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Title: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: MikMaq on February 21, 2014, 03:16:02 PM
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Knooger on February 21, 2014, 03:19:24 PM
Tossing the salad, you didn't mention tossing the salad.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Shockwave on February 21, 2014, 03:21:36 PM
Allies? Enemies? Da fuck?
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Knooger on February 21, 2014, 03:22:20 PM
Allies? Enemies? Da fuck?

OP's enemy right here.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Army of One on February 21, 2014, 03:24:21 PM
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: kh300 on February 21, 2014, 03:24:31 PM
I'm the guy that was wrongfully convicted and I'm just making the best of my time while I'm stuck in this shithole.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Knooger on February 21, 2014, 03:25:09 PM
What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?

Starting to look like the OP only has enemies.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Rambone on February 21, 2014, 03:25:43 PM
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Army of One on February 21, 2014, 03:27:35 PM
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

      I ain't gonna count to three! Not
      even to one! Now shut the fuck up
      'fore I sing you a lullabye
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Knooger on February 21, 2014, 03:28:25 PM
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

Those guys make for the best fucking.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: ESFitness on February 21, 2014, 03:43:54 PM
and the occasional 'cell warriors' who talk tough when their cell is locked and nobody can get to them, but when it's time to hit the rec-yard, or somebody calls their bluff, they go running to the C.O. and ask for P.C. and debrief as quick as they can.

and like in prison, you'd better be everything you say you are and better have done everything you say you've done, because people will absolutely find out, and then when you lose that respect, it's gone forever.

oh, and 'confidential informant's' are never 'confidential'... ever. your name is always in somebody's paperwork (or PM's). always.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Icelord on February 21, 2014, 03:45:39 PM
and the occasional 'cell warriors' who talk tough when their cell is locked and nobody can get to them, but when it's time to hit the rec-yard, or somebody calls their bluff, they go running to the C.O. and ask for P.C. and debrief as quick as they can.

and like in prison, you'd better be everything you say you are and better have done everything you say you've done, because people will absolutely find out, and then when you lose that respect, it's gone forever.

oh, and 'confidential informant's' are never 'confidential'... ever. your name is always in somebody's paperwork (or PM's). always.
Got a question.

Since prisons in the US seems to largely grouped on racial grounds
is it possible to be white, for instance
and avoid other white inmates
i.e. decline their offers to join their table, hang out with them in the yard
and generally mind your own business
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 21, 2014, 03:48:55 PM
Wonder how Tbombz is doing in jail?
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Roger Bacon on February 21, 2014, 03:50:30 PM
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

You're the shittiest poster ever on getbig.

I'd take ten Shizzos and Uncle Juniors over you.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Icelord on February 21, 2014, 03:51:11 PM
You're the shittiest poster ever on getbig ever.

I'd take ten Shizzos and Uncle Juniors over you.
Whoa, let's not go that far.
You're forgetting the other 5 guys who qualify for that title.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 21, 2014, 03:53:13 PM
Except in prison, if you tried to start a group of "arm dons or leg dons", you'd be thrown in with the sisters.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: ChopperRider on February 21, 2014, 03:56:38 PM
I'd bet there would be a lot less skinny old fools running their cockcatchers.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Army of One on February 21, 2014, 03:57:36 PM
Except in prison, if you tried to start a group of "arm dons or leg dons", you'd be thrown in with the sisters.

You'd look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 21, 2014, 04:04:52 PM
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.
this bitch would not last a day in the thunderdome of 2003/2009 getbig
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: the trainer on February 21, 2014, 04:05:36 PM
I'm that guy in the shower staring at the floor to avoid eye contact while simultaneously keeping his butthole tight.

And I am that guy who walks over to you drop the soap and tell you to bend over and pick it up with a piss off look on my face.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: MikMaq on February 21, 2014, 04:08:58 PM
this bitch would not last a day in the thunderdome of 2003/2009 getbig
Lol I've been here since 2006 you stupid fuck. I got nearly 10000 posts between lungren and lundgren. You fools better start giving the respect. I may not have many allies but I can take a hit.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: The Abdominal Snoman on February 21, 2014, 04:09:26 PM
You'd look funnier sucking my dick with no teeth

What's that have to do with mouse farts
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Primemuscle on February 21, 2014, 04:13:00 PM
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

Never been to prison, so I wouldn't really know. My allies are the folks who treat me respectfully, just as I do them. The other people don't matter to me, one way or the other.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Knooger on February 21, 2014, 04:19:04 PM
Wonder how Tbombz is doing in jail?

For Tbombz being locked up in jail would be like a normal person being locked up in the Playboy Mansion.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Wiggs on February 21, 2014, 05:00:32 PM
I'm the religious leader trying to save your sorry assume souls.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: MikMaq on February 21, 2014, 05:09:26 PM
I'm the religious leader trying to save your sorry assume souls.
At this point you'd end up in reject row along with me, EKul, Uberman, and shisso.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Pray_4_War on February 21, 2014, 05:18:25 PM
There's no chicks, atleast real ones, everyone is obsessed with tough, and were in constant conflict. So where do you fit in, who are your allies who are your enemies.

Also, half the population enjoys making buttsex with dudes.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Rambone on February 21, 2014, 05:21:06 PM
And I am that guy who walks over to you drop the soap and tell you to bend over and pick it up with a piss off look on my face.
Those guys make for the best fucking.

Awww jeeeeeez   :-\
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 26, 2014, 09:12:59 PM
Lol I've been here since 2006 you stupid fuck. I got nearly 10000 posts between lungren and lundgren. You fools better start giving the respect. I may not have many allies but I can take a hit.
multiple accounts   instant ban
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: TheShape on February 26, 2014, 09:14:20 PM
This board is going downhill fast...
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: MikMaq on February 26, 2014, 09:19:30 PM
multiple accounts   instant ban
Ron is well aware of my two accounts.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Mr Nobody on February 26, 2014, 09:22:34 PM
RAtard is aware as well of the two accounts.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 26, 2014, 09:31:39 PM
SoulCrusher = Schillinger

Wiggs = Adebisi

Chiro Flex = Chucky Pancamo
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: LiftEaTsLeEpRePeAt on February 26, 2014, 09:32:42 PM
SoulCrusher = Schillinger

Wiggs = Adebisi

Chiro Flex = Chucky Pancamo
fucking fakers... why cant they just be themselves....   
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Kwon_2 on February 26, 2014, 09:39:36 PM
fucking fakers... why cant they just be themselves....   

Maybe Schillinger, Adebisi and Chucky prefers to stay anonymous on the boards, thus the gimmicky account names such as Soul Crusher, Chiro Flex etc
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: FermiDirac on February 27, 2014, 03:26:19 AM
You forgot; lots of sissies and closet homos and the educational level is high school dropout equivalent.  ;D
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Darren Avey on February 27, 2014, 05:32:17 AM
Im like the mad Frankie Fraser.
Title: Re: Getbig is just like prison.
Post by: Primemuscle on July 03, 2018, 01:43:15 PM
I'm the guy that was wrongfully convicted and I'm just making the best of my time while I'm stuck in this shithole.

Apparently you are allowed the use of electronics as a distraction and to help pass the time while stuck in whatever shithole you're in.