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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #50 on: May 10, 2006, 01:32:23 PM »
M oth erfucker.

Makes no sense.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #51 on: May 10, 2006, 01:37:33 PM »
every line from pulp fiction is awesome
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #52 on: May 10, 2006, 01:42:20 PM »
 "...I know who can beat you! 'WHAT??? WHAT???' ( I got him Sho, I got him...here he is Sho...I got him) 'WHO...can beat Sho'Nuff??? 'Bruce LeRoy thats who...' 'Bruce LeRoy???' (thats the only one left standing in between Sho'Nuff and...total supremacy)"

 " Electros RULE the dance floor..."

 " Sonny has 5 fingers...but he only uses 3..."

 " ...because if voting kicks ass and Donnelly kicks ass...you put those two together and you got some kick ass shit!!!
 its one small step for man one giant step....for....I HAVE A DREAM!!! Power to the People!!! Burn Baby Burn!!!! Hey guys...KILL WHITEY!!!!!!!"
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #53 on: May 10, 2006, 02:24:39 PM »
clint eastwood is the king of the movie lines...

from the outlaw josey wales...

guy: 'i'm lookin' for a josey wales...'

clint " that'd be me... you a bounty hunter? "

guy: ' man's gotta make himself a livin'...'

clint " dyin' aint much of a livin', boy."

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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #54 on: May 10, 2006, 02:37:23 PM »
Quote from: no one on May 10, 2006, 02:24:39 PM
clint eastwood is the king of the movie lines...

Hell yes. Unforgiven alone. Pages worth.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #55 on: May 10, 2006, 02:39:10 PM »
Another Clint Eastwood Classic, from the end of The Good, The Bad and The Ugly (the cemetry scene).

Clint East, holding a rifle and a shovel, says to Elli Wallach: "You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.......those with loaded guns, and those who dig........ You dig". He then throws the shovel to Wallach.    ;D
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #56 on: May 10, 2006, 02:43:50 PM »
From the Enforcer, Dirty Harry's reaction when his new cop partner is intorduced to him and the new partner turns out to be a woman (shouted through gritted teeth): "OH SHIT"!  ;D
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #57 on: May 10, 2006, 04:05:56 PM »
SULLY!!! REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU I'D KILL YOU LAST?????



YEAH THATS RIGHT MATRIX, YOU DID!!!!!




I LIED.




What happened to Sully?


I let him go.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #58 on: May 10, 2006, 04:15:25 PM »
Quote from: Sir William Idol on May 10, 2006, 04:05:56 PM
SULLY!!! REMEMBER WHEN I TOLD YOU I'D KILL YOU LAST?????



YEAH THATS RIGHT MATRIX, YOU DID!!!!!




I LIED.




What happened to Sully?


I let him go.


  A modern classic ;D
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #59 on: May 10, 2006, 04:29:48 PM »
dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the fuck are you talking about?
Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, Dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, Dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
The Dude: Walter, this isn't a guy who built the fucking railroads here. This is a guy...
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #60 on: May 10, 2006, 04:32:51 PM »
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Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #61 on: May 10, 2006, 05:21:04 PM »
Walter: "Nihilists! fvck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos."

Another classic.

Shit, an entire Coen Bros. thread beats the DoRonnie blather.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #62 on: May 10, 2006, 05:23:06 PM »
we really need to be able to say fuck on this board.

fvck is just retarded :-\
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #63 on: May 10, 2006, 05:23:14 PM »
this topic has strayed
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #64 on: May 10, 2006, 05:26:39 PM »
Quote from: Cavalier22 on May 10, 2006, 04:32:51 PM
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Walter Sobchak: Those rich fucks! This whole fucking thing... I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet...
The Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
The Dude: Walter, face it, there isn't any connection.

  I absolutely love this one ;D
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #65 on: May 10, 2006, 05:49:07 PM »
More Fight Club

Narrator: "Bob. Bob had bitch tits."


Marla Singer: "My God. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school."

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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #66 on: May 10, 2006, 08:18:00 PM »
Booger on Revenge of the Nerds

"We've got bush...we've got bush!"

"What the fuck is a frush?"
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #67 on: May 10, 2006, 08:25:20 PM »
Quote from: benchthis on May 10, 2006, 01:37:33 PM
every line from pulp fiction is awesome


 J.T. "you mean the one with all the shit in her face?"

 E.S. "No...that's my wife"
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2006, 08:27:30 PM »
Much of Resevoir dogs' intro breakfast conversation.
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #69 on: May 10, 2006, 09:11:50 PM »
I neva fucked anybody over in my life, who didn't have it comin' to 'im, you got that? All I have in this world is my balls, and my word, and I don't break 'em for no one, jou understand?"

Fuck Gaspar Gomez, and fuck the fuckin' Diaz brothers! Fuck'em all! I bury those cock-a-roaches!"

Now what is your problem, lady? Eh, you gotta problem? You're good looking, you gotta beautiful body, beautiful legs, beautiful face; wit all dese guys in love wit you, mein; only you gotta look in your eye like you haven't been fucked in a year"

Whattaya lookin' at? You're all a bunch of fucking assholes. You know why? 'Cause you don't have the guts to be what you wanna be. You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fucking fingers, and say "that's the bad guy." So, what dat make you? Good? You're not good; you just know how to hide. Howda lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth--even when I lie. So say goodnight to the bad guy. Come on; the last time you gonna see a bad guy like this, let me tell ya. Come on, make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through; you better get outta his way!"
 

THE BEST LINES EVER
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #70 on: May 11, 2006, 04:20:33 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on May 10, 2006, 08:27:30 PM
Much of Resevoir dogs' intro breakfast conversation.

 Man, that was a boring movie :-\
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #71 on: May 11, 2006, 07:05:55 AM »
Quote from: LuciusFox on May 11, 2006, 04:20:33 AM
Man, that was a boring movie :-\

You're kidding. Better than Pulp!

Mr. White: "For the past fifteen minutes, you've been droning on about names. Toby. Toby? Toby? Toby Wong. Toby Wong? Toby Wong. Toby Chung? Fucking Charlie Chan. I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap--I don't know what--coming out of my right."
 

   
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #72 on: May 11, 2006, 07:44:32 AM »
Excuse the commetn but its a quote from pulp fiction

"I dont care if he goes to indo-china....i want a black waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass."

Or in the film CHOPPER with eric bana. He goes up to fellow in mate and stabs him in the neck, then yells for the guards adn says "sir....i thin keithies doen himself a mischief."   Priceless comedy.

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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #73 on: May 11, 2006, 08:18:39 AM »
Are you entertained?
  - Gladiator
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Re: Best Lines
« Reply #74 on: May 11, 2006, 08:21:25 AM »
Craig: Man, I owe you
[pulls out an energy bar called "Big Time"]
Craig: BIG TIME! For bringing me here!
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