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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: El Diablo Blanco on March 29, 2013, 01:34:10 PM
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Such a luscious pectoral region
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All push-up bra....In real life, she has monkey tits.
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Upton is only popular because she is completely AVERAGE in every single way and gives the general population of females hope.
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Such a luscious pectoral region
Jesus Approved
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Upton is only popular because she is completely AVERAGE in every single way and gives the general population of females hope.
I would gladly settle for average in her case
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I would gladly settle for average in her case
You could do better. You would be selling yourself short in my opinion. You could get a Kate Upton look-a-like in any Trailer Park if you wanted.
(http://i1271.photobucket.com/albums/jj630/brownandgold/tumblr_m57kx9Mk7o1qzy531o1_500_zpse5468abb.jpg)
(https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSSnE0nKTsvkC3MPKqel-2P6aiNMSm032oiMayG_v9yycwPY3lH)
(http://www.sectalk.com/board/public/imported_images/images.smh.com.au/rc_kate_upton-600x400.jpg)
(http://i48.tinypic.com/jpekvc.jpg)
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(http://i1133.photobucket.com/albums/m585/ninetynine99/katechin.jpg)
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(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9c61a5pYL1rdtg8vo1_1280.jpg)
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Mustache and Nose Hairs of Peace
(http://i.imgur.com/11wml.jpg)
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For some reason she has an unusual amount of hair on her face.
Boogers of Peace, Nose Hair to Rival the Great T-Bombz. Her face is rather hairy too.
(http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzrb2yrfUd1qzy531o1_500.jpg)
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Are you on some sort of I hate Kate Upton message board? Zoon 10X into any women's face and you'd find the same thing.
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Adonis bringing the bile from the duct with those pics....nasty
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Are you on some sort of I hate Kate Upton message board? Zoon 10X into any women's face and you'd find the same thing.
The boogers are sickening bro
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Are you on some sort of I hate Kate Upton message board? Zoon 10X into any women's face and you'd find the same thing.
No, I just realize that she is a gimmick created by a marketing firm that realizes that most females are obese, semi-obese or are on their way to obesity and therefore she is there to be the model for the new trend that is definitely happening. She also gives Average fat girls hope and that is what she is meant to do. Marketing Executives are no dummies.
You fell for it hook, line and sinker and you are a man. :D
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Adonis bringing the bile from the duct with those pics....nasty
That is the look that is currently being thrust upon the Mainstream, that it is okay to be fat, skinny-fat and lazy.
Have you ever heard how Dumb Upton is? She is incredibly stupid and every other word is "like". "like", "like". She talks in texts messages basically.
This is the new norm though that is being pushed.
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The boogers are sickening bro
Yes because most women don't get boogers or take shits from their round asses. ::)
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Not even sure I know who Kate Upton is?
What is she famous for?
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Yes because most women don't get boogers or take shits from their round asses. ::)
I have never seen a chick sporting the double barrelled boogers like that. I'd just eaten a spatchcock chicken and three roasted peppers. It made me feel queasy.
I hear ya on the shitting tho. Try listening to your girl shitting into a portapotti as you drive around Europe in a tiny camper van... Still, you get used to it.
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Not even sure I know who Kate Upton is?
What is she famous for?
X2!
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X2!
X3.
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Shit, I thought she was Katy Perry, who I'm vaguely familiar with.
Kate Upton?
I'm drawing a blank here boys!
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5/10.
Hipless body of peace
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Shit, I thought she was Katy Perry, who I'm vaguely familiar with.
Kate Upton?
I'm drawing a blank here boys!
They had the audacity to put that pig on the cover of SI swimsuit. Not that I care for that magazine or anything, but as I said, marketing Executives see the trend that girls and women are getting fatter and they are moving the goal posts. They are trying to promote the Average look and are going pretty full force with it actually.
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They had the audacity to put that pig on the cover of SI swimsuit. Not that I care fore that magazine or anything, but as I said, marketing Executives see the trend that girls and women are getting fatter and they are moving the goal posts. They are trying to promote the Average look and are going pretty full force with it actually.
I have not seen the SI Swimsuit Edition since I was in college.
I guess the internet makes the SI fluff obsolete.
