, hit the bricks pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going *out*.
Shelley Levene: The leads are weak.
Blake: "The leads are weak." The fucking leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years...
Dave Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck you. That's my name.
[Moss laughs]
Blake: You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW. *That's* my name.


Glen Gary Glen Ross

That scene with Alec Baldwin is one of my top favorites now.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #91 on: July 09, 2012, 10:34:45 PM »
Quote from: Krankenstein on July 09, 2012, 09:08:20 PM
That scene with Alec Baldwin is one of my top favorites now.

Alec stole the whole movie with that one scene in the very beginning..one of the greatest scenes of all time
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #92 on: July 10, 2012, 09:35:10 AM »
Quote from: andreisdaman on July 09, 2012, 10:34:45 PM
Alec stole the whole movie with that one scene in the very beginning..one of the greatest scenes of all time
FIRST PRIZE A BRAND NEW CADILLAC ..2ND PRICE SET OF STEAK KNIVES,,,,I WAS SENT HERE BY MITCH AND MURRAY AS A MISSION OF MERCY,,,I TOLD THEM TO FIRE THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU.
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