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(http://i1271.photobucket.com/albums/jj630/brownandgold/tumblr_m57kx9Mk7o1qzy531o1_500_zpse5468abb.jpg)
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Just did an image search, Kate Upton is definitely worthy of some Getbig shaft.
Still don't know what she's famous for.....other than her tits.
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she is famous for simulating sex with a hamburger. Classy broad.
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Just did an image search, Kate Upton is definitely worthy of some Getbig shaft.
Still don't know what she's famous for.....other than her tits.
its an english titty thing fo sho
(http://www.kateuptonnude.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/kate-upton-no-bra.jpg)
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(http://chrisldiaz.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/katecow620h.jpg)
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:D
(http://www.skinnygossip.com/pictures/kate-upton-featured.jpg)
Kate Upton Is Well-Marbled
June 10th, 2012
Posted by Skinny Gurl
Did you know that humans are 80% genetically identical to cows? Well, allow me to prove it to you…
Guess who?! Yes, it’s the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it. Now, there’s nothing wrong with an average girl like Kate being confident. She’s pretty, she bangs down the runway like she owns it, and I totally commend her for her bravery.
Fairer views of Kate in the same outfit are here:
And I still ask: what the heck? Has fashion become this? Well – we know it hasn’t, so let’s not pretend this is fashion. She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic – and she is a solid 30 lbs too heavy for this outfit.
Which gets me to – what the HELL IS THIS??? Choices, people!!!
I thought cannibalism was illegal?!? If that’s not a very different species of cow, Kate could be in legal trouble!
So gurls, with my apologies, let’s take a closer look at this little piggie:
Huge thighs, NO waist, big fat floppy boobs, terrible body definition – she looks like a squishy brick. Is this what American women are “striving” for now? The lazy, lardy look? Have we really gotten so fat in this country that Kate is the best we can aim for? Sorry, but: eww!
The sudden surge in fame for Kate Upton makes me wonder how much further our plus-sized fixation is going to go. It’s not that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was ever high art, but thanks to Kate Upton securing this year’s cover, it’s now barely a notch above Playboy.
Fashion is supposed to be aspirational – and the kind of people who aspire to look like this shop for clothes at Wal-Mart.
It’s all very much too bad, because at the beginning, there was some hope for her:
Seriously, what a beauty! She is absolutely gorgeous here. I feel for her agent – I can almost hear the weeping. What beautiful eyes and face she started with – there was actually potential for her before she fell in love with… stuffing her face!
Look, I’ll admit – I love In’n’Out as much as the next gurl, but it’s not supposed to be an everyday thing, Kate! And we can be sure that Kate is the rare model who poses with food – and then actually devours it.
She doesn’t just look vulgar – she’s also never afraid to act the part:
Gee, what do you want in that glass, Kate? *shudder* – seriously, this looks like the cover of some crappy porn movie. “Kate Upton stars in: Hillbilly Gokkun, Volume 1” sounds about right – she is easily the most “porny” model to enter the mainstream in a very long time. She looks like she would work in the back of a motorcycle shop in Nashville and give (bad) blow jobs for $25.
The poor girl is 19, but looks like a rough 30. She’s 150+ lbs, but dresses like she’s 115.
She actually looks pregnant here, but I suspect it’s just the result of shapewear or corset abuse:
Yes, yes, I know that every tobacco-chewing, beer-drinking, shotgun-toting, NASCAR-watching man south of the Mason-Dixon line would love to get into her pants (or, as they say down South, “into her tent”, which in her case is the same thing) – but most of those guys wouldn’t know a beautiful woman if she jumped out in front of his pickup truck.
Even though I have my disagreements with Victoria’s Secret, I can agree with them on this. Sophia Neophitou, one of their casting directors, said this of Kate:
“We would never use her… she’s like a Page 3 girl… she’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”
I agree with that sentiment, but this is not a face I’d want to buy:
This girl belongs deep in the gutter of American commercialism – so don’t get any crazy ideas about her being a fashion model, OK?
http://www.skinnygossip.com/kate-upton-is-well-marbled/
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TA jealous of some hollywood whore WTF
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TA jealous of some hollywood whore WTF
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How would I be even remotely that?
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Another useless holiday, for merchants to make money off you.